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[_] who likes magic? Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:15 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:32 No.

  intradesting

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:33 No.

  blatant indoctrination

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:38 No.

  Made me feel creepy just watching it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:39 No.

  >>2042324
  Completely, but that's par for the course. My parents forced me to go summer school EVERY single
  fucking year that was run by our Catholic Church. The church generally tried to pull this kind of
  shit but there was one old nun and the priest that helped run the "camp" that were big fans of
  Tolkien. Everytime one of our parents would give us shit about magic or liking Lord of the Rings
  they could always be relied on to come to our aid. Reminding them and anyone else that gave us
  any shit that Tolkien was a devout Catholic (old school speak that shit in Latin) that converted
  non-believers including C.S Lewis to the faith. (although, lol the wrong one.) I miss those
  two...we need more people in positions of power within our religious institutions that take a
  page from their book.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:39 No.

  FUCK THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST AND BREATHE MY AIR

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:40 No.

  >>2042327
  I know, I kind of want to go on a killing spree now...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:41 No.

  I enjoyed watching that child's spirit and creativity being crushed.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:44 No.

  This is why I'm a magician.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:46 No.

  that fucking hurt my thinker a bit...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:57 No.

  What did I just fap to?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)04:58 No.

  10/10 look at his dreams and hopes getting destroyed, i can't believe this isn't a parody.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:07 No.

  I expected more rage out of this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:11 No.

  Jehovah sounds like a real "no fun allowed" dickhead.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:12 No.

  i want to see more of this shit

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:15 No.

  >>2042341
  You're not very creative are ya?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:15 No.

  I hate religious and shit. I hate: Christians, Muslims and much more religious shit. If you're a
  Christian or whatever you believe in bullshit, go fuck and kill yourself. We don't need you here.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:15 No.

  Fuck Jahova, I'll take magic and become my own god! Mwahaha!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:17 No.

  and that's why I hate religious people just by watching this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:17 No.

  >Oh no, it's Sparlock!
  >Who can save us?
  >Sparlock can! Activate the magic cape, Sparlock
  wat

  Also rule 34 on the mom

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:23 No.

  please go back to reddit you idiots

  inb4 atheist thread on /f/

  shiggydiggy

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:25 No.

  I just kept imagining

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkVbF9DmtSw

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:27 No.

  This is soo stupid!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:28 No.

  >>2042312

  Any 34 on the mom?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:29 No.

  jahova love you soo much that you can go throw away a friends toy that he gave you

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:31 No.

  This is why pastafarianism exists

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:36 No.

  "If you could reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people."

  Dr. Gregory House...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:37 No.

  >>2042347
  >>2042352
  this.
  >"You made mommy VERY happy" ;]

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:39 No.

  Jehovah sound like jenova from ff7

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:40 No.

  The poor kid will never get to discover the magic of friendship!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:42 No.

  /r/ JewTube Link pewease!!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:42 No.

  I lived in a family who thought like this.

  I just don't even know where to being with this. I didn't then, I don't now, and I don't think I
  ever will.

  People like this are fucking depressing, especially when they run your life.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:44 No.

  >>2042363
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfq4ZFY6WG4
  I came here from /pol/ to tell you, that i actually like this video and support its message.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:44 No.

  give me back my magician toy you faggot
  *kid gets bullied for the rest of his childhood*

>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 07/18/13(Thu)05:45 No.

  >tfw I was raised a Jehovah's witness
  >tfw I see right through it now
  >tfw I'm actually agreeing with zeitgeist-chan

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)05:48 No.

  >>2042366
  >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfq4ZFY6WG4
  thx...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:02 No.

  What always gets me about shit like this is:
  No satanic or pagan symbols on the outfit or anything associated with it, no questionable or
  backward morals with the character as far as we know, just;
  >It's bad because it's associated with magic
  , a thing that more than 2-thirds of Monotheists in America think is a retarded thing to believe
  actually exists.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:07 No.

  >>2042366
  >pol
  >supporting jahovah
  JIDF detected

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:16 No.

  >MUH RELIGION
  >FUCK YOUR TOY
  >COME SUCK ON JEHOVAH'S DICK NIGGAAA

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:18 No.

  >>2042354
  so it exists because there are extreme fundies with a twisted outlook? what purpose does that
  serve, everyone already knows this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:48 No.

  >Purity of deities
  >Hatred

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:54 No.

  Why are there faggots saying the same shit that's in the comments in the thread?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:55 No.

  >using a magical cloud father to disprove other forms of magic

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)06:58 No.

  Why couldn't the mother just tell her kid to return the toy to his friend...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:04 No.

  >Those implications that God's love somehow isn't unconditional
  Holy fuck, whoever made this needs to study some basic theology.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:07 No.

  rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:09 No.

  >Give the new kid I made friends with my toy to play with for a day
  >Next day he says he threw it in the trash
  >That kid's only friend is his mom
  And a new generation of 10/10 human being is born.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:09 No.

  >>2042395
  Jehovah’s Witnesses made this, to me it seems like they study the bible a lot.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:10 No.

  >>2042396
  nice

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:11 No.

  >>2042396
  Thank you based internet.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:13 No.

  >>2042396
  lol'd so hard.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:18 No.

  > Hurr Durr I believe in a book that was written by God himself, although every word was written
  by humans!

  It's like people 1000 years in the future would worship Harry Potter and believe that story was
  actually real...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:18 No.

  DUDE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT SCARED ME
  cause my name is Caleb

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:19 No.

  >>2042398
  God's love is completely unconditional. That's not a subject of debate. The implication that what
  you do affects how much God loves you ("God would love you very much if you chose to obey him.",
  was it? I don't feel like rewatching it.) is misleading and unfounded. How you choose to act does
  affect how God treats you, but it has literally no effect on how much you loves you. You should
  be very wary of the words of anybody who calls themselves a Christian yet denies this fact.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:21 No.

  >implying average Christians actually are like this

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:29 No.

  >>2042405
  I don't believe in a god, therefore I don't think there's a mysterious, untouchable, entity that
  loves me unconditionally, or as the Jehovah’s Witnesses say in this video, conditionally since
  Jehovah "doesn't like magic". Come to think of it Jehovah/God is quite "magical" himself
  ironically, creating humans, creating the Earth creating all the plants and animals, poof like
  magic. The cosmos? the cosmos doesn't exist since god only created the heaven and the Earth.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:32 No.

  I bet the jews did this!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:33 No.

  >>2042411
  You'll notice that I wasn't debating the existence of god here. I was pointing out a specific
  part of this animation that gave me a particularly low opinion of the religious knowledge of
  whoever made it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:34 No.

  Someone needs to make a sequel. Sparlock looks like a magical swordsmen. Give him a frostmourne.
  I want to watch that fucker rise from the trash can, march in there and leave that lady as a
  soulless husk

  Episode 2: Sparlock Will Rise.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:35 No.

  if jehovah doesn't like magic does that mean touhou tuesdays is run by satan?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:36 No.

  >>2042312
  Moral Orel just got a hell of a lot more funny

  Also, sorry kiddo, no life-saving blood transfusions until you're over the age of majority

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:38 No.

  soz lol
  magic doesn't even exist
  satan doesn't exist
  god doesn't exist
  get over it everyone

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:45 No.

  >>2042421
  the obvious: honour thy father and mother commandant: the parents assume the position of Jehovah
  promoting Jehovah's regressive, traditional, restrictive, controlling, thought process.

  >>2042417
  yes they are, stop doing touhou tuesdays, you'll make Jehovah mad.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:51 No.

  Fuck magic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)07:56 No.

  >>2042426
  Get out of here, Anti-Mage.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)08:30 No.

  >>2042348

  i fucking knew it

  fat pathetic faggots never learn

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)08:31 No.

  >>2042312
  And this is the reason I didn't have a childhood. I had to live under this bullshit. Until the
  divorce, I couldn't like dragons, wizards, trolls, mermaids, or anything magical, because my
  mother was one of those diehard Christians. When the divorce finally happened, I went to my dad's
  for a weekend and finally got to see The Lord of the Rings, and I loved it. But my little brother
  had to be a snitch and tell my mom, and I got whacked over the head a few times. So my mom
  started screaming the usual "Magic is bad and you should feel bad." But I didn't feel bad, and
  that's when I moved in with my dad and watched all the Harry Potter movies.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)08:37 No.

  If that mormon bitch ever tried to take my warrior wizard I would rape the shit out of her.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)08:53 No.

  >>2042440
  Breaking News: 9 year old rapes mother for trying to take away his Warrior Wizard. She deserved
  it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)08:53 No.

  >>2042358

  I swear to god, the look on her face throughout that goddamn video, I was just waiting for her to
  fucking rape that poor kid.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:02 No.

  MAGIC FOR EVERYONE!!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:07 No.

  alright. i tried to be fine with this, but my jimmies are extremely rustled

>> [_] Anon 07/18/13(Thu)09:08 No.

  >>2042343
  You sound like Jehovah witness, did you witness the stupid shit that is religion?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:11 No.

  This is why I hate religious people. Such killjoys.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:15 No.

  >>2042328

  >I disagree with how a certain group raises their children, so I think I should be able to kill
  them.

  Liberal "Tolerance" at work.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:17 No.

  >>2042465
  >What is hyperbole?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:19 No.

  fucking magic errywhere up in dis bitch

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:21 No.

  This is why I became a wizard. To stop religious bullshit like this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:24 No.

  >>2042366
  Jehovah's witnesses are a doomsday cult, anon. I'm a /pol/lack as well and I know this.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:28 No.

  >>2042405
  >You should be very wary of the words of anybody who calls themselves a Christian yet denies this
  fact.

  That's a clear no-true-scotsman fallacy, anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:35 No.

  >>2042415

  >FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS

  I lol'd

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:45 No.

  You are all morons. Go fuck yourselves.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:48 No.

  hehehe this shit is hilarious. oh ya
  HAIL SATAN!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:51 No.

  And then a priest raped him.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:53 No.

  >>2042482
  rustled

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:53 No.

  Who just thought trough the whole film that how you just want to stick your cock deem in hid mom.
  God shes hot

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)09:55 No.

  Unfortunately my dad was just like this...
  He's still just like this.

  I swear, I wasn't allowed to play tibia as a kid because he saw that there was a "spellbook" in
  the game.
  And when he found out that you became stronger as you killed enough creatures he said that it was
  cannibal occultism or something.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:00 No.

  >>2042449
  I thought I was the only one.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:33 No.

  >all this heresy
  everyone here makes Jehovah sad

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:38 No.

  MrRepzion?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:38 No.

  my eyes.. my beautiful eyes..

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:39 No.

  >>2042366
  1.3/10

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:54 No.

  His mom saved him from going to hell for worshiping Satan. Now the kid only has to worry about
  going to hell for being a thief by not returning the toy his friend lent him.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)10:59 No.

  >Let's go RIDE BIKES
  >YAY!
  Oh my fucking god this is gold

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:08 No.

  >>2042405
  I like how I can completely destroy any christian logic with this:

  God created everything on earth. He is responsible for every birth that happens and is
  responsible for all the aspects that happen in everyone's daily lives. Why would He choose
  willingly, for some people grow up and believe that He doesn't exist and damn them to hell. If He
  was all loving he would want to prevent His children from falling to hell, yet on a daily basis
  people die believing He doesn't exist, thus damning them to hell.

  Wow, a lot of love there!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:18 No.

  >>2042543
  but muh free will

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:19 No.

  Worthless

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:20 No.

  posting so we can get to 100 posts

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:21 No.

  > almost 100 replies

  fuck, /f/

  get it together

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:24 No.

  >>2042396
  >rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1
  sweet jesus!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:26 No.

  The fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:26 No.

  >>2042448

  this could be a good movie

  10/10 would watch

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:28 No.

  Dubs get

>> [_] Anonywhitehorse 07/18/13(Thu)11:30 No.

  bitch didn't even recycle
  >ducking cunt

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:33 No.

  >>2042396
  I had my doubts, but the internet did not fail me. The true lesson here, children, is that it is
  err to doubt the majesty of his holiness Al Gore, and all that he hath given us.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:33 No.

  past 100, just because some fucking atheists wants too complain about how "ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
  RUINS LIFES". Fuck this shit, what a lot of people don't understand (or just don't want to
  accept) is that the world NEEDS religion, some people can't live withouth it and you need to
  accept that fact. By the way you are not much better than religious people if you want them all
  gone because you can't accept that they don't belive what you belive yourself (sounds familliar?).
  To summarise: Fuck off guys! Get out of /f/ if you want' to discuss this because there is a board
  for this stuff and don't forget that you are not better than the religious bastards you are
  complaining about if you are complaining about them

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:37 No.

  >>2042396
  There really are no exceptions.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:41 No.

  >>2042563
  Buttdevestated turbonerd.
  Go hugbox somewhere else.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:42 No.

  >>2042563
  religion is a learned behavior. the sooner we get rid of this primitive nonsense the sooner we
  can divert such resources to things that actually matter, such as realistic life-like sex dolls.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:44 No.

  >>2042476
  Christianity has a very strict code of conduct. Those that deviate too much get called heretics,
  and thus are no longer christians. For example, placing a price tag to salvation or making the
  religious group into some sort of government is a no-no.

  Or like they say, going to a garage makes you an automobile bla bla bla.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:45 No.

  This makes me so fucking mad! Seriously, you don't know what this is doing to me! because this is
  actually how i was raised as a child.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:46 No.

  >>2042569
  >such as realistic life-like sex dolls
  You would think there are more important things science could be used for than humping a piece of
  plastic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:47 No.

  >>2042571
  We don't fucking care. Go to reddit or whatever hugbox you wish.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:48 No.

  >>2042574
  im not expecting anyone to care!
  mfw you actually cared enough to respond

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:50 No.

  >>2042575
  Good. Now fuck off.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:55 No.

  /f/ is alive.Long time ago, when i saw so many comments on a non screamer flash

>> [_] Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)11:58 No.

  i laughed my ass off.
  this shit is so funny