File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:16 No.2065359
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:33 No.2065377
I want Rule 34 on that mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:34 No.2065380
JAHOVA
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:35 No.2065381
>>2065377
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:36 No.2065385
>>2065381
Thanks m8
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:37 No.2065390
thats awesome , they captured ruining an entire childhood in a 10min cartoon
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:38 No.2065393
Wow that mom is a real fuckin buzzkill. What a bitch. I bet that kid has no friends now.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:39 No.2065394
Oh god
I can't tell if this is supposed to be satire
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:40 No.2065398
Magic is bad. That's why Jehova HATES it. Do you really want to play with something that Jehova
HATES?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:44 No.2065404
>>2065377
was about to say the same thing. Also she is such a bitch. She just threw away her kids friends
toy it wasn't even his! WTF
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:49 No.2065415
>Attack, Sparlock!
>Oh no it's Sparlock! We need someone to save us!
>Sparlock can!
>Activate the magic, Sparlock!
What even is happening?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:50 No.2065418
1. Christians cant animate worth shit
2. using a gay mans devil invention to spread Christan beliefs
3. needs more kek
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)01:57 No.2065425
and they claim what they do ISN'T brainwashing...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:01 No.2065430
Man, this makes the Veggietales I watched as a kid look like Dawkins propaganda.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:02 No.2065432
Guaranteed replies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:08 No.2065438
>>2065398
Kinda. Can I go fuck some heathens at the sacraficia- i mean watch a movie with my friends?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:10 No.2065440
>>2065430
Don't you dare talk shit about Veggie Tales, dude.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:12 No.2065442
>>2065440
saw some rule 34 on larry the cucumber the other day.
yea.
visualize it
i just ruined your fucking day.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:12 No.2065443
>>2065442
No, you didn't.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:19 No.2065448
>>2065443
you made me do this
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2061#search=Larry_the_Cucumber
you're welcome.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:22 No.2065454
>>2065448
this is totally not the right style. Christians can't into inverse kinematics so all the
appendages are floating spheres. Therefore, his dick should be a floating glans.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:24 No.2065457
>>2065448
I followed your link, and my day remains unruined. I feel kind of bad betraying your expectations
like this...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:27 No.2065460
>>2065454
Since when do they have appendages?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)02:55 No.2065474
>>2065460
I meant limbs, sorry. Their hands are floating balls.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:05 No.2065483
>>2065393
jehovah is his friend
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:14 No.2065489
This really rustled my jimmies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:19 No.2065494
>>2065390
i laughed
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:27 No.2065505
>>2065418
>christians
>Jehova
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:28 No.2065509
wtf is this shit?
im beyond mad...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:39 No.2065516
Nice Rule 34. Her face at the end is the face of Satan if I ever saw it. Oh, and nice Rule 34.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:44 No.2065520
They said Jehovah stone them.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:46 No.2065524
When's the last time you saw a Jewish movie that encouraged throwing away friendship for god?
Also we have that Hanukkah movie and that's pretty okay.
Jews 1
Jahova's witnesses 0
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:47 No.2065525
>>2065524
jidf please go
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:53 No.2065531
>>2065525
Are you lost, /pol/?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)03:57 No.2065534
Magic: The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or
supernatural forces.
Sounds a lot like god to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:01 No.2065537
>>2065534
That's why he doesn't want other people using it
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:05 No.2065539
>>2065537
God supposedly influences political events, sways the hearts and minds of human beings and creats
natural disasters as if casting some elemental spell. God is a hypocrite. or at least the person
who came up with the idea of jehova.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:08 No.2065541
>>2065539
He may be a hypocrite, but he's a hypocrite with enough magic powers to incinerate souls, and is
very touchy about his manhood's problems
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:29 No.2065554
Some people think this is about Mormons, but I as a person who grew up in a Mormon household, I
can say that no, this isn't what Mormons are like at all.
Jehovah's Witness on the other hand, they are the ones who hate magic. And in my response to
this, I shall read from the book of Dio, album one, song eight, verse one, line four... I CRY OUT
FOR MAGIC! I FEEL IT DANCING IN THE LIGHT!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:34 No.2065555
ACTIVATE YOUR MAGIC
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:37 No.2065556
>>2065554
I would like to read from the book of Malachi, 2:3 - "and behold, for I will corrupt your seed,
and spread dung upon your faces."
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:45 No.2065561
>>2065505
lrn2religion.
Jehova's Witnesses are christians. It is even said in the bible and any educated christian will
admit to you, god's name is Jehova, which means "causes to become" but other christians think his
name is too holy to speak.
The difference between witnesses and the average christian cult is that they believe humans will
be resurrected and live on a paradise earth, while only 144000 will go to heaven. Normal
christians think all humans go to heaven and the earth will be destroyed, rapture and all that.
I in no way endorse either side and say they're both huge faggots, witnesses are just more
annoying since they're at your house every saturday.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)04:48 No.2065565
>>2065561
Jehovah* forgot the H from seeing you all type it wrong in this thread.
My source is I grew up as a witness kid and hated it because of events like this on a daily basis.
Had no friends, makes life hard in the future where you don't have a forced institution where you
meet like ages and like minds.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)05:25 No.2065596
SAY EN
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)05:34 No.2065605
The sad thing is some people are actually like this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)05:55 No.2065609
>>2065505
I have a local christan church that many of my friends attend that acts far more severe towards
magic.
i shit you not, they burned a pile of Disney movies because they where "brainwashing" their
children.
this kind of behavior is not exclusive to Jehovah's witnesses
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:00 No.2065613
>>2065609
in that regard the church is right, disney movies are nonsense yet burning them in a pile is
going too far.
Only the church's magic, Jesus magic, Jehovah/God magic or miracles is okay.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:11 No.2065619
>>2065613
they actually protested a game of dungeons and dragons too.
this is a town of like 4000, so its really KKKish when a mob of church crazies is standing
outside some nerd's house calling these unfortunate virgins devil warshipers.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:22 No.2065622
>>2065359
should be renamed guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:32 No.2065628
>>2065619
I'll believe that.
Life is really a "miracle" when we think about it. Fragile planet, and very exact conditions for
life to exist.
But then we have religion ruining this great gift and what could be great experience by the
violent preservation of ignorance. The shunning of science and imagination should be seen as
immature, not a religious freedom.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:43 No.2065637
50 replies and counting
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:54 No.2065643
>>2065622
I knew you guys would like this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)06:57 No.2065644
they're not christian, they are a sect called "Jehovah's Witnesses"
>> [_] ÁDÁZ a SÜN! 08/06/13(Tue)06:59 No.2065646
I'm fucking mad now, that religious propaganda make me sick. srsly.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)07:10 No.2065651
>>2065619
Devil Warship is best Warship
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)07:11 No.2065652
>>2065415
>>2065415
>>2065415
>Attack, Discord!
>Oh no it's Discord! We need somepony to save us!
>The Mane 6 can!
>Activate the magic, Mane 6!
And there you have every season of MLP ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)07:11 No.2065653
>>2065646
naah man, religion doesn't make you sick, chlorine in the water makes you sick, fluorine in your
toothpaste makes you sick, aspartam in your bubblegum makes you sick
so get your facts straight nigga
