File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] [bracing for shitstorm] = 12/21/13(Sat)08:17 No.

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:24 No.

  old shit, no shitstorm

  1/10 try harder

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:28 No.

  What is this, /b/?

  Get a grip OP, /f/ is civilized.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:34 No.

  This really does happen.

  When we were looking for a new home, me and my mom roomed with some religious nuts. This was back
  when I was a kid, I played videogames like Halo and Pokemon. They locked both my console and my
  handheld in a separate room telling me I can't play them because they don't want the devil to
  corrupt there son Josh. He never even touched the internet until we were close to leaving, last I
  heard. He became a furry, has been in the phyco ward, and almost got arrested for sex RP'ing some
  underaged girl.

  [spoiler] TL;DR: Religious Nuts really do this to there children and most of them end up bat shit
  insane or become furries. [/spoiler]

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:34 No.

  Jesus, throwing away the toy? At least give it back to the kid's friend, man.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:36 No.

  old swf is old

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:37 No.

  Congrats OP
  I am sickened

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:47 No.

  "Do you really want to play with something that Jehova hates?"

  "FUCK YEAH MOM IT'S WHATEVER THE FUCK THE WARRIOR WIZARD! HAIL SATAN!"

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:48 No.

  >>2230267
  Nice anecdotal evidence bruh

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:50 No.

  >>2230267
  And that's why religious nuts must be purged, Lolocaust style.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:54 No.

  >>2230281
  It's hard to prove a memory don't you think?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:58 No.

  Haha, I wonder what that little faggot say to his friend next day.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:59 No.

  >>2230282
  In this moment, I am euphoric...

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)09:08 No.

  >>2230286
  Nothing, because it's a fucking CARTOON!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:01 No.

  Wow I'm surprised. This is the longest this thread has been up without someone asking for porn of
  the mom.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:16 No.

  >>2230253

  there's always a shitstorm

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:18 No.

  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:19 No.

  > OBEYING

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:29 No.

  >>2230323
  Rule 34 : 1
  God : 0

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:32 No.

  >>2230323
  Flawless victoly.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:37 No.

  >guaranteed replies.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:19 No.

  >>2230259
  >/f/ is civilized
  POTATO KNISHES

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:30 No.

  >>2230282
  I tip my fedora to you

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:41 No.

  >>2230323

  You're doing the lord's work

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:12 No.

  >>2230381
  Still more civilized than /b/.
  /b/ has become a steaming pile of fermented shit. /f/ is all I have left.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:16 No.

  My parents weren't Jehovah's witnesses, but they pulled this exact same shit.
  >Couldn't watch anything that had magic in it
  >Couldn't watch anything that was violent
  >Parents could be totally okay with something, but the moment they found out it had "MAGIC"
  portrayed in it, suddenly it wasn't okay anymore
  >Growing up, loved Spyro the dragon
  >Played and beat the shit out of the first one
  >Got the second one, was loving it
  >My sister decides to be a bitch
  >Tells my parents it has magic in it, on closer inspection (Read: THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME HAS
  MAGIC ALL OVER IT) they take it
  >I get punished while the little she-bitch gets rewarded

  In short: Yes, religious parents actually do this shit to their kids for no other reason than muh
  religion. And it is terrible.

>> [_] John Moses Browning 12/21/13(Sat)12:28 No.

  >>2230408
  One day I will beat the shit out of your sister and your parents with my magical mormon stick

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:35 No.

  >>2230408
  It's rape time.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:36 No.

  >>2230381
  At least in /f/, some people have the guts to drop a fucking safe on your knishes.