File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] [bracing for shitstorm] = 12/21/13(Sat)08:17 No.2230248
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:24 No.2230253
old shit, no shitstorm
1/10 try harder
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:28 No.2230259
What is this, /b/?
Get a grip OP, /f/ is civilized.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:34 No.2230267
This really does happen.
When we were looking for a new home, me and my mom roomed with some religious nuts. This was back
when I was a kid, I played videogames like Halo and Pokemon. They locked both my console and my
handheld in a separate room telling me I can't play them because they don't want the devil to
corrupt there son Josh. He never even touched the internet until we were close to leaving, last I
heard. He became a furry, has been in the phyco ward, and almost got arrested for sex RP'ing some
underaged girl.
[spoiler] TL;DR: Religious Nuts really do this to there children and most of them end up bat shit
insane or become furries. [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:34 No.2230268
Jesus, throwing away the toy? At least give it back to the kid's friend, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:36 No.2230272
old swf is old
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:37 No.2230273
Congrats OP
I am sickened
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:47 No.2230280
"Do you really want to play with something that Jehova hates?"
"FUCK YEAH MOM IT'S WHATEVER THE FUCK THE WARRIOR WIZARD! HAIL SATAN!"
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:48 No.2230281
>>2230267
Nice anecdotal evidence bruh
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:50 No.2230282
>>2230267
And that's why religious nuts must be purged, Lolocaust style.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:54 No.2230285
>>2230281
It's hard to prove a memory don't you think?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:58 No.2230286
Haha, I wonder what that little faggot say to his friend next day.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)08:59 No.2230287
>>2230282
In this moment, I am euphoric...
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)09:08 No.2230290
>>2230286
Nothing, because it's a fucking CARTOON!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:01 No.2230314
Wow I'm surprised. This is the longest this thread has been up without someone asking for porn of
the mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:16 No.2230322
>>2230253
there's always a shitstorm
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:18 No.2230323
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:19 No.2230324
> OBEYING
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:29 No.2230331
>>2230323
Rule 34 : 1
God : 0
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:32 No.2230334
>>2230323
Flawless victoly.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)10:37 No.2230339
>guaranteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:19 No.2230381
>>2230259
>/f/ is civilized
POTATO KNISHES
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:30 No.2230385
>>2230282
I tip my fedora to you
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)11:41 No.2230388
>>2230323
You're doing the lord's work
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:12 No.2230406
>>2230381
Still more civilized than /b/.
/b/ has become a steaming pile of fermented shit. /f/ is all I have left.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:16 No.2230408
My parents weren't Jehovah's witnesses, but they pulled this exact same shit.
>Couldn't watch anything that had magic in it
>Couldn't watch anything that was violent
>Parents could be totally okay with something, but the moment they found out it had "MAGIC"
portrayed in it, suddenly it wasn't okay anymore
>Growing up, loved Spyro the dragon
>Played and beat the shit out of the first one
>Got the second one, was loving it
>My sister decides to be a bitch
>Tells my parents it has magic in it, on closer inspection (Read: THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME HAS
MAGIC ALL OVER IT) they take it
>I get punished while the little she-bitch gets rewarded
In short: Yes, religious parents actually do this shit to their kids for no other reason than muh
religion. And it is terrible.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 12/21/13(Sat)12:28 No.2230418
>>2230408
One day I will beat the shit out of your sister and your parents with my magical mormon stick
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:35 No.2230430
>>2230408
It's rape time.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/21/13(Sat)12:36 No.2230434
>>2230381
At least in /f/, some people have the guts to drop a fucking safe on your knishes.
