File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Do you want Jehovah to be happy... or sad..? Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:32:20 No.2848329
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:35:46 No.2848332
he fucking threw away his friend's toy -- at least he could've given it back.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:37:05 No.2848334
>>2848332
what a cunt
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:46:06 No.2848343
Fucking horrifying, but… lrn2convert nigga.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:47:44 No.2848346
gets at least 100 replies every time it's posted, good job
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:49:31 No.2848352
Obligatory link: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] fuck 07/17/15(Fri)18:51:17 No.2848353
fuck this flash
fuck OP
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:23:01 No.2848393
I fuckin want a warrior wizard toy, that thing looks awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:29:43 No.2848400
Who made this? Because honestly, I can't tell if it's anti-fundamentalist propaganda, or
pro-fundamentalist propaganda.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:30:33 No.2848402
Jehovah's Witnesses: the premiere religion for taking away the fun of birthdays and magic.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:32:19 No.2848403
>>2848400
It comes from the official Jehovah's Witnesses YouTube channel. They made a whole series of this
cartoon and translated it to hella languages.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:33:29 No.2848407
This comment is brought to you in association with youtube:
>only satan could have brought a video with this few pixels
By the way, this show is bloody manipulation, shieet.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:35:46 No.2848411
All this time i was expecting it to be cut by US soldiers bombing people, and then thanking god.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:36:05 No.2848412
Reminds me of the time when I was a kid my mom scared me into thinking me Harry Potter was evil.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:01 No.2848413
My entire dads side of family is Jehova witness, and let me tell you that one time my grandma was
watching TV and a commercial for harry potter came on and threw the biggest hissy fit, it was so
out of character.
Then one time my gramps was wearing a pride hat without much thought, we were driving in his
truck when they announced the pride parade was coming to town and I said "hey you're wearing a
pride hat lol", he fucking threw out the window and got so pissed.
They are pretty funny characters, but the nicest people ever unless they go crusade on your ass.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:30 No.2848415
This is dope though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1Vg8HsMK4
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:32 No.2848416
>>2848403
Absolutely psycho.
Completely psycho.
>tfw Jehovah's witnesess handing you a leaflet
>trashman.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:51:55 No.2848429
>>2848329
Get a Miracle Moses figure instead, he does the same things as the wizard, but then better,
bigger and more and it's secretly God's power doing the miracles.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:56:52 No.2848432
>>2848415
check this lel
>>2848420
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:59:02 No.2848434
why hasn't somebody made a 40k edit of this
>that toy is magic huh?
>who likes magic son, tzeench the changer of ways or the god emperor of mankind?
-][-this holo-vid was brought to you by the god emperors inquisition -][-
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:05:50 No.2848439
Any R34 on her?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 07/17/15(Fri)20:10:03 No.2848442
>>2848439
Read the thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:16:19 No.2848450
>>2848442
Really, I mean it, any R34 on her?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:16:33 No.2848451
Didn't Jesus turn water into wine or something?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 07/17/15(Fri)20:18:06 No.2848452
>>2848450
Really, I mean it, read the thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:27:26 No.2848460
>>2848393
go to bed satan! you can't trick me!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:53:57 No.2848492
Sparlock Warrior Wizard > Jehovah
always.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:54:11 No.2848494
Interesting fact: The concept of Magick strongly influenced Jewish Mysticism. I'd say Jehovah has
much more to do with God than people think.
