File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Do you want Jehovah to be happy... or sad..? Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:32:20 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:35:46 No.

  he fucking threw away his friend's toy -- at least he could've given it back.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:37:05 No.

  >>2848332
  what a cunt

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:46:06 No.

  Fucking horrifying, but… lrn2convert nigga.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:47:44 No.

  gets at least 100 replies every time it's posted, good job

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)18:49:31 No.

  Obligatory link: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1

>> [_] fuck 07/17/15(Fri)18:51:17 No.

  fuck this flash
  fuck OP

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:23:01 No.

  I fuckin want a warrior wizard toy, that thing looks awesome

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:29:43 No.

  Who made this? Because honestly, I can't tell if it's anti-fundamentalist propaganda, or
  pro-fundamentalist propaganda.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:30:33 No.

  Jehovah's Witnesses: the premiere religion for taking away the fun of birthdays and magic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:32:19 No.

  >>2848400
  It comes from the official Jehovah's Witnesses YouTube channel. They made a whole series of this
  cartoon and translated it to hella languages.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:33:29 No.

  This comment is brought to you in association with youtube:
  >only satan could have brought a video with this few pixels

  By the way, this show is bloody manipulation, shieet.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:35:46 No.

  All this time i was expecting it to be cut by US soldiers bombing people, and then thanking god.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:36:05 No.

  Reminds me of the time when I was a kid my mom scared me into thinking me Harry Potter was evil.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:01 No.

  My entire dads side of family is Jehova witness, and let me tell you that one time my grandma was
  watching TV and a commercial for harry potter came on and threw the biggest hissy fit, it was so
  out of character.

  Then one time my gramps was wearing a pride hat without much thought, we were driving in his
  truck when they announced the pride parade was coming to town and I said "hey you're wearing a
  pride hat lol", he fucking threw out the window and got so pissed.

  They are pretty funny characters, but the nicest people ever unless they go crusade on your ass.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:30 No.

  This is dope though.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1Vg8HsMK4

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:38:32 No.

  >>2848403
  Absolutely psycho.

  Completely psycho.
  >tfw Jehovah's witnesess handing you a leaflet
  >trashman.jpg

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:51:55 No.

  >>2848329
  Get a Miracle Moses figure instead, he does the same things as the wizard, but then better,
  bigger and more and it's secretly God's power doing the miracles.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:56:52 No.

  >>2848415
  check this lel
  >>2848420

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)19:59:02 No.

  why hasn't somebody made a 40k edit of this
  >that toy is magic huh?
  >who likes magic son, tzeench the changer of ways or the god emperor of mankind?

  -][-this holo-vid was brought to you by the god emperors inquisition -][-

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:05:50 No.

  Any R34 on her?

>> [_] Squares are my friends 07/17/15(Fri)20:10:03 No.

  >>2848439
  Read the thread.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:16:19 No.

  >>2848442
  Really, I mean it, any R34 on her?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:16:33 No.

  Didn't Jesus turn water into wine or something?

>> [_] Squares are my friends 07/17/15(Fri)20:18:06 No.

  >>2848450
  Really, I mean it, read the thread.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:27:26 No.

  >>2848393
  go to bed satan! you can't trick me!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:53:57 No.

  Sparlock Warrior Wizard > Jehovah
  always.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri)20:54:11 No.

  Interesting fact: The concept of Magick strongly influenced Jewish Mysticism. I'd say Jehovah has
  much more to do with God than people think.