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[_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:15 No.2416897
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:21 No.2416906
>>2416897
lost it at the table scene
>> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 06/15/14(Sun)01:26 No.2416916
This mom is a cunt, holy shit. I knew kids with parents like this growing up, goddamn
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:38 No.2416927
Caleb, who likes magic? Jehovah or Satan?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:49 No.2416933
>>2416927
>rolling a cleric of JAYZUS
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)01:57 No.2416934
>>2416933
Joke's on you. I'm a temple knight.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:05 No.2416942
eugh
I had friends whose parents were like this. Amusingly they're all far more ardent atheists than i
am.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:06 No.2416944
The strange thing about JWs is that they believe magic is fucking real, but it's a tool of the
the devil and so is every reference to it in fictional media.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:07 No.2416948
>>2416944
This. What the fug, man?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:12 No.2416955
>forcing your religion and ideals on children who cannot understand their actions or make
decisions for themselves.
this gets me so pissed off. keep the world open, let your kids decide as they grow up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:13 No.2416957
>>2416955
>Goodbye religion
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:13 No.2416958
10/10 would strangle ignorant bitch with bare hands
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:14 No.2416962
>>2416897
What's the sauce? Seems like some kind of shitty Saturday morning cartoon. But they can't be
playing shit like this for kids, can they?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:21 No.2416969
>>2416962
It's likely some christian-only movie studio that churns these out. Plenty of closed-minded
parents to snatch them up because "muh family values"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:29 No.2416972
>not letting your son become a wizard
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:33 No.2416981
>>2416897
My mom is a ardent Christian but let me play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic and violent video games growing up
as well as buy guns with money that I earned. She is pretty cool for the most part.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:50 No.2416994
>tfw no qt mom to teach you the ways of Jehovah
feelsokIguess
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:53 No.2417002
>>2416981
Christians don't usually(from what I've seen) have the same hateboner for it, not anywhere near
what JWs do.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:56 No.2417005
>>2417002
This is true. JW's and Catholics are more or less a cult where as Christianity is a legitimate
and not nearly as hateful religion. (Much to the disbelief of militant atheists).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)02:57 No.2417009
>>2417002
My parents have been lax on religion for the most part, I was really the only one taking the
effort for christianity
Then /b/ ruined that for me when I was a freshman
>tfw my dad recently became a devout christian in some niche group
>he now refers to satanism as "the enemy", tries to point out how shitty fuccboi trends are the
work of the devil, and gets worried whenever I joke about how I'm going to be a wizard
I'm just glad he started after I already grew up; I do not want to end up like this kid. Wonder
if he bangs his mum though
>> [_] /x/tan 06/15/14(Sun)03:00 No.2417013
>>2416944
this.. is actually true, nice dubs.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:01 No.2417015
>>2416981
>buying guns
>not downloading them on defcad
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:02 No.2417017
>>2417015
Ha. I wish I had a 3d printer.
Also does anyone know why when I press tab it doesn't go down to the captcha box like it does on
all the other boards?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:05 No.2417018
>>2417017
You're telling me, I usually use my TV as a monitor and sit on my gayming chair with my keyboard
with an extended cable
To avoid having to get up and get the mouse, I have to fucking Ctrl+f "[Post a" hit enter, paste
whatever I replied with, then Ctrl+f "4ch" search for the one right under the comment section,
Shift+tab backwards to the captcha box and then fucking solve and enter just to post
Fucking /f/ man
>> [_] BusBitch !cSJ8Sr0/mU 06/15/14(Sun)03:06 No.2417019
>>2417002
Live in the south, there are more 'hateboner' Christians around there. Try as they might, they
are quite hypocritical. Some of my ex-coworkers claimed to be hardcore christian, but were
sleeping around like crazy at work. Like whales fucking whales kind of shit. My supervisor was JW
though, impressing his views on everyone below him. He thought I was an evil little cunt for
thinking the way I did.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:07 No.2417021
>>2417009
>wonder if he bangs his mum though
I pffft'd some new splotches on my screen
>> [_] BusBitch !cSJ8Sr0/mU 06/15/14(Sun)03:08 No.2417022
>>2417019
ex-supervisor*
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:08 No.2417023
>>2417017
Because moot hates /f/, remember?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:09 No.2417024
>>2417005
Catholics? eh, not nearly as bad as mormons. But I will point out that Christianity gets along
nicely purely because they ignore a pretty large amount of their book.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:09 No.2417025
>>2417023
No. I've been browsing 4chan for a while but only recently started browing /f/. Only for like
half a year.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:11 No.2417026
>>2417024
Mormons run rampant around these parts (Southern Oregon). They are so fucking annoying. They do
the same exact shit as JW's here. They go door to door trying to recruit people. And yes, I do
mean "recruit".
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:19 No.2417031
>>2417024
>>2417026
Must be some fucked up Mormons around your parts. Most of the ones i've met have been decent, if
a bit stubborn. They're usually just a "That's cool, believe whatever you want to." type.
Mind, i'm also in Canada, so we don't have much of a Bible Belt or Deep South.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:19 No.2417033
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=950868&d=1398302879
aaaata boy
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:33 No.2417045
>>2417026
Its sad that if you keep telling the Mormons "no" when they come by they stop coming by.
They dress their qt daughters so well.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:35 No.2417049
>>2417045
Just tell them you are buddhist and then ask them sternly what they ate that day. They leave you
alone after that.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:37 No.2417052
>>2417049
Was actually saying I don't mind them coming by.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:47 No.2417061
I live in Houston and there are some weird Asian mormons down here. If you're white, there's
probably religion going back a few generations or whatever, the inertia of family history, easier
not to rock the boat and so forth. But Asian mormons? What's their excuse? How the hell does that
even get started?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:51 No.2417070
>>2416955
meh it plays its roll
even though many people take it way the fuck out of hand
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)03:54 No.2417071
So much Satan worship going on in here. Hope you're all ready for your consequences, especially
the shills. You've all had plenty of opportunity to learn the proper path, there's no excuse in
the age of the Internet. I sincerely hope you manage to repent before you check out but I know
better than to try to help anyone on here who doesn't already want help.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:01 No.2417075
>>2417071
Thank you, Father Caleb.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:07 No.2417080
>>2417071
Who do you think you're fooling buddy?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:08 No.2417081
>>2416955
>children who cannot understand their actions or make decisions for themselves.
>HURR DURR LET CHILDREN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT AND MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T
MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS
There’s a reason society applauds when people like you get shot.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:11 No.2417084
>>2417081
More like you don't put anything into their minds when they are young and impressionable. Then
nothing gets in there until later when they can make rational decisions.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:12 No.2417086
>>2417084
>More like you don’t put anything into their minds when they are young and impressionable.
>don’t teach them anything during the years they’re most receptive to learning
This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:15 No.2417088
>>2417084
I see what you're trying to say, but you're saying it all wrong. Go back to sleep.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:15 No.2417089
>>2417086
>because older people capable of making informed decisions can't learn anything
Dumbass
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:19 No.2417091
>>2417089
>strawman arguments
Thanks. You lose. And there wasn’t even anything to be won.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:26 No.2417098
>>2417089
Time most susceptible ≠ only time susceptible, you cocksucking piece of mentally disabled shit.
The world isn’t fucking black and white. Nowhere did I say anything whatsoever about being unable
to learn after development is over.
But in your world, human children would learn absolutely nothing at all until 25 when their
brains stop developing. Not language, not morality, not societal interaction, not law nor right
nor wrong. Oh, except since they HAD no development until then, they’ll be completely undeveloped
and it will be impossible to teach them anything. See: feral children.
You knobgobbling fuckface.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:27 No.2417099
>>2416897
This gets me every fucking time
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:30 No.2417102
>>2416897
>Don't play with your wizard
>Play with GI Paul now with new Afghani baby slaughtering abilities
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:33 No.2417104
>>2417098
Sure is mad in here...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:34 No.2417107
>>2417098
>Implying that learning to read and religion are the same
>Thinking meant kids not learning anything at all when the topic is on religion specifically
What the fuck were we talking about you inbred twat?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:36 No.2417112
>hurr is that toy magical
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:37 No.2417114
>>2417104
>I have no argument
>my entire position has been completely disproven
>HURR I SAY YOU MAD NOW YOU WRONG
This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:37 No.2417115
>>2417098
im pretty sure its obvious that what he meant was kids shouldn't have opinions forced on them.
facts, on the other hand, should always be taught (that includes the need to follow the law, etc.)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:39 No.2417116
>>2417115
>kids shouldn’t have opinions forced on them
And this isn’t happening. You’re both faggots.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:39 No.2417118
>>2417114
>Mentally defective
>Thinking that was actually me
You're a southern hick baptist, aren't you?
>>2417115
Problem with most Christians is that there is no such thing as opinions to them
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:40 No.2417119
>>2417116
of course it's not literally being forced on them. how would that even be possible? but it's
being strongly imposed.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:41 No.2417122
>>2417102
I NEED YOUR MONEY TO KILL BABIES BY ABORTION
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:42 No.2417124
>>2417114
That was my first post in this thread dude... chill out, you'll live longer.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:42 No.2417125
>>2417119
Guess they shouldn’t learn a language, either, since that’s imperialistic.
Just fuck off.
>>2417124
>I have no argument
>my entire position has been completely disproven
>HURR I SAY YOU MAD NOW YOU WRONG
This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:43 No.2417126
>>2417125
He's lashing out at everyone. Chill the fuck out man.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:43 No.2417127
>>2417122
That's entirely accurate. We are funding a culture of people with know idea of what consequences
are and subsequently go out and have unprotected sex with randoms because their is a safety net
in place.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:44 No.2417129
>>2417125
>>I have no argument
You're right there! All I'm doing is stating the patently obvious: you mad as all fuck bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:45 No.2417130
>>2417125
but languages aren't a thing of debate. they simply are. i agree that if a family knows two
languages or more, the most common of them in the real word should be taught, assuming their
community speaks it as well. though of course a child can be taught more than one language.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:47 No.2417132
>>2417130
>but languages aren’t a thing of debate. they simply are.
Holy fucking shit, you’re stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:47 No.2417133
>>2417130
My kids are bilingual but we've focused on English as the primary. We live in the UK but my wife
and two of my kids are born in Holland. I'm fluent Dutch, wife is fluent English (better than me
sometimes an I'm British... curses).
We waited until the eldest was four before we introduced Dutch as a daily about the house
language because bi-lingual kids develop both languages slower and we didn't want her to be seen
as the retard kid in school. She's far from retarded and now she's older she can speak fluently
in both languages with literally no defecit in either. We're adopting the same learning approach
to all of them, seems to work well.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:49 No.2417134
>>2417132
You knew what he meant, cocksucker
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:50 No.2417135
>>2416969
SIXTY NINE SIXTY NINE WOO WOO
sorry, obligatory
ADD and all that
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:56 No.2417139
Please stop fighting ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:57 No.2417142
>>2417031
I read that as Bible Black for a second...
>not having any Bible Black Clubs to invite girls to
>i dont want to live on that kind of planet
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)04:57 No.2417143
>>2417139
No you stop.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/14(Sun)05:00 No.2417144
>>2417134
>HURR DURR I NO KNOW HOW TO GET POINT ACROSS
>YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN EVEN IF IT’S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAY
Eat shit.
