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[_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:40 No.2445367
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:41 No.2445368
Shitstorm incoming.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:45 No.2445374
They said this was about Mormons but it's quite obvious it's about Jehovah's Witness
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:45 No.2445375
I was expecting /ss/
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:45 No.2445377
good parenting
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:46 No.2445379
>>2445374
I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, they're complete fools about Christianity and fail to acknowledge
key parts of Christian doctrine.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:49 No.2445387
no one does that eyebrow raised bullshit in real life
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:51 No.2445391
>[H]
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:51 No.2445393
Jokes on them.
Speaking his name is blasphemy
I hope she enjoys burning in hell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:52 No.2445397
>>2445393
Whos name?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:52 No.2445398
Oh, Christianity, the cult of guilt and of superego, the neurosis of adults.
If Jesus could foresee what perverted shit his teachings would lead to he would have committed
suicide.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:53 No.2445401
>>2445398
*tips fedora
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:57 No.2445408
>>2445398
Can't we say that for just about every role model in history?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:57 No.2445409
>>2445391
just because you cant masturbate to my wifu doesn't mean its not [H]
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:58 No.2445412
>>2445397
sparlock ofc
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:00 No.2445415
>>2445367
Fuck. I was totally expecting incest.
Wtf is wrong with me?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:04 No.2445422
>>2445367
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SNACK WAS THAT??? JUST A FUCKING HOT DOG??? seriously what the shit guys
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:06 No.2445426
>>2445398
*tips menorah
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:07 No.2445429
>>2445408
Not really, Lenin was bad ass.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:10 No.2445431
How ironic is it that it is an American cartoon.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:11 No.2445433
>>2445368
good call anon
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:13 No.2445435
Wow that kid is going to hell that is my favorite toy! Im Jehova btw
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:14 No.2445436
>>2445397
Gods.
Which seems kinda retarded since there whole orginization is named after god..
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:14 No.2445437
>>2445426
9/10 i lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:18 No.2445442
>>2445436
Apostrophe, sir.
>Jehova
>Yahweh
>Jebus
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:33 No.2445459
>>2445398
You're a troll, or a massive faggot for lumping in Jehovah's Witnesses with Christianity as a
whole.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:35 No.2445460
>>2445429
Eh, Lenin sort of.
Trotsky certainly was, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:37 No.2445462
>>2445367
>You know what we should do with this toy then, right?
Why give it back to the kid at school, of course.
>Cut to tossing it in the goddamn trash.
Or that.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:39 No.2445464
>>2445436
Nah, only if you speak it in any sort of bad way, like when people say oh my god just for the
hell of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:42 No.2445469
>magic is bad
>doesn't give reasons why, not even a small thing like "magic was used in the dark ages to trick,
steal and kill"
terrible parenting
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:42 No.2445470
>>2445462
Would you really want to end up damning your friend to Hell, with such an evil toy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:54 No.2445489
>>2445459
They're Christians you daft twat. Don't No True Scotsman at me.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:55 No.2445490
>>2445429
>Lenin
>bad ass for being a fucking moron
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:56 No.2445493
>>2445367
Putting the poison of a single deity into children is terrible. *tip*
>>2445422
Go back to /ck/
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)20:57 No.2445494
>>2445489
Well if you ask them, they'd say they aren't a part of Christianity, but it really makes no
difference in the end. Eventually all religions get dumped together and it's to be expected.
Neither side should get fussy about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:09 No.2445514
Jehovah's witnesses are a joke. I have a theory that they are either controlled opposition, or
the greatest trolls since the Church of Latter Day Saints.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:12 No.2445516
36 replies, OP called it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:14 No.2445519
>>2445489
>believing that Christ and God are separate entities
>Christians
They're a bunch of luny wanks who can't understand the concept of the Trinity.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:17 No.2445523
rule 34 on the mom
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:18 No.2445525
>>2445523
This. Somebody please before my balls explode
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:19 No.2445527
lolol christians can all suck jesus's dick
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:23 No.2445534
Jehovah's Witnesses think only a set amount of people they say will get into heaven (144,000).
So, they go door to door and do their thing because they're supposed to, but they don't actually
want you to become one of them.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:23 No.2445535
>>2445527
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8 out of 8
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:24 No.2445536
Goddammit caleb!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:27 No.2445541
Satan knows magic? Satan is pretty rad!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:42 No.2445552
>Be in failed doomsday cult.
>Doomsday doesn't come. Twice.
>Realize that cult, and Miller, its leader, are full of shit.
>Create new cult that is full of just as much shit.
>Buy failing "Bible and tract society" from nutty, floundering Lutheran sect.
>Insist that mistaken reading by to illiterate Medieval guys must be God's true name.
>Never really bother understanding science, politics, current events, or even RELIGION for fuck's
sake!
>Make shitty cartoons to keep kids brainwashed.
And that's the story of the JWs.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:45 No.2445557
>>2445367
Magic is acceptable if it is for god and his will
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:50 No.2445563
Doesn't God use magic?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:50 No.2445565
>>2445367
Why do they say Satan weird. The standard way to say Satan in the American dialect is "say-en"
basically subtracting the t sound. But they were saying it like "Sayt-un"
>>2445379
Uhmm. I actually had a friend who was a Jewhovahs witness. Until he was like 16 he couldn't play
or watch pokemon or anything like that. And even when he turned 16 he basically had to hide his
collection because his parents would throw them away at random to "teach him a lesson". My mom on
the other hand who is a pretty hardcore Christian let me do all the fun things like Magic and
Yu-Gi-Oh and violent video games and R movies etc. Hell, she even purchased guns for me with my
money.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:50 No.2445566
>>2445557
>tfw Hogwarts was blessed by the pope
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:53 No.2445568
Uggh. I completely agree with freedom of religion and peaceful practice as long as it doesn't
interfere with others but I don't agree with this kind of parenting. I mean, parents like this
have kids that never understand how real life works and they end up depressed and commit suicide
because they never got to do anything fun and they weren't prepared for real life.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:53 No.2445569
>>2445565
>Why ignore glottal stops?
Because of two things. The first is that no matter how universal certain things are, people still
don't think they're "proper" or "right." The second is, the kind of cheapo actors they can get
for stuff like this are really bad at striking a balance between speaking clearly, and sounding
natural.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:54 No.2445571
>>2445568
>freedom as long as I agree with it
You are fascist cancer
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:56 No.2445572
This isn't SS
This isn't SS at all
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:57 No.2445576
>>2445571
What? I was criticizing the parenting method not trying to ban it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)21:59 No.2445577
>>2445576
Go join the SS you fucking nazi
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:00 No.2445579
>>2445462
I agree with you, but keep in mind, they think that this thing is dangerous and harmful, not just
to them, but also to the kid who gave it to Caleb.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:01 No.2445582
>>2445568
>Being a hedonistic degenerated shitstain is the tru way of lyfe
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:01 No.2445583
>>2445577
Go join /b/ you fucking troll!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:03 No.2445584
>>2445415
Can rule 34 it.
Yes, it exist as I looked it up the first time this was posted on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)22:04 No.2445585
>>2445583
Nice ad hominem there. How much does the Gestapo pay you fucking Jerry piece of shit? Go suck
Rommel's dick.
