File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] I♥† Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)10:24 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)10:54 No.

  And remember kids, if you see someone doing labor on the sabbath you have to kill them
  immediately.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:02 No.

  I remember my grandmother thought my Ninja Turtle toys were satanic because they were
  'abominations' and 'affront to god'. I also remember when Pokemon, Harry Potter, Dungeons and
  Dragons, Rock music, Video Games, Horror movies, and just about anything that didn't have to do
  with Christianity was satanic.

  I also remember the day that I completely blew off ALL religion. Aaaaah, memories.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:06 No.

  Class A brainwasher in action. Woman is obviously a jedi.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:06 No.

  >>2231777
  >Rock music
  sounds like your grandma just had to cut loose

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:07 No.

  I do not ask that you stand, only that you kneel

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:20 No.

  >>2231780
  No, we're not treading this path.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:33 No.

  Some 180-proof creepy right here.
  >that's why jehova hates it
  >HATES IIIT
  >SKREEEEEEEEEEE

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:36 No.

  >>2231747

  While Fedoras are obnoxious and smug, many of the more well known religions can be equally
  obnoxious and smug, but they want obedience on top of that.

  Fedoras are just the result of a counter-culture movement gaining steam. They're getting on the
  bandwagon early for what's left of the "I was in it before it was cool" credit. They don't really
  have a goal to speak of, they're just enjoying the smell of the Fedora.

  This is why no matter how obnoxious retarded atheists get or how much "Fedora" is spammed, I
  believe it's better to be a non-religious. Whether that's atheism, agnosticism or some brand of
  "Spirituality," such as non-specific deism, at the end of the day no one you respect is trying to
  hijack your system of ethics.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:42 No.

  I'm kind of wondering if maybe the Mom just didn't want to pay for their kid to go to the movies.
  Notice how she got all weird when he asked to go to the movies with his friends?

  That look of 'Oh shit... that's going to cost like 20-30 dollars.'
  >Jehova HATES MAGIC!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:45 No.

  If there is a god, there's no way any of us have any idea what he is like. Our texts are too
  antiquated and inconsistent to issue a picture even relatively accurate.
  It would be easier and better if people stopped caring about that sort of thing and worked to
  make this current life a better experience for everyone.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)11:47 No.

  Good thing we're all perfect saints in the lords eyes.

  /f/ is his chosen people.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:00 No.

  Personally now i don't believe any religion. The main goal is just not to be an asshole in life
  itself, just listen to the other side of things even if you do not agree with it, just listen and
  take as much info as you can to make the best judgement. But dont go make a kid throw away a
  fucking perfectly good god damn toy in the name of whoever, THATS JSUT BEING A FUCKIGN ASSSHOLE
  no matter what religon

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:10 No.

  Anyone else notice the lack of a computer?

  Jehovah hates magic.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:15 No.

  The real answer is to be either a agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist. Because no matter what
  you believe, you should submit to the fact that you could be wrong, Its nice to see people see
  the evils of organized religion, and not necessarily being Gnostic atheists.

  Agnostic theist here.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:16 No.

  >>2231747
  >piece of plastic
  >IS THIS MAGICAL?????

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:21 No.

  >>2231841
  Why not apathetic agnostic?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:28 No.

  >>2231847
  Go for it, i wont judge.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:33 No.

  Oh boy Mom! What kind of snack did you make me?!

  A carrot stick, a bread stick, and a very small cup of water?!

  IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:39 No.

  >>2231807
  Might be due to the animators but it looked like this would have taken place when movies were $10
  to go to.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:43 No.

  >>2231841
  I say the real answer is to be no tagged name and follow anything you want after you make your
  assumptions of what there is out there or isn't. The moment you start listening to everyones
  views from one tag whether it's Christian or Apostle or Jewish or whatever the hell, is when
  you're just a sponge sucking up other's opinions as your own.
  Everyone could be wrong as no one has 100% proof on anything in the world.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:44 No.

  >>2231869

  That's exactly what he said, you dolt.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:45 No.

  >guaranteed replies.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:48 No.

  >>2231777
  *fips tedora*

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:48 No.

  >>2231870
  Well I'm not an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:49 No.

  >>2231869
  >mfw this is exactly what I do
  >mfw when i have no face

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:53 No.

  Thanks for ruining my day, asshole. I hope Jehovah happy, because I'm sure not after watching
  this pile of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:57 No.

  >>2231884
  You should always feel pain and pity for yourself, my child.
  Yes, I am very happy.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:58 No.

  >>2231877

  So you don't believe in god, but you don't doubt his existence either.

  Jesus, you're retarded.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)12:59 No.

  >>2231891
  Because you either have to believe or disbelieve, right? Gotta be a black or white choice, eh?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)13:02 No.

  >>2231894
  >replying to le epic troll
  Any rational person would say you are right.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/22/13(Sun)13:03 No.

  >>2231901
  When someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!