File: spooky_jewkari.swf-(6.96 MB, 512x384, Japanese)
[_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)12:43 No.2016553
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)12:43 No.2016555
Completely fucking awful.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)12:59 No.2016574
>>2016555
>trolled xD
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:02 No.2016577
Best part was Yukari getting punched.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:03 No.2016578
>>2016553
What did they use to make these cause it looks like Artificial's Academy cell shading.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:05 No.2016582
>>2016574
>obviously if someone doesn't like my fedoracore paedophile little girl games, they must be
t-t-t-trollin'!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:07 No.2016585
Don't sage my thread faggetnerd.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:09 No.2016588
>>2016585
Then don't post garbage, unloved autist.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:12 No.2016593
>>2016588
You are the unloved, Anon. Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:14 No.2016596
>>2016593
If I wanted a sloppy comeback, I would have wiped it off your mother's face.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:16 No.2016600
>>2016596
Not the same guy, but that's one lame ass joke.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:16 No.2016603
>>2016600
In response to a lame ass comeback.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:17 No.2016604
>>2016603
Fine by me, but still lame.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:18 No.2016608
>>2016553
Fucking terrible, get this shit off of /f/ you dumb nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:19 No.2016611
>>2016608
10/10, definitely not same homonerd.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:24 No.2016619
>>2016611
Pathetic that you can't accept that maybe folks don't like your awful toohoo shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:31 No.2016626
>>2016619
2hu is on topic. Your /b/ garbage isn't.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)13:39 No.2016630
>>2016626
So now I'm /b/ for disliking something that's objectively shit?
At least I'm not a paedophile autist who loves 2hu.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:50 No.2016641
>>2016630
>objectively
Do you even know what that word means?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)13:55 No.2016645
This was gayer than gayfuck. Truly the gayest piece of gay shit I ever gay seen.
>>2016574
Fuck off with that shit, retarded faggot. You weren't trolling, you're just a dumb faggot.
sage is a pretty cool guy...
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:02 No.2016652
>>2016626
>>2016619
toohoo sucks. its a bunch of j-pop with dancing little animated girls with inflated heads. It is
literally the definition of autism on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:04 No.2016657
>>2016652
How long have you been here?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:04 No.2016658
>>2016652
おｋ
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:07 No.2016666
>>2016641
Something irrefutable and measurable. Toohoo is a really lame entry into the bullet hell genre
which is already flooded to the brim with better and more noteable titles and the only reason it
stands out is because it uses yokai and has a completely spastic (and overrated) soundtrack, not
to mention multi-colored bullets, something not a lot of other bullet hells employ. The actual
writing is atrocious, where each character is exactly 1 dimensional, the artwork is pretty bad,
and the algorithms for the bullet hell parts are pretty weak.
>> [_] sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:08 No.2016667
>>2016666
And then there's the fighting games, which I'll admit are almost decent at their core, but
overall is still toohoo and pandering loli wank that no one would pay attention to if it weren't
for the fact it has 2hus in it. There is no good in 2hu as it's insulting to yokai and their
mythos with characters less interesting and more flat than 4e D&D monster manual entries, it's
mechanically weak as a bullet hell, and mediocre as a fighting game, all the while remaining ugly
as homemade soap after more than 10 game entries.
So yes, it's objectively bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:10 No.2016671
>>2016666
>>2016667
Do you say that every thread?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:11 No.2016673
>>2016666
>>2016667
>My opinions are irrefutable and measurable.
You might want to get your head out of your ass.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:14 No.2016679
>>2016671
Doesn't make my arguments any less valid or true, as you're attempting the fallacy of confusing
the person for the argument.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:16 No.2016683
>>2016679
This isn't an argument, faggot.
You're a shithead. It ends there.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:16 No.2016685
>>2016673
Except the only opinion I stated is that the soundtrack is overrated, the rest is fact.
2hu fans are so buttmad and defensive when someone talks down to them about their paedophilic
lolis-in-hats wankery.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:18 No.2016692
>>2016683
Confusing the person for the argument and simply resorting to using insults, weakening your
arguments of why 2hu isn't shit. I'm sorry, but it's far from over. The only people with their
heads up there ass here are the folks defending 2hu with "lol ur a faget" and "rofltrolled XD"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:18 No.2016694
This nerdmo can't possibly be serious.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:19 No.2016697
>>2016685
> flooded to the brim with better and more noteable titles
>The actual writing is atrocious
> the artwork is pretty bad
> There is no good in 2hu
You have no idea what "fact" means.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:20 No.2016698
>>2016692
I don't think you got the message.
This isn't an argument. You're a shithead.
Keep giving me an excuse to bump.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:22 No.2016700
>>2016692
I can give an attempt at a rebuttal.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 06/26/13(Wed)14:23 No.2016704
Lol at all the people sageing in /f
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:26 No.2016712
>>2016697
From an objective standpoint, there are many, many more bullet hells than just 2hu, most of which
are programmed better with more precise controls and better defined hitboxes and genuinely
difficult algorithms or if not difficult, better at covering the screen in bullets. Or even more
innovative if neither of those. From a literary standpoint, the writing IS terrible, even 2hu
fans will agree the plot is pretty dumb. The artwork is in fact pretty bad, doesn't conform to
the basics needed to make it "good" art worthy of putting anywhere but on mommy's fridge as it
fails to get proportions correct and the anatomy alone is extremely sloppy. I never said there is
no good in 2hu in my arguments for why 2hu is terrible, just that it is objectively bad which
apparently you don't understand the definition of, but as an OPINION, yes, there is no good in
2hu.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:27 No.2016714
>>2016712
buttmad nerd detected
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:27 No.2016715
>>2016698
>>2016700
>>2016694
All I'm seeing as a response is A BLOO BLOO BLOO SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE THEY MUST BE A
TROLL. Stooping to your level, grow the fuck up you autistic manchildren.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:28 No.2016716
Shut the fuck up, sage-kun. Shut the fuck up.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:29 No.2016717
>>2016714
I'm hardly anally devastated unlike the 2hu fans here, like >>2016716
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:30 No.2016719
Calm the fuck down, sage-kun. Calm the fuck down.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:31 No.2016722
Kids these days and their long winded opinions.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:31 No.2016723
>>2016578
It's MMD.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:31 No.2016724
>>2016717
ur buttmad enuf to rite a wall of text lol homonerd
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:31 No.2016725
>>2016715
Actually no, it's the love from the community that makes it stand out, I believe you have
misunderstood where the love for the game comes from. Preference over a particular piece of music
is subjective, so I won't really have to go further into that, it should be obvious to you.
>multi-colored bullets
Actually a lot of other titles emply multi-colored bullets, like Ikaruga or the Mushi series,
Gunbird too, the list goes on.
>The actual writing is atrocious
When was the last time anyone paid (serious)attention to the plot in a shump?
I am going to propose that your attention is at least short sighted, at worst, confused.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:32 No.2016729
>>2016725
Which follows up to the complaint about 1 dimensional characters, which explains your lack of
understanding about the shump genre. The characters are extensions of different playstyle choices
allowed to the players.
>the artwork is pretty bad
Which makes it endearing to the fans, regardless I conceed that point, and again it is
subjective. So you can certainly argue that all you want.
>algorithms for the bullet hell parts are pretty weak.
This is where I think you don't really know what you're talking about. If you want to talk weak
algos, you should play (any) of the Mushihimesama games and get back to me.
>There is no good in 2hu as it's insulting to yokai and their mythos with characters less
interesting and more flat than 4e D&D monster manual entries
1. comparing apples to oranges, re: 4e D&D monster manual entries
2. it's insulting to yokai and their mythos: they're fictional, i don't have to ask you who or
what it is insulting to
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:33 No.2016731
>>2016729
>it's mechanically weak as a bullet hell
That is because it isn't a bullet hell. That is a mistake on your part, not the game.
>So yes, it's objectively bad.
That's like, just your opinion man.
There you go.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:35 No.2016732
TOHOU IS SHIT
IF YOU LIKE IT YOU ARE AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:36 No.2016733
>>2016724
rofl i troll u bak that makes me coolr rite guiz homonerd homonerd homonerd lelelelel XD
upvote me on reddit im so edgy
>>2016722
Not a bad job at baiting.
>>2016719
No, I'm going to make a mess of the pots and pans and leave skeletons and spiders in your beds,
you can't tell me to calm down!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:37 No.2016734
>>2016733
lol mad a sfuck
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:37 No.2016735
Obviously there are still people new to /f/.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:42 No.2016741
>>2016725
>>2016729
>When was the last time anyone paid (serious)attention to the plot in a shump?
I am going to propose that your attention is at least short sighted, at worst, confused.
I'll concede that point, but it's more the fact that the series had a lot of potential to do so
much more with the characters and writing it did have and it went nowhere and fast. Not unlike
how most fighting games are completely incoherent in their plots, but have the potential to tell
a story like Mortal Kombat 9.
>If you want to talk weak algos, you should play (any) of the Mushihimesama games and get back to
me.
Those were pretty atrociously bad.
>1
Was more to point out that the creatures in 4e D&D monster manuals not unlike the toohoos are
generally about 3-4 sentences long in their descriptions.
>2
Tell that to anyone who appreciates H.P. Lovecraft while forcing them to watch the lovecraftian
anime Cthulu-chan or whatever.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:44 No.2016748
>>2016744
Trolls and idiots always have something to say.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:44 No.2016749
>>2016729
>Actually a lot of other titles emply multi-colored bullets, like Ikaruga or the Mushi series,
Gunbird too, the list goes on.
One last thing, while that is true, I'm mostly pointing out what made toohoo stand out
originally. I'd argue that those (sans maybe Mushi) are also much better games. I'll concede the
point, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:47 No.2016752
>>2016741
>I'll concede that point, but it's more the fact that the series had a lot of potential to do so
much more with the characters and writing it did have and it went nowhere and fast.
Could you give an example of a shump with a booming/successful storyline?
>Those were pretty atrociously bad.
Right, how are they bad?
>Was more to point out that the creatures in 4e D&D monster manuals not unlike the toohoos are
generally about 3-4 sentences long in their descriptions.
This is where I would like to say you've missed the point between D&D monster manuals and Touhou
character descriptions.
>Tell that to anyone who appreciates H.P. Lovecraft while forcing them to watch the lovecraftian
anime Cthulu-chan or whatever.
Oh so your point is that it's personal preference again?
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:47 No.2016753
>>2016725
>Actually no, it's the love from the community that makes it stand out, I believe you have
misunderstood where the love for the game comes from. Preference over a particular piece of music
is subjective, so I won't really have to go further into that, it should be obvious to you.
Almost forgot to mention this one, that's generally the same argument I hear defending almost any
fandom, but agreed definitely on the music part. That said, you do sound not unlike the same
folks who defend /mlp/ or 40k when people criticize them.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 06/26/13(Wed)14:48 No.2016755
RAAAARRGGG!
I MAD AT YOUR OPINION BECAUSE YOUR REBUTS IN MY BUTTS!
>green text to prove something that is not
1) to wit, your opinions is like that of a ows tuuhuu.
2)my rebuts are the butts butt buttitty buttery butt butt butty but buts butt and butt.
>> [_] ℛℯℳ¤ !4c85cw1sgM 06/26/13(Wed)14:51 No.2016759
This flash was bad.
50+ responses
Come on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:52 No.2016760
>>2016753
>Almost forgot to mention this one, that's generally the same argument I hear defending almost
any fandom, but agreed definitely on the music part. That said, you do sound not unlike the same
folks who defend /mlp/ or 40k when people criticize them.
I'm going to ignore that implication of ad hominem (not that there is anything wrong with liking
/mlp/ or 40k, and that leads me to think that your misguided dislike for the genre is because of
how a community acts, but that is not specific to any particular community/fanbase.)
And since I am engaging you in (polite) appropriate dialogue, I wonder how are you going to
refute me(by me I both mean my position as a rational fan and my preceding points)?
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)14:53 No.2016765
>>2016752
>... with a booming/successful storyline?
Booming, no, successful, probably a small handful, arguably Alien Swarm or Binding of Isaac,
though those are completely different kinds of shmups.
>Right, how are they bad?
For starters, they were designed as quarter crunchers and had a lot of borderline unfair elements
to them
>This is where I would like to say you've missed the point
We both seem to be missing this point, let's drop this one?
>personal preference again?
It's more that it's quite possible, and I'm saying that in the case of yokai and the stories that
surround them, that you can produce something that essentially shits all over the source material
without parody or paying homage, which falls under the category of "insulting". To an outsider
who has not experienced the source material, usually this is fine, but when they discover and
ingest the source material, usually they learn that what has happened is a travesty, not unlike a
lot of Disney movies.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)14:59 No.2016770
JEFF FOXWORTHY SAYS:
"IF YOU LIKE TOHOU,
THEN YOU MIGHT BE AN AUTISTIC LUMP OF JELLY"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:01 No.2016773
>>2016765
>Alien Swarm
>Binding of Isaac
>shumps
Son what the hell.
>For starters, they were designed as quarter crunchers and had a lot of borderline unfair
elements to them
That is not a supporting point for bad algos. (nor is it the topic we're discussing about, I just
want to prevent a topic slide and stay on topic).
>We both seem to be missing this point, let's drop this one?
I'll clarify, the difference between a monster from a D&D monster manual and Touhou's character
descriptions is from it's history. D&D is traditionally a text heavy game, the flavor text
describing the monsters is basically that, to aid in visualization of the monster. Touhou stems
from graphical representation of characters, that was why I said it is like comparing apples to
oranges, they both have different functions.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:02 No.2016775
>>2016765
>shits all over the source material
I have condensed your argument for you. The youkai you so fondly refer to are folk tales. They
can change over time depending on public perception. It's sort of silly to insist that one
particular representation is canon when something is so fluid. Example: portrayals of vampires in
the past and present.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:02 No.2016776
>>2016759
Get rekt, triphomo.
>> [_] sage sage 06/26/13(Wed)15:12 No.2016797
>>2016773
>Son what the hell.
By definition, they are shmups, just a different subgenre, in the same category as Smash TV.
We're not defending or attacking whether they're good or not, but they're certainly not tower
defense games.
>That is not a supporting point for bad algos.
Fair enough, opinion-wise, I'd say they're definitely ugly, mathematically they can easily be
replicated on an old TI-81 as they get heavy on cos() and sin(). I forgot where I was going with
this.
>... is from it's history.
I was using 4e monster manual descriptions because in 3-4 sentences, everything about the monster
is described from its ecology to what it eats to what it looks like to what it does in its free
time and generally is underwhelming compared to the original lore on creatures, mythos or
otherwise. I'm saying that toohoo's handling of yokai is similarly underwhelming compared to the
actual lore on them.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:18 No.2016810
>>2016797
>By definition
"Subjective" definition, I don't even want to get into this. Though I think if you made that same
statement on /v/ you would be heckled harshly.
> toohoo's handling of yokai is similarly underwhelming
That is because touhou is a game, it's not a youkai encyclopedia nor does it strive to be.
(compared to D&D's Monster Manual or Compendium)
Anyway, have a good one, I want to get back to play Animal Crossing, so laters.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:22 No.2016812
>>2016582
lmao at sage in all fields, newfaggotry abounds.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:24 No.2016814
>>2016641
Did you see
>>2016666
?
The answer is obviously no, he has no idea what that word means.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:24 No.2016815
fight! fight! fight!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:26 No.2016818
>>2016759
And that makes the flash good, retard?
>>2016812
Shut up, autist. You're a very uncool person, and nothing has changed after you made that post.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:27 No.2016819
>>2016673
^this
If we cared about your opinion, we'd ask. As it is, if you hate this content, stop engaging the
conversation, you're keeping it bumped by proxy dumbass.
Coincidentally, I think this is a piece of shit, doesn't mean I'm going to keep it on the front
page for 3 fucking hours by trying to convince everyone they should share my opinion.
What a fucking retard. LET IT DIE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:28 No.2016821
Keep it up guys, this is entertaining.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:30 No.2016823
>>2016814
That post is around a hour and a half old, dude.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:30 No.2016824
>>2016819
^
>>2016821
^
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:31 No.2016825
>>2016823
>06/26/13(Wed)12:43
>06/26/13(Wed)15:30
15.5 - 12.75 = ... 1.5? Wut?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:32 No.2016826
>>2016823
>mfw cannot math
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:33 No.2016828
>>2016823
>>2016824
>>2016825
>>2016826
Let it die goddamnit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:34 No.2016830
>>2016828
Shall we burn it?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:34 No.2016832
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW GAY AND RETARDED TOHOU IS THAT IT'S NOT EVEN ACCEPTED IN A COMMUNITY
MADE UP OF THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:35 No.2016833
>>2016828
bump
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:36 No.2016836
What a beautiful thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:36 No.2016837
>>2016832
YAY CAPS LOCK
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:36 No.2016838
>>2016832
Yet you're bumping it. lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)15:36 No.2016839
>>2016836
I concur
