File[RobotUnicorn.swf] - (1.14 MB)
[_] [G] no music Anon 1227886
>> [_] Anon 1227887 What's the point of playing this then?
>> [_] Anon 1227911 >># this
>> [_] Marley 1227935 >># ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
>> [_] Anon 1227940 AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
>> [_] Anon 1227943 AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
>> [_] Anon 1227946 Open you eyes............your eyes are open
>> [_] Anon 1227965 game is nothing without music

File[RobotUnicorn.swf] - (1.14 MB)
[_] [G] Robot Unicorn needs help Anon 1197125 http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn -attack-twitchy-online-game.html trying to get the flash without playing it online. got one of two problems finished. just where is the music. and the font is normal. as you can see. nothing to big for me. but i don't mind. but i need the music. the music makes it rock. song is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQ Hc its pretty catchy. thanks for anyhelp. or none. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1197143 allllways I wanna beeeee with you and make belliiiive with you.
>> [_] Anon 1197209 /CRUISE: I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THE HOMOSEXUALITY ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. I'M TIRED OF YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE KIDS I WISH YOU WOULD ALL FALL INTO A CLIFF AND DIE
>> [_] Anon 1197213 IF ONLY IF ONLY DAMNIT
>> [_] Anon 1197227 Already been done, op. http://swfchan.com/17/82163/?unicorn.swf
>> [_] Anon 1197235 lack of music lack of horse tail = fail.
>> [_] Anon 1197241 I could just say "GAYEST GAME EVAR," but I think a game like this deserves credit for doing more to turn off heterosexual gamers than any other game not involving naked men. Boys are turned off not just by the rainbows shooting out of everything's arse, but by the fact that there are no real enemies to fight. Nothing actively tries to kill you, nothing actively tries to run away from you. It's nothing but an exercise in dodging invincible barriers, and blasting vincible ones. Meanwhile, heterosexual girls who would otherwise think this game was the greatest thing ever, get turned off by the inevitable pile of severed robot unicorn heads they collect. Severed robot unicorn heads CRYING CRYSTAL TEARS, as if to say, "It huuuuurts, mommy! It hurts so bad, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR SCREWING UP!!!"
>> [_] Anon 1197242 Truly this game is a masterpiece, designed in both obvious and subtle ways to appeal only to gays who dream of being a rainbow farting metal horse, and bulldykes who find hilarity in the agony of digitized robot unicorns.
>> [_] Anon 1197246 http://swfchan.com/17/82148/?RobotUnicor nAttack.swf Downloadable offline version of the game. (Click "RobotUnicornAttack.swf", select "direct link", press "get file", right click and save target as on the link that appears. Open in flashplayer/browser on your hard disk to play the game.) http://swfchan.com/17/82135/?UnicornMusi c.swf Download and put in the same folder as RobotUnicornAttack.swf to enable background music. I'm still waiting for a proper hack that combines the music and the game into one single swf file. Probably will never come.
>> [_] Anon 1197287 >># sounds like someone needs to OPEN YOUR EEEEEEEYES AND SEEEEEEEEE