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[_] More [G]ames! Anon 2330279 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2330287 >Not A to select and B to cancel. >Better yet, not Z to select and X to cancel. Fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2330308 >talk to Issac >he wants to serenade me on the piano >10 minutes later >he's still playing Fuck this, I wasn't having that much fun anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2330333 How in the blue fuck are you supposed to defend yourself with the 6-star power, which makes a column the enemies walk between to kill you?
>> [_] Anon 2330349 Holy shit I haven't seen such an objectively bad combat system in a long time. This is aggressively, egregiously bad. Goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 2330392 God this game is fucking old. I've been trying to find it for years. fantastic
>> [_] Anon 2330395 The combat is like playing Zelda on NES and trying to hit shit with only your sword. fuck this.
>> [_] Anon 2330475 2DEEP4U THATS WHAT I TELL MYSELF WHEN IGNPRANT PLEBS DISS MY GAME I'M 2DEEP 4ALL OF U

File: 408222_tophatvilla.swf-(1.36 MB, Game)
[_] COUNTER TOUHOU Anon 1994447

File: 408222_tophatvilla.swf-(1.36 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1744194 vidja gam
>> [_] Anon 1744197 I killed all the monsters in the room and now I'm stuck
>> [_] Anon 1744203 Man, that game is harsh.
>> [_] Anon 1744220 6th star makes your weapon almost useless, wtf??
>> [_] Anon 1744221 whats the number ?
>> [_] Anon 1744227 >># 2775 on the back of the TV
>> [_] Anon 1744235 >># It's like a challenge, to try to clear the underground room with almost useless shit. If you know about that shit you won't get the sixth star unitl clearing the last underground room with 5 stars, and then get both stars left to take cause 5+1+1 stars give you awesome shooting power.
>> [_] Anon 1744256 >># dafuq? all i have left are the stairs to go to the top and i only have 6 stars, where is the 7th?
>> [_] Anon 1744267 >># in the bedroom clock, check it twice
>> [_] Anon 1744287 damn i cleared the basement and i got the key but i need an identical key....where do i get the 2nd key?
>> [_] Anon 1744290 I can't even get past the name screen....what do when done naming girl?
>> [_] Anon 1744292 >># you go down and select Enter by pointing to it with the arrow
>> [_] Anon 1744300 damn it i keep dieing on the upstairs part getting to the damn boss and if i do make it im either left with 2 or 1 hearts
>> [_] Anon 1744305 what do with pigs clothes? keeps saying "it's leaking like crazy"
>> [_] Anon 1744308 >># Get the 7th star, makes it way easier. I'm having trouble beating the boss.
>> [_] Anon 1744310 least intuitive name screen ever took me like 5 minutes to figure out you have to be in row one to get down to enter
>> [_] Anon 1744311 ok apparently if you press A at any time during the game you can never move again....
>> [_] Anon 1744322 i grabbed the 6th level because i found the clock one but didn't know the mirror would do it too and now i'm completely fucked in that shitty 28 room worst fucking attack pattern ever
>> [_] Anon 1744327 >># Dry them in the dryer, dude.
>> [_] Anon 1744328 >># It's a "challenge."
>> [_] Anon 1744329 >># Finally pulled it. HOTDOGS !
>> [_] Anon 1744355 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1744358 >># oven

File: 408222_tophatvilla.swf-(1.36 MB, Game)
[_] ITT games Anon 1721289 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1721340 I cleared all of the enemies in the first room. Where do I go from there?
>> [_] Anon 1721400 Same
>> [_] ohfuckwy !/IPyUlClgk 1721406 >># >># The second room
>> [_] Anon 1721418 Use the phone number on the back of the TV.
>> [_] Anon 1721461 Stuck with bunch of dirty clothes. Washer nor the dryer will accept them.
>> [_] Anon 1721464 >># Exit the room and then return to piggy.
>> [_] Anon 1721470 Honestly, who ever designed this was either a troll or pretty much stupid with the 6th star upgrade. You have to take it to get to next area but it makes your life hell.
>> [_] Anon 1721473 >># My whole goddam strategy is fucking gone. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to do this?
>> [_] Anon 1721481 >One last monster on last level >Carefully approaches it. >GOES THROUGH THE BIG GAPING HOLE THAT THE DEVELOPER DECIDED WAS APPROPRIATE TO PUT IN >I die. Again. Fuck everything
>> [_] Anon 1721483 Uh, pressing A freezes me in place? Is that supposed to happen?
>> [_] Anon 1721491 Ok, the corridor is followed by boss, which you end up fighting with same hp you had going in to it.
>> [_] Anon 1721494 And the 7th star is available from the clock in bedroom on second usage
>> [_] Anon 1721495 >># Thank you
>> [_] Anon 1721500 >make duplicate key , door still wont open
>> [_] Anon 1721502 I just met some dude after leaving the basement and got him in front of the clock, what now?

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[_] [G] Haven't seen it posted in a while Anon 1644374 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1644447 What the fuck is this?
>> [_] Anon 1644481 Skip one of the star upgrades, the 7/7 one fucking sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1644542 Pretentious hipster bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1644567 I'm stuck at the part where he hands me the key. I'm bad at puzzles.

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[_] [G] Anon 1610846 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1610900 Jesus christ! I remember this awesome game back when it was on newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 1610988 how i get the key from the stupid guy?
>> [_] Anon 1611031 >># call him on the phone then pick-pocket him. P.S. 6th level attack sucks, and you get 1 star forced upon you near the end so... do the math.
>> [_] Anon 1611032 whats his number?
>> [_] Anon 1611046 use other phone. how to pass upstairs area
>> [_] Anon 1611052 The best way I see to use 6 star is to either stand sideways or use the slight indent in the door to go down stairs. It lines you up with the enemies.
>> [_] Anon 1611053 I named my char. Bitch, I lol'd every time I was talked to. Also, last boss, I thought was a peanut, not a hot dog. Easy too.

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[_] [G] Anon 1601857 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1601870 What a horribly pretentious crappy bunch of hipster shit.
>> [_] Anon 1601906 >># >kill things to get furniture >pretentious hipster shit These words don't mean what you think they mean.
>> [_] Anon 1601937 How do you get past the first room? All enemies beaten... I can use the telephone, can't get through the door with my key.
>> [_] Anon 1601975 >># LOOK at the back of the T.V. and call that number
>> [_] Anon 1601991 >># Why can't I do anything? It allows me to press enter at the beginning of the flash but it won't let me press s or move up or down to start a new game. This is not the only game that does this and this is not the only computer I've tried it on.
>> [_] Anon 1602019 And there I remain, in the corner with all of the fucking enemies harassing me, making me unable to move. That's the game, folks.
>> [_] Anon 1602020 >># And better still, I am now unable to move even if I refresh! Good day! Good day to all!
>> [_] Ren 1602026 It might be interesting if the controls weren't a pile of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1602034 Sooooo the last star upgrade you get from the Tophatter is shit. It makes the next part near impossible because it leaves your front wide open and the monsters just walk right between your shots and hit you. Since you cant move and fire at the same time you can do nothing except run around in circles until you get lucky and the monsters run into your attack. Game was fine up until this part.
>> [_] Anon 1602037 >># So fucking true still stuck
>> [_] Anon 1602047 Also sometimes enemies do random extra damage from random angles
>> [_] Anon 1602080 got to the boss and he throws hammers, whatever...

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[_] [G] Anon 1588837 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1588842 Got stuck needing to clean the pig's clothes, then tried to go back in the top door and the game crashed.
>> [_] Anon 1588873 Final boss can't be defeated, shooting him damages you, not shooting him just makes him spam homing missiles till you die
>> [_] Anon 1588919 >># I beat him. You just hit the things back at him.
>> [_] Anon 1588954 Fuck the 6th star upgrade, it makes the game impossible
>> [_] Anon 1588956 couldnt get past picking a fudgin name
>> [_] Anon 1589003 Is there a fucking 7th star ANYWHERE in this game? The sixth star upgrade creates a fucking deadzone where you need to attack the most

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[_] [G] Who's played Soul Blazer? Anon 1577607 BEATAN FOES, MATERIALIZAN STUFF. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1577612 sure did aswell as terranigma
>> [_] Anon 1577641 Is Soul Blazer that Sony platformer where you grab walls with the magics you learn throughout the game with the awesome wind level for SNES?
>> [_] Anon 1577643 Nah it's an Enix game, part of a trilogy. Soul Blazer - Illusion of Gaia - Terranigma
>> [_] Anon 1577646 Game I was thinking of is called Sky Blazer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_LjLUsM lA
>> [_] Anon 1577755 SHIT YES SOUL BLAZER Man, that was a long time ago. I actually liked it a lot more than the illusion of Gaia sequel.
>> [_] Anon 1577760 jesus my eyes.
>> [_] Anon 1577811 DAMNIT, i seem to be stuck?

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[_] [G] Anon 1341452 Post some fucking good games f... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1341472 THE STARS DON'T DO NOTHING!!!11one
>> [_] Anon 1341485 what a shitty game.
>> [_] Anon 1341490 right, so after you clear the first room, then wat?
>> [_] Anon 1341541 >># you are a dumb nigger. talk to people. this game is easy as shit. clear mobs/groups of monsters, unlock something in the big room. some stuff will give you more health, others will strengthen your telekinesis. the people will often give you keys if you figure out simple tasks. if you have a hard time clearing the first room: drag mobs over to the dead guys corpse, force them to go one way. it's a good choke point for the dumb. the only annoying part is FUCK SHE WALKS SO SLOW
>> [_] Anon 1341543 The annoying part is the crappy, slow combat. It's easy as hell but I eventually let myself die from lack of giving a shit.
>> [_] Anon 1341570 .. seriously? once you get the sixth star your attack becomes worthless. not to mention every other time you die you have to sit through an ad. I'm done with this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1341581 >># bitches dont know bout my 7th star
>> [_] Anon 1341592 >># hmm, indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1341594 k so I killed some monsters in the basement, wall goes up in the living room, and the announcer says you put walls up because you are so alone..in your soul. Game goes black and I have no stars. wtf was that shit?
>> [_] Anon 1341628 What do I do after I get the first key out of the dude's butt? Also, putting 2885 into the telephone gives you Bob. Inputting the wrong umber freezes the game so use have to restart.
>> [_] Anon 1341667 How do I open the fucking door number 28?!?

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[_] [G] Anon 1277600 moar g Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1277691 how to open this fucking doors
>> [_] Anon 1277700 1: Kill all the things in the first room. 2: Talk to the man and take him to the couch when he follows you. 3: Check the back of the T.V. when the man says to check it out. 4: Dial the number you found in the phone. 5: ?????? 6: Use the key on the door.
>> [_] Anon 1277708 SON OF A BITCH SIX STARS.
>> [_] Anon 1277720 How to wash clothes/Open basement door.
>> [_] Anon 1277733 What to do after you get the 5th star?
>> [_] Anon 1277737 >># and sixth star, srsly stuck here
>> [_] Anon 1277745 >># Like, I didn't talk to Ball before sending him to the grandfather clock, so yeah, did I screw up anything or?
>> [_] Anon 1277746 >># Nope. Press A (or whatever) when you are directly behind him.
>> [_] Anon 1277747 Calling 2885 is relevant somehow?
>> [_] Anon 1277756 >># 2775 for me, I assume there's a safe much further in.
>> [_] Anon 1277765 6th star is impossible. Dont look in the mirror.
>> [_] Anon 1277766 >># 7th is pretty bitchin though
>> [_] Anon 1277770 5th star is pretty retarded. no way to shoot infront of you. Gief a semi-circle already
>> [_] Anon 1277771 >># 5 works fine, it's six that doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 1277775 >># Yeah, meant to type 6th
>> [_] Anon 1277785 6th star RAGE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1277788 >># and what pisses me off more is the fact that those little shits never went straight at me when I had 1-2 stars.
>> [_] Anon 1277793 >># I just beat the game using 6 stars. They are really good vs. the monocle wearing hot dog
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1277807 HOLY SHIT SIX STARS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1277811 Seriously, fuck this game. 6 stars makes it fucking impossible.

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[_] [G] Anon 1220675 I thought i was the only person who ever played Soul Blazer. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1220679 what to do after cleaning the first room
>> [_] Anon 1220681 >># talk/check everything
>> [_] Anon 1220687 Stuck after going into the first room again after finishing the basement. The game just hangs on an empty text box.
>> [_] Anon 1220694 I got that far too, mine stuck after trying the old phone again
>> [_] Anon 1220706 where to get the 7th star, the 6star shot sucks balls
>> [_] Anon 1220711 >># one of the clocks you have to check a bunch of times
>> [_] Anon 1220768 So the granclock said he is my father... I had my character named Leia.
>> [_] Anon 1220796 >># 〄(◔ヮ◔)〄
>> [_] Anon 1220808 Stuck on the phone with bob's answering machine, what do?
>> [_] Anon 1220814 >># Say "Hey Bob are you there? Bob? Bob? Are you there? Cmon man pick up. Hello? ... Alright well i guess you're not there. I'll call later."
>> [_] Anon 1220833 whoever designed the 6-shot, I will find you and shit on your corpse
>> [_] Anon 1220871 dumbest fucking design ever. quick ghosts! atk! she cant hit us if we go straight for her!
>> [_] Anon 1220873 Game locked after trying the phone again
>> [_] Anon 1220892 you need to unlock the char "BALLS" he answers the phone nad you can snatch the next key from him while he is looking at the big clock
>> [_] Anon 1220941 >># Fucking obnoxious as hell, especially when they go straight for you in that damn hallway.
>> [_] Anon 1220973 >># If you're that far you should have the 7-star.

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[_] [G] Anon 1212564 Requesting rule 34 on Lillico.
>> [_] Anon 1212566 too many fucking ads on that bullshit. Its like everything you do makes that bullshit ad pop up.
>> [_] Anon 1212569 >># >I'm a casual who can't help but die constantly...also i dont use adblock. You're the bread and butter of the flash industry.
>> [_] Anon 1212571 fucking cancerious shitty telephone god damn someone give me the number
>> [_] Anon 1212572 >># It's on the tv.
>> [_] Anon 1212574 fuck it's like Soul Blazer! except it doesn't look like ass *amazed*
>> [_] Anon 1212577 >># son of a bitch, why didnt i think of the BACK OF THE TV
>> [_] Anon 1212581 >># Because you didn't talk to Biz twice?
>> [_] Anon 1212584 >># Because you forgot the law of conversation in Action-Adventure games... 1. Try to talk to anything that isn't killing you. 2. Keep talking to it until it repeats itself.
>> [_] Anon 1212587 >># thanks, ill keep this in mind
>> [_] Anon 1212594 >># http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2054079/
>> [_] Anon 1212609 I can't figure it out at the third door, with the 28 in front of it. I need two identical keys. Calling 2775 on the phone doesn't help. In the basement, there was another door with the numbers 85 on them. calling 2885 calls bob, any other combination doesn't work. Help?
>> [_] Anon 1212616 nevermind, used the oven.
>> [_] Anon 1212619 stupid tophatter actually makes your weapon worse, the bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1212624 6 star :I
>> [_] Anon 1212633 attempting the final boss with 1hp is suicide... god that runway is annoying as FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1212637 >># Inspect the painting.
>> [_] Anon 1212638 >># been there done that didnt get a t-shirt but i keep getting pwned by those mosnters cuz my 6star attack is fucking useless
>> [_] Anon 1212639 >># At the very end I had 7 stars. maybe check everything in the main room again? Like, the clock in the top left corner. a star falls out of it. Shit's easy with seven stars. remember to star close to the left or right of the final boss gut, and you'll be fine.
>> [_] Anon 1212683 Shitty weapon bounding box is shitty.
>> [_] Anon 1212690 This game is diarrhea. I start the game and suddenly am surrounded by a bunch of enemies. Ok, I'll attack them. They take multiple hits and move through each other, so the one I hit flies back but his buddy moves through him and hits me. Three taps. Ok, well obviously my strategy is messed up, so I'll try to run and strategically pick them off. Oops, suddenly the little star is freaking out and it won't shoot out when I press A anymore. Humped by a ghost! Whoooo. Let me try to reset so maybe the star won't lag and quit. Ok, I didn't click anything...Why is it playing itself?
>> [_] Anon 1212694 where is the 7th star?
>> [_] Anon 1212713 >># Yeah this game is dildos. You can only attack directly in front of you, enemies only have to touch you to hurt you and can move slightly to the side of your stars so that your attack misses but they can hit you. You're barely faster than them so it takes ages to back off to line up a more accurate attack, which inevitably leads you to run into another enemy swarm that simply makes your life harder. On top of all that the star hits a small distance away from your body only, so an enemy can be standing right in front of you and the attack will hit behind them. To back up you have to face the other way and the enemies move in random patterns. Total shit.
>> [_] Anon 1212717 I quit when my star clearly and almost entirely overlapped a badguy who was on my plane, and it still didn't register. Bullshit game.