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[_] [?] Anon 1552188 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1552206 wtf did i just watch?
>> [_] GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 1552215 Bought one of these before. Purposely given a weird shape so that they stretch and break after a few times. It's best to just buy a U.S. Tenga, rip it out of the stupid foam/plastic bullshit, and use it like that. Then you have something infinitely reusable with its own ballsack supporter.
>> [_] Anon 1552224 I wish these were candy instead.
>> [_] Anon 1552230 where could you go, shop-wise, to find one? haha
>> [_] Anon 1552237 One of the ADs on this site, J-list, has them.
>> [_] Anon 1552238 >implying it's better than a fleshlight or a dragon pussy
>> [_] Anon 1552256 >># >Chance the Stallion
>> [_] Anon 1552316 DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT YOLKS Fuck, why can't I stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 1552345 That looks like it would be very uncomfortable. Also no head stimulation? just the shaft isn't enough.
>> [_] Anon 1552347 The guy's voice sounds creepy.
>> [_] Ren 1552355 http://www.intimategadgets.com/search/egg $3 a piece, and I found that my mighty non-Asian penis rips them up quite easily.. But it's fun to try at least once.. Shipping is free anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1552356 >kinder surprise-esque egg being unwrapped >hoping for delicious chocolate or something edible inside >"then apply lubricant to the hole" aw fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1552360 >># That's because they're purposefully cheap and disposable. Disposable being the key word. You're not supposed to reuse them.
>> [_] Anon 1552368 >># that's a good idea, thank you, anon. >># no kidding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTzHba7EC lg
>> [_] Anon 1552370 what was first? The Penis or the Egg?
>> [_] Anon 1552381 I prefer http://www.jlist.com/product/AD4274 and http://www.jlist.com/product/AD4273
>> [_] kooder 1552421 >looks at container >Candy? >Precooked egg? >Lube?! >Advanced fleshlight??
>> [_] Anon 1552425 What's the point of all the other varieties?
>> [_] kooder 1552426 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRtYqIEi 5I&feature=related

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[_] [J] Anon 1441203
>> [_] Anon 1441225 Soooo... this is the new 'desu'?
>> [_] Anon 1441234 niggie, so?
>> [_] Anon 1441280 >># This is the new uguu~ Uguu~ was the new nyoro~n Nyoro~n was the new desu
>> [_] Anon 1441322 I liked the part where she said Degeso

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[_] [?] This is the new Desu Anon 1421482 This is the new Desu
>> [_] Anon 1421487 I liek the part where she says Degeso~
>> [_] Anon 1421491 Oooooooooooooh! Blond Anime in a bathing suit! Gotta love that. Wish the blond was naked.. I wanna see if her pubic hair matches the hair on her head. (rug matches drapes kinda thing.) YES! I HAVE A PUSSY FETISH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! By the way.. DEGASO!! LOL
>> [_] Anon 1421495 >># huh, i think i missed that part. how far in was it?
>> [_] Anon 1421496 It's right at the beginning where the little tentacle (gaso) girl starts screaming degaso.
>> [_] Anon 1421499 is funny because in old Japan post edo time lower class men say degaso instead of desu and geso is tentacle so degeso is 'it is tentackle' but whats funny is little girl using old fashion man's term for desu no japanese person use degaso word now.
>> [_] !gARYoAkkEw 1421503 I would suck the ink from her mouth. She's fucking hawt.
>> [_] Anon 1421508 The blond or the tentacle bitch? I ain't touching nothing with tentacles, thanks! LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1421510 >># considering that the anime is called "Shinryaku! Ika Musume" and ika means squid, im not surprised in the slightest
>> [_] Anon 1421516 sounds liek stegasaur
>> [_] Anon 1421599 shorten it to "geso" and we will talk.
>> [_] Anon 1421606 Stegosaur... or Biggie Smalls?
>> [_] Anon 1421618 Who are the best subbers for this one? All the top-seeded ones seem to be Chinese-only.
>> [_] Anon 1421671 There's not quite enough degeso for my taste.
>> [_] Anon 1421674 >new desu nope.mp4
>> [_] Anon 1421681 At one point she's talking so fast it sounds like she's saying 'nigga saw' LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1421712 >># FFFeps

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[_] [H] Anon 1403037 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1403039 do want!
>> [_] Anon 1403045 I groaned out loud at the "different strokes from different yolks" part.
>> [_] Anon 1403089 Hey why is it tagged [H]...? Oh, I get it now.
>> [_] Anon 1403092 I have one. It's pretty nice. It's like $5, and you can wash and reuse it as many times as you want.
>> [_] Anon 1403098 >># Lol'ed
>> [_] Anon 1403100 >># cool story, bro
>> [_] Anon 1403101 Urge to buy...rising!
>> [_] Anon 1403115 >># You and fucking me both brother. My roomate asked what was wrong with me cause I sounded like I was sick.
>> [_] Anon 1403119 >># It's not meant to be reused indefinitely though, it'll wear out sooner or later.
>> [_] Anon 1403221 why does it look like a kid's toy to me?
>> [_] Anon 1403223 >># It's Japanese, silly Anon.
>> [_] Anon 1403225 kawaii ona hole desu~ :3

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[_] [?] For /b/ Anon 1349436 For someone on /b/
>> [_] Anon 1349438 old as shit and available on youtube, tell thoose newfags from /b/ to go suck a cock.
>> [_] Anon 1349442 must have sex with eggs!
>> [_] Anon 1349445 What's a Tenga... Wait, lubricant...? OH GOD NO!!!
>> [_] Anon 1349451 These are a hot item on dealextreme.com. I have always been tempted to buy one of these :3
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1349456 new girlfriend?
>> [_] Anon 1349457 >># those price are too low for it to be true.
>> [_] I Love You EGG! Anon 1349482 http://swfchan.com/1/865/?ILoveEgg+Speci al-EggSong.swf
>> [_] Anon 1349489 I tried one a while back it shot off, hit a picture and fell on my TV... retrospect it would have been cheaper to pay a whore
>> [_] Anon 1349492 >># aahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1349502 This ad can do what most "male enhancement" ads don't have the balls to do by actually saying penis.
>> [_] Anon 1349525 >># you're fucking dumb if that's the truth. those goddamn eggs are even reusable a couple of time.
>> [_] Anon 1349526 Well I guess this explains the egg recall
>> [_] Anon 1349541 Pedo!
>> [_] Anon 1349546 INSERT YOUR PENIS
>> [_] Anon 1349570 woot.com would sell out a million in just seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1349593 You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Though it's amazing how many eggs you can break without making a decent omelet.
>> [_] Anon 1349615 >># I got one pocket pussy for 600 yen in yapan (5 dollars) and that was good! If you keep good care of it it can last very long!
>> [_] Anon 1349636 >># ... that almost makes too much sense that it hurts

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[_] [?] Anon 1329905 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1329914 ._.
>> [_] Anon 1329930 I liked those cute, japanese egg commercials better :<
>> [_] Anon 1329940 wtf?
>> [_] ~~ !rXUHEibmO2 1329946 Japan's population is going to stop one with this generation.
>> [_] Anon 1329965 for a great experiance :3
>> [_] Anon 1329983 well then, didn't expect that.
>> [_] Anon 1329984 ... wow. I'm sad to be alive during the same time as these.
>> [_] Anon 1330009 I'd try it, why not.
>> [_] Anon 1330016 sounds cool, where can get?
>> [_] Anon 1330018 http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-EGG-006-Egg- Silky/dp/B002DE6STS mentlegents.
>> [_] Anon 1330026 pussy's still better
>> [_] Anon 1330039 <3
>> [_] Anon 1330041 YES, I can fuck an egg!
>> [_] Anon 1330046 >># Sad? What's sad about people having enough food, good enough health, and enough money to buy personal pleasure products? This is a great time in history, why we even might see the development of completely automated robot hooker factories. >># That's ok, in Japan robots are people too. Also, cloning it's really not that hard to do on a massive scale, someone just found a way to automate it.
>> [_] Anon 1330054 THEY ARE SO CHEAP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE http://www.intimategadgets.com/category/ masturbation
>> [_] Anon 1330062 He's so upbeat about it.

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[_] [?] Anon 1262563 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ReactionImage.txt 1262575 AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 1262577 look at that shit stretch
>> [_] Anon 1262589 I've considered getting one or two of these, just to change it up from the hand a bit.
>> [_] Bakura 1262615 WHERE CAN I GET ONE NIGGAAAAAAA
>> [_] Ren 1262617 If you want, you can get them cheap from here: http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/c ategory.1106~search.egg However, it's single use and personally didn't like it very much.
>> [_] Anon 1262618 DIFFERENT STROKES FROM DIFFERENT YOLKS
>> [_] Anon 1262620 >># DONT BUY FROM HERE. ITS A CHEEP CHINESE KNOCKOFF TENCA. BEWARE OF LEAD AND SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1262652 do want
>> [_] Anon 1262657 I've read some testimonials that it made some guys' dicks itch.
>> [_] Anon 1262658 thats probly wat happens when you dont wash the lube off
>> [_] Anon 1262660 >># Sometimes I wish that no one was that fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1262664 >># and yet there are
>> [_] Anon 1262668 >># single use my ass, i'll make it last at least a dozen sessions
>> [_] Anon 1262678 >># not sure if ya wanna pull out
>> [_] Anon 1262698 Tenga makes a reusable one, but it's like $130
>> [_] Anon 1262719 W... What the Fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1262815 different strokes from different yolks. BEST SLOGAN EVER
>> [_] Anon 1262820 >># insert your penis into the egg.
>> [_] Anon 1262822 I did not see that coming.
>> [_] Anon 1262828 >># >I did not see that cumming.
>> [_] Anon 1262844 WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS WITH A REAL EGG. IT DOES NOT WORK.
>> [_] Anon 1262853 ;__; whyyyy
>> [_] Anon 1262856 The voice over guy sounds like he i one the verge of laughing the whole time.
>> [_] Anon 1262882 Looks like it would put alot of pressure on your penis, fucking bend it
>> [_] ReactionImage.txt 1262915 >># Get the fuck off /f/our chan.

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[_] [?] Anon 1221206 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1221215 <@><@> ---------------
>> [_] Anon 1221216 Never before have I considered fucking an egg. Fuck you Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1221228 Kinda makes me wish I had a penis.
>> [_] Anon 1221230 honestly i don't think it would work very well, there's no action at the end except for stress changes and maybe twisting, and what happens when you finish? maybe if you're desperate... oh wait... i guess it works well enough then
>> [_] Anon 1221232 >># Imagine using an egg beater as a vibrator. That's roughly the same range of emotions a man gets watching this ad.
>> [_] Anon 1221235 >Single use masturbators What a fucking retarded idea to begin with. Shits expensive.
>> [_] Anon 1221236 http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sk u.29431 $5.45
>> [_] Anon 1221237 Someone cut the part where it says penis and loop it with the image that plays where it says it.
>> [_] Anon 1221241 >># Hmmm...Doable, but not very exciting.
>> [_] Anon 1221251 >># Add in a touch of revulsion and that is spot on.
>> [_] Anon 1221254 This is a really non-offensive and welcoming way of advertising a sex toy, I have to say.
>> [_] Anon 1221255 My god this is amazing I want one
>> [_] Anon 1221260 Ignoring some obvious details, this almost seems like something you would see on day-time television.
>> [_] Anon 1221264 >># I'm not sticking my dick in anything that came from dealextreme.
>> [_] Anon 1221277 ...Almost tempting to buy a pack of 6 of these to try them all, except for the whole "that would go on my credit card bill and people would ask questions" part (still in college, here). http://www.satistec.com/p-19-tenga-egg.a spx#five Also tempting to get the reuseable flip hole one. it's something like $90 bucks, but if you look at the designs... All the textures, the ability to squeeze in various places to change the feeling, the ability to open it for cleaning and applying lube... Seems like it would be a LOT better/easier than my fleshlight...
>> [_] Anon 1221283 How the fuck can you people be tempted by this shit? I know you /b/tards have some vendetta against furries, so wouldn't fucking an egg be, like, extra furry or some shit?
>> [_] Anon 1221286 Got a pack of first three styles a year ago. It's interesting but, meh. Smells horrible, and it's so soft that the texture really gets diluted when you're wanking anyway. It's got a narrow lubrication sweet spot. Too little and it's horrible, too much and it's mushy. The textures provides nooks that are too dry combined with crannies that are too wet. I give it a 2/5. Also, they can be reused, just BYO lube.
>> [_] Anon 1221297 >># ...It's not shaped like an egg to fulfill some sort of chicken fetish, it's shaped like that for convenience. It's small, discrete, good for travel and fits in your hand nicely. It's also good because it's less embarrassing if found. Like the difference between a girl having a perfectly smooth, cylindrical dildo and one that's veiny, with balls, molded after some famous pornstar.
>> [_] Anon 1221305 >># I think it would be less embarrassing for a woman to have her hairy realistic dildo found then to have them find the rubber chicken she shoves up her snatch. Convenience or not, you are fucking an egg. Don't try and sugar coat it.
>> [_] Anon 1221309 >># 2/10 2 points for spelling everything correctly.
>> [_] Anon 1221316 Boy did I get fooled on this one? I thought they were trying to sell already cooked eggs, but then "apply lubricant" and I sad face'd :(
>> [_] mudkips 1221330 >># hahah yeh, me too...
>> [_] Anon 1221331 I miss my old penis. :(
>> [_] Anon 1221336 >># It's an egg in terms of shape. It's "egg-shaped". It's not like they're selling fox tails and ears and trying to say we're not furries, they're selling something and naming it after a common object it's shaped like. We're not fucking something shaped like an actual ANIMAL, only after the SHAPE of something that animals produce. Human females have eggs too, you know. How about this example. Are girls furries for using the common "rabbit" vibrators?
>> [_] Anon 1221337 I wish I had another penis.
>> [_] Anon 1221352 It looks very soft small and thin. I don't see how this would be much different than just jacking off with some lube and your hand.
>> [_] Anon 1221355 >># Is your hand covered in special textures?
>> [_] Anon 1221361 yes, it's called fingerprints/palmprints. It's what we use to grip things. I'm not the person you are questioning though, and I do want to try one of these things.
>> [_] Anon 1221373 yea... i was thinking: huh... an egg... thats hard boiled... in a plastic eggshell... what the hell is with that?... wait, why'd he pull some shit out of it... ok... now there's a hole from where he pulld ... LUBE? wait... this is getting very wrong-OMGWTFBBQ?!? ITS A EGGFLESHLIGHT??? *mind breaks* and then i lolled!
>> [_] Anon 1221393 Wasnt expecting that.
>> [_] Anon 1221399 >># just so you know. having shapes of something disurging you, probably means that it has the reverese effect. meaning that you probably fap to hentai, you looser.
>> [_] Anon 1221413 >># I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't speak retardese.
>> [_] Anon 1221431 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 1221442 I'm not sure whether I'm really ready to graduate to paying money for a single-use sex toy when I do just fine with a sock and a palmful of moisturizer.
>> [_] Anon 1221444 gimmie that fiberglass insertion tool...NAOW
>> [_] Anon 1221486 I'll use my hand. It's free.
>> [_] Anon 1221498 I thought it was a motherfucking hard boiled egg. I would have eaten that shit had i not known peoples penises go in it.
>> [_] Anon 1221499 Fuck. This video reminds me of having actually found a small cache of unused ones I found on a friends friend's headboard. He didn't try to hide them ether he just had the worst fucking cover ever. "Yeah they're ornamental eggs from Japan."