File[TENGA EGG.swf] - (2.6 MB)
[_] [?] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:23 No.1221206
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:30 No.1221215
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:31 No.1221216
Never before have I considered fucking an egg.
Fuck you Japan.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:44 No.1221228
Kinda makes me wish I had a penis.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:48 No.1221230
honestly i don't think it would work very well, there's no action at the end except for stress
changes and maybe twisting, and what happens when you finish?
maybe if you're desperate... oh wait...
i guess it works well enough then
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:49 No.1221232
>>1221228
Imagine using an egg beater as a vibrator.
That's roughly the same range of emotions a man gets watching this ad.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:51 No.1221235
>Single use masturbators
What a fucking retarded idea to begin with. Shits expensive.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:53 No.1221236
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431
$5.45
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:54 No.1221237
Someone cut the part where it says penis and loop it with the image that plays where it says it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:56 No.1221241
>>1221232
Hmmm...Doable, but not very exciting.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:02 No.1221251
>>1221241
Add in a touch of revulsion and that is spot on.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:04 No.1221254
This is a really non-offensive and welcoming way of advertising a sex toy, I have to say.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:04 No.1221255
My god this is amazing I want one
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.1221260
Ignoring some obvious details, this almost seems like something you would see on day-time
television.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.1221264
>>1221236
I'm not sticking my dick in anything that came from dealextreme.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:21 No.1221277
...Almost tempting to buy a pack of 6 of these to try them all, except for the whole "that would
go on my credit card bill and people would ask questions" part (still in college, here).
http://www.satistec.com/p-19-tenga-egg.aspx#five
Also tempting to get the reuseable flip hole one. it's something like $90 bucks, but if you look
at the designs... All the textures, the ability to squeeze in various places to change the
feeling, the ability to open it for cleaning and applying lube... Seems like it would be a LOT
better/easier than my fleshlight...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:26 No.1221283
How the fuck can you people be tempted by this shit?
I know you /b/tards have some vendetta against furries, so wouldn't fucking an egg be, like,
extra furry or some shit?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:27 No.1221286
Got a pack of first three styles a year ago. It's interesting but, meh.
Smells horrible, and it's so soft that the texture really gets diluted when you're wanking
anyway. It's got a narrow lubrication sweet spot. Too little and it's horrible, too much and it's
mushy. The textures provides nooks that are too dry combined with crannies that are too wet. I
give it a 2/5.
Also, they can be reused, just BYO lube.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:42 No.1221297
>>1221283
...It's not shaped like an egg to fulfill some sort of chicken fetish, it's shaped like that for
convenience. It's small, discrete, good for travel and fits in your hand nicely.
It's also good because it's less embarrassing if found. Like the difference between a girl having
a perfectly smooth, cylindrical dildo and one that's veiny, with balls, molded after some famous
pornstar.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:46 No.1221305
>>1221297
I think it would be less embarrassing for a woman to have her hairy realistic dildo found then to
have them find the rubber chicken she shoves up her snatch.
Convenience or not, you are fucking an egg. Don't try and sugar coat it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:48 No.1221309
>>1221305
2/10
2 points for spelling everything correctly.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:59 No.1221316
Boy did I get fooled on this one?
I thought they were trying to sell already cooked eggs, but then "apply lubricant" and I sad
face'd :(
>> [_] mudkips 03/28/10(Sun)22:14 No.1221330
>>1221228
hahah yeh, me too...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:14 No.1221331
I miss my old penis. :(
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:19 No.1221336
>>1221305
It's an egg in terms of shape. It's "egg-shaped". It's not like they're selling fox tails and
ears and trying to say we're not furries, they're selling something and naming it after a common
object it's shaped like. We're not fucking something shaped like an actual ANIMAL, only after the
SHAPE of something that animals produce. Human females have eggs too, you know.
How about this example. Are girls furries for using the common "rabbit" vibrators?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:19 No.1221337
I wish I had another penis.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:37 No.1221352
It looks very soft small and thin. I don't see how this would be much different than just jacking
off with some lube and your hand.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:43 No.1221355
>>1221352
Is your hand covered in special textures?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:49 No.1221361
yes, it's called fingerprints/palmprints.
It's what we use to grip things.
I'm not the person you are questioning though, and I do want to try one of these things.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:03 No.1221373
yea... i was thinking: huh... an egg... thats hard boiled... in a plastic eggshell... what the
hell is with that?... wait, why'd he pull some shit out of it... ok... now there's a hole from
where he pulld ... LUBE? wait... this is getting very wrong-OMGWTFBBQ?!? ITS A EGGFLESHLIGHT???
*mind breaks*
and then i lolled!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:19 No.1221393
Wasnt expecting that.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:24 No.1221399
>>1221305
just so you know. having shapes of something disurging you, probably means that it has the
reverese effect. meaning that you probably fap to hentai, you looser.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:35 No.1221413
>>1221399
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't speak retardese.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:51 No.1221431
>>1221399
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:01 No.1221442
I'm not sure whether I'm really ready to graduate to paying money for a single-use sex toy when I
do just fine with a sock and a palmful of moisturizer.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:02 No.1221444
gimmie that fiberglass insertion tool...NAOW
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:56 No.1221486
I'll use my hand. It's free.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:11 No.1221498
I thought it was a motherfucking hard boiled egg. I would have eaten that shit had i not known
peoples penises go in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:12 No.1221499
Fuck. This video reminds me of having actually found a small cache of unused ones I found on a
friends friend's headboard. He didn't try to hide them ether he just had the worst fucking cover
ever. "Yeah they're ornamental eggs from Japan."
