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[_] Anon 3188465 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3188467 holy shit is that MXR?
>> [_] Anon 3188468 That ass is a mans ass and there is no way you can convince me otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 3188470 >># >implying that makes it worse
>> [_] Anon 3188500 it was hot until she took off her clothes. then it was kind of awkward because she looked pretty young and not confident about being naked in front of a bunch of people
>> [_] Anon 3188503 >># I mean, Idk about you, but unless you're a professional stripper, who's done this for a large crowd multiple times, I feel like that's a rather normal reaction in a situation like this.
>> [_] Anon 3188507 what if link was a guy
>> [_] Anon 3188509 >># >what if link was a trans black woman >what if zelda was a trans cis white man
>> [_] Anon 3188513 >># of course it's a normal reaction, but it's still uncomfortable to watch. It looks like a kid being exploited. inb4 "it was her choice" women are fucking stupid, and should always be under the watch of either their parents or their husband
>> [_] Anon 3188515 where the fuck was this done? A nerd strip club or something? I'm curious as hell
>> [_] Anon 3188534 she needs to do some squats or lunges or some shit that ass just makes me feel gay
>> [_] Anon 3188536 she is a he I know him well
>> [_] Anon 3188549 >># >what if zelda was a trans cis white man What the fuck does that even mean? Sometimes I feel like leftists' real goal in life is to win games of Scrabble at any cost. >># A burlesque show. She's probably an amateur who did this as a one time thing and choreographed her own routine (or more likely improvised based on how many times she repeated that dry hump the sword move).
>> [_] Anon 3188554 what if OP was straight?
>> [_] Anon 3188557 Zelda is a fucking girl When are you plebs going to learn that Link is the boy who tries to save Zelda.
>> [_] Anon 3188561 >># this was totally worth the wait thank you, Mr. Sperglord
>> [_] Anon 3188565 >># Cosplay Burlesque troupe. Small amateur group that did routines at a lot of anime and game conventions on the east coast around 2007-2012. This was probably Otakon 2010-ish. I believe the girl went by "Luna".

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[_] WHAT IF?? Anon 3003563 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3003567 The dance wasn't sexy, but the song choice made it exponentially worse. I rate it 0 boners.
>> [_] Anon 3003569 This seems pretty cringe worthy
>> [_] Anon 3003574 >># fucking gay
>> [_] Anon 3003607 >YEAHHHH BABY Sometimes Americans are worse than Indians
>> [_] Anon 3003608 But wait. The real question is... What is zelda was a grill?
>> [_] Anon 3003611 His name is LINK u DUMBASSES
>> [_] Anon 3003614 >># Zelda would most likely be a cucking Grill-gamer today.
>> [_] Anon 3003615 >># >"i dont get the joke" -the post
>> [_] Anon 3003616 >># I think it's trolls trolling trolls.
>> [_] Anon 3003618 >># i dont know who is trolling who anymore
>> [_] Anon 3003621 ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3003622 She has no butt
>> [_] Anon 3003623 >># THREE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003625 >># All cosplay is cringeworthy. Good cosplay produces boners as well as cringes.
>> [_] Anon 3003626 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003627 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003630 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003634 SONG NAME? PLS PLS I HAVE A HARD ON
>> [_] Anon 3003635 >># Muse - Time is Running Out
>> [_] Anon 3003637 Hey guys, I don't browse this board much and stuff I've seen a flash thing of a beatbox hentai blowjob last summer Could some Anon redirect me to it or tell me what's the name of that particular swf?
>> [_] Anon 3003638 >># FIVE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003644 >># SIX NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003647 1 naken man
>> [_] Anon 3003649 getting the dust of this old thing
>> [_] Anon 3003651 >># I'm sorry, I've got no idea what you're asking for. Maybe more details? (what's with beatbox)
>> [_] Anon 3003652 >># SEVEN NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003654 We couldn't get a sauce for this could we?
>> [_] Anon 3003655 >># An anime girl sucking off a guy Typical hentai scene except that the dialogues are changed to make it seem they are rehearsing for a talent contest The girl then goes through the blowjob motion (with her fist clenched in front of her mouth her head bobbing up and down you don't see the dick) and amateur beat box mouth rythmic goes on Then at the end she get facial'd Google didn't help and /f/ doesn't have archives btw the board is great, it feels like 2008 internet
>> [_] Anon 3003657 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003658 >># You could try swfchan, it archives flash files from /f/ and to some extent categorises them.
>> [_] Anon 3003659 >># Very nice, thank you
>> [_] Anon 3003663 >># >btw the board is great, it feels like 2008 internet Time stands still on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3003667 >># >tfw no new memes the porn is great tho
>> [_] Anon 3003676 >># >>tfw no new memes Xiao Mei Mei and Mongolian throat singing :^)
>> [_] Anon 3003677 HALF NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003689 FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003691 FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003692 SIX NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003694 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003704 >># SEVEN NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003709 NEM DEKAN XIS
>> [_] Anon 3003713 ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3003717 >># TWO NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003727 >># THREE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003729 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3003734 >># THREE NAKED TRIFORCE

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[_] /f/ needs more /h/ and /p/ Anon 2277566
>> [_] Anon 2277569 than the games would be the same
>> [_] Anon 2277577 nothing would change....
>> [_] Anon 2277578 >be at a mate's place >he's playing Twilight Princess >other friend staying over mistakes Link for Zelda >correct him >he calls me a Nintendrone
>> [_] !Meka/sTesA 2277597 guaranteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2277601 >># He's a /v/irgin. The only course of action here is to break ties with him permanently.
>> [_] Anon 2277602 Zelda already is a girl...
>> [_] Anon 2277611 >># <the joke> <your head>
>> [_] Anon 2277613 >># <the joke> <you>
>> [_] Anon 2277625 >># Nah, you're a retard.
>> [_] Anon 2277626 >># Nah, I'm a retard.
>> [_] Anon 2277703 At first I was surprised there weren't any comments about the sexy striptease, but then I remembered where I was and what are priorities here.
>> [_] Anon 2277710 What's the difference between a stripper and a burlesque dancer? About 20 pounds
>> [_] Anon 2277716 >># Burlesque dancers always seem to take themselves a little too seriously too.
>> [_] Anon 2277723 >disgracing the Master Sword >completely ignoring every single blade safety rule 0/10 would not bang
>> [_] Anon 2277746 >># Personally, the fact that she has a pancake ass, oddly shaped tits, and is a whore would be enough to deter me. But blade safety is important, too.
>> [_] Anon 2277797 >># yep, was about to say, as far as strippers go, pretty weak
>> [_] Anon 2277798 what if zelda was a grill
>> [_] Anon 2277801 shes not even cute 3/10 due to shes not deformed
>> [_] Anon 2277802 thats not even zelda, its metroid
>> [_] Anon 2277806 I hate when cosplayers do this shit during events.

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[_] What if Zelda was a girl Anon 1994088 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1994091 You mean Link? HURRR DURRRR
>> [_] Anon 1994095 Man, that sucked. I want my minute back.
>> [_] Anon 1994110 Link = Man Zelda = Girl
>> [_] Anon 1994111 >># But this Zelda is a girl. That's the fun part, dude.
>> [_] Anon 1994114 >># >># I think you 2 are a good example for representing the leftmost area of an intellect spectrum not including people with mental illnesses.
>> [_] anonymous anonymous 1994129 you just failed the test do you´re research
>> [_] Anon 1994131 >># >># thatsthejoke.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1994132 >># your*
>> [_] Anon 1994135 Why is everyone in the audience applauding? This is lame as shit.
>> [_] Anon 1994137 >># They've never seen that much girlflesh before.
>> [_] Anon 1994138 >># That is... really sad. And that's coming from a basement-dwelling turbonerd engineer.
>> [_] Anon 1994140 >># This same girl does a similar act, dressed as different characters, at a lot of conventions. She's never been good at dancing, and her body is pretty unimpressive, but those geeks are pretty far gone. I'd be surprised if nobody was wanking it in the audience.
>> [_] Anon 1994159 >what is zelda was a girl.swf Well... she is, but assuming they meant Link, childhoods would be raped, including a small portion of my own. Its not like most regulars here in /f/ haven't been mind fucked at one time or another, especially with Zone
>> [_] Anon 1994165 >># What the fuck are you on about?
>> [_] Anon 1994183 who the fuck is link?
>> [_] Anon 1994185 >># I feel like if you were really more of a regular on 4chan you would be more familiar with memes
>> [_] Anon 1994188 >># ur*
>> [_] Anon 1994213 >># Hey, now. I've got mental illnesses, and I still know the difference. Don't lump me in with those dopes.
>> [_] Anon 1994217 >># You never had a childhood, if you don't know who Link is.
>> [_] Anon 1994236 >># >Well... she is, but assuming they meant Link, childhoods would be raped, including a small portion of my own. >What if Zelda was a girl >IMPLYING
>> [_] Anon 1994240 this trolling works better on /b/
>> [_] Anon 1994242 >># You responded, so apparently not.
>> [_] Anon 1994253 >># >using "lol u respnded fgt" as argument haha what a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1994255 >># Madder by the minute :)

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[_] Anon 1931019
>> [_] Anon 1931024 not gona lie pretty sure thats supposta be link
>> [_] Anon 1931031 also she has the ass of a 12yr old boy
>> [_] Anon 1931037 This is the most attractive thing I've seen in the last four minutes.
>> [_] Anon 1931039 >># pedo detected
>> [_] Anon 1931045 lol zelda is a girl, link is the main character this lady is posing as
>> [_] Anon 1931048 I am confused...everyone is jumping on the "Troll-me-harder"-train, but noone asks for Sauce... Is there a higher Quality version?
>> [_] Anon 1931050 >># I completely agree, this is one of the oldest plays in the book. Have 4chaners no shame?
>> [_] Anon 1931053 Greatest thing I've seen this week But what the fuck is it from
>> [_] Anon 1931066 Triforce nips
>> [_] Anon 1931070 That square ass is eating that underwear.
>> [_] Anon 1931071 >># somehow its funny to say that on a Monday morning
>> [_] Anon 1931076 >># >># As if op didn't know it's Link.
>> [_] Anon 1931087 and the winner of this years high school talent show is.... Link
>> [_] Anon 1931102 gay
>> [_] Anon 1931107 I don't get it, she has like a guy's body...
>> [_] Anon 1931109 >># It's called being unattractive and using a costume to get attention
>> [_] Anon 1931110 Thatslinknotzelda/10 would not bang
>> [_] Anon 1931111 >># >># >># Agreed. Looks like the C squad at a low end strip club. You know, the girls they send on right as the club opens up at like 4pm.
>> [_] Anon 1931113 >># >># Get with the fucking program.
>> [_] Anon 1931115 >># I hope you are trolling. Do not post for at least 6 months before your first visit to this website.
>> [_] Anon 1931122 what if this flash was unsauceable?
>> [_] Anon 1931123 >># I wouldn't be that upset
>> [_] Anon 1931129 I feel... Sullied and unusual... I am not sure if I just watched epic cosplay or a fucking pole dance using a sword as the pole. She has a body I would kill to have on the other hand.
>> [_] noko 1931131 but Zelda is a girl, OP clearly does not understand this based on the filename
>> [_] Anon 1931137 where is this, that she could get away with this?
>> [_] Anon 1931143 >># I..I.. I'm being trolled aren't I?
>> [_] Anon 1931161 Half expected the camera man to smear shit on the screen and start licking it off. You know what I'm on about...
>> [_] Anon 1931179 >># If you're in the position in which you'd kill for a man's ass and a pair of smallish, sagging breasts, then I'd hate to see what kind'a shape you're in at this point.
>> [_] Anon 1931180 >># But, uh... welcome to the internet, amiright??

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[_] /f/ lost all sense for humor Anon 1819638
>> [_] Anon 1819642 >sense for humor Nice grammar, pleb.
>> [_] Anon 1819645 >># >/f/ is one person
>> [_] Anon 1819650 >># >implying it isn't
>> [_] Anon 1819651 "What if Zelda was a girl". K...
>> [_] Anon 1819653 >># >implying it is
>> [_] Anon 1819658 IF Zelda was a girl? That's almost as preposterous as asking what if Link was a prince instead of a princess...
>> [_] Anon 1819671 >># where was da hood?
>> [_] Anon 1819682 >># >grammar Back to reddit.
>> [_] Anon 1819686 Where are the C buttons?
>> [_] Anon 1819687 All I could think about was that Link's left handed and the whore kept keeping the sword in her right hand.
>> [_] Anon 1819694 Zelda is a princess, link is a male. The what if zelda was a female, was invalid. . __.
>> [_] Anon 1819695 ZOMG FEMALE PORTRAYAL IN VIDEOGAEMS!!!1
>> [_] Anon 1819697 >white girls shaking hips step up, senpai
>> [_] Anon 1819721 ZELDA IS A FEMALE!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1819741 You are all so easily trolled, it's disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1819777 Thy had the perfect opportunity to remix a LoZ track into something sexy, but they chose not to.
>> [_] Anon 1819779 >># I don't know what you're seeing, but I don't see a single troll.
>> [_] Anon 1819788 >># 1/10, responded
>> [_] Anon 1819804 Here's a question. Where the fuck even was this where people could have appreciated what they were seeing? It has this High School talent show mixed with strip club feel.

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[_] [H] Anon 1660713
>> [_] Anon 1660717 ZELDA IS A GIRL YOU STUPID FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1660718 do you mean link cuz thats definitely not zelda
>> [_] Anon 1660719 >># >># people who have never played zelda
>> [_] Anon 1660722 That's Link, you stupid idiots
>> [_] Fuck this shit, I'm getting Tacos! !6Hk1IgYyoc 1660723 >># "LOOK AT ME IM A RETARD DERP DERP ZELD IS BOY DERP DERP."
>> [_] Anon 1660724 WHERE DID THIS TAKE PLACE. WHERE IS THIS. I MUST GO.
>> [_] Anon 1660728 >># >># >># >># >># I can't tell who's trolling who
>> [_] Fuck this shit, I'm getting Tacos! !6Hk1IgYyoc 1660730 >># I'm just making fun of op for being ether a good troll, or a fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1660735 I think we're all ignoring the important parts. Boobies and sword-humping.
>> [_] Anon 1660736 >># But it's just a damn strip-tease.
>> [_] Anon 1660742 >># This. Not even any nudity. >flat ass >small, saggy tits Let's be honest, would bang. BUT wouldn't watch a video of her with NO nudity.
>> [_] Anon 1660767 What if link was an elf?
>> [_] Anon 1660782 What if Zelda wasn't a girl? Would the game have been as popular as it is now?
>> [_] Anon 1660784 >># Of course.
>> [_] Anon 1660788 >># this >># >I would of enjoyed it if she cut her hands off. Many faps would of been had.
>> [_] Anon 1660801 why am i imagining this happening at a high school talent-show
>> [_] Anon 1660805 >># you clearly are reading too much hentai
>> [_] heem 1660811 ZELDA IS A FUCKING GIRL OP IS A RETARD
>> [_] Anon 1660814 >># It's a meme dumbshit, google the phrase.
>> [_] Anon 1660828 >>#З Person who only heard about Zelda on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1660830 >># >># >># Newfags, every fucking thread. as>># said ugly face, ugly ass, ugly tits would not bang.
>> [_] Anon 1660833 meh
>> [_] Anon 1660845 name of that song?
>> [_] Anon 1660849 >># he said would bang
>> [_] Anon 1660851 >># I bet you get all sorts of ladies.
>> [_] Anon 1660853 >># bet you'd bang anything that looks like a lady
>> [_] Anon 1660854 >># bet you ARE a lady >plot twist
>> [_] Anon 1660859 Heh, "save Link as.."
>> [_] Anon 1660869 >># Yes. OP is not stupid in the ways of well-known Nintendo games. He's also not a great troll. He's just repeating an old joke in a pleasant dry way. um... high schoolers should not hang out on 4chan, just saying. You'll wish you hadn't wasted your childhood here.
>> [_] Anon 1660877 >># and that's how my penis ended up in your mouth
>> [_] Anon 1660878 Newfags. Newfags, everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1660882 >># >game rated E >nudity What were you expecting?
>> [_] Anon 1660886 >># I thought the same
>> [_] Anon 1660900 MTAC i think >>#
>> [_] Anon 1660902 This was captured from that nerd burlesque place wasn't it.
>> [_] Anon 1660910 Zelda... ZELDA!!!!! you stupid maggot, that is Link!!!! sljjhsokjtblskjhvfoikjsbfosuhrlowkjfplka smjñfjs`plakjrpofisjd`plkwqadñlsad I'M GOING TO WAAAAGH!!! THE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
>> [_] Anon 1660911 not Zelda... Fapped anyway
>> [_] Anon 1660919 /r/ better quality
>> [_] Anon 1660921 >># "Time is Running Out" by Muse. Speaking of which, disappointed at lack of actual Zelda music.
>> [_] Anon 1660927 >># >>>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 1660928 >># >thinking something copied a thousand fucking times is a good troll >thinking this is considered trolling FML
>> [_] Anon 1660934 oh god
>> [_] Anon 1660935 >># how reddit are you?
>> [_] Anon 1660942 That bitch cant dance. god damn. ive seen fat strippers do better than that.
>> [_] Anon 1660973 well zelda is a girl lol
>> [_] Anon Delivery Boy 1660987 This is called 'Nerdlesque' there are number of these theaters out there offering a slew of sexy girls pretending to be nerds to get a name for them selves in the burlesque acting world. More imagination helps the stimulation as you think to your self "Hey, some girls are as into this as I am!". Still damn hot as hell though. Happy fapping! And remember: if you pay to go, you must film it and come back to share
>> [_] Anon 1660989 >># Thank you. I wasn't the only one then.
>> [_] Anon 1660999 Trolling successful! Good work, guys!
>> [_] Anon 1661002 FUCKING NEWFAGS TROLLED SOFTLY.

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[_] [?] Anon 1640940
>> [_] Anon 1640941 Zelda IS a girl. facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1640945 >># You new here?
>> [_] Anon 1640969 u fail at trolling OP.
>> [_] Anon 1641007 >what if link was a skank.swf FTFY
>> [_] Anon 1641028 Hmm. I wonder what Metroid would look like as a guy.
>> [_] Anon 1641048 Metroid *is* a guy...
>> [_] Anon 1641049 >># METROID ISN'T A GUY!?!?!?!
>> [_] Anon 1641051 >># Metroid is a robot. That girl at the end of the games is his girlfriend.
>> [_] Anon 1641055 Metroid is Optimus' relative.
>> [_] Anon 1641083 -Flat pale ass -Small breasts -Tri-force nipple covers -Terrible awkward movements 2/10 - Made me respond and watch.
>> [_] Anon 1641097 Lost my erection the moment she took that tunic off.
>> [_] Anon 1641099 >># agreed, what retard grinds a sword? If she did a few moves (full swings) and ripped off her tunic that way i would of sort of fapped. Would of had a softie and jizzed gently into the night.
>> [_] Anon 1641101 Flapjack titties. For a second there I was hearing Ackbar. I'm sure some (un)lucky cosplayer probably bedded that con skank later that evening. Con-nookie, the dirty shameful next-morning regret.
>> [_] Anon 1641115 Zelda = Sheik = dude
>> [_] Anon 1641128 Thats link you retard
>> [_] Anon 1641129 Songname please

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[_] [L] >># Anon 1599094 this is what you were looking for right?
>> [_] Anon 1599104 Shakey screen, mislabeled video, rule 63 on link does NOT mean he is Zelda! I HATE YOU ALL. All of you are rapists.
>> [_] Anon 1599108 That's Link, motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 1599110 >># >># It's gone on for so long that I don't even know who's trolling any more.
>> [_] Anon 1599111 DERP RECORD THE TV WHEN THE REAL PERSON IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME IM SO SMURT
>> [_] Anon 1599114 >># Probably everyone at some time or another got confused at who the hell was Zelda and who the hell was Link. Though this is late as hell.
>> [_] Anon 1599140 those panties gross me out, makes the ass look anti-nice
>> [_] Anon 1599155 Newfags, newfags everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1599208 lol tiny tits would not bang
>> [_] Anon 1599262 >># I think you might enjoy cock and balls being stuffed into your chocolate-spout more.

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[_] [H] Anon 1535058 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1535059 in b4 "Zelda is a Girl"
>> [_] Anon 1535060 fucken idiot Zelda is a girl
>> [_] Anon 1535062 >># Always gets at least one. :3
>> [_] Anon 1535067 0/10 no one is that fucking stupid
>> [_] Anon 1535069 If Link were a girl, I'd be masturbating more.
>> [_] Anon 1535070 zelda is a pretty cool guy eh finds triforces and doesnt afraid of anything
>> [_] Anon 1535072 IF ZELDA WAS A GURL HE WOULD STRIP FOR RUPEES!!!
>> [_] Anon 1535080 Zelda has no ass.
>> [_] Anon 1535082 >># Seconded.
>> [_] Anon 1535085 Not sure if troll, or just very stupid.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1535089 >># summerfag alert! man the harpoons
>> [_] Anon 1535091 is there a virgin not filmed by Michael J. Fox with a camera made in this century.
>> [_] Anon 1535094 This video makes me rage harder than the title ever has. Why does it stop there D:<
>> [_] Anon 1535099 >># Thirded. Also, where the hell is this taking place? Doesn't seem like a strip club.
>> [_] Anon 1535102 >># summerfag >># Second. >># Possible summerfag #3 Obviously at a con, and "D:<" wtf? summerfag #2 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1535103 Name of the song? Sound like it may have been in a Rock Band game...
>> [_] Anon 1535105 >># >># >># 4th'd no ass, and very little in the way of tits.
>> [_] Anon 1535107 >># >call somebody a summerfag >use the 'man the harpoons' meme completely incorrectly I fucking hate you people.
>> [_] Anon 1535109 what if metroid was a girl?
>> [_] Anon 1535111 >># "Time Is Running Out" by Muse Don't care for them myself, but it's a pretty good song to strip to. And it makes it look like my childhood (vidyagaemz) has become tainted and shady.
>> [_] Anon 1535112 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObYUrsEjs Uc Slightly clearer and less shaky. Still has no ass, though.
>> [_] Anon 1535117 She's a 7 for the beginning part. Then she shows her boyish ass and her revolting saggy AND un-even tits with terrible Triforce pasties over them and reveals her true self as a disgusting 3. Trust me; your imagination is FAR better than what was actually shown.
>> [_] Anon 1535118 Too bad she's not hot and is a shitty performer. I'm sure her parents are proud of having a daughter who's so talentless she can't even whore herself out properly.
>> [_] Anon 1535124 >># problems?
>> [_] Anon 1535153 I wish I were there... So I could yell "What? That's not a boy? GOD DAMN IT!" When she takes the tunic off.
>> [_] Anon 1535155 Quick, someone make an upside down Triforce innuendo. Also, agreed, needs more TnA
>> [_] Anon 1535184 Let it be said: I would fuck that bitch 'til Hyrule come.
>> [_] Anon 1535188 >># Time's Running Out by Cirrus is much better. And has the exact fucking name.
>> [_] Anon 1535213 >># Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg I saw someone replying to posts by saying @No.1535107. I've never seen that in the 5 years i've been here.
>> [_] Jester 1535216 I'm pretty sure this might be from boston anime convention, i think i was there that year
>> [_] Anon 1535226 THIS IS A BAD THREAD, AND I AM AMKING IS WORSE
>> [_] Anon 1535251 She is a horrible dancer / performer.
>> [_] Anon 1535257 >># I think it's a vidya-themed burlesque show.
>> [_] Anon 1535270 this is still fucking here
>> [_] Anon 1535297 >># >># >># >># Never seen a naked girl in their entire lives.

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[_] [H] Anon 1477058 that would be the best game ever Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1477066 PORN 4 GAMERS
>> [_] Anon 1477068 Forgot where or what it was called, but there is a strip club that regularily does video game characters.
>> [_] Anon 1477070 but zelda is a girl anon! D:
>> [_] Anon 1477079 >># it's okay, casuals don't know shit about video games ;o;
>> [_] Anon 1477081 You mean what if Link is a girl coz the last time i heard Zelda IS A GIRL moran!
>> [_] Anon 1477088 >># newfag
>> [_] Anon 1477094 DAt lackofass
>> [_] This Guy 1477131 Gee, I dunno. What if Link was a guy?
>> [_] Anon 1477138 that is the hottest zelda i've ever seen. i'd totally be for him being a girl.
>> [_] Anon 1477142 >># you fucking retard ZELDA IS A GRIL
>> [_] Anon 1477147 If Zelda were a girl, apparently she wouldn't be a very good stripper.
>> [_] Anon 1477150 that looked like if link would be a female with watching this make it me fell as gay O.o
>> [_] Anon 1477186 >># Trolled HARD.
>> [_] Anon 1477187 I have the weirdest boner right now j/k, 3dpd But still, IRL rule 63 is pretty creepy.
>> [_] Anon 1477192 Even if Zelda was a girl, Metroid would still win because he's a robot.
>> [_] Anon 1477212 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A SWORD, OMG
>> [_] Anon 1477216 zelda is pink link is green. Link is a gay elf dude. Zelda is a ice cold lesbian elf chick...
>> [_] Anon 1477218 I misread the title as "what if Jesus was a girl"
>> [_] Anon 1477229 That was pretty hot until she took the tunic off, and then meh. Also, Zelda was a girl.
>> [_] Anon 1477230 What a dissapointing ass, oh well.
>> [_] Anon 1477234 anyone knows where I found this fuckin awesome video full??

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>> [_] Anon 1470720 Zelda IS a girl. The stripper is cosplaying Link.
>> [_] Anon 1470727 >># lol w/e neckbeard
>> [_] Anon 1470729 aaahhh it's funny cuz zelda is a girl!
>> [_] Anon 1470732 >># >># whoooooooooooooooosh
>> [_] Captain Lazy !cpLazy.DWA 1470745 >># >># Lurk more.
>> [_] Anon 1470749 i like it when zelda saves the princess
>> [_] Anon 1470750 yeah, but zelda is a pretty cool guy. He kills moblins and doesn't afraid of anybody.
>> [_] Anon 1470757 She has an ugly ass.
>> [_] Anon 1470769 >># He has a sword and gets diamonds and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> [_] charmander 1470778 >># >># >># >># >># Indeed. But I'm fine with the rest.
>> [_] Anon 1470784 lolattentionwhore
>> [_] Anon 1470795 ass was a bit flat
>> [_] Anon 1470798 she looks like she is one step away from complete runny egg tits. no thank you sir, I will not watch any longer.
>> [_] Anon 1470831 girls if you're going to dress like a genderswap zelda please grow some ass first
>> [_] Anon 1470833 zelda is girl no?? anyway... she's hugly like the original one
>> [_] Anon 1470838 hideous beast
>> [_] Anon 1470845 damn yo, sure is ignorance in here, ie newfriends
>> [_] This Guy 1470872 I dunno. What if Link were a guy?
>> [_] Anon 1470889 Saying she's ugly isn't really fair. She's of average attractiveness at least, and given the high incidence of hambeasts in nerddom, she's definitely above average there. No, she does not have an amazing ass by our INTERNET PORN STANDARDS. Who fucking cares? The real issue is that her stripping technique is uninspired at best.
>> [_] Goken 1470891 I love Zelda, he always saves Link in the games
>> [_] Anon 1470893 It must take a lot of nerve to strip in front of an audience of creepy otaku who will probably stalk her for the rest of the anime convention.
>> [_] Anon 1470913 Anime con in Colorado this year. NDK
>> [_] Anon 1470916 Faggacon 2011
>> [_] Anon 1471013 Zelda IS a girl you nigger
>> [_] Anon 1471030 lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1471035 >># agreed.
>> [_] Anon 1471037 needs moar lag
>> [_] Anon 1471041 Sauce!
>> [_] Anon 1471055 I get so fucking sick of this. A few shoddily executed strip-moves is all girls have to do to get away with 'dancing'. A. You don't have any tits OR ass to show off. B. Even if you did, your motor skills are hilariously bad and your rhythm non-existent. Either do a proper sexy dance, a proper non-sexy dance or sit the fuck down. The only thing that's worse are the pathetic nerds hooting at the untalented twat.
>> [_] Anon 1471058 >># zelda gets rupies faggot
>> [_] Anon 1471059 COOL STORY BRO.
>> [_] Anon 1471060 is thur a betur kuality vid

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[_] [L] Anon 1436072 What if? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1436073 I know! It would be so hot
>> [_] Anon 1436093 "lol mana" those things are fucking delicious
>> [_] Anon 1436103 Zelda is the princess, not the dude in green that has to save her. This should be called what if Link was a girl.
>> [_] Anon 1436108 >># Is this your first time on the internet? Where is this taking place is it some nerdy strip club or a really cool convention.
>> [_] Anon 1436110 Ummmm >># >># makes a good point, it is "The Legend of Zelda" and Link is the Hero, Zelda is the Princess to be rescued. Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
>> [_] Anon 1436144 >># Same quote applies to you. But yeah, OMGWTFBBQ Pl0x?
>> [_] Anon 1436149 I like the legend of zelda. zelda is my favorite character, he kills moblins and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anon 1436153 i came fuckin hard buckets god its awsome fuck want now
>> [_] Anon 1436156 >># >># Welcome to 4chan, you guys must be new here.
>> [_] Anon 1436193 Less talking, more fapping.
>> [_] Anon 1436220 yeah but what if metroid was a girl?
>> [_] Anon 1436222 >># this on topic, fucking hot, but girl zelda would do with some more DAT ASS.
>> [_] Anon 1436224 I wish zelda was a hotter chick.
>> [_] Anon 1436233 >># >># >># so easily trolled
>> [_] Anon 1436243 link is the guy in green clothes zelda is the princes niggers will be niggers
>> [_] Anon 1436244 they are at a anime con that is strictly for adults
>> [_] Anon 1436245 what if link was a transvestite?
>> [_] Anon 1436246 What if Zelda was a good game
>> [_] Anon 1436270 What the fuck? Was this a convention? Because I can't think of a convention where they'd be cool with what I just saw...

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[_] [?] Anon 1423417 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Link, NOT Zelda Anon 1423424 U mean if link was a girl u dumbass
>> [_] Anon 1423464 Heh, awesome. Where was this?
>> [_] Anon 1423470 Again with this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1423472 Please please please tell me that this was all happening in Japan...
>> [_] Anon 1423474 whats the song? i cant remimber the name of it :P
>> [_] Anon 1423479 >># It's fucking Muse. And that girl has a fucking terrible ass.. can't believe all those pasty nerds were oogling over her, probably the only ass they've seen what wasn't through a computer screen.
>> [_] Anon 1423489 >># This. And moar this.
>> [_] Anon 1423504 How the fuck was this not pulled off the stage the second she took off her belt? There is usually that one sketch at the con they kill the mic and escort them off stage for just saying fuck or something of the ilk. There would have been underage b7's in that room.
>> [_] Anon 1423538 My penis is on fire, good job op.
>> [_] Anon 1423562 Seriously doubt it was a con, anon. It's probably one of those VG burlesque shows.
>> [_] Anon 1423577 >># that's the joke.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1423675 You'll shit when you see this.. Did ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE notice that it's a fuckin' film and not a live performance? Check it out! It's on a theater screen!! SHEESH!! LOLOLOL!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1423680 >># It's called a stage camera you fag. They put big screens up so that people in the back of the audience can see what's going on even if the people in front are blocking view of the stage. tldr; gb2gaia you fucking faggot
>> [_] Anon 1423751 http://www.cosplayburlesque.com/ Have fun.

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[_] [?] what if zelda were a girl what if zelda were a girl 1396831 what if zelda were a girl Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1396836 OP failed to type the samething in the email field, instead he put noko which is pretty much useless on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1396840 Zelda is a girl, maybe you mean link?
>> [_] Anon 1396844 I was so disappointed when she took off her clothes.
>> [_] Anon 1396846 Well, if Zelda were a girl, then the Legend would all be about Link then, wouldn't it?
>> [_] Anon 1396886 no, just no
>> [_] Anon 1396887 OP failed. Hard.
>> [_] Anon 1396890 All trolled. All newfags.
>> [_] Anon 1396909 Where does this shit even happen?
>> [_] Anon 1396939 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1397007 What a disappointing ass.
>> [_] Anon 1397023 Bumping for an explanation.
>> [_] Anon 1397027 >># >># Look up Cosplay Burlesque. They seem to show up around the North East cons.
>> [_] Anon 1397035 Taha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C26iAGroL qc
>> [_] Anon 1397074 >># Indeed and she has no swagger, but I guess thats cosplay nerds for ya.
>> [_] Anon 1397079 Oh look, it's THIS shit again.
>> [_] Anon 1397118 stupid nerds it would be about 300% better with 3 things... better quality better girl (more ass) her killing things with the master sword

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[_] [?] what if zelda were a girl what if zelda were a girl 1346322 what if zelda were a girl
>> [_] Anon 1346326 Zelda IS girl. And that is LINK. 9/10, quietly seething.
>> [_] Anon 1346327 i can rub one out to this
>> [_] Anon 1346329 >># 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1346331 >># what this guy said. Retard. white girl got no boobs.
>> [_] Anon 1346332 icantfaptothis.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1346334 My rage is currently spiralling out of control. Any questions? Y/N ah well. At least now there will be rape.
>> [_] Anon 1346336 my penis is hard
>> [_] Anon 1346338 boner
>> [_] Anon 1346353 what if samus aran was a girl?
>> [_] Anon 1346386 It is somewhat debatable that Zelda is a woman since for half of ocarina Zelda was pretending to be a man with a harp up his ass.
>> [_] Anon 1346399 >># >># >># Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls also everyday is repost day
>> [_] Anon 1346400 successful troll is successful. morons.
>> [_] Anon 1346402 this has been posted more than 20 times by now, couldja cut this shit out?
>> [_] Anon 1346405 >># >Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls also everyday is repost day exactly what i was going to say
>> [_] Anon 1346426 my penis would be hard f it wernt for the fact that zelda IS a girl and this charactor* is Link *spelling
>> [_] Anon 1346429 >># They can't because the are summerfags.
>> [_] Anon 1346430 Trollshit for idiots.
>> [_] Anon 1346432 Sheesh, sure is newfag in here. Some people need to brush up on their memes.
>> [_] Fred Dawes !!/qLJAI7eGDT 1346433 wat if metroid was a grl
>> [_] Anon 1346456 This flash should be renamed to triforcetits.
>> [_] Anon 1346459 what if obama was black?
>> [_] Anon 1346484 what iffi tahw
>> [_] Anon 1346498 that g string doesn't rest on her hips right
>> [_] FishStick !BroQXbefWo 1346509 small small triforces... she be a newfag and no more than that.
>> [_] Anon 1346529 What if Vanilla Ice was white?
>> [_] Anon 1346543 this would have been a considerable different series if Link were male. Not really.

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>> [_] Anon 1338709 Oh look. It's this flash again.
>> [_] Anon 1338710 Apparently she'd be a slut.
>> [_] Anon 1338715 I heard the choice of song and facepalmed
>> [_] Anon 1338718 DAT ASS...will always need work
>> [_] Anon 1338719 zelda is a girl. link is the guy she's the female version of
>> [_] Anon 1338723 I didn't know there were nerdy strip clubs... Does anyone know where to find one?
>> [_] Anon 1338726 Even when I watch this, I still imagine Zelda as a guy. You know there is still a dick in there!
>> [_] Anon 1338729 I was so disappointed when she took her clothes off.
>> [_] Anon 1338731 OMG A GIRL WHAT VIDEO GAMES I HAVE TO FAP HURRRRRRRRRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1338733 but Zelda is a girl... Link is a boy.. but Zelda... is a girl...
>> [_] Anon 1338734 >># Seconded
>> [_] Anon 1338738 guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 1338739 I really hope this is some one trollin'
>> [_] Anon 1338740 MEI LING LINK TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF
>> [_] Anon 1338745 just...ugh...so many things I could make fun of...
>> [_] Anon 1338746 I know this is Muse, what song is it?
>> [_] Anon 1338749 >># "Time Is Running Out".
>> [_] HEY LOOK Hardcore Bunne 1338754 It's the first Geek & Nerd stripclub, but be careful the floors maybe abit sticky
>> [_] Anon 1338782 she is...Nough said
>> [_] Anon 1338795 this was really bad...
>> [_] Anon 1338797 there's really no point speculating on what it would be like if zelda was a girl because it's not going to happen
>> [_] Yeah, that. Golden Cartridge Toast 1338800 I am so sad that so few replies are about the fact the character named Zelda is in fact portrayed as a female, whilst Link, is portrayed as a male, thusly the postulate formed by the title of this vid should obviously be: What if Link were a girl? Also, this just screams pre H-Fest entertainment at a con.
>> [_] Anon 1338805 Trolling on easy mode
>> [_] Anon 1338809 You all know that you (myself included) would hit that, don't act like you wouldn't.
>> [_] Anon 1338827 The only Legend of Zelda that matters is the original, and link is a girl then. therefore question is nonsense.
>> [_] Anon 1338838 it's a dude.
>> [_] Anon 1338853 God she's so bad at dancing like that to the point where it's awkward and the music isn't helping. Why the fuck would you strip to Muse?
>> [_] Anon 1338869 it's official, strippers can triforce
>> [_] Anon 1338876 >># I thought that too... she's either has no erotic dancing experience, or doing this as a joke... then again, I think >># was accurate with the whole "pre H-fest con" thing.
>> [_] Anon 1338883 oh wow.
>> [_] Anon 1338906 lol'd at the guy taping it. started shaking uncontrollably when she took her shit off... Yeahhhhhh
>> [_] Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 1338909 burlesque hell yeah
>> [_] Anon 1338911 If Zelda were a girl, it'd be much hotter than this.
>> [_] Anon 1338914 ummm... that link, not zelda.
>> [_] Anon 1338923 Disgusting figure
>> [_] Anon 1338932 Fact: Zelda is a girl Fact: Link is the male hero Fact: People know this but act dumb Fact: If they don't they are dumb fuckts Fact:Everyone should know that by now Fact: Even if they didn't play the game Fact: I didn't space after one of these Fact: Fuckts is typed incorrectly Fact: OP is an idiot
>> [_] Anon 1338945 Oh god she should have kept the tunic on. Saggy tits and a sloppy ass.
>> [_] Anon 1338959 >># Same here.
>> [_] Anon 1338981 Boy, I forgot how hot and in shape everyone on 4chan is.
>> [_] Anon 1338984 >># WTF? Zelda IS a girl you faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1338985 >># you don't have to be a chef to know something tastes bad
>> [_] Anon 1339009 If you don't realize that saying "x male character is girl y character" is a meme by now you're dumb as shit. It spawned off the whole "Wow, Metroid is a pretty awesome guy!" which spawned off the original Master Chief "doesn't afraid of nething"

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>> [_] Anon 1333148 Zelda is a girl
>> [_] Anon 1333151 Godammit, why Every single time Like clockwork
>> [_] Anon 1333154 i'd tap that upside-down triforce
>> [_] Anon 1333177 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1333182 >># troll'd
>> [_] Anon 1333189 which convention was this?
>> [_] Anon 1333200 DAT ASS...needs more work
>> [_] Â 1333201 MOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR
>> [_] Anon 1333268 >sees trifroce >cum
>> [_] Anon 1333276 ▲ ▲ ▲ Newfags can't Triforce
>> [_] Anon 1333286 Wholesome family entertainment.
>> [_] Anon 1333287 >># ▲ ▲ ▲ Stfu fag
>> [_] Anon 1333291 so where was this at?
>> [_] Anon 1333292 I'm surprised they allowed this at a convention. How many in the crowd were masturbating then and there and how fast would the nearby toilets and rooms fill up as people scurried off to cure their blue balls?
>> [_] Anon 1333293 >># ... ... ... Yes and all of them?
>> [_] Anon 1333294 attention whore can't dance for shit...
>> [_] Anon 1333296 You mean, what if Link was a girl? I am pretty sure princess Zelda in a girl...
>> [_] /a/ !!jhgVZ1bcEDg 1333300 this made me angry watching this. it's like she didn't even plan what she was going to do.
>> [_] Anon 1333304 Are people actually complaining that she wasn't magically a PRO POLE DANCER? Try dancing on stage yourselves, it isn't going to be easy even if you get all the moves right and nerves don't mess it up. It was funny, pretty hot and not bad. She's not going to get hired for a club anywhere, but I'd give her a gold star for that effort. And then maybe give her something else. Yum.
>> [_] Anon 1333307 >># ▲ ▲ ▲ I win.
>> [_] Anon 1333312 ▲ ▲ ▲ i'm doing it right
>> [_] Anon 1333324 hot chick and good song!
>> [_] Anon 1333327 ▲ ▲ ▲ Easy.
>> [_] Anon 1333331 Needs more armpit and feet.
>> [_] Anon 1333334 Shes a pretty bad dancer, no lie.
>> [_] Anon 1333338 I'd fuck her pretty hard and then jizz all over her toes.
>> [_] Anon 1333339 it's not a convention, children, it's a videogame-themed burlesque show.
>> [_] Anon 1333348 >># This sounds like the best thing ever.
>> [_] Anon 1333353 I came. The world needs more fap material like this. I'd be great if she could do this with some decent cameramen/photography.
>> [_] Anon 1333363 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? ▲ ▲▲ ▲▲▲▲ ▲▲▲▲▲▲ ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
>> [_] Anon 1333396 Trollmemes and /b/ullshit.
>> [_] Sanitarium !CSZ6G0yP9Q 1333420 http://www.gametrailers.com/player/52344 .html Here fags moar
>> [_] Anon 1333429 ▲ ▲ ▲ copypasta bitch
>> [_] Anon 1333432 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1333442 >># >># these two, while similar, don't appear to be the same thing. The flash file seems to be a live performance somwhere, and I think we would all like to know where, and if they're doing it again
>> [_] Anon 1333444 Guaranteed comments.
>> [_] Anon 1333459 I would.
>> [_] Anon 1333461 Zelda is a girl. Just saying. Also, Muse is terrible to strip to. Plus, she sucks at stripping. She doesn't even have a nice ass.
>> [_] Anon 1333462 I guess none of you are attracted to the slut next door types. oh well... fapfapfap
>> [_] Anon 1333465 was this at the dallas burlesque fest? It seems they do a lot of themed things (Think they had a princess leia) and the stage/background seems like it could be a match.
>> [_] Anon 1333475 ▲ ▲ ▲

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>> [_] Anon 1316015 Zelda IS a girl.
>> [_] Anon 1316016 That would be pretty normal...
>> [_] Anon 1316019 guaranteed replies.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1316021 >zelda >girl lulwat. Also, fucking Muse? Seriously? Fucking cosplay faggots...
>> [_] Anon 1316024 If LINK were a girl, I'd do her.
>> [_] Anon 1316026 >># Who's Link? Zelda is fucking hot as a girl. I'd do Zelda if he were a girl.
>> [_] Anon 1316031 >># Link is the main character of Zelda. Zelda is the chick that gets kidnapped. If you're a troll, congrats. If you're just a tard... well then.
>> [_] sage sage 1316058 this thread is made of troll and you should be ashamed if you STILL fall for it
>> [_] Anon 1316072 obvious roll is obvious
>> [_] Anon 1316098 >># TROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!! !!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1316110 >ITT people who care that he called link zelda when there is a female link stripping on stage in the flash. You are all faggots.
>> [_] Anon 1316116 Wow could you imagine if link was a guy? :D
>> [_] Anon 1316117 >># I doubt I'd be able to play the game anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1316139 Just imagine if Navi were obnoxious.
>> [_] Anon 1316142 >># midna is the chick that gets kidnapped, stop trying to confuse me
>> [_] Anon 1316144 >># And Sheik is the wolf-riding muppet, right?
>> [_] Anon 1316145 what is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1316148 what a fucking ugly ass..
>> [_] Anon 1316152 >HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN FUCK NO, I'M MUTING THIS BITCH
>> [_] Anon 1316154 DAT ASS.....needs some work.
>> [_] Anon 1316157 ....=O.....=O....=l.....*fap fap fap*
>> [_] Anon 1316170 source?
>> [_] Anon 1316175 expected trap. still wary even after watching.
>> [_] Anon 1316185 I don't know how to feel about this...
>> [_] Anon 1316194 >># hey... hey listen!
>> [_] Anon 1316202 >># i'd do regardless
>> [_] Anon 1316211 icanfaptothis.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1316222 i read the "what if zelda was a" part then thought hooker?
>> [_] Anon 1316223 zelda is a girl, link is a boy and I'm the queen of england
>> [_] Anon 1316238 Pig disgusting 3d slut
>> [_] Anon 1316259 Man ass, no tits.
>> [_] Anon 1316264 this gets you retards every time.
>> [_] Anon 1316267 Choose which of these side kicks to journey with you Navi (Naggy Fairy) Tatl (Total Bitch) King of Red Lions (Talking Sailboat) Ezlo (Talking Hat that can shrink you) Midna (Imp who turns into a hot girl at the end of your adventure and goes away before you can do anything FFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuu-)
>> [_] Anon 1316287 This vid is bad and you should feel bad. And quiet anon, you know you'd give $25 to fuck the living daylights out of her.
>> [_] Anon 1316313 >># Cute but annoying Navi, Bitchy Tatl Kinky Midna, And creepy old boat man (Quick Link! get inside me!)
>> [_] Anon 1316315 >># http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t166/ Spinningfox/creepyoldboatman.jpg this?
>> [_] Anon 1316324 Goddamn, she's fat.
>> [_] Anon 1316325 Is this at an anime convention? I mean I've got nothing against women whoring themselves out, in fact I wholeheartedly encourage it, but stripping in front of a bunch of nerds while cosplaying...that's like hunting squirrels with a tactical nuke.
>> [_] Anon 1316327 >># Goddamn your gay.
>> [_] Anon 1316335 >># Goddamn you have bad taste

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[_] [H] What the fuck... Anon 1303157 Is with all these god damned PoopLoop flashes? Are we being raided or something? Anyways, classic /f/ troll post. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] shitty /f/lashes 1303161 >># >Implying Zelda is not a left-handed greenclad elf-girl.
>> [_] Kandimann 1303162 thats Link....Zelda is a girl. I have once again proved my Nerdiness.
>> [_] Anon 1303166 >># ^_^.swf
>> [_] Anon 1303167 >># yo mean link's the girl no zelda is te grl link is boy. i kno cos i playd his games. o.O
>> [_] Anon 1303168 >># is that really obscure knowledge now?
>> [_] Anon 1303170 >># Don't stifle the enthusiasm of the bright lad. Such arcane knowledge comes only with much research and practice of 1337 interwebs h4x0rz-ing. Why, some day he might even cosplay as Zelda.
>> [_] Anon 1303177 Zelda always has been a girl, and the princess is gay for her, and Zelda saves her from Ganon and then tells her to fuck off. That's why they never do it.
>> [_] Anon 1303178 ITT: we get trolled by someone who's not trying to troll us. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BAKA NEKO THAT'S LINK NOT ZELDA ILKLIILOLOL,OKL;;LK9O;OK;LJLLOLOOLOKOOKO ;OK;K UR FAG. ZELDA IS A GIRL. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJEJEJEJEJEJAJAJEJAEJAEJAJE JEAJEJAJEJAEJAHUAEHUAEHUAEHAUHEAUHEAUFHS; DLFSJA;LFKJ
>> [_] Anon 1303187 this is terrible ._.
>> [_] Anon 1303189 Side steping your trolling, sause on the vid origion
>> [_] Anon 1303191 I would marry her just based on that. :3 That's how much I like Link... no wait, that didn't sound right?
>> [_] Kandimann 1303192 >># Im just correcting him on the title...It said, "What if Zelda was a Girl". I was like....."Zelda is a chick". So I was Correcting the Title for him.
>> [_] Anon 1303193 If LINK was a girl, I'd be able to play Zelda games and fap the whole time...
>> [_] Anon 1303194 these threads on /f/ are almost like the "hi my name is john" threads on /b/
>> [_] Anon 1303198 >># That's the point. Congratulations. You've just been trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1303199 The crowd of this must be the easier crowd to please in the world. You'd have to add in Futanari's with dickshitting nipples and buckets of cum before I start cheering like that.
>> [_] Kandimann 1303201 >># Wow. your a Real Pro arnt you... You might want to take a few lessons on trolling..
>> [_] Anon 1303203 pig disgusting 3d slut
>> [_] Anon 1303206 >># why so mad bro? it's like you just troll yourself. I don't have to make any effort.
>> [_] Anon 1303207 either kandimann is stupid as fuck or he's trolling you. trollollo
>> [_] Anon 1303208 >># no i think you need a lesson on not being a fucking idiot
>> [_] Anon 1303209 wow, that gave me quite a boner. fap fap fap fap
>> [_] Anon 1303210 ITT: trolls trolling trolls
>> [_] Anon 1303211 >># he is stupid. He stupid like mormons.
>> [_] Anon 1303214 Zelda is a guy. Sheik is his true form. Link is flat-chested girl. (spoiler)
>> [_] Kandimann 1303215 >># No, Its true. I just Trolled you. LoL I win! ;D
>> [_] Kandimann 1303216 >># lol. My bad, I trolled you, not him. Hes innocent and your Troll food. ;D
>> [_] Anon 1303225 >># >># lol The trolled acting like he's trolling. Just admit you're butthurt cause you got trolled. successfultrollissuccessful.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1303230 >># obviously trolled pretending to be a troll is obvious
>> [_] sagefail = failsage Anon 1303237 just on principle. (Besides, the tits weren't all that spectacular)
>> [_] Anon 1303241 it's fine until you see her ass I swear the first time I saw that I thought it was a guy under there
>> [_] shadowrave101@yahoo.com shadowrave101@yahoo.com 1303252 >># >># >># >># >># hi guys. Kandimann here! lol i sure trolled you all. go ahead and email me and tell me how trolled you are. shadowrave101@yahoo.com just hit me up. i'm pretty much perfect. you're all piles of trolled shit.
>> [_] Kandimann 1303256 >># Haha, I doubt you can understand that I can "just" block the emails that I get. You are a silly troll!
>> [_] Anon 1303259 >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 1303261 What convention was this from?
>> [_] Anon 1303287 >># >we get trolled by someone who's not trying to troll us. That wouldn't constitute being trolled then.
>> [_] Anon 1303294 /r/ hq vid?!
>> [_] shadowrave101@yahoo.com shadowrave101@yahoo.com 1303301 >># Doesn't exist. But if you do find it, email me at shadowrave101@yahoo.com
>> [_] Anon 1303302 zelda is a girl u noob link is the guy
>> [_] Anon 1303307 obvious spam troll puts email in all fields
>> [_] Anon 1303313 guys who cares? this kardiman guy will be gone by the end of summer anyway
>> [_] Anon 1303326 there needs to be a word for someone who looks attractive clothed but once the clothes come off... not so much no. is there a word for that? if there is I'd like to hear it.
>> [_] Anon 1303329 >># Newfag
>> [_] Anon 1303331 She doesn't know how to triforce.
>> [_] shadowrave101@yahoo.com shadowrave101@yahoo.com 1303340 shadowrave101@yahoo.com wow you guys got trolled hard.
>> [_] Anon 1303350 Wait.. I don't even..
>> [_] Anon 1303361 lol
>> [_] Anon 1303383 Godammit people stop bickering and somebody tell me who this girl is/where I can get a better quality video of this.
>> [_] Anon 1303387 Not on my internet...
>> [_] Anon 1303394 >># It's not official by any means, but my friend and I used to call those "whoa no"'s. Because at first it's like "whoa she's ho-" but then it becomes ".. noooooo". I'd still hit it, there's much worse out there.
>> [_] Anon 1303399 to repeat what has been stated, zelda is in fact a women.
>> [_] Troll Kubo !KVT7SyKS2E 1303401 all of you dumb faggots shut the fuck up. I want the source of this now. my penis demands it.
>> [_] Anon ♯♯ Gold Member 1303406 ITS A FUCKING JOKE GODDAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 1303409 Is there a longer version? You can call her Link, Zelda, or Robert Paulson for all I care. Just gimme the tits.
>> [_] mehhs 1303412 this is from an anime convention called AnimeNext. This was actually from 2009's year during the main event called the Burlesque Show. Pretty entertaining for the most part.

File[what if zelda was a girl.swf] - (6.76 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1296307 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1296313 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1296322 if I fapped to this does it make me gay?
>> [_] Anon 1296325 MUSE
>> [_] Anon 1296327 Oh. This video again. You could at least rename the damn file. Zelda is the princess of the series.
>> [_] Anon 1296328 (Zelda IS a girl)
>> [_] Anon 1296345 >># Yeah, we all know. It's a third-rate troll by now.
>> [_] Anon 1296350 answer, hyrule would be a much sexier place
>> [_] Anon 1296353 >># >You could at least rename the damn file. >rename files >/f/ >RENAME FILES ON /f/ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>> [_] Anon 1296355 >># Before you upload it, dumbass.
>> [_] Anon 1296358 zelad is a girl, that's link u morron
>> [_] Anon 1296393 Heh, triforce pasties
>> [_] Anon 1296395 She wears the same underwear link wears in the game. LOL TRIFAG
>> [_] Anon 1296396 People still fall for "What if Zelda was a girl?" That meme is ancient.
>> [_] Anon 1296397 >># thatsthejoke.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1296410 Silly OP Zelda IS a girl! i think you mean what if LINK was a girl. that would be pretty hawt.
>> [_] Anon 1296411 shit this was hot, new fap material
>> [_] Anon 1296415 I got a chubby going here.
>> [_] Anon 1296428 source? full vid?
>> [_] Anon 1296430 zelda was a guy? wait a sec... oh shi
>> [_] ReactionImage.txt 1296472 >># >># >># >># Summer /f/. I hate it.

File[what if zelda was a girl.swf] - (6.76 MB)
[_] [?] Asks the Important Question. Anon 1291259 So..... What if Zelda WAS a girl? I think this flash shows what would happen if Zelda was a girl. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1291261 what in the flying fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1291264 Zelda already is a girl. It's Link you're talking about. GTFO and don't come back till you've lrnd2VideoGames.
>> [_] Anon 1291265 >># ha ha oh wow. sure is butthurt up in here.
>> [_] Anon 1291268 >># >># function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10; y=20;document.write(x*y)"0;
>> [_] Anon 1291269 >># BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wow. Sure is newfag up in here.
>> [_] Anon 1291272 >># Trollbait posing as anon trolled by trollbait >># Was actually trolled >># Is an embarrassment. Gtfo my 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1291276 Bitches and Whores
>> [_] Anon 1291286 >an entire audience of virgins
>> [_] Anon 1291293 >># you were expecting...?
>> [_] Anon 1291296 >># >What if Link WAS a girl? >I think this flash shows what would happen if Link was a girl
>> [_] Anon 1291298 >># ill break it down for you function >defines a function show_alert >i think they mean alert(? value="Show User" >setting the variable value eval( >evaluate the following condition "x=10; >set x to 10 y=20; >and y to 20 document.write(x*y)" >write 10*20 to the page (200) 0; >should be void 0?
>> [_] Anon 1291301 >># Codefag here, verified. But he copied that from a troll pic about finding samefags. Therefor, nufag.
>> [_] Anon 1291310 >What if Zelda was a girl? Is a classic trolling phrase, where have you been? >What if Metroid was a girl? Is a similar trolling phrase lrn2internet. also cocks, ▲ ▲ ▲
>> [_] Anon 1291313 if link was a girl... then i wouldn't feel so bad by getting aroused by all those link cosplayers...
>> [_] Anon 1291320 HOLY SHIT! ZELDA IS A STRIPPER!
>> [_] Anon 1291321 >># go back to your vbkyufdshfxg
>> [_] EvilChan !3/ilRJ23hY 1291322 Live from e3
>> [_] Anon 1291328 /b/ needs to stay in /b/
>> [_] Anon 1291332 ha... haa... haaaaaaa..... ok back to fappin
>> [_] Anon 1291341 Whoa. I don't even care about the trolling and I didn't even like the Zelda games growing up. But I like this idea, a titty bar that's pretty much like a real life version of 4chan, where we ruin people's childhood's and make a ton of money off of virgins that will blow all their money on girls dressed up as video game characters. except, you know. There'd be money involved. And real women. moot, you're fucking dumb. I'm going to go do pretty much what you did except I'll turn a profit. brb becomingsuccessfulbusinessman
>> [_] Anon 1291377 Can i get a better quality video?
>> [_] Anon 1291401 I swing my sword over that, if you know what I mean.
>> [_] Anon 1291404 Aside from all this retarded nonsense, did anyone else notice that she has a really, really manly ass? It was all flabby and shit.
>> [_] Anon 1291406 Fuckin' kids don't don't know a terrible strip when they see one.
>> [_] Anon 1291413 >># lrn2'if'and'wish'phrases
>> [_] Anon 1291415 failed
>> [_] Anon 1291424 wow soo many haters and trolls in this one flash and damn the newfags that r here
>> [_] Anon 1291431 National treasure
>> [_] Anon 1291446 >># Yeah, but I don't give a shit, that's still the nerdiest striptease I've ever seen. They'd better get some higher quality versions of this.
>> [_] Anon 1291507 That was so nerdy I'm not sure to be impressed or aroused. Either way, apparently she can triforce.
>> [_] Anon 1291508 that ass was "meh", it looked kinda like a dude's SEX CHANGE
>> [_] Anon 1291537 >># I'd bury my Master Sword in that so deep that if you pulled it out you'd be the Hero of Time.
>> [_] Anon 1291546 >># everytime you thrust it in you would go forward 1 day in time.
>> [_] Anon 1291552 where was this at? also, after the show was over the janitor had to clean up a hundred gallons of nerd jizz.
>> [_] The Notorious Captain N !!cUGUUAl/cS8 1291558 >Anonymous is mocking people who are enjoying a striptease for being nerds because the character is cosplaying. That only makes it hotter. What are you, gays?
>> [_] Anon 1291569 >># See, the rule explicitly state all trolling is to be kept on /b/ When you're on /f/ you have to stop acting like a fucking retarded child and behave.
>> [_] Anon 1291576 if link was a girl, then every time he/she did some pussy bullshit, i'd be like "oh thats right, ...its a girl". Would totally feel better about it
>> [_] Anon 1291586 if link was a girl i wouldnt play the games
>> [_] Anon 1291590 Damn that girl is ugly.
>> [_] Anon 1291606 >># the biggest troll in this thread.
>> [_] Anon 1291612 Oh look. A crowd of people cheering and enthralled because a female revealed her breasts. People sure are retarded somethin' fierce.
>> [_] Anon 1291622 Zelda is a girl... isn't she? This better not be that whole Bridget thing again! I'm not gay! Even if I... oh god... ;__;
>> [_] Anon 1291632 More strippers need to strip to Muse. The world would be a better place.
>> [_] Anon 1291645 >># my ass is not flabby shit, is it not manly enough?

File[zelda =D.swf] - (6.76 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1272359 ZELDA! =D Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1272361 THAT'S NOT ZELDA, YOU TARD. GOD. IS EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET RETARDED?
>> [_] Anon 1272367 >># wait a minute, whatya mean thats not zelda? Hes even got the cap!
>> [_] Anon 1272368 What if Zelda were a girl?
>> [_] Anon 1272372 >># >># AAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] MindZai !NInTEndo2U 1272375 >># >># >># Actually... In this case... You're the retard...
>> [_] johndoe 1272378 >># You fail. Zelda is the princess, the one you're trying to rescue in the games. LINK is the hero of the series, the kid with the green tunic and cap.
>> [_] Anon 1272379 >># THIS.
>> [_] Anon 1272384 >># >># Trolled, hard. Can't you guys see this coming, at all?
>> [_] Anon 1272388 >># So, you watched this flash, and the thing you want to comment on is how the OP named the file wrong? You must be a godamn fag.
>> [_] Anon 1272392 sauce on this?
>> [_] Anon 1272393 Fucking bitch, some fat attention whore decides to dress up like a video game so guys actually look at her? Yeah fucking of course.
>> [_] Anon 1272395 >># You consider her fat? You must be retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1272396 >># INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT DETECTED. HOW MANY MAIDENS' HONOUR HAVE YOU DEFENDED? HOW MANY MAIDENS HAVE REWARDED YOUR WITH SEX FOR DEFENDING THEIR HONOUR?
>> [_] Anon 1272397 its... a girl weilding a sord in a green tunic... LOOKS LIKE ZELDA TO ME!
>> [_] Anon 1272401 >># Do a Google image search for Zelda. Shit brix.
>> [_] Anon 1272408 DO NOT KNOW IF WANT Guys, it's obviously Zelda cross-dressing as Link. :P
>> [_] Anon 1272411 In my mind, I was hoping it was a guy so they would all turn gay. Alas, I was saddened.
>> [_] Anon 1272413 A solid 6/10
>> [_] Anon 1272414 This was unexciting. Her technique is lacking. Also, underage b&.
>> [_] Anon 1272415 >># I could care less about her, I'm just saying that you must be retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1272445 >># HEY INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WHITE KNIGHTING? YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT, WHY SO BUTTHURT INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT?
>> [_] Anon 1272447 was hot, but then i saw triforce and cam all over my keyboard!!
>> [_] Anon 1272451 >># THANKS OP. I CAME ON CAT, SHE HISSED AT PENIS
>> [_] Anon 1272452 Was expecting hood, left disappointed. Seriously a hood would be better then that talentless attention whore.
>> [_] Anon 1272472 her face... ew
>> [_] Anon 1272481 >># My cat loves it when I hiss on her penis
>> [_] Anon 1272484 You can hear nerds cumming in the audience.
>> [_] Anon 1272490 THAT'S NOT HOW SWORDS WORK
>> [_] Anon 1272501 >># agreed I hate this kind of attention whoring the most
>> [_] Anon 1272532 Zelda does not equal capital D!
>> [_] Anon 1272542 >># Don't take it personally, there are many retarded people in the world.
>> [_] Anon 1272583 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1272592 SAUCE GOD DAMMIT

File[zelda_strip.swf] - (6.76 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1265553 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1265555 Cool shakycam bro
>> [_] Anon 1265561 She should have been wearing a 3rd triangle as a necklace. Due to this failure, it is ruined.
>> [_] Anon 1265563 lol I was expecting a very effeminate man, turns out to be some woman in an ugly green thong with her nipples covered.
>> [_] Anon 1265564 IT ALSO RUINS IT WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT THAT IT IS LINK(rule64) not zelda.
>> [_] Anon 1265565 nice
>> [_] Anon 1265573 What con was/allowed this?
>> [_] Anon 1265586 Muffin top and fail camera... is fail
>> [_] Anon 1265605 >># rule 63 faggot
>> [_] Anon 1265628 anyone knows where i can find a better quality of this video?
>> [_] Anon 1265638 >># Flea Market Montgomery (It's Just Like a Mini Mall)
>> [_] Anon 1265653 WHY IS IT A GIRL LINK STRIPPING?
>> [_] Anon 1265663 >># WHY NOT?
>> [_] Anon 1265664 >># IT SAID ZELDA?
>> [_] Anon 1265666 >># OLDFAG IS OLD... RESPECT HIM
>> [_] Anon 1265685 >># she can't triforce
>> [_] Anon 1265694 That woman has a hideous body The virginity smells so badly amongst the cheering crowd that its practically stagnate
>> [_] Anon 1265695 I FEEL CONFUSED, FUCK YOU OP. DAMN SEXY LINK
>> [_] Anon 1265696 Hmm, what if Zelda was a girl?
>> [_] Anon 1265697 Wouldn't Zelda be better if Zelda was a girl? And Samus too, shouldn't he be a girl as well? coolface.gif
>> [_] Anon 1265700 Am I gay now?
>> [_] Anon 1265701 >># Not until your balls touch another guys balls.
>> [_] Anon 1265702 Stupid Sexy Link
>> [_] Anon 1265703 I just wonder what Ganon's up to
>> [_] Anon 1265705 Join me Link, and I will make you feel pretty, or else you will DIE!
>> [_] Anon 1265713 SUPER ULTRA SEXY HERO
>> [_] Anon 1265722 >># that isn't old enough to be oldfag
>> [_] Anon 1265725 the shoe the shoe! take out the shoe!
>> [_] Anon 1265737 song in the background sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1265738 >># It's Our Time Is Running Out by Muse, which should never be used in a strip video...
>> [_] Anon 1265747 >># fuucking right that would have been so awesome, so easy to set up, would make her look even better and anyone who knows the fucking TRI force would have thought about it Barely naked tits dont make up for that, everyone should be CRYING not apllauding
>> [_] Anon 1265753 >># SHUT UP
>> [_] Anon 1265770 fucking saaaaaaaaaaaauce
>> [_] Anon 1265773 I was actually expecting her to remove her underwear to reveal a 3rd triangle, thus completing a triforce with the top and bottom pieces inverted. Now if she had put the triangles on her tits upside down and revealed an upside down triangle on her crotch then if she did a handstand she could have completed the triforce.
>> [_] Anon 1265777 Shit's just so gay...
>> [_] Anon 1265784 GOD DAMN ALL YOU FAGGOTS ( but a few ) ----------------------------------------- Anonymous: You Mad? ---------------------------- Fucking yes yes I am.. ITS LINK, mother fucking LINK. Zelda is the fucking princess you idiots, this is the hero, link... LINK. Its mind blowing how many faggots play the game and claim to be old school "Zelda" fans but do not know that. >># >PS Go kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1265790 hey that's link not zelda what the fuck!!!!???
>> [_] Anon 1265792 >># not sure if serious...
>> [_] Anon 1265801 Shoulda made the bra two triangles and the panties a third.
>> [_] Anon 1265802 Technically the title is correct, because Zelda is the title of the game.
>> [_] Anon 1265810 Just being dressed in a green wams doesnt say its link the filename may just point at the series being called the legend of zelda so in a zelda *whatever* every person from the series may appear (zelda thiller) and why not have a female hero in wams and shit its just a goddamn striptease fanservice anyway
>> [_] Anon 1265820 SHES FUCKING UGLY! HAS NASTY BOOBIES AND A FUCKING NASTY ASS!
>> [_] Anon 1265828 >># Rigghttt,#1 Did you bother to read the comments as well and the people referring to this person as Zelda? #2 If you don't see how blatantly obvious it is that the outfit she was going for is links.. Then your just an idiot. "Just being dressed in a green wams doesnt say its link" Trying to be a smartfag and failing does not mean your an idiot, but everyone can just assume you are.
>> [_] Anon 1265845 >># No he's right, for all we know, it could have been Tingle holding a plastic replica of the Mater Sword. Tingle Tingle Kaloo-limpah!
>> [_] Anon 1265851 How many parachutes does just cause keep in his backpack?
>> [_] Anon 1265857 whore
>> [_] Anon 1265862 >># HOW DARE YOU?