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[_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)02:19 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)03:44 No.

  what a badass

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)05:03 No.

  Up until the last one, where he loses faith in his ability and moves his had early, he's pretty
  badass.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)05:09 No.

  "You seem to have a lot of time on your hands. Not to mention nicks and scratches."

  Still, this is probably the most badass nursery rhyme ever.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)05:12 No.

  >>2098919
  The reason he quit one early is because he makes a mistake at the start of the second verse,
  hitting the same place twice, I think.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)05:20 No.

  chopchop..

  nice one. i dont have the guts to do that.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)05:57 No.

  I got suspended once in highschool for doing this with a plastic knife.
  also it's much less painful to fuck up with a real knife. generally jsut leaves a little bloody
  hole,
  the plastic knife would tear my finger the fuck up if I missed.
  you'll get some scars learning how to do this

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:02 No.

  >>2098942
  Yeah, you're much more hardcore for using a plastic knife.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:03 No.

  >>2098942
  I got suspended once for rolling a paper wads across my desk and saying "snake eyes". It was
  completely obvious that I was joking and being stupid (especially since they were paper wads and
  not dice) but they had to be politically correct fuck wads.
  Gambling leads to drugs and guns or something. Fuck them.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:04 No.

  >>2098946
  >a paper wads
  Good thing I'm an idiot.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:21 No.

  >>2098942
  >>2098946

  Jesus schools are really shit these days if those baby level stories are true.
  I've destroyed computers (on accident), thrown fireworks in toilets. Cut classes, made fun of
  religion. Jesus what else.
  Plenty of stuff minus actually physically harming anyone. I'm not condoning any of the stuff I've
  done I'm just saying schools must have become REALLY strict since I was in highschool.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:22 No.

  >>2098950
  No you were just rich.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:26 No.

  >>2098943
  just warning anyone who really wants to do this and thinks practicing with a plastic knife will
  be safer. learn from my mistake.
  or do it the easy way and practice with a pencil eraser or cigarette or something.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:26 No.

  >>2098952
  What?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/02/13(Mon)06:30 No.

  >>2098950
  I think it depends more on if you get caught/ who catches you.
  most teachers would not give a fuck for such things