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[_] Anon 3447893
>> [_] Anon 3447903 this game of five finger fillet was really hard to watch lol

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[_] Anon 3424767
>> [_] Anon 3424799 This flash is decades old, never thought I'd see it again. Clearly I was mistaken

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[_] Anon 3404957
>> [_] Anon 3404958 >># funny how he pulls his hand away at the end. xD
>> [_] Anon 3404964 >forearm not exposed come on
>> [_] Anon 3404993 >># it's because he ends by intentionally aiming in the middle of where his hand is with enough force to make the knife stand on his own

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[_] Anon 3356543
>> [_] Anon 3356603 its impressive but foolish at the same time
>> [_] Anon 3356646 He nicked his finger there at the end. That's why he quickly hid his hand.
>> [_] Anon 3356674 The song is pretty catchy

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[_] This is a fun game. Anon 3320027 Even though I stabbed all the way through my finger one time.
>> [_] Anon 3320138 Oh I hate this

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[_] Anon 3311634
>> [_] Anon 3311638 i'm usually OK with gore and fucked up shit but i literally couldn't finish this, and i don't know why.
>> [_] Anon 3311664 >># It's fine, don't worry.
>> [_] Anon 3311741 >># >># now we're just missing an edit >towards the end of the video >UUUURRRRRNNNGGHHH from the gay flashes
>> [_] Anon 3311750 >># lol this pussy moved his hand away before he was done

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[_] Anyone play RAGE recently? Anon 3262678 I only ask 'cause this reminds me of the knife game mini game.
>> [_] Anon 3262700 >># I played it a few years ago, shit was dope. The only problem I had with it was the anticlimatic ending. Gameplay was fun as HELL though, really good AI too.
>> [_] Anon 3262717 >># >># i played it this year. the anarchy edition. piss easy fetch quest of a game with no substance. ai is super retarded. (played on the hardest difficulty) all i did was just make 99+ boomerang thingies. they basically one hit decapitate almost EVERY enemy. dlc was a joke. short game. bullshite ending. the only thing that made me rage was how many times the game crashed without saving..fuck that shit was a mess to get through. fuck that game. never again.

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[_] Anon 3258548
>> [_] Anon 3258549 Why would you do this
>> [_] Anon 3258550 >># It's actually not as hard as it looks. Although, I did stab all the way through my middle finger once.
>> [_] Anon 3258556 >># This completely activates my NOPE nerve.
>> [_] Anon 3258562 >># to show off the size and hardness of your balls.
>> [_] Anon 3258641 Did this for my coworkers today, one was impressed, one bet me a dollar beforehand I would stab myself(I didn't), and the other 3 were almost yelling at me to stop.
>> [_] Anon 3258692 >># More like to kickstart the natural selection process that human race has disconnected itself from.

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[_] Anon 2849888 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2849944 damn.
>> [_] Anon 2849947 >Didn't finish the last set
>> [_] Anon 2850061 if you google the knife game, on youtube this same guy did it like ten times faster.

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[_] the knife goes "chop chop chop" 2791341
>> [_] Anon 2791355 >># the classic - thanks
>> [_] Anon 2791376 The lag in the sound is always awkward in this one.
>> [_] Anon 2791510 I did that a few times in school because I wanted to be edgy

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[_] Anon 2775704

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[_] . Anon 2541748
>> [_] Anon 2541899 nice

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[_] Knife Song Anon 2460403
>> [_] Anon 2460409 0/10 Not impressed What a fucking amateur
>> [_] Anon 2460419 -8/0 No swag ma nigga
>> [_] Anon 2460532 >># Why does it have to be so catchy

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[_] Anon 2453124 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2453146 At least he's not cutting brake lines because "lol prank" Or punching people in the face because of a fad they call "knuckling" or some bullshit. You wait, I give it five years tops before they make a game out of it. If they use the same name, I'll stream an hero.
>> [_] Anon 2453223 This song is addicting to listen to...
>> [_] Anon 2453230 >># It's the precussion line.

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>> [_] Anon 2450272 holy shit Someone give this kid a blowjob, he's got balls.
>> [_] Anon 2450276 >># >he's never played this game nah he's normal, you're just a pussberry
>> [_] Anon 2450281 This dude makes a bunch of music! Name is Rusty Cage. http://www.youtube.com/user/RustyCageMus ic Recently he actually got invited by a German entertainment industry in their show "Challenger," where he was to do the Five Finger Filet with two challengers. He won, successfully not stabbing himself 200 times! And winning $60,000.
>> [_] Anon 2450284 >># Is there video of the other two stabbing themselves?
>> [_] Anon 2450287 I literally cringed through the entire thing expecting the worst.
>> [_] Anon 2450295 >># This is the best quality that was on youtube. Only has him, and the chick that lost. I think the only two people to actually stab themselves was Rusty, and this chick, and they only hit themselves a couple times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er6LtYjC omA
>> [_] Anon 2450304 >># nigga i busted this shit out in the back room of a pizza shop just yesterday
>> [_] Anon 2450305 >># Did you at least get a blowjob for it then?
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2450308 >># >># There's nothing ballsy about this shit. This is just fucking stupid. Literally romanticizing a game where you try not to stab your stupid sausage fingers.
>> [_] Anon 2450317 >># Please, we're talking a blowjob not a dinner date.
>> [_] Anon 2450357 >># The blowjob comes after obviously.
>> [_] Anon 2450394 >># >He's wearing a fedora Now I wish he had stabbed himself. Lamest fashion trend ever.
>> [_] Anon 2450401 >># I don't think you know what romanticizing means, it has nothing to do with love, that's not what he was complaining about.

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[_] Anon 2408538 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2408562 I always fucking cringe
>> [_] Anon 2408568 I got scars all over my hand from doing this stupid shit as a kid.
>> [_] Anon 2408587 needs a hood
>> [_] Anon 2408594 Oh man every time I see this my hand balls up....
>> [_] Anon 2408654 >># >># >being this bad at stabby finger step it up
>> [_] Anon 2408710 I watched this to see him miss.

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[_] Anon 2308803 post people doing stupid shit
>> [_] Anon 2308811 this http://choualbox.com/kfU7o
>> [_] Anon 2308820 Fuck that was intense. >dat anticipation
>> [_] Anon 2308824 nobody cares about your stupid fads
>> [_] Anon 2308917 >># I wish people doing stupid shit was a fad.
>> [_] Anon 2308924 Ohhhhhh! I have all my fingers~ The knife goes CHOP CHOP CHOP~ If I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off~ And if I hit my fingers~ blood will soon come out~ But all the same I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about~ Ohhhhh! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I'm picking up the speed~ And if I hit my fingers then my hands will start to bleed~
>> [_] Anon 2308936 >># It's only stupid if you fuck up
>> [_] Anon 2308945 Shit, I didn't know there was a song to go along with that.
>> [_] Anon 2308976 Man, I remember the first time I watched this. My stomach was in knots just thinking about if he was going to get through the whole thing or not. I knew a guy back in high school who practiced this with a spoon (as he'd often nick his hand/fingers, and eventually she started using a real knife and ended up cutting one of his fingers really bad.
>> [_] Anon 2308989 THE FAILURES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKZqz1QK m4
>> [_] Anon 2309006 >># he then she? is this a shemale by any chance?
>> [_] Anon 2309015 >># >dat flinch near the start got me hard
>> [_] Anon 2309022 I was doing this before this was a thing. Pretty fun game to whip out at parties. Especially if your smashed.

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[_] Anon 2274334 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2274398 Dude must want attention pretty badly to have learned this as a party trick
>> [_] Anon 2274429 >># Some people just learn how to do weird shit as kids when their parents aren't around. I, for example, can open the tops of soda cans with my teeth. You just use one of your incisors to punch through the aluminum right around the lid, like a can opener.
>> [_] Anon 2274510 >># It's okay to get attention for something that requires some skill. It's called being an entertainer.

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[_] Anon 2187460 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2187471 edgy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2187472 That was cool! fuck >># he sucks dick for a living
>> [_] Anon 2187477 >># Retards like you are why the word edgy is misused.
>> [_] Anon 2187481 my hand is tingling
>> [_] Anon 2187482 the hangover part 3 spoilers dude is 16 and accepted to stanford as a premed and going on to be a fucking surgeon then he plays this game while drunk and chops his finger off what a fucking stupid
>> [_] Anon 2187560 Artist is Rusty Cage, hes on YouTube and Bandcamp, his real music is actually good.
>> [_] Anon 2187565 >>His music is actually good >>Has a knife song Oh fuck off!
>> [_] Anon 2187569 >Not blood Im dissapointed.
>> [_] Anon 2187572 CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2187574 >># Or you could be less pretentious vs music that you've never heard of. One of the two.
>> [_] Anon 2187583 >># But that's part 2, and also not how that happens. Get your shitty movies straight, guy.
>> [_] Anon 2187591 >># >># Wow, you both are fucking stupid. Knife. Edgy. Jesus fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2187597 This whole thread reeks of /b/.
>> [_] Anon 2187602 >># Or I could just not give a flying duck fuck to music I might or might not of heard, one of the one
>> [_] Anon 2187622 Christ, no matter how many times I watch this my asshole never fails to clench
>> [_] Anon 2187679 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI-2VZox YnQ Full song..>.>
>> [_] Anon 2187689 I used to do this at school all the time with a compass. I was a right little bellend.
>> [_] Anon 2187699 I went down to the park, I saw this naked girl. She asked me if I want to fuck, So I gave it a whirl. I had no fucking condoms, I had no plastic bag. I just hope it was worth the risk, and it's not a man in drag. I inspect her thoroughly, I thought that it was fine, but then I noticed something's wrong, and I got his from behind. I woke up in a bedroom, I was completely tied, She came over to check on me, to see if I had died.
>> [_] Anon 2187701 >># I asked what had just happened, and, "Where the Fuck is this?!", She said she likes B-D-S-M, and let out one long piss. She wants me as a toilet, that's all it seems, Then just one flash, I heard a splash, I was having a wet dream. I thought it was disturbing, that I would dream such things, but I guess I can't deny it, neither can my ding-a-ling. I'll never try this out, at least not in real life, because if I ever told her this, I might just lose my wife. She's into kinky things, but not something like this, and why you ask I know so much? Well, I did marry my sis.
>> [_] Anon 2187706 >># >># Is this supposed to be a knife song!?

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[_] Try this at home! Anon 2156739
>> [_] Anon 2156812 I am thouroughly impressed
>> [_] Anon 2156829 I expect at least one image of someone with no fingers.
>> [_] Anon 2156832 This made me happy.

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[_] Anon 2153365
>> [_] Anon 2153367 [Autism intensifies]
>> [_] Anon 2153473 >># doesn't know legends when he sees them
>> [_] Anon 2153519 >thinking this is remotely impressive kids in highschool went faster than that
>> [_] Anon 2153559 >># It's probably more about the song than the knifing.

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[_] Anon 2150418
>> [_] Anon 2150424 Holy crap I can't even do that using a pencil.
>> [_] Anon 2150430 holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2150434 >># >># REQUESTING A DUBSTEP REMIX OF THIS SONG WITH THIS VIDEO LOOPED
>> [_] Anon 2150440 I was waiting after he was finished to stab his hand anyways. I need saving.
>> [_] Anon 2150489 The audio sounds very strange.. Almost computerized.. Is the video accelerated..?
>> [_] Anon 2150495 >># The balls are you talking about?
>> [_] Anon 2150525 I wish he would have finished it instead of pulling his hand out. Stabbing the knife hard in between his fingers at the end would have been cooler.
>> [_] Anon 2150532 I went to the market Where all the families shop I pulled out my Ka-bar And started to chop To the left right left right left right kill Left right left right you know I will I went to the church Where all the families pray I pulled out my machine gun And started to spray To the left right left right left right kill Left right left right you know I will

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[_] Anon 2144881 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2144902 fake and gay
>> [_] Anon 2144903 >># It's not fake.
>> [_] Anon 2144942 >># How can it be fake? FAGGOT.
>> [_] Anon 2145011 This man has the spirit of a honey badger.
>> [_] Anon 2145014 yawn. twice as fast and ill be impressed. kids did this in highschool all the time

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>> [_] Anon 2139939 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI-2VZoxY nQ More music and lyrics
>> [_] Anon 2139990 KEK
>> [_] Anon 2139993 >># [s4s] GET
>> [_] Anon 2139996 KEKHUEKEKHUEKEK
>> [_] Anon 2139999 Dr Kekenstein
>> [_] Anon 2140001 Kek
>> [_] Anon 2140005 >># >># >># >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2140054 i tossed her on the table, i pulled her panties off, i stuffed it right inside her mouth so she won't scream or cough. i stuck my dick inside her, she made me almost miss, i start to thrust it in and out, now im fucking with my sis.
>> [_] Anon 2140068 >># What have you done? >Can't unhear.
>> [_] Anon 2140071 >># you just come up with that now huh
>> [_] Anon 2140077 >># mission accomplished then i guess >># took me maybe 2 minutes after i stopped watching the flash as the tune kept humming in my head

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[_] Anon 2138729 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2138749 even though he didn't get hit i didn't like it. lol
>> [_] Anon 2138762 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2138765 Every time I watch this I question why anyone would ever do this?
>> [_] Anon 2138776 >># what did he lose by doing this?
>> [_] Anon 2138795 nigga go faster
>> [_] Anon 2138836 >># Not a bet, that's for sure.
>> [_] Anon 2138839 i love the song he sings while doing it is their a way to save / download this?
>> [_] Anon 2138849 >># by saving/downloading it
>> [_] Anon 2138853 >># and how would i do this
>> [_] Anon 2138878 >># Scroll to the top of the page. You'll see "Knife song.swf". Right click that and save it. Use a program like SWF Player or just open the file in your browser.
>> [_] Sage01 2138882 >># It looks like he grazed one of his fingers with the knife.

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[_] Anon 2135834
>> [_] Anon 2135923 The guy is Rusty Cage and he's probably my favorite youtube artist. His own songs are amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2135967 knifin around cut cut cut cut cut
>> [_] Anon 2136043 Great, now I want to start doing this again.
>> [_] Anon 2136045 >># Don't forget to upload your results!

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[_] Anon 2100801 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2100810 He bitched out the very last second, plus I've seen better runs. But I will say he does have the best voice for singing the song
>> [_] Anon 2100860 Mumbletypeg.
>> [_] doofaz 2100918 fagget song
>> [_] Anon 2100955 This is just like all the others. if you're gonna post a knife song here, at least make it one where the guy stabs himself
>> [_] Anon 2100974 Remember me that scene from the Alien movie
>> [_] Anon 2101003 >># I was just thinking that.

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[_] Anon 2098826
>> [_] Anon 2098879 what a badass
>> [_] Anon 2098919 Up until the last one, where he loses faith in his ability and moves his had early, he's pretty badass.
>> [_] Anon 2098921 "You seem to have a lot of time on your hands. Not to mention nicks and scratches." Still, this is probably the most badass nursery rhyme ever.
>> [_] Anon 2098923 >># The reason he quit one early is because he makes a mistake at the start of the second verse, hitting the same place twice, I think.
>> [_] Anon 2098931 chopchop.. nice one. i dont have the guts to do that.
>> [_] Anon 2098942 I got suspended once in highschool for doing this with a plastic knife. also it's much less painful to fuck up with a real knife. generally jsut leaves a little bloody hole, the plastic knife would tear my finger the fuck up if I missed. you'll get some scars learning how to do this
>> [_] Anon 2098943 >># Yeah, you're much more hardcore for using a plastic knife.
>> [_] Anon 2098946 >># I got suspended once for rolling a paper wads across my desk and saying "snake eyes". It was completely obvious that I was joking and being stupid (especially since they were paper wads and not dice) but they had to be politically correct fuck wads. Gambling leads to drugs and guns or something. Fuck them.
>> [_] Anon 2098947 >># >a paper wads Good thing I'm an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2098950 >># >># Jesus schools are really shit these days if those baby level stories are true. I've destroyed computers (on accident), thrown fireworks in toilets. Cut classes, made fun of religion. Jesus what else. Plenty of stuff minus actually physically harming anyone. I'm not condoning any of the stuff I've done I'm just saying schools must have become REALLY strict since I was in highschool.
>> [_] Anon 2098952 >># No you were just rich.
>> [_] Anon 2098955 >># just warning anyone who really wants to do this and thinks practicing with a plastic knife will be safer. learn from my mistake. or do it the easy way and practice with a pencil eraser or cigarette or something.
>> [_] Anon 2098956 >># What?
>> [_] Anon 2098958 >># I think it depends more on if you get caught/ who catches you. most teachers would not give a fuck for such things

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[_] Anon 2070776
>> [_] Anon 2070822 Surprisingly soothing
>> [_] Anon 2070823 Was actually looking for this on /f/. Couldn't remember the name of it even though I had it saved. So, thanks /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2070861 delightful.
>> [_] Anon 2070863 It either suffers from audio delay or he's a pussy who pulled his hand away a stab or two too soon.
>> [_] Anon 2070893 >># Or neither. The knife makes a sound both on the stab and on the lift.

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[_] manly monday Anon 2064526
>> [_] Anon 2064589 I got so inspired I tried it and now my pinky is bleeding.
>> [_] Anon 2064646 I used to do this at an old job (DQ) really well, until a customer saw it and complained. The note to my boss went something like this; "While impressive, and certainly with skill, one of your cooks is playing the handchop game near the ingredients, and while he never cut himself, if he did the blood would be a major concern for all customers" Boss was angry at me, to say the least.

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[_] Man up faggots Anon 2047440 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2047468 No thanks, I don't subscribe to traditional gender stereotypes. But that's still fucking ballin'.
>> [_] Anon 2047478 I already did
>> [_] Anon 2047506 I could do this shit faster than that when I was in 7th grade. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2047592 is it me or does he slice himself at the end?
>> [_] Anon 2047618 >># That was a knife not a pencil fag.

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[_] Oh, I have all my fingers... Anon 2009333
>> [_] Anon 2009335 edgy
>> [_] Anon 2009337 i like the song
>> [_] Anon 2009369 Why would someone do this?
>> [_] Anon 2009376 >># A test of skill and manliness. My parents were bikers in the 90s and had a friend who lost this game. He was pissed because it was his middle finger which meant he couldn't give someone the bird. I...never took to motorcycles as a result...
>> [_] Anon 2009388 Fuck, that was electrifying to watch.
>> [_] Anon 2009391 Your finger doesn't come off. I played it once and nailed my index finger, hurt like fuck, wish i didnt do it, and yeah, it bled. But I still have the finger.
>> [_] Anon 2009406 >># I'd assume it depends on the knife, angle, force, and several other factors. >># How many dicks did your mom suck in the mc?
>> [_] Anon 2009468 I have to admit, my anus puckered in fear when he picked up the pace a bit.
>> [_] Anon 2009476 That fucker must have gotten so much pussy that night.
>> [_] Capcracker 2009491 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olC2Q2sgh PM check out this guy.

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[_] Anon 1980263 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1980267 he nearly missed a few times intense
>> [_] Anon 1980274 >># No, he missed all times
>> [_] Anon 1980277 Man those are some serious mental issues at work there. Look in the background, he's a musician with enough passion for it to buy a customized guitar. His hands are what he does, fucking up a finger permanently could mean he starves. No one does that sort of thing to themselves unless there are some deep issues at work.
>> [_] Anon 1980282 >># >psychology.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1980288 >># Come on, the dude is playing handy-knifey with a guitar in the background. It's not that big of a leap to think he's fucked in the head.
>> [_] Anon 1980304 >># >fucking up a finger permanently could mean he starves. >Implying musicians eat normally
>> [_] Anon 1980306 >># >a man plays knifey with a guitar in his room >he is mentally fucked up oh my god he must have deep issues such a horrible world we live in the jews did this
>> [_] Anon 1980336 >># nah, rusty cage is just an edgy kind of guy.
>> [_] Anon 1980405 >># I don't think so Bobby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUbc7cbJ NJE
>> [_] Anon 1980429 Jesus fuck i expected screaming
>> [_] Anon 1980454 That was fucking intense XD
>> [_] Anon 1980459 It doesn't hurt too bad when you miss. You bleed but its hard to cut your own finger off. bones and such tend to get in the way. the worst I've ever gotten is on par with like a cooking accident, but usually if you miss, its about as bad stabbing yourself with a pen.
>> [_] Anon 1980460 >># Not deep issues, recognition of skill.It was a gamble, sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean he did it out of insanity.
>> [_] Anon 1980462 >># >># Imagine what it must have been like for the guy filming the video.
>> [_] Anon 1980469 Didn't think about that :/ looks like a tripod setup though
>> [_] Anon 1980470 >># >># >emoticons I know there's no images allowed to be posted here but seriously
>> [_] Anon 1980478 >># why not?
>> [_] Anon 1980524 >># because it's fucking retarded.
>> [_] !a.JYHERO.U 1980540 What about the knife challenge? Saw this on youtube thought it was pretty cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-P-0wlH3 Bc

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[_] Oh, I have all my fingers... Anon 1963093
>> [_] Anon 1963102 So this is the video the guy at school was telling me about.
>> [_] Anon 1963104 I should do this some day and post the results of my mistakes.
>> [_] Anon 1963109 >># Watching Aliens is your homework. Actually, practicing it slowly A LOT, FOREVER is your homework.
>> [_] Anon 1963147 Why is this so entertaining?!
>> [_] Anon 1963148 Oh shit, that is scary!
>> [_] Anon 1963150 The song of my people
>> [_] Anon 1963244 fuck off reece or josh you kunts
>> [_] Anon 1963263 Guys, he just does it in slow motion then speeds it up You dont see his mouth moving because he just sings it then puts the audio with video

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[_] every post is a repost Anon 1919898 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1919899 repost
>> [_] Anon 1919905 >># second
>> [_] Anon 1919918 >># third
>> [_] Anon 1919940 >># Willis!
>> [_] Anon 1919991 Impressive, but he pulled his hand away slightly too soon. Surely he could manage two or three more jabs, no?
>> [_] Anon 1919994 Hnngh
>> [_] Anon 1919995 Ohhh~ I have all my fingers The knife goes chop chop chop If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers The blood will soon come out But all the same i play this game because that's what it's about Ohh chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop chop I'm picking up the speed If I hit my fingers my hands will start to bleed
>> [_] Anon 1920000 Got to me more than any other gore or screamer flash.
>> [_] Anon 1920021 >># People like to emulate this too, from what I've seen.
>> [_] Anon 1920038 >># yeah I had to stop watching halfway through because I got too uneasy sucks to be squeamish
>> [_] Anon 1920040 >># >># >># fucking pussies
>> [_] Anon 1920056 >># Go chop off your fingers then there Braveheart
>> [_] Anon 1920080 I wonder if he didn't sing the song he would mess up? It seems like a good pace-keeper for him.
>> [_] Anon 1920085 >># pussy quad
>> [_] Anon 1920102 >># You
>> [_] Anon 1920104 >># Quads always beat singles, bro. You fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 1920105 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1920109 >># MY MIND
>> [_] Anon 1920113 >># Wait... What?
>> [_] Anon 1920116 >># what kind of sorcery is this?
>> [_] Anon 1920138 >># I don't even.
>> [_] Anon 1920141 I fucking love this. Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1920150 >># >># >># >># >holy shit its so hard to call your own number on the slowest board Unless samefag troll, this is pretty sad.
>> [_] Anon 1920151 >># it really isn't too difficult.
>> [_] Anon 1920157 >># Try searching Knife Song on Youtube. Seriously, give it a try, it's not really all that difficult. Apparently that's what kids call Five Finger Filet now. All thanks to this. The song is catchy sure, and I sure as hell can't do it, but he's slow compared to most. >"Hurr durr, you try it then." Just because I can't do it doesn't mean I can't tell that it's not impressive. Imagine a man who can juggle three balls, for five seconds. I can't do that, maybe you can't do it, but we can all laugh at how shitty he is.
>> [_] Anon 1920158 >># >but we can all laugh at how shitty he is. No, you can't, you hypocritical moron.
>> [_] Anon 1920165 >># I'm doing it right now, come at me bro.

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>> [_] Anon 1907295 I expected gore. I am dissapoint
>> [_] Anon 1907298 I expected speed. >disappointed on 2 scales
>> [_] Anon 1907301 this shit is intense
>> [_] Anon 1907338 >># That was fast for mumbldypeg. The amount of skill it takes to go fast and not stab your hand is fucking nuts. The fact that he's singing as well is pretty damn impressive.
>> [_] Anon 1907348 >># Got a point. It may not seem impressive at all, but then I tried it. I won't make that mistake twice...
>> [_] Anon 1907351 Very catchy.
>> [_] Anon 1907352 You need training, training and more training to do this!
>> [_] Anon 1907388 Video response guys You do it better?
>> [_] Anon 1907414 >># Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 1907418 Good show.
>> [_] Anon 1907467 aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1907476 It IS pretty catchy.
>> [_] Anon 1907522 i watched a few seconds, im used to gore, but i just dont want to see it happen.
>> [_] Anon 1907647 >># It doesn't happen