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[_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)01:12 No.2132284
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>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:10 No.2132323
not even half the skill of a medium level pianist
shithands
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:16 No.2132328
>>2132323
lel I was going to say the same.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:18 No.2132329
>>2132323
Go get the best living pianist. He could never do that. Not because it takes so much more skill,
but because it's so radically different.
That you even compared the two in the first place makes you retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:39 No.2132354
a few things ran through my mind when i saw this.
1. i want one
2. thats crazy as it actually sounds good
3. i want one
4. i want one
5. i fucking want one
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:08 No.2132387
>>2132354
If I had one, I'd probably end up loading it with farting and belching sounds and make something
purely shit compared to this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:41 No.2132401
>>2132329
>one task cannot be more difficult than another unrelated task
You're an idiot.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:42 No.2132403
How about learning to play an instrument so you can make real music?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:43 No.2132405
>>2132329
What he is saying is that it takes more skill and practice to be a mid-level pianist than to
compose and perform this piece.
You aspie piece of shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:55 No.2132410
>>2132403
>Electronic music
>Not "real" music
>Because playing guitar and piano is real music
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:01 No.2132412
>>2132410
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTySpF1U4rQ
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:07 No.2132413
>>2132410
Theres a difference between sound that comes from a vibrating string or reed and the sound that
comes from a circuit board and out of a speaker. They are both music but one is more 'true' than
the other.
Imagine taking this electric box thing back to the middle ages. The denizens of that time would
likely think theres a demon inside it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:23 No.2132421
I love this everytime its posted
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:23 No.2132422
>>2132405
>>2132387
Angry shit pianists detected.
You'll never be good.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:26 No.2132425
>>2132403
I would be very surprised if he didn't know at least one instrument.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:28 No.2132427
>>2132425
You're looking at one in the video.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:29 No.2132428
>>2132413
>>2132405
If effort alone made anything good, no one would be an utter failure or mediocre. Also consider
that the person also had to get the appropriate sound samples, map them to the various buttons,
and then learn the proper pattern to get the song they wanted. Holy shit, that sounds like
finding a proper instrument, learning to play it, and learning to play it properly, I guess it's
not truly music though because it doesn't have strings or involve one having to blow air through
the metal equivalent of a hippo's shit tubes, or involves good fellatio skills.
It's fucking soundwaves you insipid fucks, if it sounds good, it sounds good, subjectively or
otherwise. Hell, the best songs on things like piano can't be played by human hands.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:30 No.2132429
>>2132425
This.... But shitstep is still shitstep.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:31 No.2132430
>>2132422
What I meant by >>2132387 is that I'd be pretty shit at learning how to play it, though more by
rote of having no musical skill than anything. You know, like how you'd get a Talkboy, try to use
it in the commercial, and end up just recording stupid shit on it rather than using it to do
things like spying or journalism? Pearls before swine sort of deal.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:31 No.2132432
>>2132429
Not dubstep. Try again later.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:42 No.2132438
>>2132432
Why don't you go back to slurping on skrillex's vagina.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)05:13 No.2132452
Electronic music has been a concept since we figured out how to make electronics make sound. It's
no different starting out than any other music, electric guitars and other instruments freaked
people the hell out when they first came to be, and a lot of older people didn't like it, but the
younger generations liked it because it was different and more of their creation than their
parent's music. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not music, it's just not music
to you. Just the same as country and slow dance songs aren't music to me. It also depends on
where you grow up. Your definition of music is subjective to which older students you idolized in
school just because you wanted to be part of their crowd. So everyone grow the hell up and either
listen or don't listen.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)05:39 No.2132465
>>2132452
I like you. You seem like a level headed, open minded individual who reserves judgement as much
as possible.
You want to be friends?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:11 No.2132480
anyone got eh youtube link?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:17 No.2132482
>>2132480
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC5TsSyNjU
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:18 No.2132484
Sounds a lot like Madeon. Is it?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:31 No.2132493
Look, I believe we can solve this
1. electronic music is no lesser than any other kind of music
2. this particular song is shit
3. performing it didn't take as much effort as playing most popular instruments but who the fuck
cares
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:43 No.2132496
>>2132412
Speaking of talent, whoever made this has none. I'm not sure how the "lip-syncing" works on SFM
but I've seen it used almost perfectly and this is as far from perfect as I imagine you can get.
It's like a skull just opening and closing it's jaws.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:03 No.2132504
Bach is laughing his ass off in heaven right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:08 No.2132509
>>2132504
What does that mean exactly?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:25 No.2132525
>>2132403
>>2132413
The guy used to be a really good pianist. Also he creates all those samples himself (even though
they are from other songs)
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:33 No.2132528
>>2132438
skrillex isn't dubstep, it's electronica. Try again later.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:35 No.2132530
>>2132528
electronica doesn't exist tho
go ahead, define electronica for me
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:35 No.2132531
>>2132504
Bach could only dream about having a device like this. If he could of got a hold of one in his
time, he'd buy 10. Bach loved music. This is music.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:36 No.2132532
THIS SHIT IS SICK AS FUCK.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:39 No.2132533
>>2132530
"Electronica is a music genre composed within a wide range of contemporary electronic music
designed for a wide range of uses, including foreground listening, some forms of dancing, and
background music for other activities. Unlike electronic dance music not all examples of
electronica are necessarily made for dancing.[1][2] In the United States genres such as techno,
downtempo, and ambient are among those encompassed by the umbrella term, entering the American
mainstream from "alternative" or "underground" venues during the late 1990s.[2][3] This music
became popular with the German band Kraftwerk." - wikipedia
also 1/10 troll. Made me shove shit from wiki onto a post to prove a stupid point.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:39 No.2132534
>>2132413
You understand that people making electronic music are literally doing the same exact thing as
composers like Bach and Beethoven, right?
The obvious difference is that computerized sequencers let you hear the music in realtime while
it's being created, while composers in the 17th and 18th century had to get people to play the
music for them and write it down on paper.
As for you people talking about this guy's performance, he's isn't making this music realtime, he
made it beforehand in a music sequencer and then bound the different pieces of it onto his pad in
a way that he could repeat.
Think of it more as a choreographed dance for your fingers or playing a game like guitar hero
blindfolded. He is NOT playing an instrument.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:44 No.2132536
>>2132534
I should add that I think this track takes several extremely popular songs and combines them into
something completely original.
It's an amazing mashup that he put a lot of effort into.
If only you people knew how hard it is to match, master, and modulate music like this into one
fluent sting that's audibly appealing.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:44 No.2132537
>>2132533
Just so we're clear, I'm a different anon than the one who was defending Skrillex
The thing is electronica is such a broad fucking term, if you say Skrillex is electronica then
you might as well say it's dubstep
Electronica as a term sprung up during the 90s wave of electronic music, and stuck because it
made said electronic music marketable.
Electronica as a well defined genre doesn't exist.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:45 No.2132539
>>2132536
I think almost all of the guys tracks at the moment are mashups, and every single one of them
pretty awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:46 No.2132540
>>2132537
Electo is the genre. Dubstep, Breaks, D&B, etc... are all subgenres.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:49 No.2132541
>>2132329
>Not because it takes so much more skill, but because it's so radically different.
So is belching the national anthem instead of singing it. The former is still only impressive to
prepubescent kiddies.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:50 No.2132543
>>2132540
Well then is encompasses a whole lot of wildly different subgenres
Still kinda makes it worthless for describing any music imo
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:53 No.2132544
>>2132543
That's what a genre is bud.
You're being one of those guys that goes, "It's not rock man, it's alternative post-rock."
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:55 No.2132545
>>2132544
oh shit
sorry
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:05 No.2132550
it's not as elegant as the piano. with this device you can play songs composed of recordings
which are physically impossible to perform otherwise but there's little merit it if it's not
within a person's own capability.
the performance of dexterity is indeed impressive but at the same time entirely arbitrary. the
customizability backfires here because any recording can be placed anywhere and only the
performer knows which plays what. that leaves no room to teach others or to learn from/criticize
by speculating. in the end it functions like a synthetic keyboard 2.0, but i'll never acknowledge
it as an actual worthy instrument.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:09 No.2132553
>>2132544
>>2132545
No wait, I'm not thinking straight here
Why does it need to be split into electronic music and electronica then? Why do you need two
genres just because there's an age difference between the subgenres contained?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:11 No.2132555
Dont let anyone tell you how to judge music.
Thats like judging people on how they dance.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:13 No.2132556
>>2132428
>sounds good
It doesn't sound good
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:46 No.2132578
>>2132329
You dickfarts need your hands cut.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:51 No.2132580
>>2132329
Not the guy you responded to. That thing is actually easier to play, it's even ordered so that
every not in each octave is in their own individual row. Want to go down an octave? Just push the
button below it. Want to do that with a piano? Move your entire arm and hand down seven keys in
the same amount of time and that's just one note.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:58 No.2132583
>>2132401
>>2132405
>>2132541
>>2132578
>>2132580
You're retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:01 No.2132587
>>2132553
They're pretty much just different names for the same thing. Some people argue that there are
very slight differences, but it really doesn't matter. A genre is just a way to categorize music,
it's not a bible that you have to follow to the dot. The meanings rapidly change and evolve as
new music is made that doesn't necessarily fit into one specific category. One person's
definition might be different from another's. Genres are only really set in stone when the mass
public comes to acknowledge one definition as right.
Most people refer to the genre as Electro or EDM (Electro Dance Music), but it's really just
personal preference.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:12 No.2132595
>>2132531
bach loved pretty music. not toilet noise
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:36 No.2132611
>this whole thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSty1MHIFA
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:30 No.2132622
>>2132580
Easier from a mechanical perspective, but there's more to an instrument than simply mechanical
action. Two big differences between this keypad and a piano are that a) a piano isn't as
time-sensitive, and b) a piano has a wider margin of error.
Piano players can play a 70 BPM piece at 60 or 80 BPM without too many people noticing, while the
keypad would expose such error if samples were made with a strict 70 BPM expectation; pianos play
pure and infinite noise, while the keypad plays time-sensitive sound. And despite the convenient
arrangement possibilities (such as octal-based), hitting the wrong keypad key could play an
entirely incorrect sound. An off-by-one-key voice sample rather than a synth chord (or a
different voice sample) would buck the entire permanence, while hitting a C# instead of C just
causes transient disharmony
tl;dr - the two instruments require different skillsets, and neither is "easier" than the other
to make music on
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:39 No.2132626
Is this supposed to be impressive? Because if it is, it still sounds like shit to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:40 No.2132628
>>2132329
but because it's so radically different. . . .
hahaha what a douchebag
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:46 No.2132632
>>2132428
what the fuck are you on about ?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:55 No.2132641
He's not even that good with a pad. Here, compare them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnJY5u6cC7A
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:58 No.2132642
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVadl4ocX0M