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This is resource PY3DYM5, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:3/10 -2013 08:23:05

Ended:3/10 -2013 18:28:43

Checked:3/10 -2013 21:05:01

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2132284
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 61.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Godhands.swf-(8.67 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)01:12 No.2132284

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:10 No.2132323

  not even half the skill of a medium level pianist

  shithands

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:16 No.2132328

  >>2132323
  lel I was going to say the same.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:18 No.2132329

  >>2132323

  Go get the best living pianist. He could never do that. Not because it takes so much more skill,
  but because it's so radically different.

  That you even compared the two in the first place makes you retarded.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)02:39 No.2132354

  a few things ran through my mind when i saw this.

  1. i want one
  2. thats crazy as it actually sounds good
  3. i want one
  4. i want one
  5. i fucking want one

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:08 No.2132387

  >>2132354
  If I had one, I'd probably end up loading it with farting and belching sounds and make something
  purely shit compared to this

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:41 No.2132401

  >>2132329
  >one task cannot be more difficult than another unrelated task

  You're an idiot.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:42 No.2132403

  How about learning to play an instrument so you can make real music?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:43 No.2132405

  >>2132329
  What he is saying is that it takes more skill and practice to be a mid-level pianist than to
  compose and perform this piece.

  You aspie piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)03:55 No.2132410

  >>2132403
  >Electronic music
  >Not "real" music
  >Because playing guitar and piano is real music

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:01 No.2132412

  >>2132410
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTySpF1U4rQ

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:07 No.2132413

  >>2132410
  Theres a difference between sound that comes from a vibrating string or reed and the sound that
  comes from a circuit board and out of a speaker. They are both music but one is more 'true' than
  the other.
  Imagine taking this electric box thing back to the middle ages. The denizens of that time would
  likely think theres a demon inside it.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:23 No.2132421

  I love this everytime its posted

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:23 No.2132422

  >>2132405
  >>2132387

  Angry shit pianists detected.

  You'll never be good.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:26 No.2132425

  >>2132403
  I would be very surprised if he didn't know at least one instrument.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:28 No.2132427

  >>2132425

  You're looking at one in the video.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:29 No.2132428

  >>2132413
  >>2132405
  If effort alone made anything good, no one would be an utter failure or mediocre. Also consider
  that the person also had to get the appropriate sound samples, map them to the various buttons,
  and then learn the proper pattern to get the song they wanted. Holy shit, that sounds like
  finding a proper instrument, learning to play it, and learning to play it properly, I guess it's
  not truly music though because it doesn't have strings or involve one having to blow air through
  the metal equivalent of a hippo's shit tubes, or involves good fellatio skills.

  It's fucking soundwaves you insipid fucks, if it sounds good, it sounds good, subjectively or
  otherwise. Hell, the best songs on things like piano can't be played by human hands.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:30 No.2132429

  >>2132425
  This.... But shitstep is still shitstep.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:31 No.2132430

  >>2132422
  What I meant by >>2132387 is that I'd be pretty shit at learning how to play it, though more by
  rote of having no musical skill than anything. You know, like how you'd get a Talkboy, try to use
  it in the commercial, and end up just recording stupid shit on it rather than using it to do
  things like spying or journalism? Pearls before swine sort of deal.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:31 No.2132432

  >>2132429

  Not dubstep. Try again later.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)04:42 No.2132438

  >>2132432
  Why don't you go back to slurping on skrillex's vagina.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)05:13 No.2132452

  Electronic music has been a concept since we figured out how to make electronics make sound. It's
  no different starting out than any other music, electric guitars and other instruments freaked
  people the hell out when they first came to be, and a lot of older people didn't like it, but the
  younger generations liked it because it was different and more of their creation than their
  parent's music. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not music, it's just not music
  to you. Just the same as country and slow dance songs aren't music to me. It also depends on
  where you grow up. Your definition of music is subjective to which older students you idolized in
  school just because you wanted to be part of their crowd. So everyone grow the hell up and either
  listen or don't listen.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)05:39 No.2132465

  >>2132452

  I like you. You seem like a level headed, open minded individual who reserves judgement as much
  as possible.

  You want to be friends?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:11 No.2132480

  anyone got eh youtube link?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:17 No.2132482

  >>2132480
  >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC5TsSyNjU

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:18 No.2132484

  Sounds a lot like Madeon. Is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:31 No.2132493

  Look, I believe we can solve this
  1. electronic music is no lesser than any other kind of music
  2. this particular song is shit
  3. performing it didn't take as much effort as playing most popular instruments but who the fuck
  cares

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)06:43 No.2132496

  >>2132412

  Speaking of talent, whoever made this has none. I'm not sure how the "lip-syncing" works on SFM
  but I've seen it used almost perfectly and this is as far from perfect as I imagine you can get.
  It's like a skull just opening and closing it's jaws.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:03 No.2132504

  Bach is laughing his ass off in heaven right now.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:08 No.2132509

  >>2132504

  What does that mean exactly?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:25 No.2132525

  >>2132403
  >>2132413
  The guy used to be a really good pianist. Also he creates all those samples himself (even though
  they are from other songs)

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:33 No.2132528

  >>2132438
  skrillex isn't dubstep, it's electronica. Try again later.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:35 No.2132530

  >>2132528
  electronica doesn't exist tho
  go ahead, define electronica for me

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:35 No.2132531

  >>2132504
  Bach could only dream about having a device like this. If he could of got a hold of one in his
  time, he'd buy 10. Bach loved music. This is music.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:36 No.2132532

  THIS SHIT IS SICK AS FUCK.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:39 No.2132533

  >>2132530
  "Electronica is a music genre composed within a wide range of contemporary electronic music
  designed for a wide range of uses, including foreground listening, some forms of dancing, and
  background music for other activities. Unlike electronic dance music not all examples of
  electronica are necessarily made for dancing.[1][2] In the United States genres such as techno,
  downtempo, and ambient are among those encompassed by the umbrella term, entering the American
  mainstream from "alternative" or "underground" venues during the late 1990s.[2][3] This music
  became popular with the German band Kraftwerk." - wikipedia

  also 1/10 troll. Made me shove shit from wiki onto a post to prove a stupid point.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:39 No.2132534

  >>2132413
  You understand that people making electronic music are literally doing the same exact thing as
  composers like Bach and Beethoven, right?

  The obvious difference is that computerized sequencers let you hear the music in realtime while
  it's being created, while composers in the 17th and 18th century had to get people to play the
  music for them and write it down on paper.
  As for you people talking about this guy's performance, he's isn't making this music realtime, he
  made it beforehand in a music sequencer and then bound the different pieces of it onto his pad in
  a way that he could repeat.

  Think of it more as a choreographed dance for your fingers or playing a game like guitar hero
  blindfolded. He is NOT playing an instrument.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:44 No.2132536

  >>2132534
  I should add that I think this track takes several extremely popular songs and combines them into
  something completely original.
  It's an amazing mashup that he put a lot of effort into.
  If only you people knew how hard it is to match, master, and modulate music like this into one
  fluent sting that's audibly appealing.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:44 No.2132537

  >>2132533
  Just so we're clear, I'm a different anon than the one who was defending Skrillex
  The thing is electronica is such a broad fucking term, if you say Skrillex is electronica then
  you might as well say it's dubstep
  Electronica as a term sprung up during the 90s wave of electronic music, and stuck because it
  made said electronic music marketable.
  Electronica as a well defined genre doesn't exist.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:45 No.2132539

  >>2132536
  I think almost all of the guys tracks at the moment are mashups, and every single one of them
  pretty awesome.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:46 No.2132540

  >>2132537
  Electo is the genre. Dubstep, Breaks, D&B, etc... are all subgenres.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:49 No.2132541

  >>2132329

  >Not because it takes so much more skill, but because it's so radically different.

  So is belching the national anthem instead of singing it. The former is still only impressive to
  prepubescent kiddies.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:50 No.2132543

  >>2132540
  Well then is encompasses a whole lot of wildly different subgenres
  Still kinda makes it worthless for describing any music imo

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:53 No.2132544

  >>2132543
  That's what a genre is bud.
  You're being one of those guys that goes, "It's not rock man, it's alternative post-rock."

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)07:55 No.2132545

  >>2132544
  oh shit
  sorry

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:05 No.2132550

  it's not as elegant as the piano. with this device you can play songs composed of recordings
  which are physically impossible to perform otherwise but there's little merit it if it's not
  within a person's own capability.

  the performance of dexterity is indeed impressive but at the same time entirely arbitrary. the
  customizability backfires here because any recording can be placed anywhere and only the
  performer knows which plays what. that leaves no room to teach others or to learn from/criticize
  by speculating. in the end it functions like a synthetic keyboard 2.0, but i'll never acknowledge
  it as an actual worthy instrument.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:09 No.2132553

  >>2132544
  >>2132545
  No wait, I'm not thinking straight here
  Why does it need to be split into electronic music and electronica then? Why do you need two
  genres just because there's an age difference between the subgenres contained?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:11 No.2132555

  Dont let anyone tell you how to judge music.
  Thats like judging people on how they dance.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:13 No.2132556

  >>2132428
  >sounds good
  It doesn't sound good

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:46 No.2132578

  >>2132329
  You dickfarts need your hands cut.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:51 No.2132580

  >>2132329
  Not the guy you responded to. That thing is actually easier to play, it's even ordered so that
  every not in each octave is in their own individual row. Want to go down an octave? Just push the
  button below it. Want to do that with a piano? Move your entire arm and hand down seven keys in
  the same amount of time and that's just one note.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)08:58 No.2132583

  >>2132401
  >>2132405
  >>2132541
  >>2132578
  >>2132580
  You're retarded

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:01 No.2132587

  >>2132553
  They're pretty much just different names for the same thing. Some people argue that there are
  very slight differences, but it really doesn't matter. A genre is just a way to categorize music,
  it's not a bible that you have to follow to the dot. The meanings rapidly change and evolve as
  new music is made that doesn't necessarily fit into one specific category. One person's
  definition might be different from another's. Genres are only really set in stone when the mass
  public comes to acknowledge one definition as right.

  Most people refer to the genre as Electro or EDM (Electro Dance Music), but it's really just
  personal preference.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:12 No.2132595

  >>2132531
  bach loved pretty music. not toilet noise

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)09:36 No.2132611

  >this whole thread
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSty1MHIFA

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:30 No.2132622

  >>2132580
  Easier from a mechanical perspective, but there's more to an instrument than simply mechanical
  action. Two big differences between this keypad and a piano are that a) a piano isn't as
  time-sensitive, and b) a piano has a wider margin of error.

  Piano players can play a 70 BPM piece at 60 or 80 BPM without too many people noticing, while the
  keypad would expose such error if samples were made with a strict 70 BPM expectation; pianos play
  pure and infinite noise, while the keypad plays time-sensitive sound. And despite the convenient
  arrangement possibilities (such as octal-based), hitting the wrong keypad key could play an
  entirely incorrect sound. An off-by-one-key voice sample rather than a synth chord (or a
  different voice sample) would buck the entire permanence, while hitting a C# instead of C just
  causes transient disharmony

  tl;dr - the two instruments require different skillsets, and neither is "easier" than the other
  to make music on

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:39 No.2132626

  Is this supposed to be impressive? Because if it is, it still sounds like shit to me.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:40 No.2132628

  >>2132329
  but because it's so radically different. . . .
  hahaha what a douchebag

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:46 No.2132632

  >>2132428
  what the fuck are you on about ?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:55 No.2132641

  He's not even that good with a pad. Here, compare them.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnJY5u6cC7A

>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/13(Thu)10:58 No.2132642

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVadl4ocX0M



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