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[_] Get some culture, you Plebeians. Anonymous 08/16/13(Fri)23:45 No.2079923
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/13(Fri)23:51 No.2079930
The animation reminds me a bit of Harvey Birdman
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/13(Fri)23:54 No.2079933
I like that all that is said is satire however I would not be surprised in teh slightest if most
of 4chunz believed that all of it is true.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:01 No.2079941
>This is what religious people actually believe.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:05 No.2079950
>>2079941
let's not start this again
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:10 No.2079958
>This is what reddit people actually believe.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:10 No.2079959
"Few people find eternal life." (Matthew 7:14)
The USA is headed downhill because it has abandoned God and rejected His Gospel. Trillions in
debt, 2 ongoing wars, worldwide hatred of us, obesity on the rise, cancer on the rise, pedophilia
on the rise, homosexuality on the rise, our government is completely corrupt, our rights are
slowly being eroded away...
But at least we can make funny little flash animations mocking Jesus heehee.
This country is damned and lost, return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:13 No.2079964
>>2079959
Almost everyone is insanely religious. Shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:21 No.2079971
>>2079959
if anything, Its the insanely religious ruining it. fuck off
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:21 No.2079972
why are the whites so extremist with everything?
also:
>fucking neofeminist
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:26 No.2079976
>>2079964
>Almost everyone is insanely religious.
As an American, I must disagree. Most people in America may attend church, but afterwards they'll
go home and look at porn and watch filthy shows, thinking that because they said a prayer at
Bible camp they're doing ok.
They draw near to God with their lips but their hearts are far from Him. Jesus said "Not everyone
who calls me 'Lord' will enter heaven, but only he that does the will of my Father." (Matthew
7:21)
America is FULL of false Christians. Christians who spend more time in a movie theatre than they
ever DREAMED of with God. Christians who worship money, sex, and entertainment and never draw
near to God in prayer and fasting. Christians who know nothing of what the Bible says, and
therefore fail to keep its commandments.
Yes, America is full of "religious" people. Doesn't change what I said though. Judgment starts in
the house of God and all who refuse to repent will be damned.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:29 No.2079978
"Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man." (Ecclesiastes 12:13)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:30 No.2079979
>>2079971
>>2079964
Confirmed for not being Americans
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:30 No.2079980
"Unless you repent you will all perish." (Luke 13:3)
Sin isn't worth it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:31 No.2079981
despite the religion that a civilization believe, we know that any religion is a tool that is
made for fear the bestiality humans, the fear of do "bad" its that it keep them for killing each
other. but they are lost the "fear" they do not (at least the majority) the enough intelligence
to live "free". they have to be rule for they own sake.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:32 No.2079982
"Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the
propitiation for our sins." (1 John 4:10)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:33 No.2079984
>>2079981
What you know is subjective and ultimately wrong. Everything you believe - from basic morality to
the origin of the universe - is wrong because you are outside of Christ.
You profess yourself to be wise but in reality you are a fool. Humble yourself before God before
it is too late. Before you die.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:35 No.2079989
"Fools make a mock of sin." (Proverbs 14:9)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:37 No.2079991
BELIEVE THE GOSPEL WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME.
EVERYONE GETS ONE WARNING.
With one hand God holds back His wrath, and with the other He beckons you to follow Him. One day
both hands will drop, and the door will slam shut, and there will be no more hope for eternal
life.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:37 No.2079992
>>2079984
i have taste the fruits out your garden, i have been growing out of you shed. cattle you need to
learn diplomacy. You point everyone telling them they are fool ones. Even your priests tell you
every time what you are, a sheep. All the cattle is for feed the pastor.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:38 No.2079994
lol religionfags
go back to biblethumping and hating gays, your bullshit doesnt belong on 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:39 No.2079996
>>2079994
Good goyim
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:40 No.2079998
>>2079992
Others may be cattle for the pastor, but my shepherd is the Good Shepherd, and He lays down His
life for the sheep.
Yes, there are many wolves who come in and scatter the flock, but there is also a Good Shepherd
who loves His sheep and is known of them. They will hear His voice and follow Him.
Turn to Jesus, not a pastor.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:43 No.2080002
THERE IS STILL TIME TO HAVE YOUR SINS WASHED AWAY.
I GREW UP IN THE CHURCH BUT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS LUKEWARM. I LOVED MY SIN. I WAS NEVER TAUGHT TO
REPENT, OR TO FEAR GOD, OR TO SPEND TIME IN PRAYER. INSTEAD CHURCH WAS JUST A SOCIAL ACTIVITY
WITH VIDEO GAMES AND GIRLS.
BUT 5 YEARS AGO THE HOLY SPIRIT FELL ON ME AND I SAW MY SINS IN THE LIGHT OF GOD'S HOLINESS, AND
AT THAT MOMENT I REALIZED WHO GOD WAS AND HOW I HAD OFFENDED HIM.
OH FRIENDS IF YOU COULD ONLY FOR A SECOND REALIZE HOW GRAVE AND HORRIBLE YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD
ARE.
AT THAT MOMENT, I TURNED TO JESUS CHRIST WITH SINCERITY, AND I ASKED HIM TO PLEASE WASH MY SINS
AWAY.
INSTANTLY, I WAS CLEAN. CLEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE! OH FRIENDS THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT!
ALLL MY SINS ARE GONE!
JOIN ME! THIS IS NOT RELIGION, THIS IS REALITY. TURN TO JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU EVEN NOW.
You don't know when you will die.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:44 No.2080003
>>2079998
Much respect to you, brother. Thank you for keeping with His word. You are an inspiration in
these dark times.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:45 No.2080005
There is a fountain filled with blood
Drawn from Immanuel's veins
And sinners plunged beneath that flood
Lose all their guilty stains
The dying thief rejoiced to see that fountain in his day
And there have I, though vile as he, washed al my sins away!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:46 No.2080006
>>2080003
Please pray for me. Tomorrow I head out to street preach. God bless you for the encouraging
words, they mean a lot to me. More than you know. :)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:46 No.2080007
>>2079998
you mindless beast, in this world of ilusions you have blinded yourself, but that is ok as long
as you respect the life itself... but im afraid that is not the case. the man that you call jesus
where an unchained one, he free himself, it sad that you kind use he release to chain all of you.
do not be so egocentric "christian" all this experience is not just about yourselves. not even
you.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:49 No.2080010
>>2079984
And tell me, dear friend, what of all the people who were born into situations where they would
never hear of Jesus? Children who die of some disease before they can even comprehend? Those born
into, say, North Korea, or some similarly oppressive country, where Christianity is
banned/censored? (I don't know if they censor that in Best Korea, I'm just using it as an
example). Will they burn in hell for not knowing Jesus? I think you're misinterpreting the Bible,
anon. God sent Jesus to die for all of our sins. ALL of us. When it says in the Bible to know
Jesus, it means to know his teachings. He teaches us to love others as we love ourselves. To be
nice to each other. To do good deeds. To be good people. To lead good lives. Eternal torture is
kind of a big price to pay for ignorance, don't you thing?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:50 No.2080011
>>2080007
Turn from your blasphemies while there is still time.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:50 No.2080013
"The Heavens to God, the abyss to Satan, and the earthly realms to Man."
-Me
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:51 No.2080015
>>2080010
>thing?
I meant to say "think". I'm tired.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:51 No.2080016
>>2079976
I am intrigued. How do I go about getting to this "compund?"
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:55 No.2080022
>>2080010
"For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being
understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are
without excuse:" (Romans 1:20)
"In the times of this ignorance, God overlooked, but now commandeth all men everywhere to
repent." (Acts 17:29)
>North Korea
There is a large underground Christian population in that nation. Those people are real
Christians. They die for the faith. They give up everything to spread the Gospel in fear of their
lives.
>When it says in the Bible to know Jesus, it means to know his teachings.
"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father but by me." (John 14:6)
"This is the work of God, that ye believe on [me.]" (John 6:29)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:56 No.2080026
>>2080013
Jesus rules the abyss.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:56 No.2080027
>>2080010
>He teaches us to love others as we love ourselves.
He also taught us to turn from our sins, fear God, and obey Him. Loving others is only part of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:57 No.2080028
>>2080011
blasphemies?! you call about blasphemies?!
you came to our world, we give your room
you bring you hunger, we give you food
you came intoxicated, we purificated you.
but all of you turn your back to us, you start claiming that we enslaved you, we give you good
earth to prospere,
you start blaming us, hating us, we leave peacefull
but that wasnt enough to you kind, you hunted us, you almost exterminate us. and know you say
that my word are blasphemies to you?! you ungrateful beast.
you bring yourselves to the chaos that you live today, and you keep blaming us for your own
misfortune and decay.
you are hypocrites.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)00:58 No.2080029
>>2080010
why are you talking as if good deeds can be only taught by god's teachings? god was never a
necessary factor for people to be "good". and what is "good" to begin with? it changes with the
progression of mankind, to control and bring order to the people. what is ethical now can be
unethical later, and vice versa. god is just a giant fairy tale that was created long ago as a
tool to manipulate others, and continues to exist until today because those in power crushed
whoever got in their way to become king of the hill.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:00 No.2080033
>>2080029
"No one is good but God." (Mark 10:18)
Self righteous and arrogant, you don't know what good is, friend. Holding the door open for
grandma and giving to charity doesn't make you a "good person."
You're still a sinner, a criminal before God, and you still need a savior. God is absolutely
necessary.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:04 No.2080036
>>2080010
The god of the bible is a god of law. To break his law in any way is to earn his wrath. But he is
also a fair god, he sent his son to redeem us of the sins that cannot be redeemed by any amount
of good works or kindness. Surely I say to you that these things will earn you treasures in the
kingdom of heaven but your salvation can only be brought through Christ alone. God is just, and
he is fair, how he deals with those who never got the chance to hear his word I do not know. I
can only guess that it is fair and just. Christianity went through a period before the
reformation where people believed that they could get into heaven through charitible acts. This
lead to a "I'm good enough" attitude and an accepting of sin. Salvation through faith alone is
the only answer.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:07 No.2080038
>>2080033
Then what of the people who never got a chance to know God? What happens to them?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:08 No.2080039
Oh fuck here we go.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:10 No.2080042
>>2080038
See >>2080036
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:12 No.2080045
>>2080033
It is only God who says he is needed. None other have claimed it but in the wake of the original
pronouncement.
You are all fools.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:12 No.2080048
>>2080036
>i do not know
yeah, of course you don't. you don't know anything at all except from what you've read in a book.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:14 No.2080049
>>2080036
And before Christianity? The Bible says that God has existed since the beginning, but prior to
Jesus whose law was absolute? The Jews? Maybe the Zoroastrians and Mesopotamian deities that came
before? Or did God just hide out backstage, letting these other pretenders wreck everybody's shit
before swooping in to be all like "All right, faggots, I got this."
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:14 No.2080050
God has infinity popped collars. You cannot disprove this.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:15 No.2080051
>>2080048
You know even less.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:16 No.2080054
>>2080049
Bible in comic form: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcz25mkXl1M
The Story of God in Rap Form: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4cL-Zcxa9M
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:17 No.2080055
>>2080051
prove it from that book of yours, oh wait you can't because you don't know
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:17 No.2080056
>>2080054
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcz25mkXl1M
I got to "Chick Publications." Either trolling, or seriously deluded.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:18 No.2080057
>>2080049
yhwh kill his brothers, that they had been weakend by their wars, to over rule the good earth.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:19 No.2080059
>>2080057
So God does it and it's okay. Cain does it, aaaaaand banishment.
God's a douche.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:20 No.2080060
>>2080059
he was douche when he was alive.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:22 No.2080064
>>2080057
That's luciferian doctrine. The idea that Yahweh was not God alone, and instead warred against
other gods for control of this earth.
That's Luciferian. Remember Lucifer tried to overthrow God and we are told he was an angel in the
Bible.
Jehovah alone is God.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:22 No.2080065
>>2080060
>Alive
>Yhwh was once a warlord raised to near-mythic status by ancestor worship and unbelievably good
luck/conquest
It all makes fucking sense now.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:23 No.2080067
>>2080056
Soften your heart while you still can.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:24 No.2080068
>>2080064
>luciferian
you know that they based they sect in stolen knowledge right?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:24 No.2080070
I am a prophet of the great Jehovah, and I bring testament from the Heavens. Heed this third
testament and know:
"Don't be a douche. Really. It doesn't all matter much in the end."
The word of Jehovah has been spoken!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:25 No.2080074
>>2080055
"But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto
him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." (1 Corinthians 2:14)
Jesus places the prerequisite for understanding who He is on the honesty of your own heart. Jesus
healed the sick, raised the dead, cured the lepers, and cast out demons and people STILL
disbelieved Him.
What makes you think "proof" will convince you? Though a man raise from the dead, you still will
not believe without the Holy Spirit.
Soften your heart and seek the Lord while there is still time.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:26 No.2080076
>>2080070
There's still time to repent. Blasphemy carries a serious punishment.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:28 No.2080078
>>2080076
Any god so easily offended does not deserve my veneration. Any deity so incensed by what I am...
what he allowed me to become... is either impotent in that he could not keep me from being as I
am, or apathetic in that he allowed it to happen anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:29 No.2080080
>my shepherd is the good one
delusional
>Blasphemy carries a serious punishment
you prove that you are rule by the fear of the pain and punishment
>seek the Lord
you werent put in this life to depend to other but take responsibility for yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:31 No.2080081
>>2080076
Not really, eternal punishment, probably get bored of it after 50 years or so, then it's smooth
sailing. Also apparently you'll be in good company, rather than self obsessed Yahweh and his
fanatics.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:32 No.2080082
>>2080074
that's not proof but rather just a fable of long ago. proof is evidence, something that
establishes complete certainty that a truth exists. where's the proof that jesus did anything at
all?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:33 No.2080083
>>2080049
these christian types would do well to look into the historical context that their religion came
up in. EVERY BOOK OF THE NEW TESTAMENT WAS WRITTEN AT LEAST 80 YEARS AFTER JESUS' DEATH. also
basically every element of christianity was present in the multitude of messianic cults that the
Christians stamped out once they became the religion of Rome. The Cult of Mithras, for example,
or Osiris. some of these traditions predate the New Testament by thousands of years. but factual
information never matters to these ostriches. bury your head back up your sandy asshole, buddy,
and good luck with your mental illness.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:33 No.2080084
>>2080083
That was disproven.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:35 No.2080085
>>2080084
[citation needed]
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:36 No.2080086
>>2080084
by who? A peer-reviewed journal of religious historians? or the voices in your widdle head?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:38 No.2080088
>>2080085
>>2080086
Shut up, douche-canoe, I'm looking for my sources as we speak. Links incoming.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:42 No.2080090
>>2080088
Well, fuck me running, I can't find it now. Commentary withdrawn. I accept the cone of shame.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:44 No.2080092
>>2080090
anyway, if you put ;in a sober research; the contex of the devolopment of christianity you know
that all of it is based in the mixing of others religions, philosophies and paganic traditions
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:46 No.2080095
This has to be the douchiest thing ever made. Although the feminist part is true.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)01:53 No.2080101
The substitution of scriptures for empirical data is easily the third or fourth most stupid thing
christians do
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:20 No.2080126
>>2079989
"Sin is really easy to mock. 'Cause it's stupid." (Fools ?:?)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:25 No.2080127
>>2080092
>Christianity is the mixing of other religions, philosophies, and paganic traditions.
You mean Catholicism
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:26 No.2080128
>>2080127
pope, pls.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:28 No.2080130
>>2080033
>You're still a sinner, a criminal before God, and you still need a savior.
Except that the concept of sin is flawed -- it presumes you are guilty, even if you committed no
crime. The bible teaches that the son is culpable for the sins of the father, an idea any
rational person will reject.
More over, most of the biblical sins, like lust and gluttony are the result of human nature.
Homosexuality, the result of born-in traits, is similarly vilified. These are things an
omniscient god would know are not under the control of it's people, and would rationally not hold
them accountable for. It would be like telling people that having black hair is a sin -- and just
as silly.
Ultimately, the bible reads like a snake oil salesman, selling the must-have cureall for the
diseases you never knew you had. It's too bad you got suckered.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:33 No.2080132
>>2080130
>it presumes you are guilty, even if you committed no crime. The bible teaches that the son is
culpable for the sins of the father, an idea any rational person will reject.
Name one person who has never committed a crime.
>More over, most of the biblical sins, like lust and gluttony are the result of human nature.
Why do you think Jesus commands us to be "born again" (John 3:3)?
>Homosexuality, the result of born-in traits, is similarly vilified.
They are not born that way. There is no peer-reviewed evidence supporting a genetic factor for
homosexuality. It is much more complicated than a simple "born that way" catchphrase.
>These are things an omniscient god would know are not under the control of it's people, and
would rationally not hold them accountable for.
"Apart from me you can do nothing." (John 15:5)
>It would be like telling people that having black hair is a sin -- and just as silly.
Sodomy is not comparable to black hair.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:34 No.2080133
>>2080076
That's ok, I'm pretty sure I've blasphemed against the holy spirit, which we all know is
completely unforgivable (Mark 3:29), so I can save all that repenting time not being a
self-righteous asshole.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:37 No.2080134
>>2080133
You haven't actually.
http://www.gotquestions.org/blasphemy-Holy-Spirit.html
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:39 No.2080135
>urr durr ve prepare fuur anus ratpe
>urr durr llou arge wrong cuz that sais mai buk, let mi qoute it
the world have real problems to deal with, a bunch of delusional blinded faggot who keep saying
the crap that they were teach have never helped in fixed the world, dont bring your charity
thing, that doesnt health the problem it just relief it.
Fanatics are part of the problem.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:49 No.2080140
fucking trolls, this is 4chan, no faggot here believes in shit stain fairytales from sand niggers
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:53 No.2080146
Eventually the religious will be laughed at for their fairy tales just as much as they laugh at
the Romans, Egyptians and Greeks for their gods.
I can't wait until we inevitably meet a superior and vastly more advanced race when we get into
space. That will pretty much kill religion right there.
Unfortunately, not in my lifetime.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:54 No.2080149
>>2080132
>Name one person who has never committed a crime.
Infants, children, anyone mentally incompetent. Moreover, your definition of crime matters, and I
don't see the Bible making any clever notions in that regard. Everyone understands that murder
and theft are wrong, so those are freebies. But the bible endorses a great deal of killing, up to
and including genocide, and slavery. Given that those aren't sins, but a cotton/polyester shirt
IS, you have a lot of ground work to go.
>Why do you think Jesus commands us to be "born again" (John 3:3)?
Because it's a great metaphor. It's also stupid. How can anyone, let alone EVERYONE, be culpable
for original sin if it was impossible to tell right from wrong until Adam and Eve ate the fruit?
That's like imprisoning someone for a crime they committed at the age of 3, and telling them that
if they kiss your ass for 80 years you'll let them go free.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:55 No.2080150
>>2080132
>They are not born that way. There is no peer-reviewed evidence supporting a genetic factor for
homosexuality. It is much more complicated than a simple "born that way" catchphrase.
There's actually a lot of research that homosexuality is a born trait, though probably not a
genetic one. There's the paper "Birth order and sibling sex ratio in homosexual versus
heterosexual males and females" by Blanchard. There's also studies that suggest gay male brain
structures more closely resemble those of straight women than straight men (and vice versa with
lesbians). There's no shortage of data or studies.
>"Apart from me you can do nothing." (John 15:5)
That's nice. That doesn't address accountability or omniscience though.
>Sodomy is not comparable to black hair.
It absolutely is. I think they're both great, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:58 No.2080153
ITT: muslims being butthurt.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)02:59 No.2080157
>>2080153
did you run out of divine qoutes?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:03 No.2080162
>>2080134
>http://www.gotquestions.org/blasphemy-Holy-Spirit.html
I don't think demons are real, but even if Jesus was a real guy and the events of the Bible were
accurate (which we know they cannot be, because the Gospels are contradictory), I would not call
him "spirit filled" nor imply that he was good. He endorses war, and does not speak out against
the unethical things endorsed in the old testament.
He even fails to demonstrate knowledge or insight we'd expect from the creator of the universe,
like any science, or accurate local astrology. Hell, he magically kills a tree for not having
fruit out of season; which is touted as a miracle! Magically making the tree bare fruit out of
season, and feeding the hungry with it; that would have been miraculous. That shtick is one of
his big hits.
So, I'm going to have to reiterate, I'm pretty sure I've blasphemed against the holy-spirit; at
least, the best you can without believing in an ounce of this nonsense.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:07 No.2080163
>taking serious a socipath religous
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:09 No.2080164
>>2080157
That's not me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:09 No.2080165
>>2080150
>It absolutely is. I think they're both great, too.
God doesn't, and unless you repent you will perish.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:11 No.2080167
>>2080165
>God doesn't, and unless you repent you will perish.
That's great. Except we all perish -- there is no heaven to go to, nor a hell to burn in, just
this one, short life. God isn't real, so his opinions don't mean much to me, and the garbage
written on his behalf isn't terribly compelling.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:13 No.2080168
>>2080153
>My sides are in orbit.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:14 No.2080170
Nasrudin was seated in the shade of a tee on the hill-top and the donkey rested nearby.
A man came running up to Nasrudin.
Sitting down on the grass before Nasrudin, the man said: I’m afraid. I’m truly afraid.
Why are you afraid? asked Nasrudin..
And the man said: A group of men in black and grey talked to me and they declared I was going to
hell.
And Nasrudin said:
Well, those who believe in Hell will go to Hell; those who believe in Heaven will go to Heaven.
So choose your belief well.
But those who neither believe in Hell or Heaven don’t go anywhere. They are where they are; for
such people, there is no going or coming; they are just where they are without fear, without
expectation, without anxiety.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:15 No.2080172
>>2080170
And the man looked at Nasrudin’s donkey which lay on the ground, happily chewing grass, and he
asked: And what about your donkey? Will it go to Heaven or will it go to Hell?
And Nasrudin said:
Mostly it goes where I tell it to go; but sometimes in its stubborn moments, I go where it goes.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:15 No.2080173
i love a good theological debate just as much as the next guy, but its the last thing i was
expecting to see on /f/. 91 replies? i mean damn.
there's probably no god now stop worrying and enjoy your life
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:16 No.2080174
when does your god gonna take all of you to his kingdom?? you are starting to annoying us.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:19 No.2080178
>>2080173
>there's probably no god now stop worrying and enjoy your life
One day you're going to stand before God and give account for that. It is a fearful thing to fall
into the hands of the Living God.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:20 No.2080179
>>2080174
Not before He judges the world and melts it away with fire.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:20 No.2080180
>>2080170
>>2080172
tl;dr
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:22 No.2080184
>>2080179
>the joys of become one with the energy itself
enjoy your eternal life of sucking angel dicks.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:23 No.2080185
>>2080178
nah i think i'll just laugh at how the believers imagine their own impending doom instead
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:24 No.2080188
>>2080185
What you think is irrelevant, fear God.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)03:25 No.2080189
>>2080188
i don't need to fear god if i don't believe he exists. only you need to fear god, because you do
believe.
