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>> [_] Anon 2745214 >># I got your back man
>> [_] Anon 2745215 Funny.

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[_] [Avoid brainwashing] Anon 2744006 [P][Purge degeneracy] [A][Avoid brainwashing] [H][Heil true authority] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2744011 Eugh..
>> [_] Anon 2744017 Heil
>> [_] Anon 2744019 >Not finding pictures of Jesus playing tennis fake fuckin hell m8
>> [_] Anon 2744034 >Anything that isn't light beer But hipsters love light beer. See PBR
>> [_] Anon 2744037 >># Their is no such thing as a hipster kid, come on.
>> [_] Anon 2744040 Is this off GTA TV or something?
>> [_] Anon 2744088 >># >sissification thats some /d/ shit only good for fapping to traps with femdom in 2d.
>> [_] Anon 2744102 >># That was bretty gud. I'm glad we can all take a joke without getting offended like a bunch of pussy ass faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2744107 >sticking it to the social justice morons nice.
>> [_] Anon 2744115 I see someone made a cartoons about what /pol/ actually believes.
>> [_] Anon 2744123 >Oh no, It's the european what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2744139 cant tell if this is parody or serious.
>> [_] Anon 2744142 >># Who's supposed to be offended by this? I'm Liberal and I found it to be an accurate depiction of my daily life.
>> [_] Anon 2744148 >># I'm offended, because it implies that I'm one of you because I refuse to drink light beer.

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[_] Democrats FTW Anon 2731187 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2731190 guaranteed replies from butthurt libtards
>> [_] Anon 2731192 >># >if there were true justice in the world this would be a reality
>> [_] Anon 2731194 >># That portrayal of Jesus was fucking stupid and pretty blasphemous.
>> [_] Anon 2731195 >># That portrayal of Jesus was fucking awesome and pretty cool.
>> [_] Anon 2731203 http://i.imgur.com/FPQMcoi.jpg Turns out the culture warriors won.
>> [_] Anon 2731208 >># >the european my sides just left the earth
>> [_] Anon 2731212 I can't wait until Jesus returns and destroys this world. It's going to be so sweet to hear you sinners scream in Hell. "NOOOOO JESUS PLEEZ I REPENT I'M SORRY AAAAAAAAAA!!!" lol until then, I'll have to put up with you filthy bastards. Oh well, a man can dream. :)
>> [_] Anon 2731214 i really like this video except >># this sort of thing to me is just as retarded as "idealistic" libtard thought processes.
>> [_] Anon 2731219 >># >># this is what conservatives actually believe this is what they believe while inventing terms like culture war while getting offended over other people existing this is what the actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2731220 >># Hellfire forever, we'll see who's retarded when worms are crawling out of your eyes. The day God destroys the wicked will be the greatest day of my existence. Return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2731221 Even as a socially liberal fiscally conservative, this still always gets laughs out of me.
>> [_] Anon 2731224 >># wah one day gods gonna kill all you people. no its not going to fucking happen. it'd be nice wouldnt it if it all worked out like that? real easy, turn the other cheek they will get punished in heaven. no see none of that shit really matters i guess when you get down to it, and if you hate these people punish them yourselves.
>> [_] Anon 2731227 >># for the record i hate all this social progress shit too. except for science when it is being fully uncensored, it only brings progress. for the most part science is pretty open, still you can bet your ass they arent publicizing things about how different races do in fact have varying degrees of intelligence.
>> [_] Anon 2731228 >># Nah, I just turn the other cheek and wait for the wrath of God. It's going to be amazing. Stay mad sinner. "Why do the heathen rage?" (Psalm 2:1)
>> [_] Anon 2731229 >># >># my sides
>> [_] Anon 2731232 >># im not mad im frustrated. you people are going to sit here and let everything get ravaged, passively. "just wait till jesus returns" and nothing happens "they are gonna get it in heaven" and nothing happens and then as everythings burning you will say the lord has brought the fire, when in reality its just a bunch of niggers throwing molotov cocktails. and when you die you will think of yourself as a martyr when really you are just being killed for some money in your wallet that will soon be worthless.
>> [_] Anon 2731233 >># Jesus fuck don't tell me /f/ has fallen too
>> [_] Anon 2731234 >># >hates social progress >likes uncensored science that brings progress make up your mind
>> [_] Anon 2731235 >># It's not even over-exaggerating when modern feminists and fag-enablers exist at this very moment.
>> [_] Anon 2731236 >># except theres nothing contradicting in those two statements i hate social progress, and approve of technological progress. i will consider us all socially equal when we have machine brains and machine bodies. or no bodies at all
>> [_] Anon 2731237 >># Shut up, fag.
>> [_] Anon 2731238 >># Science doesn't support the modern "social movement". He picked, and he picked correct.
>> [_] Anon 2731239 >># lol wut
>> [_] Anon 2731240 >># I bet you're gay, ya queer.
>> [_] Anon 2731242 all you butthurt bible thumpers are on the wrong website
>> [_] Anon 2731243 >># Stay mad, I like when you sinners complain. I used to care, I used to try and reason with you animals, but I'm past that now. You go ahead and do your thing, and I'll do mine.
>> [_] Anon 2731245 >># holy shit youre a dumbass for replying with any ounce of seriousness
>> [_] Anon 2731246 >># so you the man with such a moral high ground visits a board full of almost exclusively as you would label sinners. even if you visited exclusively christian threads on /pol/ (which obviously you dont) you still would be wallowing with them.
>> [_] Anon 2731247 >># giddoff muh 4chinz >:((((((((((
>> [_] Anon 2731249 >># >bet your ass they arent publicizing things about how different races do in fact have varying degrees of intelligence. hahaha o wait you're serious HAHAHAHAHA If you had one single fucking clue about how publication works you would laugh at your own damn self too. The second a scientist thinks they can prove a controversial thing, they publish. You're all like THEY WON'T LET US KNOW THE TRUTH well who the fuck is THEY? Scientists are in competition broheim, publish or perish. If you know that "different races in fact hurr durr" then go publish your proof you fucking nimrod. That's now science works tweedledick.
>> [_] Anon 2731250 >># no really though they are. how can you be a bible thumper and exist on this website. its a contradiction. sin is supposedly sin regardless, its no different from a christian saying he casually enjoys fucking dudes in his spare time. this isnt even a muh board culture or secret club thing this just actually makes no sense. you can be religious and also come here but you certainly cant be preaching and slamming people for being sinners. or you could but no one would take you seriously.
>> [_] Anon 2731251 >># Prove it and we'll believe it. Put it out on the internet quick before the illuminati peer reviewers stop you, you fucking armchair scientist casual wannabe septic pusbag of confirmation bias! Go on, show us your proof, what are you waiting for? George Wallace it up you massive white robed cuntrag, show the whoooole world this brilliant thing you know FOR A FACT, convince us. If you prove it we all have to believe you! Or maybe you're just sitting in your mom's basement with your welfare check and your social anxiety jerking it to black on white cuck porn and then, when you finish crying and smearing your mess off your keyboard, you gotta come tell the internet how actually you're inherently better because you're descended from the only TRUE white blah blah fucking blah.
>> [_] Anon 2731252 >># i was talking about the media not scientists, i fucking trust scientists. you can find lots of published papers about the correlation between race and IQ. and then conveniently a lot of counterarguments against the whole "IQ isnt a good measure of intelligence" or "the test is hard for minorities because circumstance"
>> [_] Anon 2731256 It's so funny to watch you sinners squabble with each other. You can't even figure out who's right among yourselves, don't worry about me lol. Return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2731257 >># >people ACTUALLY THINK the second great awakening was a good thing
>> [_] Anon 2731258 >># hey man, I'm just saying we got a bunch of people on this thread complaining about sinners and talking about judgement day and shit and I'm just over here like, have you guys seen this website? Not exactly the most christian website to navigate let alone discuss jesus about. Not unless you're intentionally looking to get pissed and start an argument with someone...oh wait what am I saying, this is the perfect site for that. Carry on.
>> [_] Anon 2731259 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 2731261 the atheist internet defense force is in full swing today
>> [_] Anon 2731265 >># this guy gets it
>> [_] Anon 2731266 >># no you fucking retard, im not an armchair scientist, im not a scientist. I do fucking read and a quick google search of "correlation between race and IQ" as well as "genetic intelligence" would get you a lot of perfectly fucking mainstream hits. the issue is whenever this is brought up in media or in public conversation the first thing mentioned is how IQ tests arent reliable when in fact they very accurately measure success, and then also that its not a good measure of intelligence (which is the only plausible argument i see, only because the definition of intelligence keeps changing)
>> [_] Anon 2731267 >># Ten years ago this site was marginally edgy when it was filled with mostly anarchist, leftist, and libertarian teenagers who wanted to say offensive shit, post porn, and argue about videogames bad anime. Now it's filled with refugees from all the places where conservative nutjobs have to hide their racism or get made fun of on public. 4chan was part of the shitty internet atheist fedora movement, and now we are reaping the rewards - the same fucktarded fundies we used to go forum troll have come here to hide in anonymity.
>> [_] Anon 2731270 >># the book "The Awakening" was the dumbest shit I ever had to read in HS. AP Lit was 14 girls and 2 guys and all the girls are praising how liberated the unfaithful artist upper-class housewife MC cheating on her husband is and I am sitting there wishing I was dead
>> [_] Anon 2731273 >># heres some of my explanations for this 1. the demographic here IS mostly teenagers, before being left was the edgy and hip thing. now its shifted 2. as internet reaches more rural areas now than it did 5 years ago (you said 10, it still was very left up until 4 years ago) more right wing people have access to this board.
>> [_] Anon 2731274 >># It's like a new tumor that's popped up to add to the ever growing cancer
>> [_] Anon 2731277 >># >># Hurrr it's just circumstance! Except when they test rich white people versus poor white people and rich blacks versus poor blacks it comes out as exactly the same as rich whites versus poor black and rich blacks versus poor whites. It's the economy, stupid. Humans have not been evolving in separate populations for long enough to develop different brain chemistry. For fucks sake white skin evolved less than 7000 years ago. We are not different. Get over it. When you were a kid and your toys had to have different imaginary powers because they were different colors, that does not apply to humans. Fucking get proof or shut up.
>> [_] Anon 2731278 >># >># 4chan was never good and we must remember that, but this is true.
>> [_] Anon 2731281 >># Nice try, libbie.
>> [_] Anon 2731283 >># Yeah, it's just the media trying to trick us! They put out all those arguments about how different races have different IQs and they point out how IQ is mostly a measure of educational opportunity and quality of life in early childhood, things which people living in the ghetto don't have, just to confuse us! I know tons of malnourished white hillbillies who are geniuses because they are white!!! Get the fuck over it. Not only are you wrong, if you were right it wouldn't fucking matter. People are people and you still need to give them the same rights. If one race were 10% dumber then the difference would not only get bred out eventually, but furthermore you would just give people equal opportunities and let the chips fall where they may. Which is the entire point of equality progress, regardless of the bullshit fox news horror stories you've heard where they pretend anyone cares what tumblr says.
>> [_] Anon 2731284 >># >4chan was never good Yes this is the one ultimate truth we must always remember. Now may we bow our heads and pray in the name of our lord and savior moot, may he one day rise again and bring about glorious second cumming to all us shitposting faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2731286 >># >># Dude, you really need to stop samefagging. I'm not even gonna replay to this thread, anymore. What a waste of human life, if you are actually serious.
>> [_] Anon 2731288 >># Truly an amazing retort worthy of today's geriatric and outdated conservative political wing. There was a time when being conservative meant being responsible and objective, now it just means being bitter and poor while voting for rich fucks because they tell you that being poor and white is still better than being poor and black, while they take your money and keep you poor.
>> [_] Anon 2731290 >># Sorry fuckstick, I came here to post and when I post I post hard. Hope I didn't hurt your fragile little tea party feelings. Maybe go cry on stormfront about how some 4chan fag made you butthurt?
>> [_] Anon 2731291 >># >People are people and you still need to give them the same rights This shit right here. I mean, autists and retards still have all the same rights as anyone else and this is how it should be, so the argument is basically moot.
>> [_] Anon 2731292 >># >># You do realize it's more likely that IQ and genetics determine success, rather than nurture and success determining your IQ? Sure rich whites vs poor whites looks similar to rich blacks vs poor blacks. the poorest white will still be smarter than the poorest black, and the richest white smarter than the richest black. you'd do better to argue that intelligence has no set definition and it's constantly changed over the years to fit what our society wants. or that intelligence isn't the determining factor of the quality of a person.
>> [_] Anon 2731300 >># >Doesn't understand the difference between measure and predictor >Didn't read what was written You're correct that intelligence is a poorly-defined metric at best though. Regardless, cognitive learning tests repeatedly reinforces the idea that there are at the very least 7 axes on which to measure intelligence and that none of them are race-correlated. Wikipedia lists the common model of 9 types: /wiki/Theory_of_multiple_intelligences And the kind of "IQ test" that the salty people in here are talking about doesn't measure those intelligent aptitudes. They measure the ability to take standardized tests written in english for a specific audience. And once again, if you compare poor versus rich people, the rich ones who went to better schools do better, completely regardless of skin color or ethnic origin, no fucking duh.
>> [_] Anon 2731301 >># oh quit whining just because your wife left you for some of that delicious chocolate cock and that there will always be smarter, better, and more successful black people out there than you.
>> [_] Anon 2731312 there are people who entered this thread and actually started debating this flash. I feel so sorry for you guys
>> [_] Anon 2731318 >># yeah you tell them good job
>> [_] Anon 2731319 >># Not true. After WW2 funding of psychological studies investigating racial differences were sometimes stopped or habitually refused any kind of funding with the view of the time being that ignorance and social order was preferable to the alternative.
>> [_] Anon 2731356 >># its pretty easy you just ignore the fact that all the shit you see on here is morally and ethically offensive and embrace it and then go on to live a normal life. also im mostly here for the porn anyway
>> [_] Anon 2731360 >># First, I'm not really sure where you got that from. Second, you're implying that if someone found no evidence supporting racism, that must mean there secretly is evidence supporting racism. Third, you're assuming these hypothetical studies conducted in 1950s America are somehow not racially biased. But do go on and show us all that proof.
>> [_] Anon 2731364 >># Compatmentalization. Hate filled christian voters say christ is all-forgiving and then go home to say gays should be eradicated and the US should follow biblical law but sharia law is somehow different. These same voters elect gay conservative congressmen who try to ban gay marriage while fucking gay prostitutes in airport bathrooms. And here on 4chan we fap to anime dickgirls with shitting cuntnipples and then go on about our normal lives. Just gotta put it all in different compartments.
>> [_] Anon 2731377 >># >Police measuring women's beachwear to check its not too revealing So the state legislating morals into peoples private lives and restricting negative liberty. How is this supposed to be a good thing? Lel /pol/ is so hypocritical
>> [_] Anon 2731378 >># >fag enablers >laughing mootykins.jpg guys look at this fucking fag thinks fag is an insult on 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2731380 What i like about this is im genuinely uncertain which side - if either - this damn cartoon is on. Good satire satirizes all sides.
>> [_] Anon 2731383 >># Meanwhile! In countries where blacks arent automatically shot in the face if they go outside and speak to someone - that shit aint true. American blacks are going to be generally poorer, and therefore do less well on IQ tests. In countries in which they arent automatically assigned the shitty lot - they do fine.
>> [_] Anon 2731384 >># You're an idiot. You dont think whether or not people will be allowed to be uploaded into machine bodies, will be a social issue? People who want to become cyborgs will probably have an easier time of getting what they want BECAUSE other minority groups have already had to fight the battles they will need to.
>> [_] Anon 2731386 And just like the US Christian Conservative Rights arguments and ideals, this is based truly on the belief that this is what the said modern ideas are.
>> [_] Anon 2731390 >># The reason for my entering and probably of some others, is to see the arguments of opposing sides. Us being locked in our own spheres will not result in a solution to a question to come out. It'll only result in ideas about the other being shared within those spheres which spread the best and fastest, not actual facts and ideas about the other.
>> [_] Anon 2731396 >># Bitch, I came back three times already to sort shit out and you keep ruining things afterwards. Solve your own problems.
>> [_] DR. Congo !JmaS3l/4RY 2731400 lel 70 replies get a hold of yourselves, autists
>> [_] = 2731412 >># Literally who?

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[_] Anon 2373464
>> [_] Anon 2373470 Haha this is great. I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or what but I love this.
>> [_] Anon 2373488 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 2373519 >># Fantastic.
>> [_] Anon 2373521 this is what /pol/ actually believes
>> [_] Anon 2373527 Excellent
>> [_] Anon 2373528 >># this is what liberals actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2373534 daily reminder that all stormfags are in it to be edgy
>> [_] Anon 2373537 Does anybody else think The European sounds like Polnareff from Jojo abridged
>> [_] Anon 2373541 It's like some scrapped GTA cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 2373604 How ironic is too ironic?
>> [_] Anon 2373609 >this is what theist believe.
>> [_] Anon 2373618 >># It's by the same guy that does SMBC. It's pretty obviously a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2373626 lol at Gay Man drinking Zima
>> [_] Anon 2373631 I'd watch this

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>> [_] Anon 2324356 I like how this mocks both sides.
>> [_] Anon 2324361 Ive now seen it all
>> [_] Anon 2324363 Seems about right.
>> [_] Anon 2324473 as a christian THIS IS AWESOME

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[_] /pol/: The Animated Series Anon 2260092
>> [_] Anon 2260125 /pol/ is always right.
>> [_] Anon 2260128 It's funny because this is what /pol/ actually believes
>> [_] Anon 2260132 Atheists are so bitter, no wonder they can't get elected to political office. I'd hate them too if I wasn't one. Goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 2260137 omfg, this is perf
>> [_] Anon 2260140 Except that atheists are waging a war on religion, feminists do want little boys to wear skirts and feel shame, gays are getting more uppity, and the scientific community is pushing bullshit like global warming and locking out anyone who disagrees with them. Entertaining strawman video, though.
>> [_] Anon 2260149 >># I agree. This video was made by some bitter atheist who wanted to feel smug by mocking people. That's what atheists do these days, mock others. That's why they are hated more than any other religious group.
>> [_] Anon 2260151 Jesus has star-spangled laser vision... This is the ideal apocalypse I'd be excited to die in.
>> [_] Anon 2260156 LOL that was hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2260160 >/pol/: The Animated Series fuck dat OP my sides are in orbit right now
>> [_] Anon 2260175 no jews? i'm disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2260176 >># Uhh, it was clearly making fun of the Atheist/Feminist/Gay/Scientific camps. More likely it was made by a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 2260183 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2260195 >># No, they're making fun of the strawmen of atheist/feminist/gay/scientific camps. It's a parody of what /pol/ and/or republicans actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 2260197 >># >implying /pol/acks are republicans don't put us on that level, that's just insulting
>> [_] Anon 2260198 >># I said and/or. And you guys are easily just as bad, don't delude yourselves.
>> [_] Anon 2260201 >># It is now. Pre government shut down it wasn't too bad of a place.
>> [_] Anon 2260204 I came
>> [_] Anon 2260212 >inb4 liberal tears I'm as left as they come and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 2260213 >># You do know the guys that made this (SMBC Theater) are fairly liberal? This is a jab at the right, not the left.

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[_] /pol/ actually believes this Anon 2162365
>> [_] Anon 2162387 thats not a big deal /pol/ will believe anything
>> [_] Anon 2162422 and they are wrong about nothing
>> [_] Anon 2162425 >># le epic trolling XD
>> [_] Anon 2162431 >># >this is actually what /pol/ bashers act like
>> [_] Anon 2162436 >fucking stupid and clearly fake holy shit doctor evolution, you made me lol hard
>> [_] Anon 2162438 /pol/ here; Where's SheckleMan and the Goyamites? Those were my faves! Also remember that episode where Dr Doom Paul joined forces with Aryanus, Ford Man and the Axis 8?

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[_] /pol/ the animated series Anon 2108061 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2108076 >Country music banned Might be hope for this reality
>> [_] Anon 2108081 Oh god this is fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2108082 The sad thing is that this isn't too far from the truth
>> [_] Anon 2108086 /pol/ literally believes this. Like, minus the superpowers, they think there really is a big conspiracy to do all of those things. Ive even heard people on /pol/ argue for creationism before.
>> [_] Anon 2108089 >># >/pol/ literally believes this. Like, minus the superpowers, they think there really is a big conspiracy to do all of those things. The homosexuality and feminism parts are true, at least
>> [_] Anon 2108118 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 2108120 >># >I've actually heard people disagree with my opinion on /pol/ before >>>/out/
>> [_] Anon 2108135 >># He's right, though. The brand of extremist conservative that populates /pol/ is personified within this .swf.
>> [_] Anon 2108144 Oh god what did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 2108152 >># Its not that they disagree with me, its that they are complete idiots.
>> [_] I'm not sure what i expected 2108155 yeah that sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 2108189 It needs more music and and some better voice acting, but other than that, pretty damn good.
>> [_] Anon 2108247 Not particularly subtle, but it's a good parody of batshit crazy.

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[_] Get some culture, you Plebeians. Anon 2079923 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2079930 The animation reminds me a bit of Harvey Birdman
>> [_] Anon 2079933 I like that all that is said is satire however I would not be surprised in teh slightest if most of 4chunz believed that all of it is true.
>> [_] Anon 2079941 >This is what religious people actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 2079950 >># let's not start this again
>> [_] Anon 2079958 >This is what reddit people actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 2079959 "Few people find eternal life." (Matthew 7:14) The USA is headed downhill because it has abandoned God and rejected His Gospel. Trillions in debt, 2 ongoing wars, worldwide hatred of us, obesity on the rise, cancer on the rise, pedophilia on the rise, homosexuality on the rise, our government is completely corrupt, our rights are slowly being eroded away... But at least we can make funny little flash animations mocking Jesus heehee. This country is damned and lost, return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2079964 >># Almost everyone is insanely religious. Shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 2079971 >># if anything, Its the insanely religious ruining it. fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2079972 why are the whites so extremist with everything? also: >fucking neofeminist
>> [_] Anon 2079976 >># >Almost everyone is insanely religious. As an American, I must disagree. Most people in America may attend church, but afterwards they'll go home and look at porn and watch filthy shows, thinking that because they said a prayer at Bible camp they're doing ok. They draw near to God with their lips but their hearts are far from Him. Jesus said "Not everyone who calls me 'Lord' will enter heaven, but only he that does the will of my Father." (Matthew 7:21) America is FULL of false Christians. Christians who spend more time in a movie theatre than they ever DREAMED of with God. Christians who worship money, sex, and entertainment and never draw near to God in prayer and fasting. Christians who know nothing of what the Bible says, and therefore fail to keep its commandments. Yes, America is full of "religious" people. Doesn't change what I said though. Judgment starts in the house of God and all who refuse to repent will be damned.
>> [_] Anon 2079978 "Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man." (Ecclesiastes 12:13)
>> [_] Anon 2079979 >># >># Confirmed for not being Americans
>> [_] Anon 2079980 "Unless you repent you will all perish." (Luke 13:3) Sin isn't worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2079981 despite the religion that a civilization believe, we know that any religion is a tool that is made for fear the bestiality humans, the fear of do "bad" its that it keep them for killing each other. but they are lost the "fear" they do not (at least the majority) the enough intelligence to live "free". they have to be rule for they own sake.
>> [_] Anon 2079982 "Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins." (1 John 4:10)
>> [_] Anon 2079984 >># What you know is subjective and ultimately wrong. Everything you believe - from basic morality to the origin of the universe - is wrong because you are outside of Christ. You profess yourself to be wise but in reality you are a fool. Humble yourself before God before it is too late. Before you die.
>> [_] Anon 2079989 "Fools make a mock of sin." (Proverbs 14:9)
>> [_] Anon 2079991 BELIEVE THE GOSPEL WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME. EVERYONE GETS ONE WARNING. With one hand God holds back His wrath, and with the other He beckons you to follow Him. One day both hands will drop, and the door will slam shut, and there will be no more hope for eternal life.
>> [_] Anon 2079992 >># i have taste the fruits out your garden, i have been growing out of you shed. cattle you need to learn diplomacy. You point everyone telling them they are fool ones. Even your priests tell you every time what you are, a sheep. All the cattle is for feed the pastor.
>> [_] Anon 2079994 lol religionfags go back to biblethumping and hating gays, your bullshit doesnt belong on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2079996 >># Good goyim
>> [_] Anon 2079998 >># Others may be cattle for the pastor, but my shepherd is the Good Shepherd, and He lays down His life for the sheep. Yes, there are many wolves who come in and scatter the flock, but there is also a Good Shepherd who loves His sheep and is known of them. They will hear His voice and follow Him. Turn to Jesus, not a pastor.
>> [_] Anon 2080002 THERE IS STILL TIME TO HAVE YOUR SINS WASHED AWAY. I GREW UP IN THE CHURCH BUT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS LUKEWARM. I LOVED MY SIN. I WAS NEVER TAUGHT TO REPENT, OR TO FEAR GOD, OR TO SPEND TIME IN PRAYER. INSTEAD CHURCH WAS JUST A SOCIAL ACTIVITY WITH VIDEO GAMES AND GIRLS. BUT 5 YEARS AGO THE HOLY SPIRIT FELL ON ME AND I SAW MY SINS IN THE LIGHT OF GOD'S HOLINESS, AND AT THAT MOMENT I REALIZED WHO GOD WAS AND HOW I HAD OFFENDED HIM. OH FRIENDS IF YOU COULD ONLY FOR A SECOND REALIZE HOW GRAVE AND HORRIBLE YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD ARE. AT THAT MOMENT, I TURNED TO JESUS CHRIST WITH SINCERITY, AND I ASKED HIM TO PLEASE WASH MY SINS AWAY. INSTANTLY, I WAS CLEAN. CLEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE! OH FRIENDS THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT! ALLL MY SINS ARE GONE! JOIN ME! THIS IS NOT RELIGION, THIS IS REALITY. TURN TO JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU EVEN NOW. You don't know when you will die.
>> [_] Anon 2080003 >># Much respect to you, brother. Thank you for keeping with His word. You are an inspiration in these dark times.
>> [_] Anon 2080005 There is a fountain filled with blood Drawn from Immanuel's veins And sinners plunged beneath that flood Lose all their guilty stains The dying thief rejoiced to see that fountain in his day And there have I, though vile as he, washed al my sins away!
>> [_] Anon 2080006 >># Please pray for me. Tomorrow I head out to street preach. God bless you for the encouraging words, they mean a lot to me. More than you know. :)
>> [_] Anon 2080007 >># you mindless beast, in this world of ilusions you have blinded yourself, but that is ok as long as you respect the life itself... but im afraid that is not the case. the man that you call jesus where an unchained one, he free himself, it sad that you kind use he release to chain all of you. do not be so egocentric "christian" all this experience is not just about yourselves. not even you.
>> [_] Anon 2080010 >># And tell me, dear friend, what of all the people who were born into situations where they would never hear of Jesus? Children who die of some disease before they can even comprehend? Those born into, say, North Korea, or some similarly oppressive country, where Christianity is banned/censored? (I don't know if they censor that in Best Korea, I'm just using it as an example). Will they burn in hell for not knowing Jesus? I think you're misinterpreting the Bible, anon. God sent Jesus to die for all of our sins. ALL of us. When it says in the Bible to know Jesus, it means to know his teachings. He teaches us to love others as we love ourselves. To be nice to each other. To do good deeds. To be good people. To lead good lives. Eternal torture is kind of a big price to pay for ignorance, don't you thing?
>> [_] Anon 2080011 >># Turn from your blasphemies while there is still time.
>> [_] Anon 2080013 "The Heavens to God, the abyss to Satan, and the earthly realms to Man." -Me
>> [_] Anon 2080015 >># >thing? I meant to say "think". I'm tired.
>> [_] Anon 2080016 >># I am intrigued. How do I go about getting to this "compund?"
>> [_] Anon 2080022 >># "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:" (Romans 1:20) "In the times of this ignorance, God overlooked, but now commandeth all men everywhere to repent." (Acts 17:29) >North Korea There is a large underground Christian population in that nation. Those people are real Christians. They die for the faith. They give up everything to spread the Gospel in fear of their lives. >When it says in the Bible to know Jesus, it means to know his teachings. "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father but by me." (John 14:6) "This is the work of God, that ye believe on [me.]" (John 6:29)
>> [_] Anon 2080026 >># Jesus rules the abyss.
>> [_] Anon 2080027 >># >He teaches us to love others as we love ourselves. He also taught us to turn from our sins, fear God, and obey Him. Loving others is only part of it.
>> [_] Anon 2080028 >># blasphemies?! you call about blasphemies?! you came to our world, we give your room you bring you hunger, we give you food you came intoxicated, we purificated you. but all of you turn your back to us, you start claiming that we enslaved you, we give you good earth to prospere, you start blaming us, hating us, we leave peacefull but that wasnt enough to you kind, you hunted us, you almost exterminate us. and know you say that my word are blasphemies to you?! you ungrateful beast. you bring yourselves to the chaos that you live today, and you keep blaming us for your own misfortune and decay. you are hypocrites.
>> [_] Anon 2080029 >># why are you talking as if good deeds can be only taught by god's teachings? god was never a necessary factor for people to be "good". and what is "good" to begin with? it changes with the progression of mankind, to control and bring order to the people. what is ethical now can be unethical later, and vice versa. god is just a giant fairy tale that was created long ago as a tool to manipulate others, and continues to exist until today because those in power crushed whoever got in their way to become king of the hill.
>> [_] Anon 2080033 >># "No one is good but God." (Mark 10:18) Self righteous and arrogant, you don't know what good is, friend. Holding the door open for grandma and giving to charity doesn't make you a "good person." You're still a sinner, a criminal before God, and you still need a savior. God is absolutely necessary.
>> [_] Anon 2080036 >># The god of the bible is a god of law. To break his law in any way is to earn his wrath. But he is also a fair god, he sent his son to redeem us of the sins that cannot be redeemed by any amount of good works or kindness. Surely I say to you that these things will earn you treasures in the kingdom of heaven but your salvation can only be brought through Christ alone. God is just, and he is fair, how he deals with those who never got the chance to hear his word I do not know. I can only guess that it is fair and just. Christianity went through a period before the reformation where people believed that they could get into heaven through charitible acts. This lead to a "I'm good enough" attitude and an accepting of sin. Salvation through faith alone is the only answer.
>> [_] Anon 2080038 >># Then what of the people who never got a chance to know God? What happens to them?
>> [_] Anon 2080039 Oh fuck here we go.
>> [_] Anon 2080042 >># See >>#
>> [_] Anon 2080045 >># It is only God who says he is needed. None other have claimed it but in the wake of the original pronouncement. You are all fools.
>> [_] Anon 2080048 >># >i do not know yeah, of course you don't. you don't know anything at all except from what you've read in a book.
>> [_] Anon 2080049 >># And before Christianity? The Bible says that God has existed since the beginning, but prior to Jesus whose law was absolute? The Jews? Maybe the Zoroastrians and Mesopotamian deities that came before? Or did God just hide out backstage, letting these other pretenders wreck everybody's shit before swooping in to be all like "All right, faggots, I got this."
>> [_] Anon 2080050 God has infinity popped collars. You cannot disprove this.
>> [_] Anon 2080051 >># You know even less.
>> [_] Anon 2080054 >># Bible in comic form: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcz25mkXl 1M The Story of God in Rap Form: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4cL-Zcxa 9M
>> [_] Anon 2080055 >># prove it from that book of yours, oh wait you can't because you don't know
>> [_] Anon 2080056 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcz25mkX l1M I got to "Chick Publications." Either trolling, or seriously deluded.
>> [_] Anon 2080057 >># yhwh kill his brothers, that they had been weakend by their wars, to over rule the good earth.
>> [_] Anon 2080059 >># So God does it and it's okay. Cain does it, aaaaaand banishment. God's a douche.
>> [_] Anon 2080060 >># he was douche when he was alive.
>> [_] Anon 2080064 >># That's luciferian doctrine. The idea that Yahweh was not God alone, and instead warred against other gods for control of this earth. That's Luciferian. Remember Lucifer tried to overthrow God and we are told he was an angel in the Bible. Jehovah alone is God.
>> [_] Anon 2080065 >># >Alive >Yhwh was once a warlord raised to near-mythic status by ancestor worship and unbelievably good luck/conquest It all makes fucking sense now.
>> [_] Anon 2080067 >># Soften your heart while you still can.
>> [_] Anon 2080068 >># >luciferian you know that they based they sect in stolen knowledge right?
>> [_] Anon 2080070 I am a prophet of the great Jehovah, and I bring testament from the Heavens. Heed this third testament and know: "Don't be a douche. Really. It doesn't all matter much in the end." The word of Jehovah has been spoken!
>> [_] Anon 2080074 >># "But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." (1 Corinthians 2:14) Jesus places the prerequisite for understanding who He is on the honesty of your own heart. Jesus healed the sick, raised the dead, cured the lepers, and cast out demons and people STILL disbelieved Him. What makes you think "proof" will convince you? Though a man raise from the dead, you still will not believe without the Holy Spirit. Soften your heart and seek the Lord while there is still time.
>> [_] Anon 2080076 >># There's still time to repent. Blasphemy carries a serious punishment.
>> [_] Anon 2080078 >># Any god so easily offended does not deserve my veneration. Any deity so incensed by what I am... what he allowed me to become... is either impotent in that he could not keep me from being as I am, or apathetic in that he allowed it to happen anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2080080 >my shepherd is the good one delusional >Blasphemy carries a serious punishment you prove that you are rule by the fear of the pain and punishment >seek the Lord you werent put in this life to depend to other but take responsibility for yourself
>> [_] Anon 2080081 >># Not really, eternal punishment, probably get bored of it after 50 years or so, then it's smooth sailing. Also apparently you'll be in good company, rather than self obsessed Yahweh and his fanatics.
>> [_] Anon 2080082 >># that's not proof but rather just a fable of long ago. proof is evidence, something that establishes complete certainty that a truth exists. where's the proof that jesus did anything at all?
>> [_] Anon 2080083 >># these christian types would do well to look into the historical context that their religion came up in. EVERY BOOK OF THE NEW TESTAMENT WAS WRITTEN AT LEAST 80 YEARS AFTER JESUS' DEATH. also basically every element of christianity was present in the multitude of messianic cults that the Christians stamped out once they became the religion of Rome. The Cult of Mithras, for example, or Osiris. some of these traditions predate the New Testament by thousands of years. but factual information never matters to these ostriches. bury your head back up your sandy asshole, buddy, and good luck with your mental illness.
>> [_] Anon 2080084 >># That was disproven.
>> [_] Anon 2080085 >># [citation needed]
>> [_] Anon 2080086 >># by who? A peer-reviewed journal of religious historians? or the voices in your widdle head?
>> [_] Anon 2080088 >># >># Shut up, douche-canoe, I'm looking for my sources as we speak. Links incoming.
>> [_] Anon 2080090 >># Well, fuck me running, I can't find it now. Commentary withdrawn. I accept the cone of shame.
>> [_] Anon 2080092 >># anyway, if you put ;in a sober research; the contex of the devolopment of christianity you know that all of it is based in the mixing of others religions, philosophies and paganic traditions
>> [_] Anon 2080095 This has to be the douchiest thing ever made. Although the feminist part is true.
>> [_] Anon 2080101 The substitution of scriptures for empirical data is easily the third or fourth most stupid thing christians do
>> [_] Anon 2080126 >># "Sin is really easy to mock. 'Cause it's stupid." (Fools ?:?)
>> [_] Anon 2080127 >># >Christianity is the mixing of other religions, philosophies, and paganic traditions. You mean Catholicism
>> [_] Anon 2080128 >># pope, pls.
>> [_] Anon 2080130 >># >You're still a sinner, a criminal before God, and you still need a savior. Except that the concept of sin is flawed -- it presumes you are guilty, even if you committed no crime. The bible teaches that the son is culpable for the sins of the father, an idea any rational person will reject. More over, most of the biblical sins, like lust and gluttony are the result of human nature. Homosexuality, the result of born-in traits, is similarly vilified. These are things an omniscient god would know are not under the control of it's people, and would rationally not hold them accountable for. It would be like telling people that having black hair is a sin -- and just as silly. Ultimately, the bible reads like a snake oil salesman, selling the must-have cureall for the diseases you never knew you had. It's too bad you got suckered.
>> [_] Anon 2080132 >># >it presumes you are guilty, even if you committed no crime. The bible teaches that the son is culpable for the sins of the father, an idea any rational person will reject. Name one person who has never committed a crime. >More over, most of the biblical sins, like lust and gluttony are the result of human nature. Why do you think Jesus commands us to be "born again" (John 3:3)? >Homosexuality, the result of born-in traits, is similarly vilified. They are not born that way. There is no peer-reviewed evidence supporting a genetic factor for homosexuality. It is much more complicated than a simple "born that way" catchphrase. >These are things an omniscient god would know are not under the control of it's people, and would rationally not hold them accountable for. "Apart from me you can do nothing." (John 15:5) >It would be like telling people that having black hair is a sin -- and just as silly. Sodomy is not comparable to black hair.
>> [_] Anon 2080133 >># That's ok, I'm pretty sure I've blasphemed against the holy spirit, which we all know is completely unforgivable (Mark 3:29), so I can save all that repenting time not being a self-righteous asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2080134 >># You haven't actually. http://www.gotquestions.org/blasphemy-Ho ly-Spirit.html
>> [_] Anon 2080135 >urr durr ve prepare fuur anus ratpe >urr durr llou arge wrong cuz that sais mai buk, let mi qoute it the world have real problems to deal with, a bunch of delusional blinded faggot who keep saying the crap that they were teach have never helped in fixed the world, dont bring your charity thing, that doesnt health the problem it just relief it. Fanatics are part of the problem.
>> [_] Anon 2080140 fucking trolls, this is 4chan, no faggot here believes in shit stain fairytales from sand niggers
>> [_] Anon 2080146 Eventually the religious will be laughed at for their fairy tales just as much as they laugh at the Romans, Egyptians and Greeks for their gods. I can't wait until we inevitably meet a superior and vastly more advanced race when we get into space. That will pretty much kill religion right there. Unfortunately, not in my lifetime.
>> [_] Anon 2080149 >># >Name one person who has never committed a crime. Infants, children, anyone mentally incompetent. Moreover, your definition of crime matters, and I don't see the Bible making any clever notions in that regard. Everyone understands that murder and theft are wrong, so those are freebies. But the bible endorses a great deal of killing, up to and including genocide, and slavery. Given that those aren't sins, but a cotton/polyester shirt IS, you have a lot of ground work to go. >Why do you think Jesus commands us to be "born again" (John 3:3)? Because it's a great metaphor. It's also stupid. How can anyone, let alone EVERYONE, be culpable for original sin if it was impossible to tell right from wrong until Adam and Eve ate the fruit? That's like imprisoning someone for a crime they committed at the age of 3, and telling them that if they kiss your ass for 80 years you'll let them go free.
>> [_] Anon 2080150 >># >They are not born that way. There is no peer-reviewed evidence supporting a genetic factor for homosexuality. It is much more complicated than a simple "born that way" catchphrase. There's actually a lot of research that homosexuality is a born trait, though probably not a genetic one. There's the paper "Birth order and sibling sex ratio in homosexual versus heterosexual males and females" by Blanchard. There's also studies that suggest gay male brain structures more closely resemble those of straight women than straight men (and vice versa with lesbians). There's no shortage of data or studies. >"Apart from me you can do nothing." (John 15:5) That's nice. That doesn't address accountability or omniscience though. >Sodomy is not comparable to black hair. It absolutely is. I think they're both great, too.
>> [_] Anon 2080153 ITT: muslims being butthurt.
>> [_] Anon 2080157 >># did you run out of divine qoutes?
>> [_] Anon 2080162 >># >http://www.gotquestions.org/blasphemy-H oly-Spirit.html I don't think demons are real, but even if Jesus was a real guy and the events of the Bible were accurate (which we know they cannot be, because the Gospels are contradictory), I would not call him "spirit filled" nor imply that he was good. He endorses war, and does not speak out against the unethical things endorsed in the old testament. He even fails to demonstrate knowledge or insight we'd expect from the creator of the universe, like any science, or accurate local astrology. Hell, he magically kills a tree for not having fruit out of season; which is touted as a miracle! Magically making the tree bare fruit out of season, and feeding the hungry with it; that would have been miraculous. That shtick is one of his big hits. So, I'm going to have to reiterate, I'm pretty sure I've blasphemed against the holy-spirit; at least, the best you can without believing in an ounce of this nonsense.
>> [_] Anon 2080163 >taking serious a socipath religous
>> [_] Anon 2080164 >># That's not me.
>> [_] Anon 2080165 >># >It absolutely is. I think they're both great, too. God doesn't, and unless you repent you will perish.
>> [_] Anon 2080167 >># >God doesn't, and unless you repent you will perish. That's great. Except we all perish -- there is no heaven to go to, nor a hell to burn in, just this one, short life. God isn't real, so his opinions don't mean much to me, and the garbage written on his behalf isn't terribly compelling.
>> [_] Anon 2080168 >># >My sides are in orbit.
>> [_] Anon 2080170 Nasrudin was seated in the shade of a tee on the hill-top and the donkey rested nearby. A man came running up to Nasrudin. Sitting down on the grass before Nasrudin, the man said: I’m afraid. I’m truly afraid. Why are you afraid? asked Nasrudin.. And the man said: A group of men in black and grey talked to me and they declared I was going to hell. And Nasrudin said: Well, those who believe in Hell will go to Hell; those who believe in Heaven will go to Heaven. So choose your belief well. But those who neither believe in Hell or Heaven don’t go anywhere. They are where they are; for such people, there is no going or coming; they are just where they are without fear, without expectation, without anxiety.
>> [_] Anon 2080172 >># And the man looked at Nasrudin’s donkey which lay on the ground, happily chewing grass, and he asked: And what about your donkey? Will it go to Heaven or will it go to Hell? And Nasrudin said: Mostly it goes where I tell it to go; but sometimes in its stubborn moments, I go where it goes.
>> [_] Anon 2080173 i love a good theological debate just as much as the next guy, but its the last thing i was expecting to see on /f/. 91 replies? i mean damn. there's probably no god now stop worrying and enjoy your life
>> [_] Anon 2080174 when does your god gonna take all of you to his kingdom?? you are starting to annoying us.
>> [_] Anon 2080178 >># >there's probably no god now stop worrying and enjoy your life One day you're going to stand before God and give account for that. It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God.
>> [_] Anon 2080179 >># Not before He judges the world and melts it away with fire.
>> [_] Anon 2080180 >># >># tl;dr
>> [_] Anon 2080184 >># >the joys of become one with the energy itself enjoy your eternal life of sucking angel dicks.
>> [_] Anon 2080185 >># nah i think i'll just laugh at how the believers imagine their own impending doom instead
>> [_] Anon 2080188 >># What you think is irrelevant, fear God.
>> [_] Anon 2080189 >># i don't need to fear god if i don't believe he exists. only you need to fear god, because you do believe.

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[_] Fucking /pol/ Anon 2057249
>> [_] Anon 2057266 >did jesus win? >no >hurray! resume of world history
>> [_] Anon 2057268 I really couldn't discern what the maker is ridiculing here, everything is too fucking ridiculous for it to actually be one-sided. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 2057303 Clearly the author is trolling everyone for maximum rage inducement. *polite applause*
>> [_] Anon 2057364 /pol/ was right again!
>> [_] Anon 2057370 My new favourite thing

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>> [_] Anon 2013245 I can't tell if this is one of those anti-atheist propaganda videos or if its all just a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2013269 This what /pol/ really believes
>> [_] Anon 2013288 this is what republicans actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 2013290 ....Are any of these actually cultures? You might be able to squeeze feminism into being one i suppose. kinda. but even thats stretching it.
>> [_] Anon 2013292 fucking lol'd...in my head. it felt forced

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>> [_] Anon 2001858 FOX News' mortal enemy.
>> [_] Anon 2001865 where do i get complete season !
>> [_] Anon 2001886 Gotta admit, I am mildly rustled...
>> [_] Anon 2001905 >># libtard
>> [_] Anon 2001906 I can't even tell who this is supposed to be parodying, is this supposed to be the creator's actual view on liberals or is this a parody of how conservatives see liberals?
>> [_] Anon 2001908 >># parody?
>> [_] Anon 2001911 Just kinda hung my head in shame because I know people who are this retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2001931 >># Likewise.
>> [_] Anon 2001950 Protip: It's from SMBC Theater, it's a sketch parodying the way conservatives think liberals see themselves.

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>> [_] Anon 1994388 sidesinorbit.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1994414 Thanks alot, OP! I wanted to keep my sides! Now there's blood everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1994446 I laughed. What's funnier is that this is what /pol/ actually believes.
>> [_] Anon 1994463 As an atheist liberal feminst I can safely say that this is 100% true.
>> [_] Anon 1994503 I expected more Bill O'Reilly What the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1994536 >># the truth
>> [_] Anon 1994553 /pol/ here. While this is pretty funny, it's a gigantic strawman against conservatives. Evolution is true. Atheism is probably true, although self proclaimed atheists are fucking euphoric. Gay rights is fine, but gay people tend to act like douchebags. No one really cares, though. Feminism is absolutely cancerous, and the destruction of the nuclear family along with tightly knit communities is probably something to worry about. See below link for details. https://www.youtube.com/user/girlwritesw hat/videos?view=0
>> [_] Anon 1994561 I'm not completely certain whose viewpoint is being satirized here.
>> [_] Anon 1994563 >># It was created by Zach Wienersmith, writer of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and a pretty left leaning dude. I would guess that it's straight satire instead of satire of the opponent's opinion, seeing as the guy never gets too meta with his jokes.

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>> [_] Anon 1984165 I don't even know if this is satire or what.
>> [_] Anon 1984171 I'm atheist but I find this hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1984175 I'm atheist but I find this niggers
>> [_] Anon 1984184 I'm a nigger but i find this atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1984190 I'm a athger and I find this gereist.
>> [_] Anon 1984195 I'm a nigger but I find niggers niggers
>> [_] Anon 1984200 nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>> [_] Anon 1984202 atheist atheist atheist atheist atheist atheist atheist atheist
>> [_] Anon 1984209 this is what /pol/ actually believes.swf

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[_] What /pol/ believes liberals are Anon 1924432 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1924433 >have brought them to their knees >Yet still we do not let them pray Lost it there. A++
>> [_] Anon 1924446 AverageTumblrUsers.mov
>> [_] Anon 1924459 I found this fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1924465 Except that's exactly what secularists want to happen, only it's been dressed up like a parody so we can all laugh at it and find it meek when it finally descends on us.
>> [_] Anon 1924468 this show is amazing
>> [_] Anon 1924476 For all you who don't know, this is made by a group called "SMBC Theater" (Featuring Zach Wiener who makes daily SMBC comics) - they do a weekly sketch every Monday, usually live action and poorly acted (but still funny). Don't want to sound like I'm plugging them, but I just realized I accidentally cut the credits out when I cut off the begging for subscriber bit at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1924494 >Gays want gay marriage everywhere Have at it. Opposition to that is mostly those who are mired in tradition. As long as it's consenting adults, I don't give a fuck what two dudes/chicks do with each other. >Atheists want religion banned Some actually do, there are communities based around it. That's what /pol/ objects to. Most atheists just don't give a fuck, though (myself included). >Evolutionists are dogmatic and refuse to see the light Half true. The 6000 year old earth theory is indeed fucking retarded, and evolution is the best model to date for explaining how life came to be as it is. The problem is that many evolutionists *are* dogmatic and don't know the first thing about the theory of evolution, and believe that version of events on pure faith and peer pressure. This is flawed thought and will will hurt us in the long run when revisions need to be made (as the almost inevitably do).
>> [_] Anon 1924496 >># >Feminists hate men and want to destroy the nuclear family Kind of the same as atheism. Many that call themselves feminists aren't actually familiar with patriarchy theory and just want equality. They tend to think and act more like egalitarians though, because that's how feminism has branded itself. The problem is that patriarchy theory is flawed and ignores the evolutionary pressures of back when human population was less than a billion strong. Modern feminism is toxic and focused around the hatred of men, which is obviously a bad thing. Feminist leaders will promote egalitarianism and/or cry about some minor first world problem women face, or perhaps bring up terrible third world living conditions (where women actually still have it better than men) to collect funds. They'll then turn around and use those funds to disadvantage men as much as possible, claiming that they're only taking reparations.
>> [_] Anon 1924497 >># Modern feminism really is bad news. This youtuber is a good primer for what went wrong and how: https://www.youtube.com/user/girlwritesw hat/videos?view=0 Oh and fuck jews, I suppose. /pol/ represent.
>> [_] Anon 1924498 >># But /pol/ is generally okay with jews, they don't like zionists though.
>> [_] Anon 1924499 i find this extremally offensive on both sides.
>> [_] Anon 1924509 >># Too bad, deal with the butthurt. Make a counter augment if you want, but "I'm offended" is just verbal ejaculation.
>> [_] Anon 1924510 >># If you orgasmed every time you verbally ejaculated would you talk a lot or very little?
>> [_] Anon 1924512 >># I'd talk until I became mindbroken.
>> [_] Anon 1924513 >># I'd speak very little and stick to normal sex/masturbation. The thing that makes that shit good is the buildup. Instant payoff is just boring and will simply make me jaded to pleasure.
>> [_] Anon 1924530 I couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard I tried
>> [_] Theone 1924570 At the end. His fucking hand. He grips his RIGHT forearm with his left hand yet his index finger is on the left...
>> [_] Anon 1924580 10/10 everyone who butthurt over it is just fucked up
>> [_] Anon 1924607 >># >># >># >># this fucking this. you won't be laughing when it happens
>> [_] Anon 1924612 >Football >The European kind 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1924637 This was great are there more?
>> [_] Anon 1924638 >># Well I'm not laughing how things currently are. I'd prefer laughing at the failures and misery of crumbling Christians, No matter how much a secular state would alter society.
>> [_] Anon 1924640 >># >># So are you guys trolling or just really ignorant?
>> [_] Anon 1924664 >># When what happens?
>> [_] Anon 1924668 >># When the destruction of society is complete.
>> [_] Anon 1924672 >># But anon, we WILL be laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1924699 Can't tell what this is parodying: The Right parodying the Left, or the Left parodying the Right's view of the Left. Poe's Law in action.
>> [_] Anon 1924708 >># >the Left parodying the Right's view of the Left Pretty sure it's that
>> [_] Anon 1924709 >># Fuck I guess I was unclear: pretty sure it is parodying the right's view of the left.
>> [_] Anon 1924742 >># You like SMBCT too? Aw yiss.
>> [_] Anon 1924745 Seeing as Jesus is a giant monster who eats buildings and shoots lasers out of his eyes I'd say they're quite justified to want secularism.
>> [_] Anon 1924761 This is what conservatives actually believe.