File: Valve Snacks.swf-(8.69 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)06:44 No.2114065
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)06:53 No.2114072
Mother fuckin Valve
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)06:58 No.2114074
that one skinny guy looks like a deer caught in the headlights, or a nun in a French cathouse. I
feel sorry for him. "SO MANY SNACKS. MUST NOT TOUCH. PURE CALORIC SIN."
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)07:42 No.2114095
that calories counting autist
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)08:27 No.2114118
>>2114095
But dude
>7000 Calories
That's more than the DAILY recommended amount of calories for an adult male. He's retarded for
even thinking of eating something like that.
Besides, 7000 Calories is a lot? What's that thing made of? Sugar, lard, and fried icing?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)08:29 No.2114121
And that's why Gabe was Fat
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)08:38 No.2114128
>>2114074
That's so wrong. Everyone knows that he's a hungry skeleton. Always eating everything but never
gaining weight because of high metabolism.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)08:52 No.2114130
Okay, first off, the cookie doesn't even look that big.
Second, how the fuck can a cookie that small have so many calories?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)08:53 No.2114132
;_; i miss my sofware engineering job
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)09:06 No.2114141
>>2114118
autist wasn't really connected to him counting calories
but he being the only one not getting along with that snack clerk.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)09:23 No.2114151
I bet Gaben ate that guy's butter.
>> [_] Gaben 09/16/13(Mon)09:46 No.2114166
>>2114151
HL3 Delayed
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)09:56 No.2114171
A gram of fat is about 10 Calories, and carbohdrates and protein are much less. The cookie would
have to weigh more than 700 grams, or one and a half pounds. That would be if it were pure fat.
Did he really say 7000? He must've been exaggerating.
Pretty neat school project!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)10:42 No.2114195
This is where the Half-Life 3 budget went to.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)10:48 No.2114197
best company in the world
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)11:09 No.2114212
>>2114118
3000 is avarage for americans per day
2000 is what you should eat each day
or so I heard
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)11:26 No.2114225
a fat joke a day keeps hl3 away
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)11:40 No.2114238
>>2114212
id say 2000-2500 would be the average american's diet, like basically everywhere else in the world
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:13 No.2114254
where can i buy one of these cookies?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:23 No.2114267
Eats 1 cookie
Takes 1 week
HOW CAN THIS BE DONE
also no wonder half-life 2 episode 2.5 takes ages to release, everybody just snacks the whole time
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:23 No.2114268
3 people interviewed in this video
Half - Life 3 confirmed
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:27 No.2114269
>>2114074
>looks like a deer caught in the headlights
haha
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:29 No.2114271
Awesome ending.
>I'm definitely excited.
>...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)12:39 No.2114281
>>2114118
he's gotta be exaggerating. there's no way they could fit 7000 calories in a cookie that small.
i hope.
