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[_] Anon 2114065
>> [_] Anon 2114072 Mother fuckin Valve
>> [_] Anon 2114074 that one skinny guy looks like a deer caught in the headlights, or a nun in a French cathouse. I feel sorry for him. "SO MANY SNACKS. MUST NOT TOUCH. PURE CALORIC SIN."
>> [_] Anon 2114095 that calories counting autist
>> [_] Anon 2114118 >># But dude >7000 Calories That's more than the DAILY recommended amount of calories for an adult male. He's retarded for even thinking of eating something like that. Besides, 7000 Calories is a lot? What's that thing made of? Sugar, lard, and fried icing?
>> [_] Anon 2114121 And that's why Gabe was Fat
>> [_] Anon 2114128 >># That's so wrong. Everyone knows that he's a hungry skeleton. Always eating everything but never gaining weight because of high metabolism.
>> [_] Anon 2114130 Okay, first off, the cookie doesn't even look that big. Second, how the fuck can a cookie that small have so many calories?
>> [_] Anon 2114132 ;_; i miss my sofware engineering job
>> [_] Anon 2114141 >># autist wasn't really connected to him counting calories but he being the only one not getting along with that snack clerk.
>> [_] Anon 2114151 I bet Gaben ate that guy's butter.
>> [_] Gaben 2114166 >># HL3 Delayed
>> [_] Anon 2114171 A gram of fat is about 10 Calories, and carbohdrates and protein are much less. The cookie would have to weigh more than 700 grams, or one and a half pounds. That would be if it were pure fat. Did he really say 7000? He must've been exaggerating. Pretty neat school project!
>> [_] Anon 2114195 This is where the Half-Life 3 budget went to.
>> [_] Anon 2114197 best company in the world
>> [_] Anon 2114212 >># 3000 is avarage for americans per day 2000 is what you should eat each day or so I heard
>> [_] Anon 2114225 a fat joke a day keeps hl3 away
>> [_] Anon 2114238 >># id say 2000-2500 would be the average american's diet, like basically everywhere else in the world
>> [_] Anon 2114254 where can i buy one of these cookies?
>> [_] Anon 2114267 Eats 1 cookie Takes 1 week HOW CAN THIS BE DONE also no wonder half-life 2 episode 2.5 takes ages to release, everybody just snacks the whole time
>> [_] Anon 2114268 3 people interviewed in this video Half - Life 3 confirmed
>> [_] Anon 2114269 >># >looks like a deer caught in the headlights haha
>> [_] Anon 2114271 Awesome ending. >I'm definitely excited. >...
>> [_] Anon 2114281 >># he's gotta be exaggerating. there's no way they could fit 7000 calories in a cookie that small. i hope.