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>> [_] Anon 3276394 >You have killed Mr. Shep Wendall Colford, a 13-year old physical therapist from Missoula, MT. k
>> [_] Anon 3276401 >You have killed Sir Dean Jeffry Dekeyser, a 24-year old professional dominant from Petaluma, CA. He was a member of Equanimal and Animal Rights Organization Fauna. What the fuck is a "professional dominant"?
>> [_] Anon 3276402 >You have killed Dr. Tait McClean, a 52-year old stripper from Athens-Clarke County, GA. He was a member of International Society for Cryptozoology and Another Mother For Peace. >Dr. >Stripper that's what you get when you graduate in fucking cryptozoology
>> [_] Anon 3276404 >You have killed Maddie Eugen Ptefs, a 95-year old dictator from El Paso de Robles, CA. He was a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
>> [_] Anon 3276408 >You have killed Dode Maxseiner II, a 63-year old exotic dancer from Wilmington, DE. She was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans, The World Can't Wait and International Lesbian and Gay Association. good.
>> [_] Anon 3276427 >># BDSM?But you think that's bad? >You have killed Cornie Yoshi Stegmueller, a 11-year old professional dominant from Lorain, OH. She was a member of Unico National and Knights of Pythias. >You have killed Barclay Val Mazey, a 19-year old physician from Jackson, MI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Magda. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association. Right... >You have killed Paulita Demetria Hardin, a 12-year old jurist from Charleston, SC. She was a member of Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States. Really now? If these people are lying that much, it seems perhaps I'm doing them a favor.
>> [_] Anon 3276431 >You have killed Dr. Quintin Kosten, a 22-year old search engine optimizer from Fairfield, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Jeannine. He was a member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry. >SEO professional and dog fucker. Making the world a better place sure is fun.
>> [_] Anon 3276434 >You have killed Thane Tiebold Teacher, a 12-year old theologian from Cambridge, MA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Rosana. He was a member of Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States. Boy, they sure do grow up fast.
>> [_] Anon 3276443 >You have killed Collins Hewie Kwan, a 14-year old porn star from Joplin, MO.
>> [_] Anon 3276450 >You have killed Odin Gerry WGA II, a 20-year old king from Modesto, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Estel. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and Uncaged Campaigns. What The Fuck
>> [_] Anon 3276454 >># I guarantee you a BDSM nobleman was going to get shot in Petaluma anyway,
>> [_] Anon 3276457 >You have killed Sir Sinclair Hedrich, a 14-year old court jester from Columbus, OH. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Martie. He was a member of LewRockwell.com.
>> [_] Anon 3276469 >You have killed Charles Typer, a 13-year old bricklayer from Dover, NJ. He was a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. >Veterans
>> [_] Anon 3276492 >># > You have killed Saunderson Christopher Stasney, a 13-year old comedian from Denver, CO. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Ursa. He was a member of Cherokee Nation Warriors Society, Royal Academy of Dance and AMVETS.
>> [_] Anon 3276508 >># Who was she in Candy Doll?

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[_] Anon 2571109 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2571113 edges n' edges
>> [_] Anon 2571132 >"You have killed Nathaniel Allahdin Sr., a 29-year old batman from Reno, NV." fuckin' lol
>> [_] Anon 2571134 I feel no remorse because human life has no real value. True happiness is not achievable except in small amounts or for small periods of time out of our lifespans. Also, population control. There's too many goddamn people in the world and the U.S. is the most wasteful fucking country ever and I am ashamed to live in it.
>> [_] Anon 2571141 >># Human life has value to other humans, and humans who kill other humans are monsters. Maybe in reality a death carries no real weight, but in the world of men, which all of our minds are anchored to, it is devastating.
>> [_] Anon 2571142 >># Move then. We don't want you.
>> [_] Anon 2571146 Hatred is just a ripoff of this.
>> [_] Anon 2571154 >you just killed a rabbi >You just killed a member of the Jewish Peace council No regrets
>> [_] Anon 2571155 You have killed Marcus Estridge III, a 11-year old delivery man from Fort Pierce, FL. He was a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council, Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, Future of Freedom Foundation and Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 2571157 >You just killed <name>, a 14 year old broker. He will be remembered by his two sons <name>, and <name>. Early bloomer, that one.
>> [_] Anon 2571160 .... You have killed Dr. Philip Luzarraga, a 14-year old surgeon from Lewiston, ME. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Malory
>> [_] Anon 2571165 >You have killed Phillis Willow Painter, a 14-year old chief of police from Middletown, OH. She will be succeeded by her children, Clement, and Everett. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. okay
>> [_] Anon 2571166 >># This country really went downhill when we made being a surgeon heritable.
>> [_] Anon 2571169 >Trying to make me feel bad about killing people in a game videogames != real life
>> [_] Anon 2571176 >># This game tought me nothing I was too curious about what other possibilities i could get went on a fucking rampage
>> [_] Anon 2571180 A 96 year old acupuncturist? I'm not sure I want a fucking person who was alive during World War 1 stabbing me with needles.
>> [_] Anon 2571181 I just wanted to see someone from my hometown, which is big enough that it shouldn't have taken very long. I must have killed between 200 and 300 people and not a single one was from there. This is your fault game.
>> [_] Anon 2571183 >># SO MANY FUCKING EDGES!! HOLY FUCK WATCH THE FUCK OUT HERE!!
>> [_] Anon 2571185 >># Yeah well... I killed an 84 year old pornstar.
>> [_] Anon 2571192 >># Once you start you can't stop I know all the others coming for me want me dead in revenge for the ones I accidentally killed at the start. >jewish War veterans society
>> [_] Anon 2571195 >THIS IS A GAME WITH A MESSAGE >FEEL BAD FOR THE PIXELS >I PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO THIS PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY This isn't a game. it's some tumblr faggot who found out basic programming, made a retarded and poorly made program. If I wanted to play a game that makes me feel bad about killing people I would play Spec Ops: The Line at least it's fun.
>> [_] Anon 2571197 >># You have killed Mirabel Kore Delahay Sr., a 12-year old porn star from Enid, OK. She was a member of Blinded Veterans AssociationCatholic War Veterans. U..huh. >Sr. Oh fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2571198 You have killed Koralle Polly Youel, a 13-year old waste collector from Naples, FL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Buck, and her children, Cassandry, Allin, and Mariejeanne. She was a member of Associated Builders and Contractors. RNG is RNG
>> [_] Anon 2571199 >You have killed Thatch Jackson, an 89 year old dancer from Lubbock, TX >Thatch's grandson is waiting for a response to that e-mail how old is he supposed to be? 503?
>> [_] Anon 2571201 I think this has to do less about being 2 edgy and more about natural selection of the gene pool. Shooting people who are walking towards gunshots and body's are probably going to get killed off anyway soon.
>> [_] Anon 2571203 >># >You have killed Huey Doyle Vezeau, a 14-year old proctologist from Medford, OR >14 year old >proctologist holy lels this game is good
>> [_] Anon 2571205 You have killed Pia Diedrich II, a 10-year old medic from Belleville, IL. I think 10 is the lower limit, and 96 the upper
>> [_] Anon 2571207 i wonder what so important about this street
>> [_] Anon 2571209 >># this is the first thing I thought too, like, if they don't want to die so badly why are they literally CHARGING at a gun-wielding man surrounding by a mountain of corpses
>> [_] Anon 2571228 >You have killed Ms. Shannah Rosalie Lein, a 19-year old detective from North Charleston, SC. She will be succeeded by her husband, Hendrick, and her children, Mirelle, Winny, and Roice. She was a member of Gold Star Families for Peace, Associated Builders and Contractors and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. This game is fucking amazing
>> [_] Anon 2571236 >You have killed Sir Bennie Biggerstaff, a 12-year old homeowner from New London, CT. He was a member of Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 2571239 >You have killed faggot, a 19 year old mason >mason and nothing of value was lost
>> [_] Anon 2571241 >># >population control The need for violent population control is an idea one century discredited.
>> [_] Anon 2571244 >You have killed Mr. Hamel Donald Grona Jr., a 71-year old princess from Bossier City, LA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Felicdad. >71-year old >male >princess
>> [_] Anon 2571247 >You have killed Dr. Tobin Blare Yzerman, a 80-year old stripper from Santa Fe, NM. He was a member of Hope For Veterans.

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[_] [G] Who have you killed today? Printer Ink 1550915 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1550916 Ah crap, I killed Kenny.
>> [_] Anon 1550922 You have killed Miss Rasla Sydel Kyle, a 20-year old gladiator from Roanoke, VA.
>> [_] Anon 1550932 You have killed Angel Derrek Brodfuehrer Sr., a 12-year old rabbi from Duluth, MN. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Lilli.
>> [_] Anon 1550936 You have killed Merril Oliveira, a 91-year old game designer from Fredericksburg, VA. He was a member of American Legion Riders. >91 year old >Game designer >lolwut
>> [_] Anon 1550944 You have killed Sir Taylor Emmett Blake-Knox, a 12-year old film director from Conroe, TX. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Kameko, and his children, Urban, Wilfred, and Fredia.
>> [_] Anon 1550946 You have killed Miss Daile Albers, a 92-year old alderman from Alton, IL. She was a member of International Dance Teachers Association, American Peace Mobilization, Antiwar.com and Servicemembers Legal Defense Network. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1550948 THEY HAVE TO CLIMB OVER THE MOUNTAINS OF CARCASSES THAT CARPET THE ROAD, AND THE WAY IS SLICK WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN AND YET STILL THEY APPROACH ME.
>> [_] Anon 1550951 >># Muhahaha.
>> [_] Anon 1550952 every time you kill someone on this game, Obama eats a kittens soul.
>> [_] Anon 1550953 >># I hate kittens! Yay!
>> [_] Anon 1550956 This game eats resources and your computer will get warm playing it. I'm guessing each person needs new resources and the old ones resources are never freed.
>> [_] Anon 1550960 You have killed Dale Otho Popoff, a 88-year old prostitute from Warren, OH. He was a member of Nevada Shakespeare Company and Parents Anonymous. not sure what to make of this
>> [_] Anon 1550982 I have killed Madam Cameo Norndon, a 18-year old clergymen from Lynn, MA. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association, Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks and Society of the Cincinnati. Wasn't she ambitious?
>> [_] Anon 1550985 >># >International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Intersex Law Association. I'd say you did the world a favour.
>> [_] Anon 1551002 >># If I was walking down a street/sidewalk and saw all those bodies, I would've NOPE'd the fuck out of there.
>> [_] Anon 1551027 I have killed Miranda Rummell, Jr, a 79 year-old stripper from Chapel Hill NC.She was a member of the NAACP.
>> [_] Anon 1551030 You have killed Sasha Hilliard Dalmard III, a 39-year old street sweeper from Flagstaff, AZ. He was a member of Royal Academy of Dance. You have killed Madam Nedda ToshachNTMVAA Jr., a 54-year old company secretary from Atlantic City, NJ. She will be succeeded by her children, Gabrielle, Ignacio, and Myron.
>> [_] QuitePossiblyRetarted 1551039 You have killed Mrs. Selena Sasore, a 11-year old baker from Sheboygan, WI. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Philip.
>> [_] Anon 1551042 You have killed Alene Bucci II, a 11-year old porn star from Kansas City, KS. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Peyton. She was a member of Bay Area Conservation Guild and Bay Area Conservation Guild. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. AHAHAHAHA.
>> [_] Anon 1551046 >10 year old geophysicist
>> [_] Anon 1551050 >># I'd buy her movies.
>> [_] Anon 1551053 What is this horrible, ineffectual guilt machine supposed to be accomplishing? Present a person with a scenario, then berate them for reacting to it? durr.
>> [_] Anon 1551060 You have killed Daren Angel Turchan, a 11-year old geophysicist from Dothan , AL. 11yr old !?
>> [_] Anon 1551061 You have killed Nina Willabella Menaker Sr., a 14-year old executioner from Dover, DE. She will be succeeded by her children, Tiana, and Heida. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and American Coalition of Citizens with Disabilities. She will be dearly missed.
>> [_] Anon 1551063 You have killed Ms. Adoree Schledwitz Jr., a 90-year old novelist from New Braunfels, TX. She was a member of Catholic Worker Movement. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1551064 You have killed Nathanil Isaac Iyengar, a 74-year old court jester from Kent, OH.
>> [_] Anon 1551069 You have killed Sir Edmund Randecker, a 16-year old aerospace engineer from Boca Raton, FL. He was a member of American Peace Mobilization. Remember Edmund Randecker? You killed him, and you don't even remember. Edmund Randecker never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. Edmund Randecker is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
>> [_] Anon 1551071 You have killed Frieda Wai, a 13-year old fire marshal from Vineland, NJ. She was a member of Fraser Institute. Frieda Wai's nephew is waiting for a response to that e-mail... This games only content is making me want to shoot people to read about ridicoulous career paths.
>> [_] Anon 1551075 You have killed Madam Karyn Kashima, a 30-year old drug dealer from Lompoc, CA. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Karine. She was a member of Catholic Worker Movement. She was on her way to an animal shelter.
>> [_] Anon 1551091 You have killed Jerrine Sidoney Langenberg II, a 13-year old pedologist from Gulfport, MS.
>> [_] Anon 1551092 Almost 3/4ths of these people were over 70 and in professions that make no sense, or are overly touchy feely. Also, a 96 year old gigolo. Also, apparently a 14 year old medical doctor, who was an expert on Iraqi studies.
>> [_] Anon 1551094 You have killed Miss Amelie Octavia Copeman II, a 11-year old tax lawyer from Columbia, SC. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Braden, and her children, Roni, Amalie, Aurea, Luci, and Ursala.
>> [_] Anon 1551097 You have killed Terrell Reza Alfred Sr., a 26-year old princess from Sarasota, FL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Mallorie, and his children, Marius, Hildagard, and Piper. >He >Princess
>> [_] Anon 1551098 You have killed Garv McNulty Jr., a 11-year old real estate broker from El Paso, TX. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Margalo, and his children, Munmro, and Laryssa. He was a member of Blinded Veterans AssociationCatholic War Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 1551102 This idea was dumb when it was an XKCD comic. I can't believe someone actually made a flash game of it.

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>> [_] Anon 1480476 You have killed Mr. Reginald Worth Rudisill, a 13-year old theatre director from Greensboro, NC. He will be succeeded by his children, Constancy, Albina, Erich, Emmet, and Giovanne. wat
>> [_] Anon 1480477 You have killed Wilbert Carboni, a 14-year old lighthouse keeper from Owensboro, KY. wat
>> [_] Anon 1480478 You have killed Jeanine Gail Tecklenburg, a 95-year old executor from Bakersfield, CA. WAT
>> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 1480479 You know, Wilbert liked video games. Before you killed him that is
>> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 1480480 You have killed Kat Testagc, a 89-year old astronaut from Mobile, AL. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 1480484 Getting a few irregularities, a married 10-year old 178 year old with three kids, 75 year oild king, etc. just where are these people?
>> [_] Anon 1480485 You have killed Camille Daphene Lepine Jr., a 12-year old ironworker from Shreveport, LA. She will be succeeded by her children, Helen-Elizabeth, and Roze. She was a member of American Ex-Prisoners of War and LewRockwell.com. the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1480494 this is a piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 1480496 A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of Chess?
>> [_] Anon 1480497 there is something similar with a good graphics?
>> [_] Anon 1480498 >You have killed Dr. Easton Cheeseman, a 13-year old lighthouse keeper from Lancaster, OH. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and Collegiate Veterans Association. Jesus fucking Christ, I did the world a favor
>> [_] Anon 1480499 You have killed Rod Marco, a 15-year old lady-in-waiting... that's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1480502 You have killed Dr. Julissa Bernice Beninger, a 13-year old secret service agent from San Bernardino, CA. She will be succeeded by her children, Cordula, Stinky, and Quiggly. She was a member of Survivors of Incest Anon and Catholic Worker Movement.
>> [_] Anon 1480512 >active preservation of incest Oh god what have I done also how could that bullet fly through her head 4 times
>> [_] Anon 1480515 You have killed Madam Cam Hugo Sr., a 84-year old underwear model from DeKalb, IL.
>> [_] Anon 1480516 You have killed Miss Sharleen Mattes, a 17-year old taxi-driver from Newark, DE. She will be succeeded by her children, Brina, Delaney, Joannes, and Alton.
>> [_] Anon 1480517 I like to pretend they're real people, and I'm taking part in some weird net-to-life killing simulation.
>> [_] Anon 1480518 You have killed Uri Jedediah Kluger II, a 11-year old copywriter from Portland, ME. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Dorry, and his children, Stig, Jermayne, and Alston. He was a member of Catholic Worker Movement and United States Power Squadrons.
>> [_] Anon 1480520 >># Have you seen a doctor lately? Your thirst for blood might be a symptom of a serious mental disorder.
>> [_] /k/omrade 1480522 >># No, it's a sign of WINNING!
>> [_] Anon 1480523 You have killed Carilyn Electronics, a 92-year old web developer from Stockton, CA. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Karyn. She was a member of Atlas Economic Research Foundation.
>> [_] Anon 1480525 You have killed Britt Delroy, a 72-year old batman from North Little Rock, AR. OH GOD I KILLED A BATMAN
>> [_] Anon 1480526 >># Heh. Heheh. Hahahah. Hahahahahaha. HA hahahahaaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1480536 You have killed Madam Koressa Ulrica Kepekci III, a 14-year old ufologist from Hemet, CA. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Antopathos 1480540 >You have killed Vita Boorne, a 36-year old Imam from Shawnee, OK. He was a member of Loyal Order of Moose and New Battlefront Foundation Looks like I caught a terrorist. Or a lunatic.
>> [_] Anon 1480551 You have killed Oscar Marcin McLeod, a 11-year old hitman from Wheeling, WV.
>> [_] Anon 1480552 You have killed Sir Tiebout Soyster, a 14-year old prostitute from Pasco, WA. He was a member of GI Rights Network. You have killed Flinn Mohammad, a 13-year old cameraman from Coronado, CA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Sophie, and his children, Matilde, and Sloan.
>> [_] Anon 1480553 >># >># But where the hood at?
>> [_] Anon 1480566 You have killed Sir Wildon Wahab II, a 12-year old wrestler from Palo Alto, CA. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. OH GOD WHY
>> [_] Anon 1480568 You have killed Ritchie Colin Branchaud, a 91-year old stunt double from Hattiesburg, MS.
>> [_] Anon 1480572 You have killed Aurel Matelda Slempers, a 90-year old bounty hunter from Napa, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1480575 You have killed Archie McLean, a 11-year old chemist from Utica, NY. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous, Fraternal Order Orioles, Cherokee Nation Warriors Society and Peace Action. the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1480576 >># Makes your life seem a little pointless, doesnt it?
>> [_] Anon 1480577 How come this is so fun?
>> [_] Anon 1480578 Because you have one gear. Go!
>> [_] Anon 1480579 You have killed Sheelah Ethel Patwardhan III, a 14-year old underwear model from Chattanooga, TN. She was a member of Friends of Animals.
>> [_] Anon 1480581 You have killed Marcin Ripley Doolin, a 45-year old taxonomist from Grand Rapids, MI. He was a member of Another Mother For Peace. >he >Another Mother For Peace You have killed Westbrook Bradly Hernandez Sr., a 83-year old sexton from Champaign, IL. He was a member of Common Dreams. I killled a sexton. This is quite a fun game.
>> [_] Anon 1480584 You have killed Bethanne Ghanem, a 70-year old oracle from Akron, OH. She was a member of In Defense of Animals. NOT THE ORACLE You have killed Hakim Reese Sunderland III, a 30-year old joker from Ponce zona urbana, PR. That silly joker... You have killed Coleman Chaunce Dickerson, a 16-year old parole officer from Los Angeles, CA. He will be succeeded by his son, Rufe. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. I didn't know this one was possible...
>> [_] Anon 1480585 You have killed Lulu Dyanna Kapil, a 63-year old gladiator from Roanoke, VA.
>> [_] Anon 1480586 I KILLED THE TERMINATOR. You have killed Forbes Lowther, a 90-year old terminator from San Bernardino, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1480594 >You have killed Mr. Phillipp Giorgio Mathewson Jr., a 11-year old pimp from Roanoke, VA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Florella. He was a member of National Council Against Health Fraud and Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors.
>> [_] Anon 1480602 You have killed Tiffie Theo Takiyanagi II, a 40-year old gigolo from Kenosha, WI.
>> [_] Anon 1480603 You have killed Ronny Bot Sr., a 10-year old illuminator from Meriden, CT.
>> [_] Anon 1480621 Ritchie Delroy wont make it to his best friends birthday party tonight. Because you killed him.
>> [_] Anon 1480622 You have killed Weslie Henline Sr., a 14-year old dressmaker from Columbus, OH. He will be succeeded by his wife, Elwira, and his children, Humphrey, Dulcia, and Kory. Lucky bastard
>> [_] Anon 1480623 You have killed Rufus Norman Ethington, a 13-year old manservant from Irvine, CA. wat
>> [_] Anon 1480624 You have killed Shimon Nealy Baldridge, a 75-year old mobster from Evanston, IL. awww
>> [_] Anon 1480625 >You have killed Greta Radvanyi, a 69-year old archbishop from New Haven, CT. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Nahanial. >Greta Radvnyi's grandfather is waiting for response to that e-mail... How da jeebus fuck...
>> [_] Anon 1480629 You have killed Candida Kevina Ronaldson III, a 15-year old wine connoisseur from Lawton, OK. Fuck the police.
>> [_] Anon 1480636 You have killed Merlin Najafi III, a 12-year old stripper from Pawtucket, RI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Issie. He was a member of Common Dreams. He was not ready to die.
>> [_] Anon 1480637 I JUST KILLED A 14 YEAR OLD TEACHER AND A 12 YEAR OLD EXPLORER. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
>> [_] Anon 1480639 You have killed Cornelius Betterley, a 13-year old ostler from Kent, OH. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Peria, and his children, Wayland, and Katrine. He was a member of PIRG and British Ballet Organisation.

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[_] [G] i maed a better art game guyz hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1324881 it's art because it makes you think about who you kill Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1324885 13 year olds shouldn't be succeeded by their wives. :S
>> [_] Anon 1324888 >You have killed Zack Willi Rupnow, a 12-year old chief compliance officer from Bay City, MI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Luana. He was a member of National Association for Black Veterans. lol
>> [_] Anon 1324893 I stopped a 12 year old sniper. I feel good about myself now thanks to this game.
>> [_] Anon 1324894 This was hilarious. Keep up the good work!
>> [_] Anon 1324897 You have killed Zea Kaczmarek, a 14-year old surgeon from Laredo, TX. I feel like I'm saving lives removing some of these people from the world.
>> [_] Anon 1324899 Yah, needs work on gender and age segregation. I had a male hostess, and a 20-year-old who was a member of "Vietnam Vets Against The War".
>> [_] Anon 1324901 Maybe I would stop shooting them if they would stop coming towards me and I run out of bullets.
>> [_] Anon 1324902 >># I had something about a 27 year old, who's daughter wont be able to see them after being separated for 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1324904 OH GOD WAT IS HAPPESNENG
>> [_] Anon 1324906 All I thought about was how stupid the random name age and occupation generator could be at times.
>> [_] Anon 1324907 I killed a 14 year old pornstar.
>> [_] Anon 1324909 You have killed Bartholomeo Buskens, a 95-year old scribe from Normal, IL. Bartholomeo Buskens won't be making it to his best friend's birthday party tonight. Why did you do it? Bartholomeo Buskens's brother is missing him. Bartholomeo Buskens would be asking you why you killed him, but he can't, because he's dead. Stop doing this. You're not just hurting the people you're shooting, but their families and friends, too. >this.... is art.
>> [_] Anon 1324910 >You have killed Brent Thorstein Groff, a 13-year old geophysicist from Pittsburgh, PA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Merissa, and his children, Mordecai, Jenda, Meghann, Inessa, Francene, Gomer, Hank, and Augustine. He was a member of Narcotics Anonymous. He was about to get a promotion at his job. Holy shit balls
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1324912 >># I lol'd hard.
>> [_] Anon 1324913 You have killed Tania Gunilla Cuu II, a 15-year old biologist from Kokomo, IN. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Leon. Her life was just starting to look up again, too...
>> [_] Anon 1324915 Drea Moyna Janke would be asking you why you killed her, but she can't, because she's dead.
>> [_] Anon 1324916 "You have killed Mr. Rolf Gregg Hesse, a 13-year old pedologist from Pasco, WA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Kacy, and his daughter, Kristin. He was a member of War Resisters League, Long Island Alliance for Peaceful Alternatives and Animal Aid. " lol
>> [_] Anon 1324917 >You have killed Mika Scheck Jr., a 84-year old mediator from Fayetteville, NC. He was a member of Organic Consumers Association and UNEP. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1324920 Hahahaha.
>> [_] Anon 1324921 Pretty deep man.
>> [_] Anon 1324923 GUYS GUYS you can kill people FASTER if you shoot while walking backwards!
>> [_] Anon 1324925 >You have killed Miss Madelon Shemwell, a 73-year old batman from Goshen, IN.
>> [_] Anon 1324926 You have killed Mrs. Nicky Elspeth Kapuscinski, a 11-year old governor from Shawnee, OK. She will be succeeded by her husband, Tanny, and her children, Phylys, Bo, Krissy, Michaella, Laureen, Velma, Kynthia, and Reena. LOL I popped a LOLI OCTOMOM GOVERNOR wtf???? hahahahahhahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1324927 why am I killing all theese people
>> [_] Anon 1324929 apparently there are prime ministers from texas, and somehow an 87 year old woman made a living as an umbrella repairer
>> [_] Anon 1324936 >># It's GTA
>> [_] Anon 1324939 You have killed Kam Bentley Bialkenius, a 14-year old electrician from Wichita, KS. For a electrician, she didn't put up much... resistance
>> [_] Anon 1324941 Here's a better one You have killed Montgomery Shannon Pankhurst, a 10-year old mediator from Santa Ana, CA. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and GI Rights Network.
>> [_] Anon 1324943 This is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1324944 This game gave me an incredible hard on.
>> [_] Anon 1324945 Why am I killing nothing but underage people and elderly people who should be retired
>> [_] Anon 1324947 i killed a 94 year old 5th grader
>> [_] Anon 1324948 >You have killed Madam Goldina Dowdy, a 14-year old proofreader from Minneapolis, MN. She was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous. dohohoho
>> [_] Anon 1324950 >You have killed Ms. Elsinore Bridgette Bach, a 96-year old gangster from Jackson, TN. That hoe is straight gangsta shit.
>> [_] Anon 1324951 >># i wish i could walk backwards D:
>> [_] Anon 1324952 The fuck is this new layout?
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1324959 >># no idea.
>> [_] Anon 1324963 You have killed Dr. Maressa Nilakantan, a 13-year old prison officer from Rocky Mount, NC.
>> [_] Anon 1324965 >14 yr old professor lol'd IF THEY SURVIVE MORE THAN ONE HEADSHOT THEY AREN'T HUMAN!
>> [_] Anon 1324968 I'm not familiar with modern weapons. What kind of gun has 8 bullet magazines?
>> [_] Anon 1324969 I killed a 10 year old bartender, a woman no less. She will be succeeded by her family? WTF.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1324970 >># art guns.
>> [_] Anon 1324972 A 96 YEAR OLD WET NURSE!? Gross.
>> [_] Anon 1324973 >You have killed Darrell Silgardo III, a 10-year old court jester from Portsmouth, VA. He was a member of Clutterers Anonymous. FUCKING COURT JESTERS! I HATE COURT JESTERS!
>> [_] Anon 1324976 >You have killed Danita Cary Methiwalla, a 30-year old sales person from San Bernardino, CA. Shit! I live in San Bernardino, California! I have to see if Danita Cary Methiwalla is a real person, and if so.... MURDER HER.
>> [_] All day !jCOMomijIM 1324977 You have killed Sarge Descotes, a 11-year old biologist from Sumter, SC.
>> [_] Anon 1324978 You have killed Mendie Otis Byk Jr., a 14-year old president from Bethlehem, PA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Anais, and his children, Will, and Salome. He was a member of Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States and Iraq Peace Action Coalition. Holy shit
>> [_] All day !jCOMomijIM 1324979 You have killed Mr. Jean-Paul Locke Waddington, a 10-year old nun from Rochester, MN. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Sianna, and his daughter, Valene. Thats all sort of wrong
>> [_] Anon 1324980 You have killed Siffre Hildebrand, a 11-year old soda jerk from Santa Maria, CA. Siffre was a jerk, i never liked him
>> [_] Anon 1324988 >You have killed Ginelle Maure Coallier, a 89-year old drug dealer from Alton, IL. Fucking drug dealers. Fucking OLD ass drug dealers.
>> [_] Anon 1324992 killed an 11-year-old landlord
>> [_] Anon 1324993 LOGIC ERROR. >You have killed Wenda Barkley, a 50-year old interior designer from Kannapolis, NC. She was a member of Public Patent Foundation. Her50th birthday would have been in 6 days.
>> [_] Anon 1325001 You have killed Davidde Koellner, a 95-year old dealer from Danville, VA. He was a member of Imperial Society of Teachers of Dancing. He was not ready to die.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1325002 I'm heading to bed, /f/. Hope you enjoyed.
>> [_] Anon 1325003 You have killed Oscar Jordy Oertelt, a 17-year old pornographer from Oklahoma City, OK. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association.
>> [_] Anon 1325004 Who is this person talking to me, and how do they know so much about these people? Is it you Raptor Jesus?
>> [_] Raptor Jesus 1325005 ...lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1325006 I killed a slut. >You have killed Audra Gonzales, a 14-year old perfumer from Colorado Springs, CO. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Dabney, and her children, Fara, Stearne, and Waylan.
>> [_] Anon 1325008 You have killed Una Merralee Luan, a 94-year old astronaut from Fort Pierce, FL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Spenser, and her children, Caressa, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, and Rowland.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1325009 >># wait are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 1325010 I've killed a 13 years old spy. Damn russian, always going too far and recruiting too young. And a fucking 95yo garbage collector. Man, 95 years old, and still working as a garbage collector ! That was a hell of a life. Feel better I help all these people.
>> [_] Anon 1325012 >># I thought you went to bed, yeah. Someone sure love that name.
>> [_] Anon 1325013 Joelynn Yorke might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where her body is. In front of you. Dead.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1325016 >># I refreshed one more time before I turned my computer off, but now I'm curious. The odds of that being a glitch are much higher than the odds of that naturally occurring, but shit if I know how that could have glitched.
>> [_] Anon 1325022 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? >You have killed Marilu Umeeda, a 14-year old housewife from Miami Beach, FL. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Wrennie, and his children, Grace, and Ned. He was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans.
>> [_] Boondoggle !!pFc/kCwoEHL 1325034 I'm pretty sure these guys are all zombies. :|
>> [_] Anon 1325037 >You have killed Madam Laraine Maddi Heald, a 12-year old undercover agent from Long Beach, CA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Brent, and her children, Christorpher, Weslie, and Vinny. lol
>> [_] Anon 1325040 >You have killed Sarge Porter Shultz Sr., a 69-year old fitter from Palm Desert, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Dorothee. He was a member of Survivors of Incest Anon and Center for Libertarian Studies. >Incest Anon
>> [_] Anon 1325041 >You have killed Dionysus Dino Prosise, a 13-year old flight instructor from Sumter, SC. He was a member of Students for a Democratic Society.
>> [_] Anon 1325042 >You have killed Wojciech Hamlin Marcelissen Jr., a 13-year old acupuncturist from San Antonio, TX. He was a member of Midwest Regional Conservation Guild. He will be dearly missed.
>> [_] Anon 1325061 >You have killed Thomasin Ranieri, a 13-year old photographer assistant from Ashland, KY. She will be succeeded by her children, Mattie, and Temp. That whore had 2 kids?
>> [_] Anon 1325067 You have killed Quinta Travers, a 95-year old gigolo from Salem, OR. She was a member of British Ballet Organisation. she was a gigolo it's an interesting thought
>> [_] Anon 1325070 It's mostly mercy killings
>> [_] Anon 1325071 You have killed Mr. Tarzan Gershom Adamski III, a 12-year old teacher from Waltham, MA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Alleen, and his son, Karl. He was a member of Emotions Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1325072 You have killed Liam Marcin Laroche, a 59-year old hitman from Rapid City, SD. He is a hitman and near 60. It was a mercy killing.
>> [_] Anon 1325074 You have killed Walt Wilson, a 18-year old hunter from Salt Lake City, UT. He was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, Disabled American Veterans and Friends of Animals. >Hunter >Friends of Animals This guy would've understood why I did what I did.
>> [_] Anon 1325081 I killed one person. Some 98 year old geezer and the game guilt trips me about how his father is missing him and how his grandmother won't be getting that email from him.
>> [_] Anon 1325083 3 dimensions dont work like that.
>> [_] Anon 1325088 Thank god I killed that Dictator, I think I freed a nation.
>> [_] Anon 1325113 if they dont die with 3 headshots, they are not human SHOOT THE FUCKERS
>> [_] Matt !!ppfSW4CbraH 1325115 Oh, how wonderful life is now that I've got a gun.
>> [_] Anon 1325117 Posting in an >80 reply thread
>> [_] Anon 1325122 anyone else notice the similarities to Resident Evil 5? White protagonist..... lots o black ppl to shoot?
>> [_] Anon 1325124 You have killed Miss Jacky Szkarlat Jr., a 12-year old bellhop from El Paso de Robles, CA. She will be succeeded by her son, Wilfred. She was a member of Cocaine Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1325127 this may be the most replies ive seen on a thread in /f/
>> [_] Anon 1325128 You have killed Alphonse Andros Kearney, a 12-year old prostitute from Concord, NC. He was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts and Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
>> [_] Anon 1325129 This guy just took 2 mags to the head and lived... I felt so bad I let him go after that.
>> [_] Anon 1325131 The game starts freezing up around a 100 kills I think.
>> [_] Anon 1325132 PRESS R TO RELOAD HOLD R TO AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1325135 You have killed Thaddeus Kevin O'Heocha, a 48-year old alchemist from Provo, UT. He was a member of UNEP and The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry. I KILLED AN ALCHEMIST WILL I TURN TO GOLD
>> [_] Anon 1325136 why would you bind this to click release?
>> [_] Anon 1325177 >># Is this a meme or is it just one stupid fat guy posting every day?
>> [_] Anon 1325180 Must kill them before they kill me.
>> [_] Anon 1325181 I'll bet someone else made this and is whining about violent video games.
>> [_] Anon 1325183 >You have killed Dr. Jarvis Grandmason Sr., a 95-year old bodyguard from Petersburg, VA. I have a lot to say about this. for starters, he certainly did a poor job considering he wasn't armed and wasn't able to blow my ass away. Second: If this game is trying to say guns and video game violence are bad, then what's the point about making a bodyguard an innocent victim? Doesn't that say that some people should be armed to protect others that aren't? But doesn't that mean that you're just using violence by proxy to protect yourself? I thought that was wrong?
>> [_] Anon 1325184 "Daisi Roehrig is still dead. There is no respawning in real life." OH MY GOD I FEEL AW- Oh wait, this is still a video game. So op: where did you find this? I'm curious who this fag is.
>> [_] Anon 1325186 >You have killed Floyd Duffy Saiyed, a 13-year old marine biologist from Bangor, ME. He was a member of Knights of Columbus. Smart fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1325188 You have killed Page Tine Reda Jr., a 33-year old interior designer from Denver, CO. She was a member of The Council for National Interest. Page Tine Reda's grandmother is waiting for a response to that e-mail...
>> [_] Anon 1325189 Why should I care about people whose only thought is to walk towards me?
>> [_] Anon 1325190 100th post get.
>> [_] Anon 1325191 >># What about their little pixel children? Or their little pixel wives? Or little pixel brothers and children? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE PIXELS?!
>> [_] Anon 1325192 >See someone from my hometown Well fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1325193 You have killed Ms. Britani Dragan, a 10-year old obstetrician from Casper, WY. She will be succeeded by her children, Dulcea, and Mario. She was a member of Massachusetts Animal Rights Coalition.
>> [_] Anon 1325196 You have killed Daren Greeley, a 10-year old executioner from Monterey, CA. alright, i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1325197 You have killed Neilla Labuhn, a 14-year old neurologist from Kingsport, TN. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Woodman. Her14th birthday would have been in 8 days. Holy shit that's where I live!
>> [_] Anon 1325198 >how many innocent people must you kill? ALL OF THEM
>> [_] Anon 1325199 You have killed Davin Sax ToshachNTMVAA, a 44-year old boxer from State College, PA. He was a member of GI Rights Network. You have killed Fleur Lenehan Jr., a 10-year old physician from Erie, PA. She was a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and Narcotics Anonymous. You have killed Nelli Mozelle Chong, a 90-year old porn star from Dayton, OH. She was a member of Catholic Association for International Peace. You have killed Temple Tommy Wayling, a 59-year old cellist from Lincoln, NE. He was a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council, Cherokee Nation Warriors Society, Public Patent Foundation, The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry and Parents Anonymous. You have killed Katalin Bunn, a 13-year old violinist from Iowa City, IA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Klee, and her children, Alston, and Reuben. She was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts.
>> [_] Anon 1325218 i go to bed, wake up 8 hours later, and this is still here?
>> [_] Anon 1325233 You have killed Wallie Farhan, a 11-year old spy from Lawrence, MA. She will be succeeded by her children, Bobbette, Nettle, and Boniface.
>> [_] Anon 1325270 You have killed Dr. Elmore Skipton Ganguly, a 12-year old park ranger from Mansfield, OH. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Lysandra, and his daughter, Wynny. He was a member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA. i lol'd
>> [_] !NAMdiwz0Sw 1325272 Say, Jeff, Could we add more people?
>> [_] Anon 1325283 I had a 73 year old stripper. Intresting...
>> [_] Zog I Of Albania !!L1OM7C8MGHT 1325287 You have killed Sir Chip Thebault Zanga Sr., a 71-year old respiratory therapist from Gary, IN. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Gates. He was a member of Center for Small Government and Center for Small Government.
>> [_] Zog I Of Albania !!L1OM7C8MGHT 1325288 You have killed Mr. Conroy Efram Jong, a 24-year old terminator from Billings, MT. He will be succeeded by his son, Hamel. WHERE IS SARAH CONNER
>> [_] Anon 1325289 You have killed Wallie Cicily Maruszak II, a 11-year old ocularist from Salt Lake City, UT. She will be succeeded by her husband, Adolf. She was a member of The World Can't Wait, Public Citizen, AnimaNaturalis, Future of Freedom Foundation and Artistic American Veterans. lol
>> [_] Anon 1325296 You have killed Mac Crozier, a 16-year old athlete from Norfolk, VA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Mira, and his children, Merrilee, and Athene. He was a member of Air Force Sergeants Association. His life was just starting to look up again, too.. It's not my fault that I killed him after he ruined his career with those steroids.
>> [_] Anon 1325302 Posting in a /f/ thread with a million replies.
>> [_] Anon 1325306 i've never understood why some newspapers use succeeded by, they're not going to take over the family business of switchboard operator
>> [_] Anon 1325307 You mean "survived by" not "succeeded by".