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[_] [G] Who have you killed today? Printer Ink 08/17/11(Wed)13:53 No.1550915
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)13:58 No.1550916
Ah crap, I killed Kenny.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)14:18 No.1550922
You have killed Miss Rasla Sydel Kyle, a 20-year old gladiator from Roanoke, VA.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)14:47 No.1550932
You have killed Angel Derrek Brodfuehrer Sr., a 12-year old rabbi from Duluth, MN. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Lilli.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)14:57 No.1550936
You have killed Merril Oliveira, a 91-year old game designer from Fredericksburg, VA. He was a
member of American Legion Riders.
>91 year old
>Game designer
>lolwut
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:22 No.1550944
You have killed Sir Taylor Emmett Blake-Knox, a 12-year old film director from Conroe, TX. He
will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Kameko, and his children, Urban, Wilfred, and Fredia.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:25 No.1550946
You have killed Miss Daile Albers, a 92-year old alderman from Alton, IL. She was a member of
International Dance Teachers Association, American Peace Mobilization, Antiwar.com and
Servicemembers Legal Defense Network. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20
years.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:38 No.1550948
THEY HAVE TO CLIMB OVER THE MOUNTAINS OF CARCASSES THAT CARPET THE ROAD, AND THE WAY IS SLICK
WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN AND YET STILL THEY APPROACH ME.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:41 No.1550951
>>1550948
Muhahaha.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:42 No.1550952
every time you kill someone on this game, Obama eats a kittens soul.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)15:43 No.1550953
>>1550952
I hate kittens! Yay!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)16:12 No.1550956
This game eats resources and your computer will get warm playing it.
I'm guessing each person needs new resources and the old ones resources are never freed.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)16:33 No.1550960
You have killed Dale Otho Popoff, a 88-year old prostitute from Warren, OH. He was a member of
Nevada Shakespeare Company and Parents Anonymous.
not sure what to make of this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)17:23 No.1550982
I have killed Madam Cameo Norndon, a 18-year old clergymen from Lynn, MA. She was a member of
International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association, Benevolent and
Protective Order of Elks and Society of the Cincinnati. Wasn't she ambitious?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)17:24 No.1550985
>>1550982
>International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Intersex Law Association.
I'd say you did the world a favour.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)18:05 No.1551002
>>1550948
If I was walking down a street/sidewalk and saw all those bodies, I would've NOPE'd the fuck out
of there.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)18:53 No.1551027
I have killed Miranda Rummell, Jr, a 79 year-old stripper from Chapel Hill NC.She was a member of
the NAACP.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)18:57 No.1551030
You have killed Sasha Hilliard Dalmard III, a 39-year old street sweeper from Flagstaff, AZ. He
was a member of Royal Academy of Dance.
You have killed Madam Nedda ToshachNTMVAA Jr., a 54-year old company secretary from Atlantic
City, NJ. She will be succeeded by her children, Gabrielle, Ignacio, and Myron.
>> [_] QuitePossiblyRetarted 08/17/11(Wed)19:42 No.1551039
You have killed Mrs. Selena Sasore, a 11-year old baker from Sheboygan, WI. She will be succeeded
by her loving husband, Philip.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)19:47 No.1551042
You have killed Alene Bucci II, a 11-year old porn star from Kansas City, KS. She will be
succeeded by her loving husband, Peyton. She was a member of Bay Area Conservation Guild and Bay
Area Conservation Guild. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home
anyway.
AHAHAHAHA.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)19:51 No.1551046
>10 year old geophysicist
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)19:57 No.1551050
>>1551042
I'd buy her movies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:03 No.1551053
What is this horrible, ineffectual guilt machine supposed to be accomplishing? Present a person
with a scenario, then berate them for reacting to it? durr.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:12 No.1551060
You have killed Daren Angel Turchan, a 11-year old geophysicist from Dothan , AL.
11yr old !?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:15 No.1551061
You have killed Nina Willabella Menaker Sr., a 14-year old executioner from Dover, DE. She will
be succeeded by her children, Tiana, and Heida. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay,
Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and American Coalition of Citizens with
Disabilities. She will be dearly missed.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:32 No.1551063
You have killed Ms. Adoree Schledwitz Jr., a 90-year old novelist from New Braunfels, TX. She was
a member of Catholic Worker Movement. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20
years.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:34 No.1551064
You have killed Nathanil Isaac Iyengar, a 74-year old court jester from Kent, OH.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:44 No.1551069
You have killed Sir Edmund Randecker, a 16-year old aerospace engineer from Boca Raton, FL. He
was a member of American Peace Mobilization.
Remember Edmund Randecker? You killed him, and you don't even remember.
Edmund Randecker never got to say goodbye to him friends and family.
Edmund Randecker is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:46 No.1551071
You have killed Frieda Wai, a 13-year old fire marshal from Vineland, NJ. She was a member of
Fraser Institute.
Frieda Wai's nephew is waiting for a response to that e-mail...
This games only content is making me want to shoot people to read about ridicoulous career paths.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:52 No.1551075
You have killed Madam Karyn Kashima, a 30-year old drug dealer from Lompoc, CA. She will be
succeeded by her daughter, Karine. She was a member of Catholic Worker Movement. She was on her
way to an animal shelter.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:49 No.1551091
You have killed Jerrine Sidoney Langenberg II, a 13-year old pedologist from Gulfport, MS.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:49 No.1551092
Almost 3/4ths of these people were over 70 and in professions that make no sense, or are overly
touchy feely. Also, a 96 year old gigolo.
Also, apparently a 14 year old medical doctor, who was an expert on Iraqi studies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:51 No.1551094
You have killed Miss Amelie Octavia Copeman II, a 11-year old tax lawyer from Columbia, SC. She
will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Braden, and her children, Roni, Amalie, Aurea, Luci,
and Ursala.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:04 No.1551097
You have killed Terrell Reza Alfred Sr., a 26-year old princess from Sarasota, FL. He will be
succeeded by his wife, Mallorie, and his children, Marius, Hildagard, and Piper.
>He
>Princess
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:16 No.1551098
You have killed Garv McNulty Jr., a 11-year old real estate broker from El Paso, TX. He will be
succeeded by his beautiful wife, Margalo, and his children, Munmro, and Laryssa. He was a member
of Blinded Veterans AssociationCatholic War Veterans.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:35 No.1551102
This idea was dumb when it was an XKCD comic. I can't believe someone actually made a flash game
of it.
