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[_] Anon 2916438 yes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2916468 gr8 b8 m80
>> [_] Anon 2916477 >if you have a headache, you're gay. lost
>> [_] Anon 2916481 This isn't talking about feminism itself, it's talking about the contradictory messages of feminism and traditional gender roles. Of course there's no middle ground or right thing to do when the whole point of feminism is that it's criticizing and disagreeing with the way things are.
>> [_] Anon 2916557 welcome to gamergate
>> [_] Anon 2916562 pretty fucking much
>> [_] Anon 2916563 >># OP has a headache

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>> [_] Anon 2894427 >if you have a headache you're gay seems legit.
>> [_] Anon 2894440 >># Especially the ending, that retarded "EDNNGGG" pretty much summed it all up for me.
>> [_] Anon 2894447 made a drunk anon re think his life thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 2894465 >># i thought the edn shouldnt have been there but that delicious voiceover for the rest of the thing makes up for it
>> [_] Anon 2894466 "If you have a headache, you're gay" classic
>> [_] Anon 2894478 this flash made me gay
>> [_] Anon 2894504 A lot of the negatives are actually caused by the patriarchy.
>> [_] Anon 2894538 >># ...you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 2894557 >># Can confirm, my ex was a feminist.
>> [_] Anon 2894565 >># Then why do women receive so many benefits and serve lesser sentences when are sentenced for a crime they commit? Sounds more like a matriarchy.
>> [_] Anon 2894573 >># No, because those poor, irrational women couldn't control themselves, probably because they were on their period, so they shouldn't be held to the higher standards that we men are. And that is patriarchy.
>> [_] Anon 2894580 >># you're just too blinded to see women's privilege
>> [_] Anon 2894582 >># No, I don't need to blame an entire gender for my own problems and insecurities, and I don't need to cherry-pick facts to fit an agenda.
>> [_] Anon 2894583 >># Saying it's the patriarchy is blaming an entire gender.
>> [_] Anon 2894584 why did they change strawberry clock into a gnome
>> [_] Anon 2894586 >># I think that's the point of anon's extremely tongue in cheek posting.
>> [_] Anon 2894587 So legit that i went to the feminists leader,kidnapped her and sold her to ISIS
>> [_] Anon 2894593 muh priviledge
>> [_] Anon 2894596 >># >># >># >># >># FEMINAZISM

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[_] Anon 2843310
>> [_] Anon 2843312 why is there so many knomes spouting nonsense on /f/ today?
>> [_] Anon 2843325 >># >nonsense >implying you must be gay anon
>> [_] Anon 2843334 >># potential feminazi detected
>> [_] Anon 2843337 >># Gnomes are wise.
>> [_] Anon 2843338 >># Gnomes Gno All Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2843348 >if you have a headache, you're gay
>> [_] Anon 2843409 >># Wait, where is Strawberry Clock.
>> [_] Anon 2843410 if u put in her butt, she say it hurt if she put it in u butt, ur ghey xd
>> [_] Anon 2843411 >># he's dead son
>> [_] Anon 2843414
>> [_] Anon 2843416 >># ok

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[_] Anon 2678294 woman logic Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2678303 >woman logic Woman have no logic... only emotion. This is why you very rarely see woman in careers such as army generals, politics... anything requiring leadership and a level head to make rationale decisions. It sucks really, because I would like to see more woman going against their emotional hard wiring and doing something more than just breed offspring with an alpha male. Am I sexist? Yes probably... but I'm also a realist.
>> [_] Anon 2678307 >># thank you, I never thought about this
>> [_] Anon 2678310 >># Don't get me wrong... woman have some logic, just not as much as men do. It is hard wired into their brain from thousands of years of child rearing and selecting the best possible mates to mate with and spread the healthiest genes with. I personally believe that emotion is only good for art and the bedroom. Anywhere else it is just a hindrance. Alot of woman do the most stupidest things imaginable because their emotional brain convinces them that its the right thing to do... like date a douche bag Chad that treats her like shit... because he makes her "feel" something inside her. Woman are all about emotion... and emotion is a weakness.
>> [_] Anon 2678321 >># It's circular though. >women are bad at X; it is proven because there are none in jobs that require X. >Therefore let's not hire her for this job. Don't listen to a 13-yo Nietzsche wannabe about reality. How much of your or his belief that women are less likely than men to be rational is based on an echo chamber of media that says women are less likely to be rational, and how much from real experience? Delusional people are MORE likely to believe their beliefs are realistic than realists, because a realist has a greater awareness of the fact that their view of the world is based on an image, a map, a network of concepts that exists only in their head, and is warped and manipulated by social and biological factors that real reality is not.
>> [_] Anon 2678337 >># The reason I know all of this is because Pickup artists get woman to sleep with them by manipulating their emotions. Not their minds. Woman are drawn to emotional porn like 50 shades of gray... because it spikes their emotions. Just because you claim that my claims are delusional doesn't make them so. They are fact and multiple scientific outlets support that woman use their emotional brain over their logical one. Little girl, the grown men are trying to have an adult conversation here... go back to gossiping with your girlfriends or doing your hair or something while us men go achieve something worthwhile.
>> [_] Anon 2678355 Wome are not worth it. Fuck a dude instead.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2678381 >># So, your scientific reasoning behind your assertion that women have no logic is because naughty men can get them in bed? Well then, so it follows, men are infinitely more logical, because ANY woman can get them in bed...
>> [_] Anon 2678399 >># Not him but make a real argument, not "it's not science enough!" without offering anything science-based yourself. If you want to know what science says about whether women are more logically or emotionally driven, go look it up.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2678400 >># (For the record, that was satire, not argument.)
>> [_] Anon 2678408 >># The "satire" is errant anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2678415 >clock crew >2006 newgrounds wants their flash animations back Closed
>> [_] Anon 2678416 >># Just because it "sounds wrong/politically incorrect" doesn't make his argument invalid. Insensitive or disgusting, sure, but it's not invalid. If you go about your arguments in such a sarcastic and illogical manner, you're gonna lose every science-based argument you enter and make yourself look stupid. On the other hand you'll win all your political arguments and that's what runs this world...
>> [_] Anon 2678425 I think this emotional - rational talk is cultural, not biological. There are different types of people, and they may (normally under pressure or just because they don't feel like using their own heads) try hard to fit into their roles, including gender roles. I do, however, love the arguments, because they are real, although used in a debate full of insecure men and women. Want something true? Women try to defeat a man in his strong points, his weakness is not so relevant. That's why women are easy prey for liars, not warriors.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2678428 >># AAH! But you have failed to take into account one fundamental factor, and that is this: /f/ is not /pol/ I don't argue merits of gender/race/religion here. I, like many others, critique and share flash animations here. When /pol/ks get silly, I lampoon 'em, because that's the kind of place /f/ is. That's why there's an /f/, and a /pol/, and they're in different places.
>> [_] Anon 2678430 So true.
>> [_] Anon 2678432 lots of femanons here getting their panties in a bunch over this. Face it, woman make stupid decisions based n their emotions. There are so many instances of it that it cannot be denied. Woman don't want to admit this however because they don't want to loose the power that they perceive they have in a society. Shoo sorry for hurting your feelings ladies, but it is a fact. Get over it and accept it.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2678439 Seriously, guys. Take it back to /pol/ ...or is this a raid?
>> [_] Anon 2678442 >># Neither, it's just generic redpillers. I've given up trying to work out if they're trolling or they take this stuff seriously, and I doubt it makes any difference anyway. Just move on, trying to argue will only encourage them.
>> [_] Anon 2678446 >># >1 flash >raid
>> [_] Anon 2678499 >># And men can't be tricked/seduced/duped via someone trying to manipulating their emotions? excuse me if I choose not to drink your kool-aid truth is, PEOPLE ARE DUMB MONKEYS, not men, not women, PEOPLE. All people desire some sort of affirmation and identity. Some people seek it in love, which some times results in them getting used by bad people. Others seek it in community, some interest, hobby, or cause that they share with others. This sometimes leads to mis-attributing any critique as an attack to not only the thing it self, but a personal attack against you. This leads the irrational denial of anything contrary to that worldview,echochambering(groupwanking), and radicalization. TL;DR fuck off you wanker, everyone is shit
>> [_] Anon 2678515 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5LRdW8x w70 Gender roles. Cultural Upbringing.
>> [_] Anon 2678594 >># You had a decent criticism there and then quickly took a turn into being sourly asinine. Have you ever considered that 'women are emotional' is the only perspective you have because you've never dated a man? Trust me. It's not one way. >># Going to follow this anon's advice and move on now. Later.

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>> [_] Anon 2671027 >clockcrew closed
>> [_] Anon 2671036 Feminism in a nutshell?
>> [_] Anon 2671038 >># naah, this is just a common woman logic
>> [_] Anon 2671039 >># indeed
>> [_] Anon 2671040 >># fuck this logic it's completely retarded
>> [_] Anon 2671045 >># true, this is feminist logic

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>> [_] Anon 2544589 >># if you have a headache, your gay.
>> [_] Anon 2544622 Joke's on you. I'm still going to pursue a woman and reproduce, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2544669 Amen, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2544673 so, If you do what women want, your gay, if not, then your sexist? Sounds about right.
>> [_] Anon 2544716 >clock crew Legitimate autism.
>> [_] Anon 2544728 *Clap clap clap*
>> [_] Anon 2544756 But I've never felt like I was coming of as gay for any of those things, OP...

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[_] Anon 2368027
>> [_] Anon 2368036 if you have a headache your gay
>> [_] Anon 2368067 If she is here forever, she is queen of 4chan. If you are here forever, you are scum.
>> [_] Anon 2368100 Yes, anon. There is more than one type of woman in the world. Just like there is more than one type of man. Did I blow your virgin mind?
>> [_] Anon 2368113 Jokes on you >>Im a gay pervert
>> [_] Anon 2368120 >END oh god eskimo bob no i thought I'd forgotten
>> [_] Anon 2368126 If you watched this thinking, "This is all SO TRUE!" guess what: you're an idiot!
>> [_] Anon 2368131 >># if not . . . >you're gay

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[_] [O][L] Anon 1984912 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1984917 Am I white, /pol/?
>> [_] Anon 1984933 The ending made me lol hard for some reason
>> [_] Anon 1984938 Well, the situation mentioned can't be applied to all women. Even though men sometimes have trouble getting the balance between being a softy and a strong man. But I would knock this to these extreme feminists, who don't know that you can be sexist towards a man, too.
>> [_] Anon 1984953 Yeah? Why don't you go reductio ad absurdum somewhere else, pal?
>> [_] Anon 1984972 Truer words cannot be spoken.
>> [_] Anon 1984977 >># >denial
>> [_] Anon 1985020 Misspelled the last fucking word, what a fail.
>> [_] Anon 1985021 HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT if you don't, you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1985055 Point to be gained here, No one should give a shit about anyone opinions except your own
>> [_] Anon 1985056 "If you have a headache, your gay."
>> [_] Anon 1985086 >># >throwing the word feminist/feminism around like you know what it means You and everyone else, pal. True feminism fights for equality for all, both women and men. It's not about putting men down or crushing testicles, it's about fairness and holding people of both genders accountable for their actions. Anyone advocating sexism or discrimination, directed at women or men, is NOT a feminist. Goddamn, why don't people get this?
>> [_] Anon 1985089 >># No true scotsman.
>> [_] Anon 1985092 >># Can't tell if serious or actually born in 1999
>> [_] Anon 1985106 >># This is not an example of the no true scotsman fallacy because while being a scotsman is a nationality and not a set of ideals, beliefs, or behaviors (which is what that fallacy indicates) feminism is literally an identification based on ideals, beliefs, and behaviors. Thus it is not fallacious to say that there are, in fact, behaviors and beliefs that prevent someone from being a feminist.
>> [_] Anon 1985113 >># No true Scotsman was born and lives in France. Nice example of the fallacy fallacy, though.

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[_] you're gay Anon 1933213 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1933297 prefered seagull
>> [_] Anon 1933323 If I could show one 'clip' to knock some sense into the world of "feminism". It'd be this.
>> [_] Anon 1933326 Women want equality without losing their little perks, we all know the frankly results.
>> [_] Anon 1933339 honestly, if you believe wholly in these over-simplifications, dated gender role stereo types, and exaggerated situations... then you're autistic and should chop off your balls. this flash has more extremist opinions being presented as facts than any feminism flash i can think of. /thread
>> [_] Anon 1933348 >># Okay SRS cool your trans-jets
>> [_] Anon 1933355 >># Though this flash doesn't apply to all woman
>> [_] Anon 1933363 >># If you don't, you're double autistic and should burn your genitals
>> [_] Anon 1933370 and of course all women have the same opinions about everything just like all men have the same opinions about everything. "if you cry your a wimp, if you dont your insensitive" pretty sure the person criticizing you for crying is different person from the one criticizing you for not crying.
>> [_] Anon 1933399 >># If you don't... you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1933410 >># >>>/s4s/
>> [_] Anon 1933513 If you have a headache... You're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1933524 i never heard so much bullshit before about womans, so what if a man wants to cry he can, its ok for me, everyone get hurts form times to times only our society tells mans they should not cry and instead should be strong, but do cry has nothing do to with beeing strong or weak, i am glad that i am not that simple minded put to would think that this shit has any kind of truth in it and i am glad for this.

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[_] Valuable Advice Anon 1727471
>> [_] Anon 1727477 Fuck me, are the Clock Crew still going?
>> [_] Anon 1727478 >># This is from 2009.
>> [_] Anon 1727480 >># That's not what I asked.
>> [_] Anon 1727482 >># clockcrew.cc is still around and active, so apparently yes.
>> [_] Anon 1727484 Come here expecting red dwarf for some reason. Was disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 1727485 >># Jesus Christ, how long as it been so far? 10, 12 years?
>> [_] Anon 1727490 >># Life Lessons from Red Dwarf, #1: Avoid the Red Dwarf.
>> [_] Anon 1727494 >># Strawberry Clock's "B" was posted Aug 15, 2001, so 11 years -- a troll group predating the Gay Nigger Association of America by a year and Anon by two. Proof that making flashes with lots of flashing colors and ear-splitting noises never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 1727495 >># Life lessons from red dwarf: Rimmer is a smeghead.

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[_] [?] Life Lessons Anon 1621522 This is 100% Fact Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1621547 BROTIP: It doesn't matter. You really are gay. Why else would we be here?
>> [_] Anon 1621606 Don't forget If you agree with this flash, you're a guy, and you're gay. If you don't agree with this flash, you're a woman, and you're a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1621607 >># i'm a woman and i agree with most parts.. what does that make me?
>> [_] Anon 1621608 So fucking true.
>> [_] Anon 1621678 >># One of those annoying feminists who not only look awful, but also have terrible personality.
>> [_] Anon 1621730 strange nobody noticed the "when you see it" picture.
>> [_] Anon 1621757 >># the exception to the generalization
>> [_] Anon 1621767 If you exist, you are imperfect and should therefore kill yourself, because life is only going to get worse forever.
>> [_] Anon 1621788 damn it, saw the title say "life lessons with DW," was expecting Arthur.
>> [_] Anon 1621797 WHY IS ALL OF THIS TRUE

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[_] [?] The dwarf speaks the truth. Anon 1408163
>> [_] Anon 1408164 >># ...wow. That was pretty damn accurate. Thank you magical, possessed gnome clock.
>> [_] Anon 1408166 dead nuts on
>> [_] Anon 1408174 boring stereotypes. this is so 1990...
>> [_] Adam 1408229 What I find comical about these observations is that bullies try to accept all these as their opinions so that they can suppress any guy. The joke is that all of these pairs of observations are radically different, and that if anyone upheld all of these as their opinions, they could be considered bipolar.
>> [_] Anon 1408231 It just goes to show that you can't win. You just can't. No matter what you do in life, someone is going to think you're a prick. So stop judging yourself; there are plenty of assholes out there to do it for you.
>> [_] Anon 1408315 thanks for reminding me why i hate women i almost forgot
>> [_] Anon 1408325 RESPECT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1408327 Dead on
>> [_] Anon 1408329 Damned if you do. Damned if you don't. Life with women.

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[_] [?] Anon 1335050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1335053 Moral of this story: You're gay. And if you're not, you are lying to yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1335060 FUCKING LOVED IT
>> [_] Anon 1335067 SO TRUE!
>> [_] Anon 1335187 I came
>> [_] Anon 1335195 >># Then, you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1335235 You're not doomed to live like this. Women only pull this shit on guys they either don't like or are bored of. Expect this from wives cheating on their husbands. Moral of the story is make sure she stays attracted to you. If you wanna know how to do that go read The Game.
>> [_] Anon 1335245 >># >go read The Game if she is a pick-up artist, she's a whore if you are a pick-up artist, you're a whore and gay
>> [_] Anon 1335249 >># pickup artistry isn't about dating as many people as you can, it's about getting through the bullshit as fast as possible so you can find someone you like, and then not fuck it up when they come along
>> [_] Anon 1335250 I am cumming, so very hard.
>> [_] Anon 1335267 >># if she is a pick-up artist, she trivializes human interaction into a series of buzzwords and formulas if you are a pick-up artist, you trivialize human interaction into a series of buzzwords and formulas and are gay