File: Tarzan 3D.swf-(9.81 MB, 640x368, Other)
[_] by the animators that brought you clutch cargo Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)20:54 No.2152470
3deeznutz
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>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)20:57 No.2152475
Why is Tarzan always portrayed as beardless and without any body hair?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:01 No.2152481
weak as fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:01 No.2152482
>>2152475
yea....this has always bothered me about him. He looks damn clean shaven
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:03 No.2152485
i want full 3d of him fucking her silly
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:04 No.2152491
>a rock the size of the pebble can power the east coast for a month
Wow, nature really needs to be preserved when you could use this new source of fuel to power the
globe for years instead of burning fossil fuels that will harm ALL the environments
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:05 No.2152492
Insert "CORPORATIONS NEED SPACE METAL" into classic (yet already ridiculous) story = totally not
what Avatar did but not even changing the name this time
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:08 No.2152495
>>2152491
>>2152492
Will there ever be a movie where the EVIL CORPORATION's side of the case is shown to be better
than the hippies' alternative?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:10 No.2152496
>qt blonde notices tarzan
>Wait! Don't go!
>WOOOOOOOOOOW.
stopped right fucking there.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:12 No.2152498
>>2152495
Just once I want to hear: "without this, >>2152491"
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:14 No.2152502
>>2152491
>STOP GLOBAL WARMING vs. PRESERVE NATURE
it's a hippie's nightmare
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:15 No.2152503
>>2152502
NO COMPROMISES!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
BE THERE!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:17 No.2152505
>>2152502
actually, that meteor invaded nature. so removing it would bring back balance.
I'm siding with the corps on this. weak-Tarzan and ditzy-Jane can climb a all of cocks.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:18 No.2152507
>>2152496
I stopped when I saw the helicopter and stupid 3d models lolz
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:19 No.2152508
>tarzan notices qt blonde
>not raping her
>leaving
>Wait! Don't go!
0/10
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)21:19 No.2152510
So a film plgarising both Disney's Tarzan and Avatar?
Please tell me the public isn't too retarded to notice this.
I bet you they are though.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:07 No.2152560
>>2152510
It's going to sell tickets either way.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:11 No.2152567
>>2152502
Meh. Global warming is a hoax anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:30 No.2152584
>Tarzavatar
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:36 No.2152590
>>2152567
I don't think it's a hoax, I think it's a cycle. From ice age to thaw and back again. Speeding up
the process by a tiny amount is not worth worrying about.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:37 No.2152592
fuck my ass
spirits within looked way better than this
when it was? 1996 ?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/13(Mon)22:46 No.2152603
>>2152475
Not only that, he would never understand a single word of whatever Jane said. Feral children
can't understand human language, since first language acquisition happens in early childhood. It
would be akin to a person trying to speak with a gorilla straight from the jungle
Also he would easily die from fighting gorillas, you can slide in trees like that, etc etc