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[_] chat Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:10 No.2145330
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:29 No.2145335
"God:
Interesting gossip: said I broke the fourth wall."
...sigh, even spelled unconscious wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:34 No.2145338
Me:
check my dubs
God:
Checking...stand by.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:36 No.2145339
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dick
God:
What's up, Dick.
Me:
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:38 No.2145341
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
angels.
Me:
do you like angels?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Creed.
Me:
have you ever fucked an angel?
God:
I don't think I ever have fucked an angel. What's it like?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)07:39 No.2145342
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
semen soup
God:
Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)08:33 No.2145373
Me:
what religion is the correct one?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
I am an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Ben.
Me:
my friend is jewish
God:
Okay, your friend is jewish.
Me:
what's your favourite part of the bible?
God:
I don't have a favorite part of the bible. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)08:33 No.2145374
Me:
cats are bad, why did you make them?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Are you high or something?
God:
Or something. Being high is my total existence.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)08:37 No.2145376
Me:
What would you like to talk about?
God:
Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?
Me:
You're my chat robot
God:
We are as one.
Me:
I'm sadly not a chat robot
God:
Why are you sadly not a chat robot.
Me:
Because I'm human
God:
Good reason. Me too.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)09:31 No.2145406
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
there was this one faggot on 4chan named OP that linked me to you
God:
What happened?
Me:
he fagged all over the place and i had to clean up the spaghetti
God:
I get it. fagged all over the place and you had to clean up the spaghetti.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)09:46 No.2145410
Me:
I peed in the sink
God:
Why?: said peed in the sink.
Me:
The toilet button bit that you push to flush had broken.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Chris
God:
It's good to see you, Chris.
Me:
thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so, the peeing in the sink thing, am I forgiven?
God:
Right on. Thanks for the info.
Me:
I mean. It wasn't that bad right?
God:
Oh I see. What was it?
Me:
I went to the bathroom in the sink! GOD LISTEN TO ME
God:
Was it any good? I am a Christian.
Me:
It... it was great.
God:
bathroom in the sink... What did you do there?
Me:
I peed
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Chris said peed.
Me:
OH GOD, NO!
God:
So? I am a Christian.
Me:
I... god, are you even listening?
God:
That's good information: Chris said god are you even listening.
Me:
fuck you, god.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)10:04 No.2145423
Me:
fug u bot
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)10:09 No.2145425
>>2145423
Oh bloody hell, getting sassed by a chat bot. How low can you get?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)12:25 No.2145488
>>2145425
uh i was the one doing the sassing. :/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)12:43 No.2145502
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
ngr;jawnrgjnrgvownrn
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
awnr;awnrganwokrmw
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hsththr7jr
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
aerjerje4ergfdt
God:
Are we still talking about hsththr7jr?
Me:
butdhinrtyr5gyrty
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
aergreh46bdfn
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj
God:
" I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now."? srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj?
Me:
w45hs4bsrtysn5j45hrbh tr
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj.
Try being more or less specific.
Me:
evtrgdsydfybtfbfth
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
dfhdtsfjghfrj
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:16 No.2145531
Me:
Is war wrong?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Who is Dancing Alice?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:20 No.2145535
I can't believe I spent 15 minutes on God vs. Cleverbot.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:25 No.2145536
Me:
How many dicks have you sucked?
God:
Around 100.
Me:
Would you suck mine?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to suck yours.
Me:
Pretty please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
My dick.
God:
Where did you get your dick?
Me:
From my pants
God:
Does your pants give good advice?
Me:
Usually yes.
God:
How often?
Me:
Every second.
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Fuck you I do what I want bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because you sucked 100 dicks.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's good information: said I sucked 100 dicks.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:30 No.2145539
Me:
Are you Asian?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:33 No.2145540
Me:
I wouldn't mind if you killed my black neighbour
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
He's mean and he probably steals things. You should know this
God:
I see. mean and he probably steals things is he? Now I do.
Me:
I do. I do. I do. I do.
God:
When? Where? Do I? I get it: you do Where?.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/15/13(Tue)13:48 No.2145548
>>2145330
10/10 pretty neat
