File: Buy an Xbone Pls.swf-(3.63 MB, 480x272, Other)
[_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)18:49 No.2138516
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)18:55 No.2138525
gross
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:04 No.2138538
>it has an 8-core processor, making it one of the fastest X-boxes so far
>one of
Honestly, the actors seem like nice kids, did decent, but I don't ever want to be in the same
fucking room as an Xbone if I can help it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:08 No.2138542
PS4 ftw
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:13 No.2138551
Think of it like this- If you're a Teenager Getting paid to spew bullshit about the Xbone, you'd
probably take the money and lie about it too.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:15 No.2138552
>as you can see its a lot lighter
wut
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:17 No.2138560
>>2138516
The kid with the blue shirt has a jew nose.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:19 No.2138563
>Netflix and Hulu
*Xbox Live Gold subscription required, as well as additional Netflix/Hulu subscription fees.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:27 No.2138570
Great! I love how it exists so that the price of the 360 goes down and I can buy 1 of those
instead!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:28 No.2138574
>>2138560
THE NOSE KNOWSSSSSSSSS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)19:35 No.2138578
>It comes with an HDMI cable
>This is a big feature that I'm gonna make certain everyone knows
>You get a FREE cable that should not cost more than $5
>This is important
Hahahaha
>> [_] sage sage 10/08/13(Tue)19:45 No.2138585
>hdmi cable included
no shit, are you going to say "no assembly required" as well?
>you can see it's lighter
no I fucking can't
>fabulous 15 list
how gay?
>this guy knows more than I do so listen to him
then why are you here?
>when you open up the box this is what it looks like
NO SHIT
>amazing absolutely amazing
NO IT ISN'T
>the blue shirt kid's name is michael
my name is michael and it was painful to hear his name also be michael
wow i mad
>> [_] Sage01 10/08/13(Tue)19:47 No.2138586
>>2138516
Whenever I see these type of canned commercials I really do wonder what kind of fucking idiots
fall for them.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)20:15 No.2138622
>>2138585
>old consoled didn't have HDMI
I would not expect to get one, so it's nice to know
>You can see the guy weighting it, gesture
Also it's just a phrase
>It's a kids show
explains such a teeny name
>Because he is the host of the show
Always there
>also opinions
Conclusion : Xbox is shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)20:23 No.2138628
>>2138622
microsoft sucks
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)20:27 No.2138634
>>2138586
kids and soccer moms, people without proper education.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)20:31 No.2138641
I like how the xbone controller looks even more like the Playstation one.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)20:36 No.2138649
I've never known an xbox owner who wasn't a nigger or white trash.
Also
>you can see it's lighter
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE MASS OF AN OBJECT
>it includes an HDMI cable
Wow, thanks microsoft! Awfully nice of you to throw in a cable that costs your factories in china
about 10 cents to produce.
>> [_] Hobo_Joe 10/08/13(Tue)21:02 No.2138686
>>2138649
obvious PS whore?