File: Buy an Xbone Pls.swf-(3.63 MB, 480x272, Other)
[_] Anon 2138516
>> [_] Anon 2138525 gross
>> [_] Anon 2138538 >it has an 8-core processor, making it one of the fastest X-boxes so far >one of Honestly, the actors seem like nice kids, did decent, but I don't ever want to be in the same fucking room as an Xbone if I can help it.
>> [_] Anon 2138542 PS4 ftw
>> [_] Anon 2138551 Think of it like this- If you're a Teenager Getting paid to spew bullshit about the Xbone, you'd probably take the money and lie about it too.
>> [_] Anon 2138552 >as you can see its a lot lighter wut
>> [_] Anon 2138560 >># The kid with the blue shirt has a jew nose.
>> [_] Anon 2138563 >Netflix and Hulu *Xbox Live Gold subscription required, as well as additional Netflix/Hulu subscription fees.
>> [_] Anon 2138570 Great! I love how it exists so that the price of the 360 goes down and I can buy 1 of those instead!
>> [_] Anon 2138574 >># THE NOSE KNOWSSSSSSSSS
>> [_] Anon 2138578 >It comes with an HDMI cable >This is a big feature that I'm gonna make certain everyone knows >You get a FREE cable that should not cost more than $5 >This is important Hahahaha
>> [_] sage sage 2138585 >hdmi cable included no shit, are you going to say "no assembly required" as well? >you can see it's lighter no I fucking can't >fabulous 15 list how gay? >this guy knows more than I do so listen to him then why are you here? >when you open up the box this is what it looks like NO SHIT >amazing absolutely amazing NO IT ISN'T >the blue shirt kid's name is michael my name is michael and it was painful to hear his name also be michael wow i mad
>> [_] Sage01 2138586 >># Whenever I see these type of canned commercials I really do wonder what kind of fucking idiots fall for them.
>> [_] Anon 2138622 >># >old consoled didn't have HDMI I would not expect to get one, so it's nice to know >You can see the guy weighting it, gesture Also it's just a phrase >It's a kids show explains such a teeny name >Because he is the host of the show Always there >also opinions Conclusion : Xbox is shit
>> [_] Anon 2138628 >># microsoft sucks
>> [_] Anon 2138634 >># kids and soccer moms, people without proper education.
>> [_] Anon 2138641 I like how the xbone controller looks even more like the Playstation one.
>> [_] Anon 2138649 I've never known an xbox owner who wasn't a nigger or white trash. Also >you can see it's lighter YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE MASS OF AN OBJECT >it includes an HDMI cable Wow, thanks microsoft! Awfully nice of you to throw in a cable that costs your factories in china about 10 cents to produce.
>> [_] Hobo_Joe 2138686 >># obvious PS whore?