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[_] [?] so you don't I will teach you 1491476 die Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1491492 couldnt watch it. too much rage
>> [_] Anon 1491506 OH GOD THE TEETH
>> [_] Anon 1491509 she's doing it wrong
>> [_] Anon 1491542 So cute, wish every kid was as bright as her. =3
>> [_] Anon 1491551 reminds me of garth from waynes world
>> [_] Anon 1491564 that perked me up, she's cute. it's nice to see someone who doesn't fit in and either doesn't know it or doesn't care, too bad so many people lose that as they get older.
>> [_] Anon 1491621 This was very informative.
>> [_] Sharp Stabby 1491622 Seen her before... has six fingers and can draw like some sort of god-like thing.
>> [_] Anon 1491637 that was fucking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1491638 >># you mean gaining self-awareness?
>> [_] Anon 1491659 Oh god them teeth Oh god them eyes Maybe if she didnt look so ratty I'd think this was actually pretty cute
>> [_] Anon 1491662 what the shit
>> [_] Anon 1491669 Thank god she died
>> [_] Anon 1491694 Eeeeeeeeeeeh, what's up Doc?
>> [_] Anon 1491710 fuckign rage got 10 seconds in then clicked it off who gives their kids cams at this fucking age
>> [_] Anon 1491713 so thats what a rabbit and human cross breed looks like
>> [_] Anon 1491751 >cute kid not being a meme spouting faggot >eating vegetables >being cute >OMG RAGE RAGE RAGE FAGGOT OMG STUPID Stay classy /f/.

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[_] [?] 1467751 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1467757 ... WTH?
>> [_] charmander 1467759 Boner kill.
>> [_] Anon 1467776 >># ... i got a boner from that...
>> [_] Anon 1467777 srysly wtf
>> [_] Â 1467779 well shit nigga now I know how to eat a carrot
>> [_] Anon 1467793 the teeth
>> [_] Anon 1467799 I used to have teeth like that... $3,000 and 5 years of braces later I can has nermal teeths.
>> [_] Anon 1467815 brainisfulloffuck.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1467819 What is-I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1467821 wat
>> [_] Whitehawke !MdMyNPK026 1467822 What the shit dude, seriously I found myself hoping for a hoodroll by the end of that.
>> [_] Anon 1467829 Huh... an extra finger for eating carrots properly?
>> [_] Anon 1467830 DAT TOOTHS!
>> [_] Anoynmous 1467835 >># i'll feel bad if i'm the only one who gets this
>> [_] Ren 1467858 This is why you don't let your kids have webcams
>> [_] Anon 1467863 This made me really self-conscious about my large front teeth.
>> [_] Anon 1467864 So the million dollar question: Would you let your dick near it?
>> [_] Anon 1467883 HOLY FUCK look at that bitches eyes. She's wearing coke bottle glasses fo sho. Jesus. They're like anime eyes.
>> [_] Anon 1467912 >># yes i would.
>> [_] Anon 1467916 Strange how she looks like she's 7 or 8 yet sounds like she's in her mid teens. O_o Also lol'd when she fake death.
>> [_] Anon 1467917 How's it feel to be trolled by a 10 year old?
>> [_] Anon 1467921 shes so cute i wanna fuck her
>> [_] Anon 1467924 >># Exactly how it feels to be trolled by a 4chan user.
>> [_] Anon 1467925 >># I have a sense for these things . .she's going to be hawt later on . . . but this is going to plague her popularity and she'll end up just taking whatever she can get and getting pregnant very early on
>> [_] Anon 1467979 Haha Its the mighty B in real life. xD
>> [_] Anon 1467988 >># Penis chomper ahoy
>> [_] Anon 1468007 >># the real roll is that there is no roll here

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[_] [?] ╟ Marconi 1464129 ¢ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1464134 Why.
>> [_] Anon 1464155 I'm six and what is dis
>> [_] Anon 1464165 If she edited the video, then at least she is smart. And at least a decently funny personality, given her obvious jacked teeth and googly eyes. God, please give her a huge rack to detract from her obscene coke bottle glasses and chainsaw mouth. Amen.
>> [_] Anon 1464168 >># Or braces and contacts. But, yeah, tits are good too.
>> [_] Â Â 1464171 kawaii desu
>> [_] Anon 1464177 my erection level has decreased by alot...
>> [_] Â Â 1464179 >># good
>> [_] Anon 1464184 The hills have eyes.
>> [_] Anon 1464205 why i have a penis?
>> [_] Anon 1464206 wtf is wrong with her face?
>> [_] Anon 1464235 THAT IS NOT HOW YOU EAT A FUCKING CARROT OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE KIDS TODAY RETARDS CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN RETARD MOUTH YOU FUCKING LITTLE GIRL I COULD RIP YOUR CUNT IN HALF SO LISTEN YOU WEE FUCK DID YOUR PARENTS DIE IN A CAR CRASH WERE YOU THROWN AWAY IN A DUMPSTER HOW DID YOU NOT LEARN HOW TO EAT CLOSE YOUR MOUTH THE LIPS COVER THE TEETH WHEN YOU EAT YOU DO NOT SHOW THE CHEWING THE CHEWING IS A SECRET PRIVATE THING SO CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING MOUTH IF YOU NEED TO KEEP IT THAT OPEN DO IT FOR YOUR DAD NOT FOR THE INTERNET GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THE YOUTH ARE RE-TARDED
>> [_] Anon 1464237 >># alot is sad :(
>> [_] Anon 1464238 best....blowjob...ever!
>> [_] Anon 1464240 You will never have a goofy daughter who has this much self-confidence and charm despite her physical shortcomings. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1464242 those teeth are fucking awesome. she's the closest thing you can get to an actual rabbit girlfriend without fucking an animal! :3
>> [_] Anon 1464243 >># you could get closer by fucking a rabbi-- oh yeah I guess you are right
>> [_] Anon 1464245 >># The answer is yes! but you are waay more retarded for getting angry at a kid who is just making a video because she is trying to have fun. How can you not see that this kid is just trying to make people laugh? A bigger question would be, how big of a FAG are you?
>> [_] Anon 1464249 >># FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCK SHIT YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IS UP GOING DOWN UP IN MY NOODLE FUCK OFF THAT KID NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CHEW SHE IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RETARDED LOOKING WHEN SHE GROWS OLDER SHE'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF COLLEGE OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OUT OF LIFE FOR HER ANIMAL EATING HABITS SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE FLINGING SHIT LIKE A GOD DAMN APE THAT FATHER OF HERS IS A MONSTER A FUCKING MONSTER FOR RAISING HER WITHOUT SHOWING HER HOW TO EAT RIGHT LIKE WHAT IS UP WITH HER MOM IS SHE A BRAIN DEAD COMA WARD PATIENT ALL DROOLING AND JUST POPPING OUT KIDS WITH FUCKED UP TEETH NEEDING DENTAL WORK LIKE SHIT DID HE RAPE A WOMAN WHO CALLS EVERYONE DORNUGMAHDUCKY AND CAN'T FASTEN A LIGHT BULB ALL I AM SAYING IS SHE SHOULD BE CAPABLE SHE SHOULD BE EDUCATED IN HOW TO FUCKING CHEW WITH HER GOD DAMN MOUTH CLOSED AMEN
>> [_] Anon 1464260 Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1464261 >># lol, wow so you weree planning to masturbate to this? it's pretty obvious that you need to be educated son... because you're just straight messing up the english language in itself... I wouldn't be criticizing a child to feel bigger about myself right now man, lol
>> [_] Anon 1464263 >># >># MY NOODLE IS MY BRAIN YOU FUCKWIT YOU DON'T READ SHIT DO YOU YOU JUST WATCH YOUTUBE AND TV PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND BULL SHIT AROUND WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND I CAME HERE TO SEE HOW TO EAT A CARROT SO I COULD CRITICIZE IT BECAUSE USUALLY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT A CARROT PROPERLY ALL EMILY POST BUT FUCK NO THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN ANYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY EVER IMAGINE SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TO KEEP HER MOUTH CLOSED THERE ARE NO SPECIAL FORKS OR SHIT FUCK HER FAMILY AND FUCK F U C K Y O U!!! FOR THINKING SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW UP TO BE HER
>> [_] Anon 1464266 >># sounds like an adult forgot how to eat to me, sure the reason you're so angry is because you couldn't watch this video earlier in your life? Did you have a little choking accident? You can't pretend those baby carrots are your dick, man.
>> [_] Anon 1464268 >># I AM BEYOND YOU YOU CANNOT INFURIATE ME YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART WELL FUCK OFF YOUR MOTHER MADE A MISTAKE NOT ABORTING YOU, SON YOU KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T ABORT YOU BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS A GOD DAMN FUCKER WHO LETS HER SLIDE AND WALLOW IN HER SHIT FUCK HER FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A LAZY MOTHERFUCKING DO NOTHING WHORE
>> [_] Anon 1464269 >># lol, I didn't know that people who were beyond me whined like little bitches. You sure type like you're infuriated, that is unless you were too retarded to turn off your caps lock. It's next to your "A" key, bro. Again, I don't know why you are tryin to get so worked up with me just because of a child's video, dude. You just need some pussy, man
>> [_] Anon 1464270 >># YOU DON'T KNOW IF I DON'T GOT PUSSY I GOT SO MUCH MOTHER GOD DAMN SHIT COCKING DICK FUCKING PUSSY I AM LOADED WITH PUSSY YOU CAN CALL ME A HUGE FUCKING PUSSY CAUSE THAT IS WHAT I GOT HUGE FUCKING AMOUNTS OF PUSSY FUCK YOU AMERICAN AND YOUR STUPID LANGUAGE FUCK YOU AND THIS GIRL FUCK HER FUCK HER IN THE LITTLE PLACE THAT SHE CALLS A CUNT BUT IT IS NOT NO CUNT CAUSE IT IS TOO FUCKING SMALL IT IS LIKE AN ORIFICE BABY ORIFICE FUCK YOU ORCA WHALES ARE THE BEST
>> [_] Anon 1464271 >># I like you. You seem like a guy that would be fun to get drunk with.
>> [_] Anon 1464273 >># lol well have fun masturbating to whales or whatever, im goin to bed have fun masturbating man
>> [_] Anon 1464276 >># >># MAN FUCK YEAH LET'S DRINK UNTIL UNTIL SHIT HITS THE MOTHER FUCKING FAN GUNS BLAZING POLICE SIRENS WINDOWS BROKEN GOOD TIMES FUCKING HAD GLASSES CLINKING WOMEN MOANING UNLESS YOU ARE A WOMAN THEN YOU ARE MOANING RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR I AM SMILING YOU AIN'T EVEN MOTHERFUCKIN COGNIZANT OF THE FUCK I AM LAYING DOWN CAUSE OF HOW FUCKING GOOD IT IS FUUUUCK IS ALL YOU'LL BE SAYING FOLLOWED BY BEING UNCONSCIOUS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING GOOD TIMES THE GOOD TIMES GUNS BLAZING POLICE SIRENS GLASSES CLINKIN GOOD TIMES FUCKING HAD NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING
>> [_] Anon 1464277 sure is pedophiles in here
>> [_] Anon 1464279 >># SURE IS COCK SUCKER ALL UP IN YOUR FACE FUCK OFF DICK SAUCE ADULTS ARE TALKING ABOUT DRINKING AND ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE A SWEET TITTED BITCH WHITE CRESTED FUCK BIRD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T GIVEN YOUR HEAD IS UP YOUR ASS SO FAR YOU SEE PEDOPHILES WHEN ALL YOU REALLY BE SEEING IS YOUR DIGESTED HOT POCKETS FROM YOUR EARLIER WOW RAID FUCK OFF
>> [_] O M D Anon 1464300 yeah so this thread is fuckin saved man. some of the funniest rage I seen since 9/11. you guys seriously did it for the lulz. bravo gentlemen... bravo oh... and fuck carrots!
>> [_] Turtle !!WubNM8zI91Q 1464304 This thread. Made me cry from laughing so hard. Anon. I love you. You are God, and i wish i could share a drink with you.
>> [_] Anon 1464307 >># HOLY SWEET FUCKING MOTHER OF ABRAHAM DONT EVEN PRETEND TO KNOW HOW TO EAT A GODDAMN CARROT THAT SHIT IS COMPLICATED THIS HORSE MOUTH YOUNG LADY IS OFFERING US A SERVICE TEACHING US HOW TO MUNCH ON CARROTS NOT UNLIKE HOW I MUNCH ON YOUR MOTHERS' P U S S Y SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND MAYBE SHILL WILL TEACH YOU JUVENILE HEATHENS HOW TO EAT OTHER FOODSTUFFS P R O T I P: INSERT COCK IN MOUTH YOU FUCKING FAIRIES AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON THE CRAWLSPACE YOUR MOTHER CALLS HER CUNT
>> [_] Anon 1464312 BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN BLAZIKEN
>> [_] Anon 1464318 I like how someone's actually arguing with capslockanon. Hope you enjoyed your trolololololololol hahahahahaaa
>> [_] Anon 1464329 >># >># >># >># etc. Not sure which one is troll...
>> [_] Anon 1464344 I don't know why, but I'm like... really, really depressed now.
>> [_] Anon 1464345 >># YOU WILL BE ALONE FOREVER AHAHAHAHAHAHA, FAGGOT!!!!!! GO GET A JOB YOU LAZY DOUCHEBAG.
>> [_] Anon 1464358 >># Actually, there is a girl that's called Rabbit-chan, and there're some pics of guy fucking her and of her doing the blowjob... it's hot, since she's redhead and has such huge teeth. So you can lurk for that shit (since like a half od oldfags has to have it somewhere in their porn stashes) and fap to that. And then plan to find so-called rabbit-chan and have a sweet sexual intercourse with her.
>> [_] Anon 1464360 You know, when I was her age, I didn't have a webcam. I still don't actually. I didn't have internet access either. Or even a computer.
>> [_] Anon 1464362 >># When I was her age, I didn't know how to eat carrots either. Jesus...I could've died.