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[_] [?] ╟ Marconi 02/07/11(Mon)22:27 No.1464129
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/11(Mon)22:41 No.1464134
Why.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/11(Mon)23:23 No.1464155
I'm six and what is dis
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/11(Mon)23:41 No.1464165
If she edited the video, then at least she is smart. And at least a decently funny personality,
given her obvious jacked teeth and googly eyes.
God, please give her a huge rack to detract from her obscene coke bottle glasses and chainsaw
mouth. Amen.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)00:03 No.1464168
>>1464165
Or braces and contacts.
But, yeah, tits are good too.
>> [_] Â Â 02/08/11(Tue)00:14 No.1464171
kawaii desu
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)00:28 No.1464177
my erection level has decreased by alot...
>> [_] Â Â 02/08/11(Tue)00:32 No.1464179
>>1464177
good
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)00:50 No.1464184
The hills have eyes.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)01:25 No.1464205
why i have a penis?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)01:27 No.1464206
wtf is wrong with her face?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:41 No.1464235
THAT IS NOT
HOW YOU
EAT
A FUCKING CARROT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ARE KIDS TODAY RETARDS
CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN RETARD MOUTH YOU FUCKING LITTLE GIRL I COULD RIP YOUR CUNT IN HALF SO LISTEN
YOU WEE FUCK
DID YOUR PARENTS DIE IN A CAR CRASH
WERE YOU THROWN AWAY IN A DUMPSTER
HOW DID YOU NOT LEARN HOW TO EAT
CLOSE
YOUR MOUTH
THE LIPS COVER THE TEETH
WHEN YOU EAT
YOU DO NOT SHOW THE CHEWING
THE CHEWING IS A SECRET PRIVATE THING
SO CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING MOUTH
IF YOU NEED TO KEEP IT THAT OPEN DO IT FOR YOUR DAD NOT FOR THE INTERNET
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
THE YOUTH ARE RE-TARDED
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:42 No.1464237
>>1464177
alot is sad :(
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:44 No.1464238
best....blowjob...ever!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:46 No.1464240
You will never have a goofy daughter who has this much self-confidence and charm despite her
physical shortcomings.
;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:49 No.1464242
those teeth are fucking awesome. she's the closest thing you can get to an actual rabbit
girlfriend without fucking an animal! :3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:50 No.1464243
>>1464242
you could get closer by fucking a rabbi--
oh
yeah I guess you are right
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)02:54 No.1464245
>>1464235
The answer is yes! but you are waay more retarded for getting angry at a kid who is just making a
video because she is trying to have fun. How can you not see that this kid is just trying to make
people laugh? A bigger question would be, how big of a FAG are you?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:03 No.1464249
>>1464245
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCK SHIT
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IS UP GOING DOWN
UP IN MY NOODLE
FUCK OFF
THAT KID NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CHEW
SHE IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RETARDED LOOKING
WHEN SHE GROWS OLDER
SHE'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF COLLEGE
OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
OUT OF LIFE
FOR HER ANIMAL EATING HABITS
SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE FLINGING SHIT
LIKE A GOD DAMN APE
THAT FATHER OF HERS IS A MONSTER
A FUCKING MONSTER
FOR RAISING HER WITHOUT
SHOWING HER
HOW TO EAT RIGHT
LIKE WHAT IS UP WITH HER MOM
IS SHE A BRAIN DEAD COMA WARD PATIENT
ALL DROOLING AND JUST POPPING OUT KIDS
WITH FUCKED UP TEETH
NEEDING DENTAL WORK
LIKE SHIT
DID HE RAPE A WOMAN WHO CALLS EVERYONE
DORNUGMAHDUCKY
AND CAN'T FASTEN A LIGHT BULB
ALL I AM SAYING IS
SHE SHOULD
BE CAPABLE
SHE SHOULD
BE EDUCATED
IN
HOW
TO FUCKING CHEW
WITH HER GOD DAMN MOUTH CLOSED
AMEN
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:24 No.1464260
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:26 No.1464261
>>1464249
lol, wow so you weree planning to masturbate to this? it's pretty obvious that you need to be
educated son... because you're just straight messing up the english language in itself... I
wouldn't be criticizing a child to feel bigger about myself right now man, lol
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:28 No.1464263
>>1464261
>>1464261
MY NOODLE IS MY BRAIN YOU FUCKWIT
YOU DON'T READ SHIT DO YOU
YOU JUST WATCH YOUTUBE AND TV
PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES
AND BULL SHIT AROUND WITH
YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND
I CAME HERE TO SEE HOW TO EAT A CARROT
SO I COULD CRITICIZE IT
BECAUSE USUALLY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO EAT A CARROT PROPERLY
ALL EMILY POST
BUT FUCK NO
THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE
THAN ANYTHING
I
COULD
POSSIBLY
EVER IMAGINE
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TO KEEP
HER MOUTH CLOSED
THERE ARE NO SPECIAL FORKS
OR SHIT
FUCK HER FAMILY
AND FUCK
F U C K
Y O U!!!
FOR THINKING SHIT
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT I WOULD GROW UP
TO BE HER
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:33 No.1464266
>>1464263
sounds like an adult forgot how to eat to me, sure the reason you're so angry is because you
couldn't watch this video earlier in your life? Did you have a little choking accident? You can't
pretend those baby carrots are your dick, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:34 No.1464268
>>1464266
I AM BEYOND YOU
YOU CANNOT INFURIATE ME
YOU THINK YOU ARE SO
FUCKING SMART
WELL FUCK OFF
YOUR MOTHER
MADE A MISTAKE
NOT ABORTING YOU, SON
YOU KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T
ABORT YOU
BECAUSE YOUR FATHER
IS A GOD DAMN FUCKER
WHO LETS HER SLIDE
AND WALLOW IN HER SHIT
FUCK HER
FUCK YOU
YOU SON OF A LAZY MOTHERFUCKING
DO NOTHING WHORE
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:40 No.1464269
>>1464268
lol, I didn't know that people who were beyond me whined like little bitches. You sure type like
you're infuriated, that is unless you were too retarded to turn off your caps lock. It's next to
your "A" key, bro. Again, I don't know why you are tryin to get so worked up with me just because
of a child's video, dude. You just need some pussy, man
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:44 No.1464270
>>1464269
YOU DON'T KNOW
IF I DON'T GOT PUSSY
I GOT SO MUCH
MOTHER
GOD DAMN
SHIT COCKING
DICK FUCKING
PUSSY
I AM LOADED WITH PUSSY
YOU CAN CALL ME A
HUGE FUCKING PUSSY
CAUSE THAT IS WHAT I GOT
HUGE FUCKING AMOUNTS OF PUSSY
FUCK YOU AMERICAN
AND YOUR STUPID LANGUAGE
FUCK YOU
AND THIS GIRL
FUCK HER
FUCK HER IN THE LITTLE PLACE
THAT SHE CALLS A CUNT
BUT IT IS NOT NO CUNT
CAUSE IT IS TOO FUCKING SMALL
IT IS LIKE AN ORIFICE
BABY ORIFICE
FUCK YOU
ORCA WHALES ARE THE BEST
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:45 No.1464271
>>1464270
I like you.
You seem like a guy that would be fun to get drunk with.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:47 No.1464273
>>1464270
lol well have fun masturbating to whales or whatever, im goin to bed have fun masturbating man
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:49 No.1464276
>>1464271
>>1464271
MAN
FUCK YEAH
LET'S DRINK UNTIL
UNTIL SHIT HITS THE MOTHER FUCKING FAN
GUNS BLAZING
POLICE SIRENS
WINDOWS BROKEN
GOOD TIMES FUCKING HAD
GLASSES CLINKING
WOMEN MOANING
UNLESS YOU ARE A WOMAN
THEN YOU ARE MOANING
RIGHT THERE
ON THE FLOOR
I AM SMILING
YOU AIN'T EVEN MOTHERFUCKIN COGNIZANT OF THE FUCK I AM LAYING DOWN
CAUSE OF HOW FUCKING GOOD IT IS
FUUUUCK IS ALL YOU'LL BE SAYING
FOLLOWED BY BEING UNCONSCIOUS
BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING GOOD TIMES
THE GOOD TIMES
GUNS BLAZING
POLICE SIRENS
GLASSES CLINKIN
GOOD TIMES FUCKING HAD
NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:52 No.1464277
sure is pedophiles in here
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)03:54 No.1464279
>>1464277
SURE IS COCK SUCKER ALL UP IN YOUR FACE
FUCK OFF DICK SAUCE
ADULTS ARE TALKING
ABOUT DRINKING
AND ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE A SWEET TITTED BITCH
WHITE CRESTED FUCK BIRD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T
GIVEN YOUR HEAD IS UP YOUR ASS
SO FAR YOU SEE PEDOPHILES WHEN
ALL YOU REALLY BE SEEING IS
YOUR DIGESTED HOT POCKETS
FROM YOUR EARLIER WOW RAID
FUCK OFF
>> [_] O M D Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)04:40 No.1464300
yeah so this thread is fuckin saved man. some of the funniest rage I seen since 9/11. you guys
seriously did it for the lulz. bravo gentlemen... bravo
oh... and fuck carrots!
>> [_] Turtle !!WubNM8zI91Q 02/08/11(Tue)04:49 No.1464304
This thread. Made me cry from laughing so hard. Anon. I love you. You are God, and i wish i could
share a drink with you.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)05:08 No.1464307
>>1464279
HOLY SWEET FUCKING MOTHER OF ABRAHAM
DONT EVEN PRETEND TO KNOW HOW TO EAT
A GODDAMN CARROT
THAT SHIT IS COMPLICATED
THIS HORSE MOUTH YOUNG LADY
IS OFFERING US A SERVICE
TEACHING US HOW TO MUNCH ON CARROTS
NOT UNLIKE HOW I MUNCH ON YOUR MOTHERS'
P U S S Y
SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
AND MAYBE SHILL WILL TEACH
YOU JUVENILE HEATHENS HOW
TO EAT OTHER FOODSTUFFS
P R O T I P:
INSERT
COCK
IN
MOUTH YOU FUCKING FAIRIES
AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON THE
CRAWLSPACE YOUR MOTHER CALLS HER CUNT
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)05:27 No.1464312
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)05:32 No.1464318
I like how someone's actually arguing with capslockanon. Hope you enjoyed your trolololololololol
hahahahahaaa
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)05:50 No.1464329
>>1464235
>>1464245
>>1464249
>>1464261
etc.
Not sure which one is troll...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)06:11 No.1464344
I don't know why, but I'm like... really, really depressed now.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)06:13 No.1464345
>>1464344
YOU WILL BE ALONE FOREVER
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, FAGGOT!!!!!!
GO GET A JOB YOU LAZY DOUCHEBAG.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)06:52 No.1464358
>>1464242
Actually, there is a girl that's called Rabbit-chan, and there're some pics of guy fucking her
and of her doing the blowjob... it's hot, since she's redhead and has such huge teeth. So you can
lurk for that shit (since like a half od oldfags has to have it somewhere in their porn stashes)
and fap to that. And then plan to find so-called rabbit-chan and have a sweet sexual intercourse
with her.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)07:01 No.1464360
You know, when I was her age, I didn't have a webcam. I still don't actually. I didn't have
internet access either. Or even a computer.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/11(Tue)07:10 No.1464362
>>1464360
When I was her age, I didn't know how to eat carrots either.
Jesus...I could've died.
