File[Most Polite Robbery Ever Caught on Security Cam.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1564863 what a loser Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1564869 Sounds like he has a Mario sound scheme on his register.
>> [_] Anon 1564870 Holy shit, I hope this guy never got caught. I also hope he has fourteen dismembered bodies in his basement.
>> [_] Anon 1564874 >># that's the sound when sonic collects a ring...
>> [_] Anon 1564877 I just can't be mad at that man, he's too polite.
>> [_] Anon 1564880 Well I would consider this guy robbing someone much better than some druggo's and retarded young people. OP you're a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1564919 Well that was interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1564965 >># indeed
>> [_] Anon 1564968 Sooo did he, or did he not pay for his coffee...
>> [_] Anon 1564969 He's actually a liar and just a normal thief, he was caught later, he has no family.
>> [_] Anon 1564971 >># payed to get register open, took the note back obviously though
>> [_] Anon 1564974 I do hope he got caught. Robbery still isn't right. But I hope he got off easy. He seems like a fine gentleman that just got pushed into a corner by debt.
>> [_] Anon 1564976 >># So he... didn't?
>> [_] Anon 1565051 >># Isn't "right"? What the fuck does that mean? Do you really believe that the law has jack shit to do with what is right and wrong? If this guy was telling the truth I hope he fucking dies, he's a worthless coward who think money will fix all his problems. If he was lying this is hilarious, and I couldn't give a shit one way or the other. Gentleman, heh, so someone who couldn't hurt someone if he tried? That sounds more like a weakling to me.
>> [_] Anon 1565065 >># Fatass militant atheist neckbeard detected. I bet in all your 18 years of life of eating twinkies and sticking bacon up your ass you really have the world figured out. The fact is I've never seen such a buttravaged person at such a simple post. Did your great grandpa rape you as a child and now you hate old people or something?
>> [_] Anon 1565066 >># >atheist >listed among perceived bad things >stop reading there
>> [_] Anon 1565072 >># I didn't even insult you, bro, and you come after me like a fucking rabid dog, who is the one who's butthurt? You sound like you gotta be pushing 40 at least if you read age into this, when I don't even have a problem with old people. I have a problem with WEAK old people who think they're better than everyone else(hence assuming they deserve the money more than the store owner); regardless if they are a "gentleman". I also don't see how having more healthy years ahead of me can be considered a bad thing, but whatever, man, you keep thinking that. Explain why someone who's fat would pick on other people for being weak, or be militant. You fucking contradict yourself. I don't even need to say anything. PS, I'm a vegan martial artist, and have no interest in guns.
>> [_] Anon 1565076 Sorry, but it's an act and the family is a lie. He used the same method when he robbed a bank in 2003 and he needs money because he quit his job and now had rent to pay after being lazy for months. In the end it's just like any other planned armed robbery.
>> [_] Ren 1565078 Was caught, turned out to be a career criminal, doesn't even have children: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtUTYGFo pQ
>> [_] Anon 1565079 >># lol vegan.
>> [_] Anon 1565089 >># >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 1565098 >># Hardcore athiests are just as bad as hardcore religious people. I can understand why he included atheist on the list of bad things. Agnostic is the way to go. Just don't give a shit.
>> [_] Anon 1565099 >># Butt devastated? Humongous amounts of butthurt detected. Must be because you're an atheist. Have fun getting mad over stupid shit on the internet, neckbeard.
>> [_] Anon 1565110 >># >click thread, >see people bitching >I'm just here for the backstory on this flash. >LOL I AM VEGAN MARTIAL ARTIST, I KILL U WITHOUT GUNZ! >whataloser.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1565115 >># Only the second 2, and obviously. >># >I'm going to prove how much I don't care by reminding people every chance I get. >># You're obviously >># , like, I'll accept more than one person doesn't like me, but Jesus christ you're a terrible troll. >># The dude said I eat bacon, was militant, and was fat. So I told him the truth. What the fuck do you want me to say? Lies? I didn't bring up any of this shit I just said that the guy cared too much about laws. Which was completely on topic. But fine apparently either everyone thinks I'm a retard or you're all the same guy who really hates me for some reason. Probably some combination considering this is 4chan. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>> [_] iranus 1565125 >># >If this guy was telling the truth I hope he fucking dies, he's a worthless coward who think money will fix all his problems. he said he had children to feed and i can respect that. also, why does that mean he should die? i don't understand the logic of using the death penalty for this crime.

/ > /show/ > Thread 204 Age: 17.23d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 580 Excuse me, I'm robbing you. [IMG] Most Polite Robbery Ever Caught on Security Cam.swf (3.12 MiB) 320x240, Compressed. 2246 frames, 27 fps (01:23). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.

File[Most Polite Robbery Ever Caught on Security Cam.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] I've got children to feed Anon 1467722 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1467726 That actually makes me kind of sad... Poor guy.
>> [_] Swiss Chard 1467728 This is kind of sad as fuck :c
>> [_] Anon 1467733 I hope his children got fed atleast, this is a bit of a downer.
>> [_] Anon 1467735 >"God be with you."
>> [_] Anon 1467737 This shit is depressing. Hope he got away with it.
>> [_] Anon 1467738 >># his face is visable as day. it's only a matter of time.
>> [_] Anon 1467739 My soul hurts. Happy fucking Valentine's Day to you too. : (
>> [_] Anon 1467742 >># I doubt that kindly old man who gave him half the register would have reported him. If he did, that just makes this even sadder because that dude went through all that embarassement for nothing, and now his kids won't even get the benefit of a father with a job providing for them.
>> [_] Anoynmous 1467743 /f/ got /f/ooled he probably doesn't even have kids he's like in his 60s
>> [_] Anon 1467744 >># Not impossible. Depending on where you live and how dry/hot it is, it can make you appear older by giving you wrinkles.
>> [_] Anon 1467746 He didn't even rob the store right. No wonder he doesnt have a job.
>> [_] Anon 1467754 >># he all sorts of got caught because of the internet. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41474226/ns/ us_news-weird_news/
>> [_] Anon 1467756 >># Apprehended sometime last week. If you think this is bad, I've been downloading videos all week because my Satellite TV was disconnected. I nearly lost the Internet last month because the cable company didn't get paid the month before. It turns out my folks are a month behind on their bills after finally finding work after being unemployed for nearly up to two years. I hope they never have to resort to what this guy did. QUIT JERKING OFF JOHN BOENER, YOU ORANGE GUIDO! PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING! Do what the chocolate man wants!
>> [_] Anon 1467763 epic
>> [_] Anon 1467764 >># woah im sorry dude
>> [_] Anon 1467767 Those kids should have thought of that before they were born into a poor-ass family.
>> [_] Anon 1467768 >># Here's a crazy idea: Get a fucking job, you bum!
>> [_] Anon 1467770 >># AND SUDDENLY WITH THIS FLASH OF INSPIRATION, UNEMPLOYMENT DROPPED TO 0%.
>> [_] Anon 1467772 >># Leechfag deteced.
>> [_] Anon 1467804 >># we all pass through life seeking something to do. some people will accept any job while some think their time is too valuable to exhange for paper for any job, we want something worthwhile doing
>> [_] Anon 1467807 >># GET FIRED, FAGGOT!
>> [_] Anon 1467836 >># Maybe he got fired. Maybe his job doesn't pay enough. Maybe he's a single parent, unable to make ends meet, I know I've been there, homeless and living in a van with my mother, sleeping in church parking lots. Don't judge so hastily, he obviously didn't do this without considering the alternatives.
>> [_] Anon 1467844 Saw this on the news. He had no family and lived on his own. Guy was just trying to dodge getting reported on.
>> [_] Anon 1467847 >># Link?
>> [_] Anon 1467860 "...The suspect has convictions for armed robbery and forgery." - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41474226/ns/ us_news-weird_news/from/toolbar Actually, its little shits like this who use the current economic situation to rip off people. Let the bloodsucking roaches die!
>> [_] Anon 1467870 This man should not get arrested, that clerk was an awesome person: he needs a reward.
>> [_] Anon 1467882 These are the symptoms of a disintegrating middle class. Better laugh it up while its not your turn!
>> [_] Anon 1467884 Rofl Seattle Represent.
>> [_] Anon 1467896 Aren't there unemployment programs and government assistance programs for people like this..?
>> [_] Anon 1467900 >29 Posts >People still on topic I'm proud of you /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1467901 This is a fucked up world when shit like this has to happen so a decent man can feed his children... But I completely understand and, when I have kids, if I had no money to pay rent or feed my children, you'd better believe I would do it.
>> [_] ☭ Mind Zai !kLoLIN0N3g 1467902 As sad as this is if legit... Did anyone else notice the Sonic Ring sound?
>> [_] Anon 1467903 Somebody is playing some Sonic the Hedgehog.
>> [_] Anon 1467904 It's the register. Same sound effect comes from most of the ones in gas stations in this area.
>> [_] Anon 1467906 >># >># That's the sound a lot of cash registers use. Get some sunlight sometime, go outside.
>> [_] Anon 1467908 >># >># >># >># Fucking this. Don't bring kids into this world if you can't afford to. And don't give me that shit of "Oh, maybe he was unexpectedly fired" or some bullshit. You should always prepare for the worst especially if you have a kid.
>> [_] Anon 1467910 >># You are never, EVER, prepared. You'll learn that when you get pubic hair and get out of highschool. Kids are just one thing you can never be ready for. I used to say the same thing you did, believe me.
>> [_] Anon 1467913 Money is a little tight this month.... guess i better rob a gas station.
>> [_] Anon 1467959 LOL! He didn't even get the 50's and 100's
>> [_] Anon 1467967 THIS MAN NEEDS A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE.
>> [_] Anon 1467973 whats with the register making a sonic noise?
>> [_] Anon 1467977 Faggot deserved to get arrested. You do the crime, you do the time.
>> [_] Anon 1467982 Fake, obvious Sonic the Hedgehog SFX
>> [_] Anon 1467995 Is this a kind of metaphor of how Sega steals very politely from us by making crappy games that people buy anyway ?