File[Most Polite Robbery Ever Caught on Security Cam.swf] - (3.12 MB)
[_] [?] I've got children to feed Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)20:50 No.1467722
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)20:59 No.1467726
That actually makes me kind of sad...
Poor guy.
>> [_] Swiss Chard 02/14/11(Mon)21:03 No.1467728
This is kind of sad as fuck :c
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:09 No.1467733
I hope his children got fed atleast, this is a bit of a downer.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:17 No.1467735
>"God be with you."
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:22 No.1467737
This shit is depressing.
Hope he got away with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:32 No.1467738
>>1467737
his face is visable as day. it's only a matter of time.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:32 No.1467739
My soul hurts.
Happy fucking Valentine's Day to you too. : (
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:38 No.1467742
>>1467738
I doubt that kindly old man who gave him half the register would have reported him. If he did,
that just makes this even sadder because that dude went through all that embarassement for
nothing, and now his kids won't even get the benefit of a father with a job providing for them.
>> [_] Anoynmous 02/14/11(Mon)21:46 No.1467743
/f/ got /f/ooled
he probably doesn't even have kids he's like in his 60s
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:50 No.1467744
>>1467743
Not impossible. Depending on where you live and how dry/hot it is, it can make you appear older
by giving you wrinkles.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)21:53 No.1467746
He didn't even rob the store right.
No wonder he doesnt have a job.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)22:22 No.1467754
>>1467742
he all sorts of got caught because of the internet.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41474226/ns/us_news-weird_news/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)22:26 No.1467756
>>1467737
Apprehended sometime last week.
If you think this is bad, I've been downloading videos all week because my Satellite TV was
disconnected.
I nearly lost the Internet last month because the cable company didn't get paid the month before.
It turns out my folks are a month behind on their bills after finally finding work after being
unemployed for nearly up to two years. I hope they never have to resort to what this guy did.
QUIT JERKING OFF JOHN BOENER, YOU ORANGE GUIDO! PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING! Do what the chocolate man
wants!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)22:43 No.1467763
epic
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)22:45 No.1467764
>>1467756
woah im sorry dude
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)22:56 No.1467767
Those kids should have thought of that before they were born into a poor-ass family.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)23:00 No.1467768
>>1467756
Here's a crazy idea:
Get a fucking job, you bum!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)23:02 No.1467770
>>1467768
AND SUDDENLY WITH THIS FLASH OF INSPIRATION, UNEMPLOYMENT DROPPED TO 0%.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/11(Mon)23:05 No.1467772
>>1467770
Leechfag deteced.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)00:03 No.1467804
>>1467768
we all pass through life seeking something to do. some people will accept any job while some
think their time is too valuable to exhange for paper for any job, we want something worthwhile
doing
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)00:11 No.1467807
>>1467768
GET FIRED, FAGGOT!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)01:09 No.1467836
>>1467768
Maybe he got fired. Maybe his job doesn't pay enough. Maybe he's a single parent, unable to make
ends meet, I know I've been there, homeless and living in a van with my mother, sleeping in
church parking lots. Don't judge so hastily, he obviously didn't do this without considering the
alternatives.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)01:28 No.1467844
Saw this on the news. He had no family and lived on his own. Guy was just trying to dodge getting
reported on.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)01:32 No.1467847
>>1467844
Link?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)02:08 No.1467860
"...The suspect has convictions for armed robbery and forgery." - http://www.msnbc.msn.
com/id/41474226/ns/us_news-weird_news/from/toolbar
Actually, its little shits like this who use the current economic situation to rip off people.
Let the bloodsucking roaches die!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:02 No.1467870
This man should not get arrested, that clerk was an awesome person: he needs a reward.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:14 No.1467882
These are the symptoms of a disintegrating middle class. Better laugh it up while its not your
turn!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:15 No.1467884
Rofl Seattle Represent.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:33 No.1467896
Aren't there unemployment programs and government assistance programs for people like this..?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:43 No.1467900
>29 Posts
>People still on topic
I'm proud of you /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:46 No.1467901
This is a fucked up world when shit like this has to happen so a decent man can feed his
children... But I completely understand and, when I have kids, if I had no money to pay rent or
feed my children, you'd better believe I would do it.
>> [_] ☭ Mind Zai !kLoLIN0N3g 02/15/11(Tue)03:46 No.1467902
As sad as this is if legit... Did anyone else notice the Sonic Ring sound?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:47 No.1467903
Somebody is playing some Sonic the Hedgehog.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:53 No.1467904
It's the register. Same sound effect comes from most of the ones in gas stations in this area.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:54 No.1467906
>>1467902
>>1467903
That's the sound a lot of cash registers use.
Get some sunlight sometime, go outside.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)03:57 No.1467908
>>1467767
>>1467767
>>1467767
>>1467767
Fucking this. Don't bring kids into this world if you can't afford to. And don't give me that
shit of "Oh, maybe he was unexpectedly fired" or some bullshit. You should always prepare for the
worst especially if you have a kid.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)04:02 No.1467910
>>1467908
You are never, EVER, prepared. You'll learn that when you get pubic hair and get out of
highschool.
Kids are just one thing you can never be ready for.
I used to say the same thing you did, believe me.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)04:19 No.1467913
Money is a little tight this month.... guess i better rob a gas station.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)06:49 No.1467959
LOL! He didn't even get the 50's and 100's
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)07:12 No.1467967
THIS MAN NEEDS A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)07:36 No.1467973
whats with the register making a sonic noise?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)07:46 No.1467977
Faggot deserved to get arrested. You do the crime, you do the time.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)08:06 No.1467982
Fake, obvious Sonic the Hedgehog SFX
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)09:08 No.1467995
Is this a kind of metaphor of how Sega steals very politely from us by making crappy games that
people buy anyway ?
