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[_] [?] Google bought 4chan to make your life simpler Anon 1471114 Here at Google, all we want to do is make your everyday tasks simpler. And 4chan is no acception. So here's what we are doing: We are adding accounts to make everything more secure. We are going to make every post be permanantly uploaded to our server and never '404' until a user erases it. (Such as a YouTube video) We are allowing users to create and host their own boards directly on 4chan.org! Based on your history, we will recommend certain threads that we think you would be interested in. There are also many more things that we added, but you will need to watch our video to find them out. Thank you! -The Google Team
>> [_] Anon 1471115 >># Google here. We forgot to mention this is going to go into effect March 4, 2011. See ya there!
>> [_] Anon 1471117 How terrifying.
>> [_] Anon 1471120 this is a joke
>> [_] Anon 1471122 >># Hey there! We know that this is probably shocking to you, but rest assured, when we're done here you're going to love 4chan 100x better!
>> [_] Anon 1471124 Google would never misspell Exception, or leave commas out of their sentences.
>> [_] The Google Team 1471127 >># Sorry about that, I'm not a robot auto-typing this thread. I am just a Google Representative sitting at his computer. Spelling was never my strong point.
>> [_] TheFrozenOne !ozOtJW9BFA 1471128 >># Yea.... They kinda would... That being said it's still a really bad troll, 1/10, 1 point for the effort.
>> [_] Anon 1471136 remember, one rule of here is not speak about 4chan Google distroyed the community
>> [_] Anon 1471137 >># but you ARE dumb as a rock
>> [_] The Google Team 1471138 >># Yeah, that's why I work for Google! :-) No, I'm just kidding
>> [_] Anon 1471139 >mfw this is moot, and as a prank, he makes the changes in the video on march 4, and continues until april 1 when the joke is announced
>> [_] Anon 1471141 We all knew this day would come... But just the fact that moot would just sell 4chan.. to GOOGLE! I don't know about you guys, but I've just about lost all respect for moot...
>> [_] Anon 1471142 >># well obviously
>> [_] batmanholdingamarshmallow.png 1471144 >># moot should do something like that permanantly, then after a while, reveal a secret way to get in, therefore filtering out most newfags
>> [_] The Google Team 1471145 >># a secret way to get in the actual site
>> [_] The Google Team 1471149 >># no, but as interesting as that may sound, that is not going to be what we do. The upgrades we are going to make are going to be permanent I'm afraid. But honestly, you guys really have nothing to worry about. Just look at the great enhancements we made to YouTube!
>> [_] Anon 1471152 Hey people, This seems legit
>> [_] Anon 1471157 oh god i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1471182 >># as bad as th5s 162e 5s 5t 5s act4a33y *retty g66d.
>> [_] Anon 1471217 >># i'm srry but ur wrong, its actually dont talk about that which i wont name, cuz evert family has that black sheep they just ignore. so get ur rules fucking straight numb nuts
>> [_] Anon 1471226 NNNOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1471229 ? Who fucking goes to /f/....seriously.
>> [_] THEsex 1471234 >># >who fucking goes to /f/ >goes to /f/
>> [_] Anon 1471237 lol at the go gold, that was to much