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[_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)07:32 No.2245320
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)07:50 No.2245326
This must be Raiden in a past life or something
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)07:56 No.2245328
please tell me he recycled those bottles or something i swear to god what an absolute fucking
waste
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)07:56 No.2245329
So is this edge enough?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)07:58 No.2245331
the autism is strong with this one
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:07 No.2245337
My pussy just exploded with womanly juices.
Just look at this beast of a man:
He's well groomed, looks sexy with or without his pussy tickler
Has a lot of meat on him, so he's not some skinny fuck
Has a wide wardrobe (including a sexy and mysterious ninja outfit)
Owns a honda
and knows how to handle a blade (so he can handle a real woman ;))
10/10 would bang
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:09 No.2245340
>>2245337
>>2245337
>owns a honda
made me giggle.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:12 No.2245344
meh 9/10 fedora missing
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:23 No.2245352
typical american teenager in eyes of european
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:30 No.2245360
I really want to break his fucking bones for wasting all this water. Being a fat neckbeard would
be an extra punishment.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:46 No.2245373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)08:56 No.2245375
>>2245360
Your semen is a waste of water.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:08 No.2245377
This kid is america's last hope.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:12 No.2245379
>>2245360
You kidding? He would chop your arms off and then swiftly put you out of your misery, as he's
clearly a noble, honorable samurai that doesn't take pleasure in the pain of others.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:27 No.2245389
>>2245375
lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:30 No.2245391
Funny thing is that he's actually pretty slow in the movements. It's okay to be fat and have some
martial art hobby or something, it's not a crime, but the way he shows how SICK SKILLS he got
when he's actually pretty bad in half those is overwhelming. Also he should use watermelons
instead of bottles of water...
Maybe he don't know what a watermelon is since you can't find it in Mc Donalds
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:38 No.2245398
>>2245391
At least he wears the katana the right way (blade points up). Even movies do this wrong. I bet he
did like half a year martial art training or so, his movements aren't that horrible.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)09:40 No.2245402
Imagine if bottles attacked humanity.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:13 No.2245418
JonTron!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:14 No.2245419
To everyone that watched the "To this day" video then laughed at this, hi.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:18 No.2245422
>slash kay slash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TyADW5Z6nw
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:23 No.2245427
>>2245419
>turns out samurai neckbeard was porkchop all along
WHAT A TWIST!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:26 No.2245428
>>2245398
mostly likely he did some martial class, but his movements with the axes are terrible. The
katanas one are okay, but sometimes he forgets that he should stay still, intead of going for a
body slam to help him in the cut
of course its nitpicking, but hes the one who did a video to prove how awesome he was to begin
with...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:27 No.2245429
>>2245422
fou cham slash kay slash
I guess it is hard to enunciate with all that meat around the face.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)10:29 No.2245431
>>2245419
lel
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)11:08 No.2245444
GENIUS
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)11:29 No.2245452
>>2245398
the movies don't do it the queer way
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)11:53 No.2245466
>>2245320
JONTRON STOP
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)11:55 No.2245467
>>2245419
OH YOU
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)12:03 No.2245474
how the fuck is he not dead yet
besides being heart attack fat, he's also slinging around katanas that cut open water cooler
bottles like hot butter, and flourishing that shit all over the place. one false move and 10
pounds of lard are shaved off his arm, how has he not maimed himself yet
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)12:08 No.2245479
>>2245474
thats cuz they frame by frame the shit out of it
Do you think he did it all in the same day?
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 01/02/14(Thu)12:14 No.2245485
Why do I feel like this feat would be more impressive if it wasn't done by some fat kid with
diabetes?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)12:20 No.2245488
>>2245485
it would be more impressive if his faggotfriend had steady hands, or just used camera tripod or
some other mount instead
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)12:46 No.2245508
This neckbeard is awesome.
Haters gonna hate.
go soak your head if you think otherwise.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)12:56 No.2245512
>>2245479
Yeah, imagine how winded he gets after each swing. If he just drank all that water instead of
playing with it, maybe he wouldn't be so tubby.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)13:26 No.2245524
>>2245485
because we are, sadly, part of a very judgemental society
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)13:45 No.2245538
>>2245419
>Us the cool guys on the jampus xD
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)13:48 No.2245541
Here we observe the wild neckbeard. As you can clearly see, the neckbeard's natural enemy is the
majestic water bottle. After a couple minutes of slicing water bottles with his sword, the
neckbeard realizes a second enemy is among him; exercise. The neck beard calmly puts down his
sword and returns indoors where he can refuel with Doritos and Mountain Dew after which he
watches My Little Pony and masturbates.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)13:51 No.2245543
>>2245538
explain the situation, its sounds interesting and i dont understand a thing
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)13:55 No.2245545
>>2245543
Talking about blades, seeing you guys polish yours in the usual 4chin circlejerk is quite a
cringeworthy show
