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[_] Anon 3507776 For the anon asking for it >>>/g/100504161
>> [_] Anon 3507778 many thanks, love this my highscore is now 9555
>> [_] Anon 3507781 >># awesome

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[_] alcohol related Anon 3501252
>> [_] Anon 3501267 >># Ice, Ice, Ice, shake for a minute. Perfect combo.
>> [_] Anon 3501269 5200 is the best I got, and I just made a non alcoholic tonic
>> [_] Anon 3501281 >># half vodka, bit of triple sec, bit of lime juice, lots of cranberry juice, add lemon at the end - God drink.

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[_] Anon 3494212
>> [_] Anon 3494302 Was the scoring system for this game ever worked out? Curious if it's just matching quantities to some internal list of recipes or what.
>> [_] Anon 3494303 https://flashportal.fandom.com/wiki/Bart ender:_The_Right_Mix time for research
>> [_] Anon 3494308 >># >># I worked out the "god" cocktail the hard way. By looking at the tips at the end each time. Been so long since I played after working it out.
>> [_] Anon 3494313 Fill with ice, check Shake well, check Drink, check Fire from mouth and the advice is more ice.

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[_] Can you actually win this game? Anon 3463914 I know pretty much jack shit about cocktails besides gin and tonic.
>> [_] Anon 3463916 >># It's pretty easy if you know the cocktail he ask at the begining. I was asked a cosmopolitan and got 8500 score first try despite not knowing the proportions.
>> [_] Anon 3463917 >4x ice >shake >lemon >score: 2130, needs more ice
>> [_] Anon 3463924 i got a minus score with adding just one lemon and not shaking at all
>> [_] Anon 3463925 >># "A little more ice perhaps" 2115
>> [_] Anon 3463931 9317 ez clap
>> [_] Anon 3463932 7438 by just adding half cranberry juice, half lime juice, some ice, and a lemon garnish how
>> [_] Anon 3463960 You can kill him by making it 100% tonic
>> [_] Anon 3463961 this dude just likes cranberry juice that much
>> [_] Anon 3464024 >># pretty much got 8225 with just 98% cranberry and 2% vodka
>> [_] Anon 3464026 >pour all cranberry juice >passes out drunk >says cranberry juice is essential I cant even...
>> [_] Anon 3464046 >># you are a champion that f needs bit the one it deserves

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[_] /r/ing Renaissance artist game Anon 3427647 For the life of me I can't remember the name of the one Newgrounds flash where you played as a Renaissance-era artist drawing oily titties and chatting up Monet over absinthe. It was a good one, and one I keep coming back to. In fact, what flashes do you keep coming to over the years, /f/? [spoiler]Kamikaze is one part triple sec, one part vodka, one part lime juice[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3427657 only add ice for the whole drink, says it needs more ice
>> [_] Anon 3427661 >># Got em
>> [_] Anon 3427667 Pretty sure you're talking about Avant-Garde gl trying to find a non broken version though, on most sites the game doesn't advance past the title screen, i tried it on Flashpoint and it works there

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[_] Do you go out with friends for drinks on Saturday night? Anon 3409652 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3409677 >># I'm always alone on Saturday night. Screw alcohol, screw you, screw this game, and screw LAND SECURITIES for making it.
>> [_] Anon 3409678 >friends
>> [_] Anon 3409742 >pour whole glass of ice >drink is somehow yellow
>> [_] Anon 3409747 >># >friends >go out >drinks On Saturday nights, I stay inside and drink tea, alone. I also do this every other night of the week.
>> [_] Anon 3409751 I drink alone Saturday night. Then sometimes throw up Sunday morning, and shit my brains out.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 3409752 >># Ha, no. It costs too much to go out anyway. Gotta pay for a cab, gotta pay for drinks, gotta deal with loud drunk cunts who want to start random fights. For what? I just drink at home and have mates over instead. Works out better, cheaper, more enjoyable, plus I can smoke weed at home. I really see zero upsides to going out to drink, unless you're trying to get laid.
>> [_] Anon 3409757 >># >having friends >drinking alcohol >doing drugs Do people actually live like this? Why?
>> [_] Anon 3409761 >># >drinks it and then kills himself

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[_] Anon 3408658 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3408661 >pour a glass of pure absinthe >lame, to the point of being lethal Fuck you, buddy
>> [_] Anon 3408663 >># Give him ice, with more ice. Top it with ice.
>> [_] Anon 3408664 >># Does this faggot even like anything that's not a cosmo?
>> [_] Anon 3408671 >># >A little bit of lime might settle my tum... >IT'S NOT GOOD, IT NEEDS CRANBERRY JUICE >makes a drink with just Lime Juice, and Cranberry Juice, with Ice and Lemon Garnish >YOU ROCK DUDE!!! THAT'S ONE WALLIN' DRINK!!! what
>> [_] Anon 3408672 I wonder what Compelled LandSecurities to use this as a way to promote real estate sales?
>> [_] Anon 3408673 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3408679 >># LOL. "A little more ice perhaps?" Funny.
>> [_] Anon 3408684 >pour a glass of orange juice >it kills him bro.
>> [_] Anon 3408720 >># try giving him just cranberry juice or ice
>> [_] Anon 3408738 >fills the entire flask with ice >ice somehow liquefies when you shake it >guy drinks it and sets his mouth on fire >maybe you should add a little more ice!
>> [_] Anon 3408749 6233 for a Cosmopolitan

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[_] Anon 3408094 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3408106 Cranberry is essential my ass you lightweight bartender from like 2004.
>> [_] Anon 3408109 pussy bartender just doesn't like gin apparently
>> [_] Anon 3408112 >># >give him 50% orange juice, a lemon, and fill the rest with vodka >vomits out fire >bitches about it not having ice now I remember why I always made this faggot shake until he exploded
>> [_] Anon 3408114 >literally orange juice >kills himself fuck
>> [_] Anon 3408120 >># I always got the bad endings as a kid. I'd ignore his words and just mix everything till he died in horrific ways. Today I finally got the you rock ending
>> [_] Anon 3408127 >># give him nothing but ice.
>> [_] Anon 3408131 I remember there was a very simple combination that always yielded the ending where he worships the cocktail. Sadly, I've forgotten the details after all these years.
>> [_] Anon 3408132 >># >fill almost the whole thing with vodka >add a little bit of whiskey >add ice and then a garnish
>> [_] Anon 3408134 >># did this and he fucking dies its literally water wtf
>> [_] Anon 3408135 >># I think he chocked on them.
>> [_] Anon 3408136 >fill glass with lemons >game tells me to add a lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 3408151 >cointreau >triple sec >cranberry juice >2 ice cubes >surprisingly adequate >vodka >cranberry juice >2 ice cubes >surprisingly adequate
>> [_] Anon 3408159 >># wow that was dramatic lol 8500, is that the cap?
>> [_] Anon 3408164 >># Got 8,166 as my best score. Tips: Plenty of vodka, about 75% that amount of vodka in cranberry juice, some lime juice, some triple sec and make sure to save room for ice.
>> [_] Anon 3408165 >># Update: Got 9,454, just used a bit more cranberry juice this time.
>> [_] Anon 3408171 motherfucker died from a gin and tonic. What a homo
>> [_] Anon 3408185 >># I know. I made him whiskey on the rocks and he died. A total fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3408187 >Bombay gin Kill me
>> [_] Anon 3408191 >># >4 lemons >drops a 16 ton weight on himself what a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3408193 The only thing he ever seems to actually like is vodka and cranberry juice. Add like 2/3 vodka and the rest cranberry juice, stop just before it's full so you can add ice, then add a lemon and he literally worships the thing.
>> [_] Anon 3408201 >># I got 9017. Still the "worship" ending.
>> [_] Anon 3408202 >># Make that 9383.
>> [_] Anon 3408209 >># >Shake the ice a lot >he still fucking dies Retard shouldn't down it in one gulp then
>> [_] Anon 3408210 >># he worships most combinations if you add a fucking lemon on in post, it's retarded
>> [_] Anon 3408213 >># >90% vodka >10% cranberry juice >ice >shake >bartender acts like it's the greatest cocktail ever bartender confirmed for a basic bitch
>> [_] Anon 3408215 n1rvanna looks good!

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[_] Anon 3398918 It's been a long week, /f/ellas and /f/emanons. Got any secret cocktail recipes you care to share?
>> [_] Anon 3398921 >># Ice. Add ice. Add more ice. Top with ice. Shake until spontaneous combustion.
>> [_] Anon 3398922 Also give him vodka on the rocks, he thinks he's a cosmopolitan. This man needs to be fired.
>> [_] Anon 3398932 >># Pour a small amount of cranberry juice Almost fill with vodka Drop ice Shake ever so briefly Add lemon and serve
>> [_] Anon 3398953 >># Dude faints with vodka and orange juice LEL
>> [_] Anon 3399018 >># The fact remains that Miguel is a fucking hipster who doesn't want to go by Michael because he wants to sound fancy, but has utter shit taste.

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[_] Game Anon 3396707 Mindless minigame
>> [_] Anon 3396715 https://landsec.com/ I wonder what the point of this was on their website? They seem pretty high-end for dumb novelty stuff like this.
>> [_] Anon 3396716 >># >he cant drink simple orange juice this man is a pussy
>> [_] Anon 3396719 >># No bitters? No triple sec? No Blue curacao? What kind of fucking bar is this nigger running?

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[_] Anon 3367485 breaking out this old beauty.
>> [_] Anon 3367491 FOR HOLY RESULTS: >A dash of cranberry juice >Fill that bitch with vodka >Add ice >Garnish with lemon
>> [_] Anon 3367493 he just fucking dies if you give him orange juice
>> [_] Anon 3367496 >># -200 with nothing but lemons, unshaken.
>> [_] Anon 3367548 >># Add a dash of lime juice as well for better results
>> [_] Anon 3367549 >># Instructions unclear, al Qaeda attack.

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[_] there's an app for this guy now Anon 3364325 https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/PvQC87 iwJv9zqVMUqkhI0zN82sIoArYQS4eRwJOHxWseySF xyM0Py8Q1rql0sGktIFGi=w3456-h1670 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3364326 glitch city is looking good
>> [_] Anon 3364327 i just filled the cocktail shaker with ice cubes and he died
>> [_] Anon 3364328 >there's an app for this guy now you mean flash?
>> [_] Anon 3364329 The only thing I could make without anything bad happening was a margarita. Hell, he commited suicide when I made a martini.
>> [_] Anon 3364332 could never get over 7000 game is hard
>> [_] Anon 3364335 3/4 taquilla 1/4 lime, 1 ice cube. shake a few seconds. enjoy your 8k score.
>> [_] Anon 3364344 >># 1/3 lime juice 1/3 vodka 1/3 triple sec ice shake you just made a kamikaze; i recommend it irl too. 6k score
>> [_] Anon 3364351 fucking garbage bar missing half of the essential shit can't make a B-52 (plus he seems to think every cocktail needs to be shaken before being stirred) doesn't seem to understand the most basic fucking cocktail since he said "cranberry juice is essential!" when I served him a fucking Screwdriver
>> [_] Anon 3364357 why do I get the impression that's not the original filename
>> [_] Anon 3364360 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># no i meant on the Google Play store
>> [_] Anon 3364367 >># yea sometimes i think this game is bullshitly hard too, i'm a bartender in real life and he vomits or dies at nearly everything i serve.
>> [_] Anon 3364378 >># maybe you should change your profession
>> [_] Anon 3364384 >># at which bar are you serving so I can avoid certain death?
>> [_] Anon 3364398 2/5th vodka 3/5th cranberry juice 1 ice Oh mon dieu! Je t'adore!
>> [_] Anon 3364403 >># Cosmos seem to get the highest score. We discovered that long ago. He also likes black russians and tequila drinks.
>> [_] Anon 3364405 >># added every single ingredient and he fucking died 10/10 let me tend your bars
>> [_] Anon 3364407 Guys, I killed him
>> [_] Anon 3364414 >># I gave him only ice and he breathed fire
>> [_] Anon 3364416 >># Absinthe, Triple Sec, Vodka, Cranberry Juice & Ice 6.3k
>> [_] Anon 3364428 >># He asked for a Cosmopolitan. You gave him a Screwdriver. No wonder he thinks you're a moron
>> [_] Anon 3364433 1/4th cranberry 1/4th coffee laq 2/4th vodka 1 ice 8k ez
>> [_] Anon 3364444 >># LMAO he even asks for more ice in the results score wtf this game is trash
>> [_] Anon 3364446 Shit game creator knows nothing about fucking alcohol. Making a perfect Grasshopper, White Russian, etc. good drinks kills him. Fucking retarded niggers.
>> [_] Anon 3364448 >># didn't add the Ice and I got 7884
>> [_] Anon 3364449 >># >making a perfect white Russian He doesn't have heavy cream, how are you making a "perfect" white Russian?
>> [_] Anon 3364450 >># Fill it almost entirely with lime juice, add a few drops of tequila, add a single ice-cube, shake it a ton, lemon garnish. 8K+
>> [_] Anon 3364458 >># >Gave him a cup with ~95% lime juice >rest was tequila >tells me a little lime will help settle his stomach
>> [_] Anon 3364464 >># >Do what this guy did and fill it with ice >Drinks it, breathes fire >"A bit more ice, perhaps?" okay
>> [_] Anon 3364465 >straight orange juice >fucking dies never gets old

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[_] /r/ inside Anon 3309422 Can someone upload/tell me the name of a flash loop involving a dude on a beach chair by the pool with big red text that says "Pimping is hard work"
>> [_] Anon 3309428 >># oh I remember that flash. The dude's wearing the classic red pimping clothes with a hat and all sadly I don't remember the name either
>> [_] Anon 3309432 >># >Nothing but ice >Motherfucker spits fire wat?
>> [_] Anon 3309446 The secret is to put in the tiniest drop of cranberry juice, the tiniest drop of triple sec, vodka until it's as close to being full as possible, and then to add ice on the last sliver. And I guess click the lemon bowl after shaking for a while.
>> [_] Anon 3309456 >># Lol you're right :V
>> [_] Anon 3309483 >fill it half way with ice >fill the rest with two whole lemons >game tells me it could use a garnish of lemon what did he mean by this
>> [_] Anon 3309488 >># http://swfchan.com/40/196746/?somethingo ldsomethingnew.swf
>> [_] Anon 3309494 >Half vodka >Half cranberry juice >One ice >He treats it like the fucking holy grail What the fuck even

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[_] ffffffffffriday night Anon 3301663 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3301685 This faggot bartender hates everything i make. fuck him
>> [_] Anon 3301695 >all ice cubes >breathes fire >recommends more ice cubes
>> [_] Anon 3301712 all that bartender likes is Cosmopolitan like a little bitch he is
>> [_] Anon 3301746 >50/50 Tequila and Lime Juice, barely shaken. >bartender tells me I rock and make a wailin' Cosmopolitan. kthx, dude
>> [_] Anon 3301748 Tequila/Triple Sec/Lime and he tells me my margarita needs more Vodka. He ain't no Lloyd, I'll say that.
>> [_] Anon 3301808 >50% cranberry juice >45% lime juice >5% gin >"Simply adequate"
>> [_] Anon 3301817 >># I agree. I'm a bartender in RL and anything you make this cunt he hates.
>> [_] Anon 3301840 >># Try 50/50 Vodka and Triple Sec
>> [_] Anon 3301851 Nearly all vodka, with just a splash of cranberry and one ice cube got him declaring me the second coming of Christ.
>> [_] Anon 3301872 >go for a gin tonic >so lame he dies, asks for triple sec, add triple sec >breathes fire, asks for ice >more ice >vomits asks for a dash of lime >faints, asks for cranberry juice >faints again "cranberry juice is considered essential..." >give him a cup of cranberry juice, nothing else, no shaking >faints again, asks for cranberry juice what the hell is wrong with this dude I thought I was getting close to a good gin tonic
>> [_] Anon 3301875 >ice >limejuice all the way >lemon garnish after shaking >"surprisingly adequate"

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[_] Anon 3272542 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3272560 cant get above 4550
>> [_] Anon 3272561 >># lots of vodka a couple drops of lime juice and ice gets you 8-10k usually
>> [_] Anon 3272632 >># lots of cranberry juice, vodka, kalua, and ice got me 6k
>> [_] Anon 3272634 I got a -185 by just putting in lemons
>> [_] Anon 3272642 >mimosa >kills the bartender this game a shit
>> [_] Anon 3272643 half vodka half cran juice ice 8000
>> [_] Anon 3272644 half tequila quarter triple sec ice 6000+
>> [_] Anon 3272648 >># >3 ice cubes >a whole lemon >shake it >it fucking explodes is this a joke
>> [_] Anon 3272661 >Pure lime juice >Guy pukes >"A dash of lime next time might help settle my tum" I love this game.

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[_] Anon 3263001 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3263003 This is not Bourbon House. I am dissapoint.
>> [_] Anon 3263005 What's up with the name?
>> [_] Anon 3263062 Dude, I remeber when I play this in the computer classroom of my high school.
>> [_] Anon 3263081 fuck this tasteless nigga
>> [_] Anon 3263094 >># I remember when I first played this around 15 years ago? I thought it was the height of hilarity. Now I just frown in disgust at the pathetic excuse for a barman that can't hold his liquor.
>> [_] Anon 3263133 >pour whiskey >he fucking dies what
>> [_] Anon 3263152 >># theres no FUCKING RUM
>> [_] Anon 3263162 >renaming flashes Please stop. It's "The Right Mix.swf".
>> [_] Anon 3263164 Anything that isn't straight vodka he fucking hates. That's no fun.
>> [_] Anon 3263169 >># >># >># He specifically wants a Cosmopolitan. Vodka and cranberry juice are the key ingredients.

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[_] Anon 3261872
>> [_] Anon 3261873 how is this anime? seriously.
>> [_] Anon 3261889 >100% orange juice. >Drinks. >Dies. Gee, I guess I must be some sort of He-Man, drinking that poison every morning and not dying.
>> [_] Anon 3261890 >re-naming flashes Please don't do this. Just use the subject line.
>> [_] Anon 3261962 Fuck me, I remember playing this ages ago
>> [_] Anon 3261966 >put nothing but ice >breath catches on fire
>> [_] Anon 3261970 Vodka, up to 3/4 Triple sec, 1/16 Cranberry juice. 1/16 and some ice with garnish
>> [_] Anon 3261993 >># Triple sec, that's what I was forgetting.
>> [_] Anon 3262008 Holy shit I remember this game
>> [_] Anon 3262015 >Gin and tonic >He straight up dies wew lad. is this game just a cosmopolitan simulator?
>> [_] Anon 3262040 this nigga has plebeian taste
>> [_] Anon 3262049 1/3 Tequila 2/5 Vodka dash of lime dash of cranberry Ice Got a 'YOU ROCK DUDE!'

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[_] Anon 3259195 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Procyonidae 3259203 You'll get absinthe and kahlua until you like it.
>> [_] Anon 3259255 >adds ice >fills entire cup with ice >shakes >serves >"Could use a little more ice"
>> [_] Anon 3259260 I like how merely adding 4 ice and shaking gives you 2000 points
>> [_] Anon 3259262 I added lemon, gave it a shake, added lemon garnish and served. Was told it needed lemon to garnish.
>> [_] Anon 3259309 Two ice cubes and one lemon with a lemon garnish literally fucking killed me I got 1000 points at least I guess
>> [_] Anon 3259310 >makes sidecar >gets told cranberry juice is essential >whatwhatthefuck.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3259401 >told to make a cosmopolitan >shitton of vodka, some cranberry, and a touch of tequila >bartender achieves enlightenment, over 8000 points >the fuck is this game

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[_] Anon 3253739 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3253743 I put in my mom's favorite drink, vodka, cranberry juice, and a splash of orange juice. He loved it, surprisingly.
>> [_] Anon 3253749 >># Did mommy give you a pat on the head for that?
>> [_] Anon 3253751 >># She patted a head alright I tell you what ;^)
>> [_] Anon 3253765 he died from a fucking mimosa.
>> [_] Anon 3253805 >># >he loved it never seen him not kill himself, does he do something else?
>> [_] Anon 3253806 >># >># oh shit i tried that combination and he just blew one of those party things and said it needed vodka.
>> [_] Anon 3253807 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmopolit an_%28cocktail%29 70% Vodka 20% Cranberry Juice 5% Triple sec Lemon garnish Just as a guide Watch him achieve enlightenment
>> [_] Anon 3253852 >># He also died from a Gin & Tonic and thought that a drink with only ice needed more ice, this guy is a fucking pussy.
>> [_] Anon 3253853 >># AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HGAHAHGHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX
>> [_] Anon 3253854 God fucking dammit I was sure this was going to be a Bourbon House trying to make you think it's not Bourbon House by having an obvious name, but it actually wasn't Bourbon House all along. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3253857 >90% cranberry >splash of vodka and triple sec >YOU ROCK DUDE God is dead.
>> [_] Anon 3253859 >># I tried this and he passed out >Cranberry juice is considered essential This guy just wants cranberry juice
>> [_] Anon 3253860 >anime bartender >anime no
>> [_] Anon 3253861 >># Just don't add ice, you can also replace triple sec with OJ and the sucker will still love it.
>> [_] Anon 3253876 Absinthe body with a splash of lime cran and triple sec with ice and a lemon garnish gets about 5k points.
>> [_] Anon 3253877 apparently he's allergic to pure orange juice.
>> [_] Anon 3253878 >># >Pour pure cranberry juice >Passes out >"Cranberry juice is considered essential" What the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3253886 >># Maybe he was being sarcastic.
>> [_] Anon 3253892 For the uninitiated a cosmo is 40% vodka, 30% cranberry juice and a mix to taste of cointreau and lime juice, garnish with lemon.
>> [_] Anon 3253896 Holy shit I did all ice and he blew flames and then said it needed more ice, good game
>> [_] Anon 3253924 i threw 2 lemons in, shook it 3 times, got -85 score and got told that lemon garnish after shaking would be a nice finishing touch rather than 16-ton weight good times

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[_] Anon 3208521 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3208525 >nothing but ice >My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhaps? yea okay.
>> [_] Anon 3208527 pour half glass of champagne add lime juice and a few shots of triple sec with ice >surprisingly adequate
>> [_] Anon 3208528 >pour him some OJ >starts choking when he drinks it Nice meme
>> [_] Anon 3208531 50-60% vodka 20-30% cranberry juice 1 ice cube
>> [_] Anon 3208533 >># Add cointreau
>> [_] Anon 3208538 Where's the Bourbon?
>> [_] Anon 3208549 >gin and tonic >dies
>> [_] Anon 3208553 >># >(JUST) champagne >dies well fuck you then i guess
>> [_] Anon 3208556 >># the only thing he will fucking drink
>> [_] Anon 3208558 >all vodka with splash of orange juice >surprisingly adequate
>> [_] Anon 3208559 >># It's called a screwdriver
>> [_] Anon 3208562 >just lime juice with ice >explodes when shaken are you fucking memeing me right now
>> [_] Anon 3208563 70% vodka, splash of triple sec, ice almost 9k score, wat? it's a wailin cosmo? since when is a proper cosmo flavoured vodka?
>> [_] Anon 3208570 >nothing but lemons >he kills himself via dropping a 16 ton weight on himself and asks for more lemon Okay.
>> [_] Anon 3208602 >click shake 4 times >explode
>> [_] Anon 3208607 I was half-expecting bourbon house but this works too

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[_] Anon 3206261 mix shit up Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3206264 one lemon shaken by this mans atomic shaking power and the result is >maybe some lemon would help?
>> [_] Anyonmous 3206266 I´d like to tell you it was good but i wasn´t cranberry juice is considered essential.. Appereantly he wants me to add more Cranberry Juice to my drink..still don´t changes a thing that the first drink i make him, he acts like it taste awful and hits the ground :/
>> [_] Anon 3206269 >no milk or cream so you can't make any fun whiskeys >death in the afternoon apparently needs lime juice
>> [_] Anon 3206285 Screwball with ice and cranberry juice. You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 3206288 >give him a glass of orange juice >he dies
>> [_] Anon 3206293 >whiskey on the rocks >dies fucking pussy.
>> [_] /f/aggot 3206304 Gave 'em a gin and vodka with a lil cranberry juice and some ice, 6k score, I swear I used to mix the same thing and get higher but it's all about proportions. Fucker likes vodka.
>> [_] Anon 3206305 just Lemon juice >could use a lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 3206312 Triple sec, Vodka and Cranberry with ice and garnish 8035 points.
>> [_] Anon 3206318 >cup full of nothing but Ice >My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhaps?
>> [_] Anon 3206319 >bartender.swf >not the right mix.swf Why did you change the file name?
>> [_] Anon 3206344 >some well shaken lime juice >commits suicide How weak.
>> [_] Anon 3206360 made him a mimosa and his soul exited his body?

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[_] Make me a white russian Anon 3184765 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3184828 >triple sec might have saved my life I was making a gin and tonic, how did it not recognize that?
>> [_] Anon 3184837 welcome to the worst game ever
>> [_] Anon 3184850 he REALLY likes double Vodka cran. Score 8115
>> [_] Anon 3184854 >Nothing but ice >Spits fire Niggah, thats not how this works.
>> [_] Anon 3184857 >># >make me a white Russian >no milk or cream
>> [_] Anon 3184869 >># I got a 8270 from that.
>> [_] Anon 3184872 8748 all you need to do is fill the entire glass with vodka, put 1 literal drop of lime juice then add ice
>> [_] Anon 3184896 >># 9884, little bit more lime juice.

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[_] Sorry I'm too late for Saturday Night Cocktails Anon 3153370
>> [_] Anon 3153375 can u not use the word cock?
>> [_] Anon 3153399 Wow, apparently I'm retarded because everything I do leads to him dropping dead. Right down to Gin and Tonic
>> [_] Anon 3153400 >># surprisingly adequate. Triple sec, 2 ice, crem de caocao, a dash of champ to top
>> [_] Anon 3153401 >># Okay so I mixed a bunch of random shit. and got 7554, I put like, 33% Creme de Cacao 57% Vodka and 10% Tequila. This game is fucking backwards yo.
>> [_] Anon 3153403 got ~7800 on making the cosmo.
>> [_] Anon 3153407 >># Tried again; 8306 Got to see him hold up the glass into a sunbeam with angelic music playing. Comment: Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3153408 Make him a screwdriver, and he died. Thought I might have gone a little heavy on the vodka so I tried it with just straight orange juice and he still died. What kind of fucking game is this
>> [_] Anon 3153412 >># The kind of game that tells you who you shouldn't trust to make a drink for you.
>> [_] Anon 3153413 >give him a cup with 3 icecubes in it >he commits suicide infront of me >give him a glass of champange >commits suicide infront of me >give him half a glass of orange juice >commits suicide infront of me >ok i'll play along >give him half a cup of vodka and almost fill up the rest with cranberry juice >put alil ice and a lemon garnish >8340 score
>> [_] Anon 3153421 >literally fill the cup with nothing but ice >liquid comes out yellow >he breathes fire >"A little more ice perhaps?" Who fucking programmed this game?
>> [_] Anon 3153443 >># "Triple Sec Might Have Saved My Life" Barbarian.
>> [_] Anon 3153472 >># >literally fill the cup with nothing but ice >he breathes fire The Integer Overflow.
>> [_] Anon 3153475 >put a dash of literally entire top row >dies because drink is too boring yeah, I'm out
>> [_] Anon 3153478 >Lime juice >A dash of lime might help settle my tum I'm done.
>> [_] Anon 3153484 >># he wants a dash of lime not an entire glass of it
>> [_] Anon 3153504 The comments in this thread made my fucking day. Some highlights: >># >># >># >># >># >>#

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[_] Make me a mojito Anon 3149507 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3149511 >pour him a glass of orange juice >nigga just fucking dies this bartender man
>> [_] Anon 3149512 >a little more ice perhaps >in a cup of ice
>> [_] Anon 3149518 >># He suggests adding more lemons to the cup of lemons. Then commits suicide.
>> [_] Anon 3149529 >># It's fun to pretend drinking ethyl alcohol is different and more cultured than shooting up heroine.
>> [_] Anon 3149530 >># tfw work at a liquor store and hate alcohol with a burning passion woo paychecks
>> [_] Anon 3149552 >># one can taste good and can be enjoyed i moderation, the other fucks you up for life in the off chance you can actually get off of it and it just doesn't kill you in some years.
>> [_] Anon 3149554 >># 8706 on my first try I made him probably the most deadly shit known to man and he found Jesus
>> [_] Anon 3149558 Made him a screwdriver and some mint vodka. Never got above 6k
>> [_] Anon 3149567 Its jsut triple sec and vodka, shaked for 4 seconds. this man has no taste. http://image.prntscr.com/image/0055df6de d9a40de8da28b4cb47bdc8f.png
>> [_] Anon 3149631 vodka tequila orange juice cranberry juice lime juice ice
>> [_] Anon 3149635 >># I got 9390 for a fucking vodka and cranberry juice with ice shaked for a couple seconds. Tbh i love some cranberry juice and vodka to
>> [_] Anon 3149639 >># I got 9620 with the same thing + a Lemon Garnish
>> [_] Anon 3149653 >># At least alcohol can be served in pretty glasses
>> [_] Anon 3149667 I got -20
>> [_] Anon 3149669 >># >make manhattan >asks for more stir >gets stirred more >it literally explodes holy fucking what the shit?
>> [_] Anon 3149671 >># Heroin can be used in moderation too. See life before 60'. Alcohol tastes bad, so the good drinks are the ones that hide the taste. Just another day in denial ;-D
>> [_] Anon 3149672 >put 4 lemons in a cocktail shaker >shake it too long >it explodes GO AWAY CAVE JOHNSON
>> [_] Anon 3149688 >># >heroine I too have an addiction to female heroes.
>> [_] Anon 3149690 >># heyo

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>> [_] Anon 3133704 >make a glass of straight orange juice >he fucking dies whats this guy's problem? too good for orange juice?
>> [_] Anon 3133705 >># This comment made me burst out laughing like an idiot. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 3133706 >straight vodka >guy goes green Fucking pussy.
>> [_] Anon 3133707 >a little bit of everything >needs more ice you just can't please some people
>> [_] Anon 3133710 gave him straight juice and he threw up... this guy
>> [_] = 3133716 You're supposed to make a cosmopolitan, people
>> [_] Anon 3133718 >># >make a glass of NOTHING but ice >spits hot fucking fire out of his mouth and I shit you not, the exact words out of this dick nipple's mouth afterwards were >My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice, perhaps? gg
>> [_] Anon 3133719 >># >this still gets a better score than orange or cranberry juice I mean he really seems to hate juice
>> [_] Anon 3133720 >># What an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 3133724 >add lemons untill the thing is full >keep shaking untill it just about doesn't explode >then add a lemon >-50 Is this the lowest possible score?
>> [_] Anon 3133726 >># >Pure lemon >Barely shook, didn't add garnish >Score: -185 Top that, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3133727 >add nothing but lemons >get told "A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking" >-200
>> [_] Anon 3133730 >Mix orange juice and lemon juice 50/50 nothing else added >2127 points
>> [_] Anon 3133734 >># >adds all the things he wants >triple sec, ice, cranberry juice, a dash of lime and add garnish >Throws up well fuck you too then
>> [_] Anon 3133736 >Tonic and gin, a classic >Kills himself with a 16 ton weight >Billy Joel pls
>> [_] Anon 3133741 >># ice and whiskey. kills him.
>> [_] Anon 3133743 I think I found what he wants. Mix equal parts vodka and cranberry juice and add some ice. Score: 8555
>> [_] Anon 3133744 >pour whiskey >hold shake >explodes ???????
>> [_] Anon 3133747 >># >8620 Let's add onto this, triple sec, lime and garnish. >8623 well that doesn't seem to work... maybe his advise doesn't mean anything and he just wants vodka and cranberry juice?
>> [_] Anon 3133752 >># got 8945 with that here
>> [_] Anon 3133753 >># He has said to add ice, a lemon garnish, lime juice, vodka, and cranberry juice, but I never saw anything about triple sec. The instructions said to try making a cosmopolitan, and I got a score of 8613, which is a bit better than only vodka and cranberry juice. Then I tried omitting the triple sec because he never said anything about it and got a score of 8307.
>> [_] Anon 3133755 >># Got 9430 doing that.
>> [_] Anon 3133759 I filled it with lemons and it exploded when I shook it
>> [_] Anon 3133763 >fill it with nothing but ice >yellow liquid comes out >guy dies >2000
>> [_] Anon 3133776 >># try making a drink as boring as possible, then he says add triple sec.
>> [_] Anon 3133778 >># >># try mixing equal parts of vodka and orange juice to get this result.
>> [_] Anon 3133781 >pure whiskey >Fucker drops dead. Guess I've been doing it right all these e=years.
>> [_] Anon 3133789 >fill with just lemons >hold shake >explodes Was this flash made by Cave Johnson?
>> [_] Anon 3133791 >># I was waiting for somebody to say this
>> [_] Anon 3133799 This was way more fun that I thought. Thanks.
>> [_] Jkat 3133834 [Vodka+Cranberry+lemon] A gay Russian
>> [_] Anon 3133839 Literally just pour vodka until it's almost full (~98% or so of pure vodka, unless you can fit even more), then leave a tiny amount of room for whatever (I used Absinth and Triple Sec on two separate occasions), and for some ice. Shake until right before you can hear the beginning of the "triple clunk" for the third time. Click on a lemon. Got 9900+ with that.
>> [_] Anon 3133843 Half lime juice Quarter cranberry juice Quarter vodka with juuust a little room left An ice cube 8200+
>> [_] Anon 3133847 >Ice >That's it, just ice >Breathes fire >"more ice next time" The fuck do you want from me.
>> [_] Anon 3133859 1/3 lime juice 1/3 Triple Sec 1/3 Vodka Garnish with lemon 8400+
>> [_] Anon 3133870 >Do what >># says >Get told its a wailing cosmopolitan >Make screwdriver consisting of 1/4 vodka, 3/4 orange juice with a little bit left for ice >Get told its not great and cranberry juice isn't considered essential What is he drunk??
>> [_] Anon 3133874 >># >make gin and tonic >it literally explodes fucking what?
>> [_] Anon 3133876 >just a fucking drop of orange juice >serves more than what was added in the shaker >fucking kills himself >71 points
>> [_] Anon 3133879 >Gin and Tonic, ice, lemon wedge >shakey until almost explode >fucker dies >1599 Go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anon 3133882 >Manhattan >Whiskey Vermouth Ice and splash of Orange >Throws up >3089 Well, it wasn't Rye Whiskey and I'm assuming the Vermouth was dry

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[_] Anon 3124339 Mix me up something good. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3124351 >># i made the bastard a gin and tonic and it fuckin killed him
>> [_] Anon 3124352 >># obviously something wrong with this guy, he doesnt like pure whiskey either
>> [_] Anon 3124357 why the fuck is the only drink you can make a fuckin cosmo
>> [_] Anon 3124375 I made him a cranberry martini and he liked it. Did I win?
>> [_] Anon 3124376 >serve him pure OJ >he dies pansy
>> [_] Anon 3124382 I made him do an air guitar solo. cool.
>> [_] Anon 3124390 I made a drink with only ice, and he started to breath fire. The game thinks that I need more ice.
>> [_] Anon 3124437 >># Oh shit man, this game is a riot. >A little more ice perhaps?
>> [_] Anon 3124460 >pour vodka >pour oj >pour ice >shake >keep shaking >everything explodes i guess a screwdriver is a substitute for nitroglycerin.

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[_] Can you impress him? Anon 3111740 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3111748 Vodka Kahlua cocao ice
>> [_] Anon 3111750 >># He keeled over and died, you screwing with me?
>> [_] Anon 3111752 >># cognac lime juice ice champagn abstinth a bit of cranberry juice
>> [_] Anon 3111753 >># Half Vodka Cranberry juice Orange juice Ice Shake
>> [_] Anon 3111754 >># It exploded
>> [_] Anon 3111755 >># dont shake and side note, screw the ice add vodka instead
>> [_] Anon 3111756 80% vodka ice shake and serve
>> [_] Anon 3111764 50% Vodka 40% Cranberry Juice Ice Remaining % Lime Juice
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3111767 Only Vodka
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3111772 >># Guy You won't believe the critique is after only pouring 4 lemons into your shaker Wew
>> [_] Anon 3111789 Bitch, the fuck is wrong with my G & T?
>> [_] Anon 3111795 >100% ice >breathes fire >try adding more ice Fucking water
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3111798 >># Wow, gg
>> [_] Anon 3111807 >100% lemons >exploded while shaking >Thanks Obama
>> [_] Anon 3111815 >Literally just vodka with barely a splash of cranberry juice and some ice >Score: 8350 >Causes a choir of angels to sing the drinks praises Man, this guys standards are low.
>> [_] Anon 3111816 made him a mimosa and he died >o-okay
>> [_] Anon 3111821 >># ice half vodka and half cranberry
>> [_] Anon 3111832 So what the heck does this have to do with LandSecurities™?
>> [_] Anon 3111835 >># wtf no olive brine. Can't even make a proper martini. What kind of shit game is this
>> [_] Anon 3111841 >># Made him put three lemons in a cup and he killed himself
>> [_] Anon 3111855 8,506 Triple Sec, Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice.
>> [_] Anon 3111858 >># He threw up
>> [_] Anon 3111859 >Lemons and whiskey. lol git rekt.
>> [_] Anon 3111861 how the fuck does this guy hate french 75
>> [_] Anon 3111862 >># This. He fucking died from one of my favorite drinks
>> [_] Anon 3111863 >4 Lemons >Lemon Garnish >-50 points. When Life gives you lemons, kill yourself.
>> [_] someone 3111864 used only lemons >perhaps a lemon garnish ok used only ice added lemon garnish >A little more ice perhaps?
>> [_] Anon 3111868 >vodka >cranberry juice >top it off with champagne >add ice >Surprisingly adequate HE ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKED IT
>> [_] Anon 3111877 >># >Can you impress him? Apparently so... http://i.imgur.com/oBMwV2u.jpg 8666
>> [_] Anon 3111878 >dash of vodka >a little triple sec >decent amount of cranberry juice >bring it to almost full with lime juice >add ice >Shake >Lemon Garnish >He starts playing the air guitar, the screen says "YOU ROCK DUDE!" What do I win?
>> [_] Anon 3111881 >># You win a happy face (^_^)

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[_] Can you impress him? Anon 3089106 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3089111 Add 75% vodka, 20% cranberry juice and some ice for best results.
>> [_] Anon 3089113 Add nothing but ice Profit
>> [_] Anon 3089118 30% vodka (about 2 seconds). 15% triple sec. 30% cranberry juice. 15% lime juice. Ice cubs to fill. Shake. Serve.
>> [_] Anon 3089120 Why the fuck would you enjoy equal parts vodka and cranberry juice and the rest champagne?
>> [_] Anon 3089122 >># Because two of those ingredients are in a cosmo, which is what he's asking for.
>> [_] Anon 3089136 i made orange juice with a lemon...
>> [_] Anon 3089147 Gave him straight vodka. He keeled over. This bartender's a fucking joke.
>> [_] Anon 3089157 90% Vodka 10% Ice and throw a lemon in before it's finished. Shake and serve. 6500 points.
>> [_] Anon 3089163 >># I actually wasted time getting about 6388 points making a legitimate cosmo
>> [_] Anon 3089197 >made him a margarita >7392 while he plays a sick air guitar riff This fucking guy.
>> [_] Anon 3089224 92% vodka 9% absinthe.He becomes gay and shit
>> [_] Anon 3089236 >I'd like to tell you that was good, but it just wasn't. Cranberry juice is considered essential Nigger, I had a lot of cranberry juice in that drink, what are you talking about?
>> [_] Anon 3089243 8528 at the second try. I lost at first because this faggot doesn't like his cosmos being 80% vodka.
>> [_] Anon 3089270 50% Vodka 15% Triple Sec 35% Cranberry 7.5% Lime Ice to Fill Lemon Garnish 9323 >only 50% vodka in a cosmo
>> [_] Anon 3089301 >># I left out the garnish and the fruitbag still worshipped. Mon Dieu!
>> [_] /r/ 3089306 >mfw >Use personal recipe for cosmopolitan's I make >I experimented a bit working as a bartender a couple years back >The guy comes up praising the lord and this holy drink >10000 points I guess thats a perfect score but i'm not sure. Either way i'm flattered he thinks as highly as my customers did of it.
>> [_] Anon 3089317 >># >My mouth is angry with your head. A little more ice, perhaps?
>> [_] Anon 3089323 >put in nothing but ice >complains saying it needs more ice
>> [_] Anon 3089344 >no milk fucking fascists man.
>> [_] Anon 3089347 >># What's the recipe, faggot
>> [_] /r/ 3089352 >># 48% Vodka 22% Cran 12.5% Lime 4.5% Triple Sec 5% Kahlua Ice Shake for a count of 7 Garnish with lemon
>> [_] Anon 3089361 99% passion fruit kills him.
>> [_] Anon 3089368 straight orange juice kills him
>> [_] Anon 3089370 >add nothing but lemons >a nice touch would be a lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 3089371 You don't even need to make a complex drink for 10k. Add the absolute smallest drop of cranberry juice, smaller the drop better the score. Then fill the rest with vodka then top with ice and lemon garnish. Gets 9k minimum and 10k if you get the perfect drop of cran
>> [_] Anon 3089375 >># Gave the cunt his glass of lemons with a lemon garnish AND HE STILL FUCKING WANTS A LEMON GARNISH.

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[_] /r/ing Equestria Girls Dress up Anon 2812008 couldn't find it on swfchan
>> [_] Anon 2812028 >Cranberry >Orange Juice >Lime Juice >It Explodes Bravo Whedon.
>> [_] Anon 2812059 >># here: >># You might have to right click play to get past the loading screen.
>> [_] Anon 2812082 >># thanks

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[_] just make a fucking cosmo god damn = 2800705 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2800715 just fuck my shit up
>> [_] Anon 2800735 8466 I've only ordered a cosmopolitan once but I still kinda remembered what it had.
>> [_] Anon 2800742 pour orange juice shake it for 10 sec ????? profit
>> [_] Anon 2800744 7425 i had no idea what i was doing just guessed
>> [_] Anon 2800745 >># why does it have a lemon slice in it if you break 8k? was i suppose to add one?
>> [_] Anon 2800756 1/3 Vodka 1/3 Cranberry Juice 1/3 Whisky (don't full the glass yet) Add some ice Shake it for 5 sec >Surprisingly adequate >Score: 6064 Seems good for me, i would try to make it
>> [_] Anon 2800757 9464 Fill as much as possible with vodka without it getting completely full add a trace amount of orange juice add ice shake for as long as possible without exploding serve with lemon slice
>> [_] Anon 2800767 Just feed the little shit lemons and ice
>> [_] Anon 2800773 >added every single type of drink there is >added a lemon >shake ... >dies >Lame, to the point of being lethal. nigga u srs ?
>> [_] Anon 2800777 Literally dies from pure orange juice. 10/10.
>> [_] Anon 2800778 >no bitters confirmed for shit tier bar
>> [_] Anon 2800782 75% vodka 24% triple sec add a lemon shake for about 3 seconds score:7910
>> [_] Anon 2800789 GUYS GUYS GUYS >add a tiny bit of cranberry Juice > Vodka until it ALMOST fills (98% or so) >add an ice cube >shake 4 seconds > click lemons to add lemon garnish 4. WATCH THE MAGIC HAPPEN
>> [_] Anon 2800791 >Mon Dieu! Vive I'amour! Je t'adore!!!! >8163 I literately just http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmopolita n_(cocktail)
>> [_] Anon 2800797 >># 8825 thank you that was worth it
>> [_] Anon 2800800 > do a martini > 99 points You fucking wot m8?
>> [_] Anon 2800802 >># 9345 you're doing it wrong shitter.
>> [_] Anon 2800828 >pour the entire thing with vodka, with a lemon and ice >get 5005 >might be better if you added more vodka Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 2800837 6343 "suprisingly adequant" or something
>> [_] Anon 2800842 >100% vodka >ice cube> >lemon Guy kills himself >99.99% Vodka >literally one drop of orange juice >I'm talking about the smallest particle available, not the big drop of juice >ice cube >lemon 7000 points What the fuck game?
>> [_] Anon 2800855 >># this post had me laughing pretty hard after playing this flash for a good 10 minutes
>> [_] Anon 2800864 >Fill it completely with just ice >Barely any shake >The bartender starts spewing fire >2005 >My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhaps? What the fuck I just gave him a full glass of ice already.
>> [_] Anon 2800865 >># Pretty sure it's being sarcastic.
>> [_] Anon 2800882 9482 50% Vodka 15% Triple Sec Fill the rest with cranberry and lime juice Add ice shake 5 seconds and add lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 2800885 >># 7627 85% vodka 12% whiskey 3% cranberry juice
>> [_] Anon 2800890 Just orange juice and ice, shake, serve. DEATH uh, are you allergic to oranges there buddy?
>> [_] Anon 2800899 >># >vodkamakeseverythinggood.swf
>> [_] Anon 2800900 Score over 8000 to make him praise the sun. \[T]/
>> [_] Anon 2800911 The thing that gets me is pour spouts on champagne... you fucking wot m8

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[_] Anon 2560884
>> [_] Anon 2560887 I remember this from a long time ago. He dies so amusingly.
>> [_] Anon 2560929 I added a bunch of ice. His head burst into flame.
>> [_] Anon 2561019 Retarded game, doesn't recognize several bar staples and pretty much just dies or pukes if you don't serve him a cranberry vodka sour or other girl shit. So many options, so little that are actually relevant. This game is like the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. character sheet.
>> [_] Anon 2561032 Ice, ice, ice, ice. Result: 2015. >Mouth angry with head blahblah A little more ice perhaps? "11/10" ~IGN
>> [_] Anon 2561069 Threw about 4 lemons in the cup, shoke, and promptly got a negative score.
>> [_] Anon 2561072 Tequila Cranberry Juice Passion Fruit Juice Ice Welldone
>> [_] Anon 2561073 I'm not sure what happened. I poured some stuff into the cup and held down shake for a while. Then there was an explosion and the bartender dude was on the wall. Did I level up?

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[_] make them cocktails Anon 2345929 8235 is my bet so far Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2345947 >># >sambuca, tequila and triple sec >cosmo nigger what
>> [_] Anon 2345954 Vodka, cranberry, and a dash of lime.
>> [_] Anon 2345971 >Literally a glass of cranberry juice "Cranberry juice is considered essential" Niggawhat.
>> [_] Anon 2345976 >Hold click to sake >Sake, sake, sake >It explodes WAT
>> [_] Anon 2345983 >Creme de Menthe >Absinthe >Ice(Where the fuck is my suger?) >Bartender dies >Too boring Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2345987 >># >decide to have a screwdriver >turn bartender into a flamethrower >decide to just have orange juice >this kills the man Wat.
>> [_] Anon 2345988 >Try to make Irish car bomb >No cream >No guinness Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 2345999 >Cranberry juice is considered essential Fucking bite me. >2 parts vodka >1 part Cream de Menthe >ice >"That's one wailin' cosmopolitan!" Its called fucking antifreeze you fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2346000 >Ice >vodka to 1/2 >1/6 Triple Sec >1/6 Whiskey >1/6 Tequila >1 sec shake 6424 I don't drink but this doesn't seem like a drink at all.
>> [_] Anon 2346002 >4302 >Equal parts Vodka, Whisky, Absinthe Only used whisky because there is no fucking rum. HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE DICKKICKERS WITHOUT RUM?!
>> [_] Anon 2346011 5802 Literately some fucking juice, SOME FUCKING BIT OF EVERY JUICE!!!! I leik jews : - D
>> [_] Anon 2346012 >Try to make a G&T >Every combination kills him >"Add triplesec to save my life" >Fuck that, you don't add triplesec to a G&T
>> [_] Anon 2346014 He won't serve anything.
>> [_] Anon 2346018 >LandSecurities wat? Otherwise this flash is surprisingly amusing
>> [_] Anon 2346019 Every time this gets people it causes a chain of rage
>> [_] Anon 2346024 >># did the exact same thing, mah nigga
>> [_] Anon 2346065 8263 Cranberry Juice Vodka Tequila
>> [_] Anon 2346072 >Gin Fizz >lame to the point of being lethal I rek u m8, I swer on ma mum!
>> [_] Anon 2346076 >># Whiskey won't go with any of these. Too bad there's no Rhum, that might do it. >Long Island Iced Tea One of the best drink to get drunk in a flash.
>> [_] Anon 2346077 >Add Lemon >add ice >shake for a second, then serve >Might need a bit of lemon garnish instead of a 26 ton weight. Wat
>> [_] Anon 2346081 >Straight vodka >Only vodka >Bartender downs it in one gulp and gives me 3,000 points lol ok
>> [_] Anon 2346092 >># 7600 a bit of Vodka, a lot of Triple Sec, some ice
>> [_] Anon 2346101 >champagne + lemon garnish >literally exhaling fire thanks for the tip landsecurities
>> [_] Anon 2346112 -85 beat that
>> [_] Anon 2346115 >># -195 cumon step it up
>> [_] Anon 2346119 >literally just a glass of ice >dies ???
>> [_] Anon 2346124 8440. Beat that faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2346128 >There are no bitters. >Not even standard aromatic bitters. >Attempt to make a Manhattan. >Bartender dies. Worthless game.
>> [_] Anon 2346136 Made a long island iced tea with a splash of lime and got a score of 5200. Captcha: was namestit
>> [_] Anon 2346137 >1 lemon, 3 ice >breathes fire >"A LITTLE MORE ICE PERHAPS?" >score: 2960 This game is dogshit
>> [_] Anon 2346140 oj + vodka= dies straight whiskey with ice=dies what a pussy, do you even drink bro
>> [_] Anon 2346147 >white russian >throw some ice, vodka, creme de caocao, and kahlua into it with random proportions >6900 score "surprisingly etiquette" or something like that all i remember seeing is surprisingly
>> [_] Anon 2346175 Nothing but ice shaken for almost 2 seconds. 2005 Best part? "A little more ice perhaps?"

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[_] inb4 50 replies = 2253877 just give him a cosmopolitan Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2253880 Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2253901 well apparently i can't even make a FUCKING SCREWDRIVER WHO PUTS CRANBERRY JUICE IN A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER ITS JUST VODKA AND ORANGE JUICE
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2253913 >># >pure vodka >get 4500 points
>> [_] Anon 2253915 >># You're supposed to making a cosmopolitan, you illiterate scrub. 1 pt Cointreau or Triple Sec 1 pt lime juice 1 to 2 pt Cranberry Juice 2 pt Vodka
>> [_] Anon 2253963 is it only a cosmopolitan? Nothing else?
>> [_] Anon 2253965 >Get 7120 by making a horrid mix of tequila, vodka and whiskey. This thing is shit.
>> [_] Anon 2253984 >># Not him, but if the only thing we're supposed to do is make that drink, then what's the point of the other things?
>> [_] Anon 2253988 8k on an actual cosmopolitan.
>> [_] Anon 2253991 >whiskey >absinthe >tequila >vodka 5144, a boring party. needs more vodka apparently
>> [_] Anon 2253993 >># More alcohol than mixer, you srs? Also who the fuck uses cointreau, classic cosmo is triple sec.
>> [_] Anon 2253997 >># 8.1k, might've put too much lime juice in and forgot ice.
>> [_] Anon 2254013 niggas can't beat my -200 points
>> [_] Anon 2254017 8142 lots of vodka even mix of lime/cranberry add ice top top it off
>> [_] Anon 2254032 Fuck this fucking asshole so hard. I make the bitch a manhattan, and he drops dead.. Fuck this guy.
>> [_] Anon 2254035 >Fuck it, he wants more ice? I'll give him all the ice he wants >Make of a drink of nothing but ice I don't know what I expected. Wasn't that, though.

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[_] claycorn 2233059 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2233111 This guy really hates orange juice.
>> [_] Anon 2233112 He asks for a cosmopolitan. That's 50% vodka, 30% cranberry juice, 10% lime and 10% triple sec. Add ice and shake.
>> [_] Anon 2233146 >># /f/ - Bartending
>> [_] Anon 2233156 >># If you give him 40% Vodka, 35% Triple Sec, and 25% Cognac, plus ice, you win. I got a score of 8156 with a similar mixture.
>> [_] Anon 2233160 >># Scratch that. Half vodka and half triple-sec with ice gives a score of 9035.
>> [_] Anon 2233171 I tried making him a Dirty Girl Scout. He wasn't satisfied with it before it was 50% vodka.
>> [_] Anon 2233172 35% vodka, 35% triple sac, 30% cranberry, ice Shake garnish with lemon 9534 Wish there was more bartending games
>> [_] Anon 2233174 >># Try making him a Horny Schoolgirl. That's 6/7 orange juice and 1/7 vodka. He thought it was "suprinsingly adequate"
>> [_] Anon 2233179 Make him a gin martini. 5 parts gin, 1 part vermouth. YLYL.
>> [_] Anon 2233186 giving him a 'cocktail' of nothing but ice causes him to breathe fire and suggest more ice. dafuq.
>> [_] Anon 2233197 I had him make a manhattan. No bitters available. Cranberry juice was suggested. Pfffffft.

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[_] OP 2225428 for alcoholics all around the world Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2225430 >pure lemons with a lemon garnish >not enough lemon
>> [_] DrLight 2225438 4032... done
>> [_] Anon 2225441 >># 6328, are you even trying
>> [_] Anon 2225447 7000 even. Based vodka.
>> [_] Anon 2225448 7088
>> [_] DrLight 2225452 >># no
>> [_] Anon 2225453 8378. Step your game up.
>> [_] DrLight 2225457 >># 8647
>> [_] Anon 2225461 apparently nothing but OJ can choke a man to death.
>> [_] Anon 2225464 > 1 drop of cranberry juice > 1 ice cube > Rest vodka > Shake it like it owes you money BEST DRINK EVER only 9495 points though, I think I have gotten higher but couldn't be arsed to try more than once.
>> [_] Anon 2225466 lel i got negative 200 points
>> [_] Anon 2225479 >># How? Give me your secrets.
>> [_] Anon 2225484 >># cup full of lemons
>> [_] Anon 2225493 killed the bartender and still got a 2000 with a cup of ice.
>> [_] Anon 2225495 >a shot of whiskey >he kills himself Miguel confirmed for bitch
>> [_] Anon 2225504 >give him nothing but lemons >wants a lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 2225507 >cup of ice >kills himself >1505 points wut
>> [_] Anon 2225517 >fill with cranberry juice >shake as long as possible >shaker explodes >0 points Truly a great victory.
>> [_] Anon 2225518 >># bar tender confirmed for will sasso
>> [_] Anon 2225525 >># what did you do? I did cup full of ice, he breathed fire. his help >a little more ice perhaps? 2005 points.
>> [_] Anon 2225529 9665 points with vodka, cranberry juice and ice.
>> [_] Anon 2225532 9050
>> [_] Anon 2225534 >># 6291 for adding lime juice as the recipe actually requires. Next time I'll add some triple sec as well; probably gets an even lower score. The actual IBA recipe calls for a tumbler full of ice, with roughly a shot of vodka citron, a jigger of cranberry juice, and half a jigger each of Cointreau and fresh lime juice. Fucking Miguel.
>> [_] Anon 2225537 26 points motherfuckers
>> [_] Anon 2225541 >># Are you autistic?
>> [_] Sugoi Hands 2225550 6287, creme de la menthe, vodka, ice
>> [_] Anon 2225551 10064 Git gud
>> [_] Anon 2225555 This motherfucker right here. Add vodka with anything and he never says no. 80% vodka 5% absinthe 5% tonic 5% granberry juice Ice Shake only a little.
>> [_] Anon 2225559 fill cup with lemons add lemons garnish 455 needs a lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 2225560 >Add as little orange juice as possible >Add as much vodka as possible but make sure you can still add ice >Shake as long as possible >Add lemon 10k+
>> [_] Anon 2225564 >># Indeed it is.
>> [_] Sugoi Hands 2225568 lol he fucking drink anything with vodka and a lemon garnish
>> [_] Sugoi Hands 2225572 >># 7000 even straight up vodka, ice, lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 2225578 3777. I just mixed everything in there and added ice until the bartender turned gray.
>> [_] Anon 2225591 > absinthe only final destination
>> [_] Anon 2225600 >># you gave this nigga a cup full of lemons
>> [_] Anon 2225606 /r/ing that animated story of the ally soldier killing the german boy-soldier

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[_] Anon 2222487 make me a good alcohol Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2222490 I gave him straight orange juice and he died 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2222491 -170 is best score, just lemons. he can shake solid lemons into liquid. >bartender is god.
>> [_] Anon 2222492 I made him a gin and tonic and he said some triple sec would have saved his life... what a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2222494 i made a half whisky and half vodka blend, he said it was alright.
>> [_] Anon 2222502 >># he over shook the ice and it exploded.
>> [_] Anon 2222505 >># all ice gave him fire breath and i got 2015
>> [_] Anon 2222507 Made a martini and he died
>> [_] Anon 2222509 well I made a vodka with cranberry juice and ice and got 5k
>> [_] Anon 2222511 >># >all ice >fire breathe >My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhaps? lol wut
>> [_] Anon 2222512 then I made a cosmopolitan and got 8392 points
>> [_] Anon 2222514 1/3 Triple Sec 1/3 Vodka 1/3 Lime Juice Add ice Shake well and serve.
>> [_] Anon 2222562 He somehow managed to make G'n'T explosive. NIgga should join al queda.
>> [_] Anon 2222586 >># Kamikaze 1/3 Sec 1/3 Vodka 1/3 Lime juice Shake Serve 8139 points
>> [_] Anon 2222588 I made a martini and he died
>> [_] Anon 2222589 I gave him pure Absinthe. He died. 1185 score thou.
>> [_] Anon 2222590 >made a mimosa >he died >still got 1695 points
>> [_] Anon 2222600 >># Used pure lemons. Got -145. "Perhaps a lemon garnish could have saved this cocktail." WTF, they're just being sarcastic now
>> [_] Anon 2222602 Made him a Black Russian >I'd like to tell you that was good, but it just wasn't. Cranberry juice is considered essential... Cranberry juice? In a Black Russian? Do you even drink?
>> [_] Anon 2222605 >># >Black Russian terrible taste
>> [_] Anon 2222607 80% vodka 20% tonic ice = 8016 He appreciates a healthy pour.
>> [_] Anon 2222610 >># Tried straight cranberry juice: >Cranberry juice is considered essential... You're just fucking with me..right?
>> [_] Anon 2222613 It says to make a Cosmopolitan.
>> [_] Anon 2222617 >># 95% vodka, 5% tonic .... 8596. Give 'em nearly all hard liquor. Splash of something faggoty. New high score.
>> [_] Anon 2222618 >># Bydlo
>> [_] Anon 2222623 >># >He thinks black russian tastes good Nigger, what's wrong with you?
>> [_] Anon 2222626 a dash of cranberry, fill the rest with vodka and just one icecube, don't shake, serve. >easy 9000 points
>> [_] Anon 2222631 80% vodka 20%triple sec Top it off with ice 8575
>> [_] Anon 2222636 >># >Nigger, what's wrong with you? I'm not a teen girl.
>> [_] Anon 2222638 >give ice >his mouth is on fire
>> [_] Anon 2222641 1/3 Vodka 1/3 Whisky 1/3 Cranberry juice add 1 ice
>> [_] Anon 2222645 >Make Martini, bartender dies. >Make Manhattan, bartender shoots firre from his mouth. Fuck this game, and fuck this bartender.
>> [_] Anon 2222648 give him some juice and ice. he died. ok.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 2222657 As little orange juice as possible As much vodka as possible, make sure you can add ice though Shake as long as you dare Get 10k+ points
>> [_] Anon 2222659 >># How could I forgot. Also add a lemon slice at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2222662 1/2 cranberry 1/4 vodka 1/4 tequila lemon garnish anywhere between 8200 to 8500
>> [_] Anon 2222664 >># 60% Vodka 10% Chamagne 5% Cognac 55 Cranberry Juice add 1 ice shake well and serve according to the bartender you made an angelic drink

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[_] HI JESSE Anon 2142386 Hey Jesse. With an E. Not an ie.
>> [_] Anon 2142393 >Champagne >Little bit of ice >Shaken for a fucklong time >2500 points
>> [_] Anon 2142415 >># >Triple Sec >An entire lemon >Explodes
>> [_] Anon 2142420 >a full glass of orange juice, lightly shaken, kills you Good to know
>> [_] Anon 2142427 An unshaken glass of champagne will make you breath fire. You learn something new every day.
>> [_] We slav nao anonymous 2142431 >Glass of vodka >free 4500 points
>> [_] Anon 2142432 Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, and ice. Shake. Add lemon. Serve. Guitar solo. 7359 points. Fuck yeah half-assed Long island iced tea. Fav drink.
>> [_] Anon 2142436 Some Vodka Cranberry Juice Lime And Triple sec easy 8k
>> [_] Anon 2142442 Vodka, triplesec, lime, and cranberry >light from the heavens >angels singing >8105
>> [_] Anon 2142468 >small bit of cranberry juice >fill the rest with vodka >add ONE icecube >dont shake >add lemon 9000+ points.
>> [_] Anon 2142474 Two lemons, tonic water, lightly shaken. -30 points. He drops a 16 ton weight on himself. I managed to make him a decent cosmo, though.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2142483 3 Icecubes CHEW IT ASSHOLE!
>> [_] Anon 2142488 Ice x4. Overshaken, it explodes. Moderately shaken, he actually breathes fire. And then he suggests "A little more ice, perhaps?", and I don't think it was sarcasm. I'm not sure whether that was awesome or just idiotic.
>> [_] Anon 2142490 > an ice cube > one lemon > shake shake > he kills himself > Advice: "A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking, as opposed to a 16 ton weight applied after drinking." > 465 points
>> [_] Anon 2142496 >># > ice water with a lemon garnish > this is apparently poisonous and he dies > 1115 points

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[_] bringing you anti-cancer Chemo-Anon 2008964 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2008974 2359 I know nothing about drinks :\
>> [_] Anon 2008985 3800 don't even remember what I put in.
>> [_] Anon 2009010 6800 - surprisingly adequate for a cranberry juice and vodka on the rocks. fuck
>> [_] Anon 2009017 >have a thought of putting in all ice >sure why not >put all ice >shake >comes out yellow >wtf >drinks it >breathes fire >wtf >says add more ice >wtf >wtf
>> [_] Anon 2009018 6905 lime juice, vodka, tequila, shaken, lemon
>> [_] Anon 2009020 >changing file name go fucking kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2009022 7767
>> [_] Anon 2009023 i didnt know shaking a full cup of ice is the equivalent to C4
>> [_] Chemo-Anon 2009025 >># sir,i believe you are mistaken. the original filename for this flash is the The Right Mix.it kind of fits seeing as how that the name of the game,don't you think so?
>> [_] Anon 2009026 just made a vodka martini and a screwdriver both lethal because they say use triple sec... have you ever used triplesec in either of those drinks?
>> [_] Anon 2009035 7380 one ice, fill with vodka, tiny bit of cranberry to top the rim nothing very flash.
>> [_] Anon 2009038 7714.. dang.. beat by a few points...
>> [_] Anon 2009047 >># there is another flash quite similar to this where you mix drinks for a floozy and depending on how drunk you get her you get her naked and fuck her looks very similar
>> [_] Anon 2009052 Fucker doesn't know what a goddamned grasshopper is
>> [_] Anon 2009054 7816
>> [_] sage 2009056 A fucking Gin and tonic killed him. What a lightweight.
>> [_] Anon 2009060 8020
>> [_] Annonamoose 2009062 7835 Suck it bitches
>> [_] Anon 2009066 motherfucker thought my black russian was too hot. Nigga doesn't know drinks.
>> [_] Anon 2009069 >># Any way you can find it? I've had no luck so far
>> [_] Anon 2009075 >># Had the same thing happen..
>> [_] Anon 2009079 -185 for shaking lemons Literally gave me negative points for giving him juice... cunt
>> [_] Anon 2009088 8374 Hahaha
>> [_] Anon 2009095 8613, Half tequila Half vodka add ice
>> [_] Anon 2009099 >># He gives you -50 if you add a lemon garnish.

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[_] Classic game Anon 1992023 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1992029 6324 - surprisingly adequate come at me
>> [_] Anon 1992033 8696 Mon dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!
>> [_] Anon 1992034 bitch cant handle a gin&tonic
>> [_] Anon 1992036 >># the bartender must be french, vodka killed him
>> [_] Anon 1992037 >># que? died from orange juice
>> [_] Anon 1992039 >># same thing happened to me. seriously that bartender is a pussy also, made vokda + cranberry juice > cranberry juice is considered essential > wut?
>> [_] Anon 1992042 apparently I made a cosmopolitan by just throwing random shit into a shaker 7434 points
>> [_] Anon 1992043 ok this game is officially retarded, gave him a glass of champagne, didn't shake it because, wtf its champagne. >he drinks it >drops 16tone weight >tells me I should have shaken it and added lemons >mfw that would have been the worse champagne ever
>> [_] Anon 1992044 now this faggot is talking my language "its like a boring party in my mouth, try adding plenty of vodka next time" the drink contained vodka, tequila, kahlua and lime juice
>> [_] Anon 1992046 You're supposed to make a cosmopolitan. Just put a bit of lime juice and cranberry juice, then a fuckload of vodka, also some ice.
>> [_] Anon 1992048 >># well this thing got boring real fast, got 8985 points with your advice
>> [_] Anon 1992052 2015 points. Added nothing but ice, like the WHOLE FUCKING THING. Pour magic ice that is now somehow a yellow liquid. It's too fucking hot. "A little more ice perhaps?" Is_This_Nigga_Serious.avi
>> [_] Anon 1992071 dat guitar riff
>> [_] Anon 1992075 -50 A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking, as opposed to a 16 ton weight applied after drinking
>> [_] Anon 1992081 Faggot can't even handle a full glass of Vemouth with a lemon in it.
>> [_] Anon 1992086 >># Holy shit. 9667 Points
>> [_] Anon 1992161 he died from the ''Earthquake'' okay.
>> [_] Anon 1992167 >ice, ice, ice, ice >shake >too hot every time, such a classic
>> [_] Anon 1992172 faggot can't handle a glass of shaken lemon
>> [_] Anon 1992173 vodka only, shake for a while. 4455 points
>> [_] ZB 1992208 1/2 Vodka, 1/2 Lime Juice, Top off with Cranberry juice, shake 7 times, click the lemon bowl, and Voila
>> [_] Anon 1992222 >2 lemons >lime juice >lemon garnish Death by citrus
>> [_] Anon 1992224 Let's see, I think I'll add some cranberry juice, some lime and passion fruit juice, a bit of orange juice, a lemon and some ice. This should be good.
>> [_] Anon 1992227 Gave him a cup of lemon. Add lemon garnish instead of a 16 ton weight wut
>> [_] Anon 1992236 i apparently made some magical drink with triple sec, sambuca, and vodka
>> [_] Bear Grylls 1992237 Ice cubes come out yellow. Better drink my own piss.
>> [_] Anon 1992238 Saw "bartender" and "Classic game" and expected Tapper. >ancientfag
>> [_] Anon 1992246 >># Is this a ruse? I hope it is.
>> [_] Anon 1992261 1/3 Vodka 1/3 Cranberry Juice 1/3 Champagne, classy as fuck. Some lemons and ice Shake a couple of times... and Surprisingly Adequate - 6718
>> [_] Anon 1992266 Pour the fucking thing with orange, lime and lemons add a bit of whisky the guy just vomits, and says " a dash of lime will settle it" >thefuckisthisshitnigga.avi
>> [_] Anon 1992268 >1536 >Guy dies Bitch can't handle a fucking gin tonic.
>> [_] Anon 1992272 "bartender" not one bottle of rum or scotch on the shelves i'm done here
>> [_] Anon 1992281 add nothing but lemons, shake for 20 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1992287 >Made a martini >Score 339 French bartender is french.
>> [_] Anon 1992292 Gave the fucker a mimosa the guy just dies.

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[_] Anon 1828901 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1828909 >add nothing but ice >serve >fire erupts from bartenders mouth wut
>> [_] Anon 1828915 Add nothing but lemons >A nice touch would've been some lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 1828916 >fill it up entirely with tonic >shakes it for 1 milisecond >bartender explodes
>> [_] Anon 1828921 I WANT TO SEE A SMILE ON THIS FUCKERS FACE. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
>> [_] Anon 1828923 >># Half Vodka Half Orange Juice, One scoop of ice
>> [_] Anon 1828927 >># Good enough. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1828936 if you wanna make him praise the sun then; Half Vodka Nearly half Triple Sec Cranberry juice Ice cubes You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 1828939 1/3 Whisky Rest Triple Sec Ice He say the drink rocks
>> [_] Anon 1828940 >make cup full of nothing but orange juice >he dies
>> [_] Anon 1828951 >># Better yet. Add a tiny amount of lime juice Fill the rest with vodka Ice Shake for about half a second lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 1828966 For those of you wondering how to actually make and serve a cosmopolitan, mix 3 parts vodka (citron preferred), 2 parts cranberry juice, 1 part trip sec (cointreau or other good trip sec preferred) and 1 part lime juice. Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnishing with lemon slice, lime wedge or flamed orange zest optional.
>> [_] Anon 1828977 >serve some plain ol' orange juice >it kills him
>> [_] Anon 1828980 >Whiskey on the rocks >He dies Is this thing only for making cosmopolitans or something?
>> [_] Anon 1828987 >># >A little more ice perhaps?
>> [_] Anon 1829000 Dem reactions
>> [_] Anon 1829003 >># YOU LIE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1829006 7543, bitches
>> [_] Anon 1829008 try only vodka it knocks him out
>> [_] Anon 1829010 >mix every thing >dies >said triple sec might just have saved my life
>> [_] Anon 1829045 pure vodka then ice best i could do so far
>> [_] Anon 1829050 5849 it's like a boring party in my mouth
>> [_] Anon 1829057 >serve a glass of absinthe >1000 points
>> [_] Anon 1829060 8500 points. 1/2 vodka almost 1/2 lemon ice ice animation: miracle happens and guy blessess the drink. if any of you fuckers would drink you'd know how to prepare good drink
>> [_] Anon 1829062 >># >8500 >boasting wat
>> [_] Anon 1829086 Little bit of Kahlua, Triple Sec, Creme de Cacao, Creme de Menthe, Absinthe, Vermouth, a touch of Vodka and Sambuca, wee bit of ice, shake for two seconds, lemon garnish.... Tells me I rock and it was a sweet Cosmo. WAT.
>> [_] Anon 1829090 would be infinitely better if it figured out a recipe close to what you had added and offered you advice on ratio or tweaking ingredients. As is, I refuse to take advice from a bartender who doesn't appreciate my dry martini ratio.
>> [_] Anon 1829098 >1/3 gin >2/3 tonic >shake for maybe 1 second >added a lemon garnish after shaking A pretty nice sounding gin tonic, he's got the be satisfied with this >drops a fucking 16 ton weight on his head >"a nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking" Fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1829106 1/2 tequila 1/2 vodka ice you rock

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[_] Anon 1816249 recover from that saturday hangover with a sunday drinking game
>> [_] Anon 1816253 OP here,i added nothing but ice and he shot fire. WE REALISTIC REACTION NAOW
>> [_] Anon 1816264 1/5 Lime 1/5 Cranberry 2/5 Vodka 1/5 Triple Sec. Add Lemon Garnish.
>> [_] Anon 1816269 Want a negative score? Add 3 lemons and fill the rest with Tonic
>> [_] Anon 1816294 Nothing but Ice >try more Lemons! nothing but ice and lemons >try more GARNISHED lemons Nothing but ice and garnished lemons >try moar garnished lemons fuck you game.
>> [_] Anon 1816316 I did it, I won the game, tho I have no clue what he said. Mon Dieu! Vive I'amour! Je t'adore!!!! Score: 8340
>> [_] Anon 1816317 Btw my mix was Vodka 3/5 1/5 Sambuca and 1/5 triple sec, add lemon garnish
>> [_] Anon 1816321 You can't even make a basic screwdriver. This bitch can't hold his liquor at all either..
>> [_] Anon 1816326 Gin & Tonic, he died Martini, he died Vodka Martini, he died What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1816334 I made a simple screwdriver of vodka and orange juice and it exploded.
>> [_] Anon 1816338 Next, I made Long Island Iced Tea, but he didn't die. It just said the drink was boring and to add more vodka. Hm..
>> [_] Anon 1816340 1/3 vodka 1/3 lime juice 1/3 cranberry juice and ice = perfect drink
>> [_] Anon 1816341 Shake empty glass, Explode Logic
>> [_] Anon 1816342 frenchy cannot handle black russian
>> [_] Anon 1816349 can only make screwdrivers and white russians apparently 6225
>> [_] Anon 1816351 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1816353 A Cosmopolitan is a specific type of drink. http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink234.html
>> [_] Anon 1816361 >># cosmopolitan 7631, also game considers alot of things cosmos margarita 6939 Kamikaze (equal parts; vodka, triple sec, lime juice) ice and lemon garnish 8673 screen cap: http://i47[spoiler][/spoiler].tinypic[sp oiler][/spoiler].com/2usjy54.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1816362 >># er http://i47.tinypic.com/2usjy54.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1816373 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1816387 >cup full of ice >guy breathes fire >it says i should put more ice in it The fuck

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[_] Anon 1788743 posting everything i have, /r/ more hoods
>> [_] Anon 1788806 This bartender has poor tastes.
>> [_] Anon 1788824 I like to fill the glass with ice and watch him explode from shaking it
>> [_] Anon 1788826 >fill glass with ice >let him drink it >flames come out of his fucking mouth wat
>> [_] Anon 1788829 >># Dude i just did that and got the same thing and then it told me to add more ice
>> [_] Anon 1788841 >># the games attempt at humor
>> [_] Anon 1788843 fuck, I AM JEBUS!

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[_] Relax; Have a drink Anon 1762837 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1762849 gin and juice fucking killed him? shitting me? 1046 on my first try.
>> [_] Anon 1762850 Served him a Mimosa and he died. Did it again with the exact same amounts and i scored a 4k. This game is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1762854 LOL. 4 Ice cubes and he breathed fire! "Add a little more ice perhaps" Score:2030
>> [_] Anon 1762859 50% lime juice 25% vodka 25% cranberry juice Shake a bit Add a lemon Serve
>> [_] Anon 1762863 Filled with ice cubes, shook until it *exploded*. What has Science done?
>> [_] Anon 1762866 Made a screwdriver with 2 ice cubes. Score: 6764
>> [_] Anon 1762878 Straight up vodka gets ya 4.5k
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1762902 Almost all vodka, a little bit of cranberry juice, some ice, shake, serve. Godtier
>> [_] Anon 1762904 >Make gin and tonic >Score: 800 >Fill a glass with absinthe >Score: 2000+ I mean come on
>> [_] Anon 1762909 where can you download this
>> [_] Anon 1762915 Just gave him plain orange juice. He died.
>> [_] Anon 1762917 he wanted a black russian with a lemon garnish I, I have no words
>> [_] Anon 1762918 i tried makin a cosmo 7547 not my best on this game,you can make it where he holds the glass up and light from heaven shines down with angellic music playing
>> [_] Anon 1762922 a single drop of cranberry juice, 99% vodka and 1 or 2 ice cubes, shake maximum time before explosion, add lemon garnish and you discover the alcoholic. 9545 points
>> [_] Anon 1762930 kamikazi, the drink of the day, i might add, (9/11) got the holly grail of drinkability.
>> [_] Anon 1762948 >># You're kidding, right? Right click, save as. Does mommy know you're on her computer?
>> [_] Anon 1762949 try combinations of drinks but have at least a third full of vodka cause this guy is a fruit
>> [_] Anon 1762977 WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS THE RUM??!?!?!?!?!?
>> [_] Anon 1762978 1/3 vodka 2/3 cranberries juice lemon 6320
>> [_] Anon 1762980 Filled it with ice, shaken slightly, and served with lemon. He puked flames. 2100.
>> [_] Anon 1762982 7105 pure vodka. with ice.( and a little bit of juice)
>> [_] Anon 1763006 Ice, ice, a bit more ice and lemon, finish it off with some lemon on the side .. oh wait he died
>> [_] Anon 1763022 Anybody know the recipy for a flaming mo- I mean homer?
>> [_] Anon 1763023 Vodka, Cranberry Juice, and a little Passion Fruit and he gave me an air guitar solo. 7929 points.
>> [_] Anon 1763035 This faggot cant hold any real liquor, I made him whiskey sour and he died
>> [_] Anon 1763048 you know you really only need cointreau, vodka, lime juice and cranberry juice for a cosmo. not all the other crap they have there

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[_] What is your drink of choice Anon 1723004 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1723009 Stay classy /f/
>> [_] Anon 1723011 Can never go wrong with vodka and cranberry
>> [_] Anon 1723013 >># that bartender really enjoys his sea breezes
>> [_] Anon 1723020 Indeed made a heavenly drink once
>> [_] Anon 1723023 Nigger can't drink orange juice. What a fucking pussy.
>> [_] Anon 1723025 gave the man two ice cubes and he died. Put that on your gravestone my friend
>> [_] Anon 1723033 Okay, so I just added nothing but ice then shaked and poured. He drinks, starts breathing FIRE and then suggests I put in some ICE dafuq?
>> [_] Anon 1723036 Straight absinthe kills him. Sounds about right.
>> [_] Anon 1723046 Half tequilla, ice, and the rest cranberry juice is adequate. K, Trying that the next time i make a drink.
>> [_] Anon 1723050 Half Vodka, ice, and Sambuca is adequate.
>> [_] Anon 1723056 half vodka, ice and rest cranberry juice is rockin, also a cosmopolitan
>> [_] Anon 1723057 1/3rd cranberry juice, almost 2/3rd vodka, splash of absinthe and ice is heavenly
>> [_] Anon 1723082 Whiskey on the rocks
>> [_] Anon 1723091 i added one lemon, shook then poured, and i got a score of -20 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1723107 >># I just did this and instead he killed himself with a 16 ton weight. What the Christ.
>> [_] Anon 1723110 I gave that nigger 4 lemons
>> [_] Anon 1723112 apparently ice is highly explosive when you shake it for too long
>> [_] Anon 1723124 I gave him straight champagne and he died 0/10 what kind of bullshit is this
>> [_] Anon 1723126 .1% cranberry juice 99.8% vodka .1% ice over 9000 score
>> [_] Anon 1723128 mon dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!! your score: 8304 approx. 1 part cranberry, 1 part creme de cacao, 2 parts vodka, garnish with lemon
>> [_] Anon 1723135 Vodka makes score.
>> [_] Anon 1723138 Shit ton of lemon, dash of whiskey, one ice cube. DEAD. Fucking what?
>> [_] Anon 1723139 >rum not an option >fuck this shit
>> [_] Anon 1723141 Anything with a Vodka back get points. This is the worst bartender ever. Whiskey on the rocks killed him.
>> [_] noko 1723143 make a rockin cosmo, about a 4th cranberry, about a 5th lime juice, about a 5th vodka, fill the rest of the way with Creme de Cacao, but leave just enough room for ice
>> [_] Anon 1723144 >># best cocktail ever >rum, rum, and more rum
>> [_] noko 1723145 1723143 i mean Creme de Menthe
>> [_] Anon 1723147 >White Russian >Pukes >All my hate
>> [_] Anon 1723150 >># >make a gin and tonic >same reaction .....savages......
>> [_] Anon 1723153 >absinthe, triple sec and vodka with ice >rockin Nice
>> [_] Anon 1723154 >Game Hint >Cranberry is essential What tasteless piece of shit came up with this?
>> [_] Anon 1723155 One half vodka. One fourth Cranberry and orange
>> [_] Anon 1723163 >Add lime juice >Triple sec >Tequila >Two scoops of ice >"You rock dude! And that was a rockin' cosmopolitan!" Motherfucker I was trying to make a margarita
>> [_] Anon 1723165 >give him straight ice >he breaths fire! >wat
>> [_] Anon 1723167 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># 23143 I swear the bartender must have a fucking bladder infection or something, cause a mix drink MUST have cranberry in order to even be adequate.

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[_] What'll it be?Bartender06/18/12(Mon)02:54No.1701488 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)03:14No.1701495 What fucking kind of bar doesn't have rum? Also, I tried mixing some cocktails I actually know and he puked from all of them. I call bs.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)03:33No.1701504 6676
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)03:39No.1701505 3/4 Vodka 1/4 Cranberry Juice 1 Ice Shake Garnish Epic winning
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)03:51No.1701509 %100 Tequila, Shake till he blew the fuck up. Fuck you you smug bastard.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)04:24No.1701518 >># Obviously you have terrible taste sir.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)04:33No.1701523 100% orange juice shake (because you always shake your OJ) guy starts choking and falls over
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)04:50No.1701527 I'm surprised I didn't kill him on my first go. And then I gave him a cup full of lemons.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)05:11No.1701536 >># Good, but try 1/4 Vodka and 3/4 Cranberry Juice with ice. Shake well.
>> [_] Arlian !!9JJYWw9kHw006/18/12(Mon)05:54No.1701548 >Give him a cup full of ice after shaking well >Get fire ending and get told to add more ice. Shitty game doesn't have half the spirits it should do anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)06:45No.1701566 A plain old Gin Fizz apparently kills him.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)06:56No.1701575 made a gin and tonic (easiest drink in the world) got the 16 ton weight dropped on him for it.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)08:03No.1701594 >># >># holy shit I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)08:32No.1701622 Gave 'im lemonade. 16 tons.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)09:10No.1701633 no rum of any kind no malibu what the fuck i cant even make like half my favorite leg openers
>> [_] anynomous06/18/12(Mon)09:15No.1701636 First the drink explodes than fire came out of his mouth fine for me i know that i am firery and explosive xD
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)10:02No.1701659 >Put lemon in shaker >Shake >Blows up Oh I think I know where you got those lemons from
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)10:09No.1701662 1 drop of cranberry juice, 99% vodka, 1 to 3 pieces of ice, shake until almost explodes, add garnish, 9960 points on first try
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)10:42No.1701673 >># Same thing works with orange juice this guy only likes drinks with 3/4 vodka
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)10:55No.1701681 4 ice cube do not shake watch death from choke

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>> [_] Anon 1645340 Any tips?
>> [_] Anon 1645356 I got 6114 for having Cranberry Juice at about 35-40% some whiskey, some vodka, some creme de cacao, and one ice cube. I shook until his animation looped 2 times
>> [_] Anon 1645357 >make a mixture of all the juices >add in some ice and a lemon >shaken for 3 animation loops >4531 points This game is retarded
>> [_] Anon 1645358 make a cosmopolitan and win
>> [_] Anon 1645360 This game is a fucking classic . Thanks for sharing..
>> [_] Anon 1645361 I gave him pure orange juice and he died. Really now?
>> [_] Anon 1645369 8715 1/20 cranberry 18/20 vodka 1/20 ice cubes shake add lemon see what you've done like a boss
>> [_] Anon 1645381 7825 50/50 cran vodka 1 ice cube
>> [_] Anon 1645388 BUT THE RUM?!?
>> [_] Anon 1645401 Yup, I did the cranberry vodka and I got the rocking dude cosmopolitan. I didn't add the lemon though.
>> [_] Anon 1645403 Gin and tonic works too, but you have to be really precise about your additives in the drink or else he will always die :P
>> [_] Anon 1645405 9857 Add a tiny bit of orange juice and the rest Vodka. Also give him nothing but orange Juice to kill him. Cause... apparently Orange juice is lethal.
>> [_] Anon 1645407 Ice, Sambuca, Cranberry juice and Passion fruit, A really good Dominican drink. Got 9,042 Triple Sec, Ice and lime juice. got 6,809
>> [_] Anon 1645411 >># Another good one is Vodka, Creme de Menthe and lime juice.
>> [_] Anon 1645412 Little bit of orange juice Little bit of cranberry juice Rest vodka. 8082
>> [_] Anon 1645428 Tequila + Triple Sec + Ice + Lime Juice = Margarita OVER 9,000 POINTS!!
>> [_] Anon 1645435 He died from water. What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1645451 He hated whiskey on the rocks. Fuck this guy.
>> [_] Anon 1645455 Ice, Kahlua, Vodka, and then add a lemon garnish Black Russian
>> [_] Anon 1645527 This god damn game doesn't know what a fucking gimlet is. What an unrefined piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1645532 Jesus, and it doesn't know that Gin Martitis are superior to vodka? 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1645552 Don't shake a lemon, he'll die!
>> [_] Anon 1645559 From the source: * have 3-8 types of alcohol, otherwise it'll halve your score * you get points for each shake cycle, but it detonates on the 5th
>> [_] values Anon 1645562 Kahlua 5 | Triple Sec 45 | Creme de Cacao 29 | Creme de Menthe 13 | Absinthe 13 | Vermouth 4 | Calvados 11 | Gin 3 | Tequila 39 | Champagne 26 | Champagne 26 | Whisky 17 | Cognac 33 | Cointreau 20 | Vodka 50 | Sambuca 35 | Orange Juice 14 | Cranberry Juice 45 | Lime Juice 44 | Passion Fruit Juice 17 | Tonic 2
>> [_] Anon 1645569 8171 vodka, tequila, sambuca, lime juice, ice, lemon garnish. closest thing to a toxic waste.

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[_] [G] Anon 1472197 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1472211 I shook for too long and my drink exploded. I only added ice cubes... Second time around I didn't shake as much, the bartender breathed fire and said I didn't add enough ice cubes. ???????????????????????????
>> [_] Anon 1472235 >Make gin and tonic >Bartender kills himself with 16 ton anvil Wut.
>> [_] Anon 1472239 there is a [H] Version somewhere
>> [_] Anon 1472311 >add nothing but lemons >Bartender kills self with anvil >says to add more lemons wat?
>> [_] Anon 1472318 orange juice kills him
>> [_] Anon 1472332 15% cointreu 15% lime juice 30% cranberry juice 40% vodka thats how you win
>> [_] Anon 1472350 Equal parts vodka, orange juice, cranberry juice, and lime juice. I got 6063 points.
>> [_] Anon 1472360 >all absinthe >shaken one time 1170 points? What the fuck?
>> [_] noko 1472363 made a cosmo and scored 7k deal with it, casuals.
>> [_] Anon 1472365 >># 7767 here.
>> [_] Anon 1472379 he just died from eating ice.....this guys a pussy
>> [_] Anon 1472382 i made the closest to a margarita you could get and it called it a cosmo
>> [_] Anon 1472389 >># "You rock dude, that's one wailing Cosmo" 7799 Eh, try 10% Triple Sec 80% Vodka 10% Lime Juice Add a Lemon Shake once Add a Lemon garnish. Your score: 8166
>> [_] Anon 1472406 half vodka half kahlua you always win with a White Russian man.

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[_] [G] better cocktail bar stupid sexy flanders 1467104 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1467105 Pure Tonic Shake it up Bomb
>> [_] Pseudonymous !!hPUbcWda36J 1467107 ice ice ice ice shake for 5s serve. Mouth explodes hint suggests more ice
>> [_] Anon 1467109 Yeah because taking tits out of the equation always makes everything better. Faggot.
>> [_] + 1467114 >one ice cube >one solitary drop of cranberry juice >vodka >CERTIFIED BARTENDER
>> [_] 111 11 1467118 111
>> [_] Anon 1467167 Champaign makes him breathe fire?
>> [_] Anon 1467169 The point of the game is to make a Cosmopolitan. Google it!
>> [_] Anon 1467171 >># 1 ice 2/4 sambuka 1/4 vodka 1 cuted lime More points then for cosmopolitan
>> [_] Drinks anymomous 1467173 I dont like him-_- If i use 2 alcohol like Vodka or Gin, it doesnt matter-_- just for example he is like: Terrible drink! And if only use one alkcohol and only little he likes it-_- He cannot hold his liquor.-.-
>> [_] Anon 1467174 Try making a Long Island Iced Tea I have money that says you cant.
>> [_] Anon 1467176 3 parts vodka 1,5 parts triple sec 1,5 parts cranberry juice ice cubes =guitar solo
>> [_] Anon 1467187 1/2 Absinthe 1/2 Tequila = Death
>> [_] Anon 1467195 I'd rather have a game about getting drunk than being some ponytailed faggot jerking off behind a bar. I got 7684 on my cosmo, come at me, bros.
>> [_] Anon 1467196 lemon lemon lemon lemon shake serve with lemon Result: suicide via 16 ton weight. Suggests serving with lemon next time. >_<
>> [_] Anon 1467244 8815 yo
>> [_] Anon 1467251 suck it 9435
>> [_] Anon 1467255 Since when is Vodka + Orange Juice + Ice = Cosmopolitan? Got an air guitar solo out of him for it, but still...
>> [_] Anon 1467256 >hmm, what's this? >make my own drink, ok >at time, drinking cranberry juice >fuck yeah >make just cranberry juice and a little ice >he vomits it up, says it's terrible Screw holding down your liquor, he needs hold down fucking juice
>> [_] Anon 1467264 >Handful of ice >Minute bit of lime >Fill it to the brim with cranberry juice >Slice of lemon >Somehow a kickass cosmopolitan
>> [_] Anon 1467283 faggot doesn't like whisky neat apparently.
>> [_] Anon 1467287 >Masaokis brand of drink mixing >"Surprisingly adequate"
>> [_] Anon 1467290 Damn, the only way I could have done better I think is if I had added a garnish. 1/2 Vodka 1/4 Triple Sec 1/4 Cranberry Juice 1 Ice Cube Shake for .01 milliseconds ???? PROFIT But seriously, 9235. I've got the holy grail bitches.
>> [_] Anon 1467297 1 lemon, 1 ice, rest soda water = death and not lemonaide
>> [_] Anon 1467328 >Make manhattan >He pukes To be honest, I expected it.

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[_] [G] Barfags, Get in here RyaKun 1419927 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1419928 8985, beat that. Used: Mostly Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry juice and ice.
>> [_] Anon 1419936 >># 9150. U mad?
>> [_] Anon 1419938 gin martini kills him, wtf ?
>> [_] Lungfish !!q8lxYZ+FdGs 1419942 shittiest bartender I can think of. fucking lightweight. He wants a cosmo, though, apparently.
>> [_] !gARYoAkkEw 1419943 I loath this game so much. Cranberry and vodka=god mode, but any real drink does absolute shit.
>> [_] Anon 1419946 All of Stephen Fry's cocktails kill him :(
>> [_] Anon 1419950 Whiskey. No shaking, pour. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 1419954 8075 holding that shit up like it's the holy grail
>> [_] Anon 1419955 hold down the shake butten
>> [_] Anon 1419966 A mimosa killed him. What the shit.
>> [_] Anon 1419969 9805 faggots
>> [_] Anon 1419980 >Only use ice >Starts breathing fire.
>> [_] Anon 1419984 Made a Kamikaze, got 9152. Interesting
>> [_] Anon 1419996 -20 FUCK YEA, 1 LEMON
>> [_] Anon 1420005 huh, i never knew that tequila, whisky, and a lot of vodka with lemon garnish make for around 7k points
>> [_] Anon 1420016 -45, beat that :3
>> [_] Anon 1420070 3910 with two lemons and vodka wut?
>> [_] !gARYoAkkEw 1420071 >># all lemons
>> [_] Anon 1420072 Nothing but orange juice. He dies. Game is broken.
>> [_] Anon 1420080 nothing but cranberry juice >I'd like to tell you it was good, but it wasn't. >Cranberry juice is considered essential.
>> [_] Anon 1420117 Put in a drop of lime juice and a drop of cranberry juice. By drop, I literally mean one drop. Fill the rest of the shaker with vodka, as full as you can while still leaving a minute amount of room for ice. Add ice. Shake for a bit. Click on lemon to serve. Recieve 9800 points and the best result.
>> [_] Anon 1420129 Shake ANYTHING for too long it explodes. Hot pepper and triple sec will make fire shoot out of bartender's mouth. We can use bartedner to kill furfags with fire. another allie in the war the furfags have declared on us. we didn't start it but we're sure the fuck gonna finish it!
>> [_] Anon 1420138 9828. Lul.
>> [_] Anon 1420170 I LOVE MAKING HIM EXPLODE

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[_] [G] Mixed drinks Anon 1416056 wut
>> [_] Anon 1416057 I LUL'd when flames shot out of the bartenders mouth! LOL!
>> [_] Anon 1416059 put lemons in glass shake for long time explosion straight orange juice kills him too
>> [_] Anon 1416068 Mixed a screwdriver and it killed him.
>> [_] Anon 1416072 i got 8955...you mad barfags?
>> [_] !PHFgarYOak 1416073 >straight champagne >a little more ice, perhaps? FUCKING FAGGOT DIE
>> [_] Anon 1416081 Found out if you shake anything a long time it explodes not just lemons
>> [_] Anon 1416084 >only added ice >fire comes out of his mouth what
>> [_] Anon 1416085 Add tiny bit from every bottle, add lemon and ice, shake well. he drops a sixteen ton weight on himself when he drinks it.
>> [_] Anon 1416090 WHERE IS THE FUCKING RUM?
>> [_] Anon 1416106 >># ... didn't work for me. What did, though, was just putting a whole lemon in the shaker and giving the result to him.
>> [_] Anon 1416117 >Shake ice long enough >explosion >only ice drink >liquid is yellow The hell is wrong with this game
>> [_] Anon 1416118 Put a lot of vodka in, a little cranberry juice and an ice cube and the guy falls on his knees and worships the drink
>> [_] Anon 1416120 triple sec vodka cranberry + ice
>> [_] Anon 1416151 Vodka + orange = death. Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 1416162 >># he just played the air guitar...
>> [_] Anon 1416166 gin and tonic kills him
>> [_] Anon 1416172 /f/ delivers.
>> [_] Anon 1416175 >no options to make an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater >nope
>> [_] Anon 1416179 Someone needs to hack the shit out of this and make it so he'll recognize and rate different drinks.
>> [_] Anon 1416183 it says i need cranberry juice with a whiskey sour. FAIL
>> [_] Anon 1416186 I made a margarita, it called it a Cosmo...
>> [_] Anon 1416189 You fags even read what this dumb game tells you in the beginning? You have to try to mix a Cosmopolitan! It really would be better if you could mix other cocktails...
>> [_] Anon 1416190 1.) Add as tiny drop of cranberry juice as you can 2.) Add as much vodka as you can 3.) Add ice 4.) shake as long as you can before the explosion 5.) add lemon over 10k score
>> [_] Anon 1416193 Hell yeah! -150!
>> [_] Anon 1416194 lol straight up wiskey killed him
>> [_] Anon 1416195 yeah where is the fucking rum?! whats a bar without rum?
>> [_] Anon 1416198 apparently a fuck ton of vodka, a little cranberry juice and some ice is the drink of the gods.
>> [_] Anon 1416199 >Why is the rum gone? Good question Jack.
>> [_] Anon 1416218 Vodka + Triple Sec + Lime Juice + Cranberry Juice + Ice = Chuck Norris Piss
>> [_] Anon 1416224 >AAHH HELL I'M SICK ENOUGH AS IT IS, WHAT WAS THAT CRAP?! >That was Orange Juice Lol Undergrads.
>> [_] Anon 1416231 Got 6818 with a long beach iced tea
>> [_] Anon 1416232 >># I did it the other way around (fuck ton of cranberry juice) and it came out to 9205
>> [_] Anon 1416238 9273 here >U MAD?
>> [_] Anon 1416240 half sambuca half vodka add one ice shake for 5 seconds perfect drink
>> [_] Anon 1416241 >># also perfect drink score 12438

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>> [_] Anon 1406831 faggot has no taste
>> [_] Anon 1406833 >triple sec and cointreau are seperate
>> [_] Anon 1406835 This flash is bad and you should feel bad. Vodka+cranberry juice is god tier but actual mixed drinks aren't?
>> [_] Anon 1406859 Strait orange juice kills him.
>> [_] Anon 1406891 lol hold shake orange juice becomes explosive
>> [_] Anon 1406957 Look for recepies on thedrunkenmoogle.com
>> [_] Anon 1406959 Fill with vodka as close to top as possible without actually filling it. Put the tiniest drop of lime juice possible. Drink is almost full, add ice. He shakes back and forth five times each, explosion after that. Shake as long as possible without exploding it. I got 9120. I'm sure someone will beat it.

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[_] [G] Anon 1187768 Hard as fuck to please this bastard Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1187773 80% vodka, 15% cranberry, add ice, shake for 4 seconds, add lemon garnish, win
>> [_] Anon 1187781 absenthe 15% vodka 20% lime juice 30% ice shake well=win
>> [_] Anon 1187783 IT WAS JUST ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1187786 orange juice and ice is toxic? wat
>> [_] Anon 1187790 I give the man a perfect gin and tonic and he up and dies on me. Then says I should of added Triple Sec. He is unrefined uncultured swine.
>> [_] Anon 1187794 Give him a glass of pure ice. Go on, do it. Seriously.
>> [_] Anon 1187795 He's asking for a Cosmopolitan. Give him a bit of lime juice, a bit of cointreau, a shitload of vodka, and some cranberry juice. Also throw some ice in, and add a lemon after shaking.
>> [_] Anon 1187803 >># What the shit. Fire.
>> [_] Waffle Turtle 1187806 The Right Mix __ YOU ROCK DUDE! And that's one wailin' Cosmopolitan Your Score: 7674 70% Vodka, 7.5% Tonic, 7.5% Lime Juice, 1 ice cube. Shake for about 2 seconds. Profit
>> [_] Anon 1187810 Apparently this faggot doesn't like iced cranberry juice. Pussy.
>> [_] Anon 1187813 lol'd 65% vodka 15% lime and 15% orange add ice shake for 2sec.. thats about it
>> [_] Anon 1187815 i gave him a glass of all ice, he spat fire and told me to add more ice
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 1187820 >>Make him a Screwdriver >>'Might I suggest plenty of vodka next time?' >>Okay faggot, TWO parts vodka then >>'That's one wailin' Cosmopolitan!' .. what?
>> [_] Anon 1187821 fuck him orange juice is the greatest also 8294 just using bunch of different liqours
>> [_] Anon 1187822 This bar uses the most explosive lemons in the world. I put a lemon into the thing and shook it and that's all.
>> [_] Anon 1187827 i did nothin but ice and he breathes fire! WTF! Also he suggests more ice
>> [_] Anon 1187829 >The Right SHIT.swf
>> [_] Anon 1187835 So i put nothing but ice in the drink, mix and his mouth flames like a mofo, then tells me to add alittle more ice. broken game is broken
>> [_] 40Durr !5ZpBb.MgBw 1187840 1515 100% ice, shake 4 seconds, serve.
>> [_] Anon 1187847 This bartender is a slut for vodka. Then again I can't blame him.
>> [_] Anon 1187852 >># fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu >>#
>> [_] Anon 1187875 mostly vodka cranberry juice lemon and ice got 8910
>> [_] Anon 1187879 9655 pts. 85% Vodka 105 Cranberry Juice A single cube of ice. He is a vodka slut.
>> [_] Anon 1187881 i did 98% vodka 1%cranberry juice and 1%ice and i get 9140
>> [_] Anon 1187883 man, I killed him on my first try...
>> [_] Anon 1187886 >># The entire room blew up...wow
>> [_] Anon 1187890 i gave him 100% ice and he BREATHED FIRE and said: "my mouth is angry with my head, and thats your faut. A little more ice perhaps." FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
>> [_] Anon 1187891 Shook Ice. it Blew up. WTF?
>> [_] Anon 1187892 >># ha! I did the same and got 9505.
>> [_] Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 1187897 ALL LEMONS WITH LEMON GARNISH NEEDS MORE LEMON
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 1187898 >># MORE LEMONS FOR THE LEMON GOD
>> [_] Anon 1187904 What a pussy Didnt like champagne whiskey kahlua and cranberry with lemon garnish.
>> [_] darksorceressmonoke 1187922 85% vodka, splash of lime juice along with about 2% cranberry juice, topped off with one ice cube, shaken for about two seconds topped with a lemon garnish and he worships it. "Mon dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!" Score: 9227
>> [_] Anon 1187923 it asked me for a cosmopolitan. i gave him nothing but vodka and i won
>> [_] Anon 1187925 equal parts Triple Sec, Cran, and Lime Juice, double vodka, add ice, shake. "Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!!" 8201
>> [_] Anon 1187955 all ice suggested I added more ice :D
>> [_] Anon 1187960 >># I just got 9765. Put as much vodka as possible. Even when the glass is full, it can still take a little more. Add cranberry juice, but as little as possible. Add ice. Shaking longer seems to give more points, too. Shake for as long as possible (about four seconds). Add a lemon garnish.
>> [_] Anon 1187961 I got -100 pts.... it was something like 4 lemons non shaken with a lemon garnish.
>> [_] Anon 1187974 I just made a bitchin' tequila sunrise and he called it a cosmo. WTF MAN!!
>> [_] Anon 1187998 this faggot doesn't even have sour mix or amaretto at his bar
>> [_] Anon 1188010 I gave him nothing but ice. The drink he poured was yellow. Hmmm.
>> [_] Anon 1188022 Dude, I made a Cranberry Limeaid without any booze and he somewhat digged it. One Lemon, bunch of lime juice, touch of Cranberry, shake for 4 seconds, and add a lemon to garnish.

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>> [_] Anon 1181627 I killed him . . . with orange juice!
>> [_] Anon 1181631 Goddamn right my Cosmopolitan is rockin'.
>> [_] Anon 1181639 Make ice cocktail He breaths fire WAT?
>> [_] Anon 1181641 yea 7872
>> [_] Wolfe 1181665 Godly noises and... 8070
>> [_] Anon 1181679 I make a goddamn PERFECT Martini, and he kills himself. wtf.
>> [_] Anon 1181695 this game sucks dicks
>> [_] Anon 1181700 4 juices, 80% vodka, godly.
>> [_] Scaly !FurryZd.Ok 1181701 Surprisingly Adequate, go me.
>> [_] Anon 1181768 >># Never thought a glass of O.J. would be so lethal.
>> [_] Anon 1181782 Dude, someone decompile this sucker and make a series of them for different cocktails already. And fix the algorithm that makes him want nothing but vodka.
>> [_] Anon 1181785 9414!
>> [_] Anon 1181793 8018 Fill it with about half triple sec and half cranberry juice, but leave enough room on top for alittle bit of lime and a lemon
>> [_] Anon 1181796 >># replace lemon with vodka and you get 8261
>> [_] Anon 1181801 I tried to shake for too long and he esploded
>> [_] Anon 1181807 5957 1 part tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice, room for lemon. Best I've gotten so far.
>> [_] Anon 1181811 Jesus fuck, give him a full thing of icecubes and watch what he does
>> [_] Anon 1181840 Aww man, shitty cartoon bartender hates my favorite drink. I'm sure I made it right. I mixed whiskey, whiskey and whiskey, and then I looked at the ice and yelled faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1181845 i shooke icecubes. they exploded alright
>> [_] Anon 1181846 >># Ahahahaha oh what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1181849 I tried making a White Russian (minus the half-n-half) and he thought it was horrible. What a fag.
>> [_] Anon 1181853 -195
>> [_] Anon 1181863 ice, 3 parts vodka, 2 cranberry, 2 triple sec, 1 lime. shake 5 seconds add a slice and serve. or just give the picky twat neat absinthe.
>> [_] Anon 1181864 go 1 tiny drop of cranberry... fill it nearly to the top with vodka... add ice... 9045
>> [_] Anon 1181867 >># fail same 9645
>> [_] Anon 1181875 God this guy doesn't like anything. How the fuck did he pass bar tending academy?
>> [_] Anon 1181887 >># Especially when he tells you a cup full of ice needs more ice.

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>> [_] Anon 1171283 remembered right, 1 drop of cranberry juice, as much vodka as possible basically before filling the mixer, add 1 ice cube or 2 to fill up the mixer, mix 9 shakes total (10th blows it up) and add lemon to garnish 9445
>> [_] Anon 1171309 5 ice cubes. Nothing else. Shaken 9 times. Score: 2050 "My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhaps?"
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1171311 I messed around and got 6805
>> [_] Anon 1171334 >># lol, full of ice cubes, shaken a bit, kills him
>> [_] Anon 1171372 this game is ridiculous. I make him a martini, he tells me it needs a lemon wedge. I make him a manhattan, he tells me to add triple-sec. THAT'S NOT HOW MIXING WORKS. but yeah, for some reason he creams his pants over a cape cod made with waaaaay too much vodka in proportion to the cranberry juice.
>> [_] The_Caretaker 1171398 >># it cause ur not soposed to make real drinks. in the intro/title screen thing it asks u to make the best cosmopolitan possible, AKA, make YOUR OWN drink with your own uniuqe twist using the flavors at hand.
>> [_] Anon 1171399 >># Well, it DOES say you're supposed to make a Cosmopolitan... so making something else will confuzzle the game.
>> [_] Anon 1171406 5 lemons shook five times. "A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking, as opposed to a 16 ton weight applied after drinking." Score: -185

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[_] [G] /f/ meeds more games Anon 1117896 A fun little classic. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1117915 That's funny... I made gin-tonic with lemon. And it killed him! I must be careful in the bars next time. >D
>> [_] Anon 1117925 8005
>> [_] Anon 1118012 i havent seen this in forever
>> [_] Anon 1118015 Gotta make a Cosmopolitan. Vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice, shaken with ice.
>> [_] Anon 1118017 1.Look at list 2.Disregard everything and add ice ONLY 3.???? 4.PROFIT or some lulz
>> [_] Anon 1118018 Also, you can get negative scores from adding lemons only
>> [_] Anon 1118025 sambuca, tequila, creme de menthe, gin tonic, cranberry juice and a lot of lemons.
>> [_] Anon 1118026 7004
>> [_] Anon 1118030 My martini glass is a God. 8388
>> [_] Anon 1118037 the tiniest cranberry juice possible. vodka to the brim, but keep a tiny crack for a bit of ice. fill rest with ice. shake for 6-7 seconds just before exploding serve 9000+ guaranteed
>> [_] Anon 1118059 I put in one cube of ice, and didn't stir it, and it made him commit suicide.
>> [_] Anon 1118078 Well, he likes whiskey-vodka-tequila... 6007.
>> [_] Anon 1118081 mixing vodka with any juice should work nice.
>> [_] Anon 1118093 What kind of fag can't do a shot of gin?

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[_] [G] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 1048421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1048430 pussy fucking faggot cant drink whiskey straight. it literally killed him. what the fuck does he think he's doing behind a bar?
>> [_] Anon 1048436 more ice, always more ice
>> [_] Anon 1048439 I got 6278 Absinth Triple sec Cranberry juice
>> [_] Anon 1048448 7808 on half lime, half cranberry juice, and a bit of ice. wtf, i'm pretty sure there's no alcohol in that, but he called it a Cosmopolitan.
>> [_] Anon 1048450 >># that's how you drink when you have no testicles
>> [_] Anon 1048453 8857 mostly vodka, a little cranberry, a little lime, tiny bit of ice. Beware of the ice, it's made of nitroglycerin.
>> [_] Anon 1048454 gave the guy a martini (with a twist), and the bastard just died.
>> [_] Anon 1048472 I killed him with Orange juice.
>> [_] Anon 1048473 >># I made a drink of nothing BUT ice and he still wanted more. This faggot has no idea how to make a good cocktail.
>> [_] Anon 1048483 Three servings of ice (don't shake too long; it's made of TNT) = Fire coming out of his mouth. Ending message: "A little more ice perhaps?" That HAS to be a joke...
>> [_] Anon 1048485 the fucker cant even take a simple gin n tonic
>> [_] "Get a brain morans" M.T. Calories !U6YUHvyAWA 1048492 Add the vodka, cranberry juice, lime juice and Cointreau to the ice. you're trying to make a Cosmo, not anything else.
>> [_] Anon 1048503 Half Vodka, Half Tequila, and like a little bit of Cranberry shit. I got 8032.
>> [_] Anon 1048507 >># did what he did but added a lemon after shaking. got 8314
>> [_] Anon 1048515 only lemons with a lemon garnish after -95
>> [_] Anon 1048538 0.1% cranberry juice 99.8% vodka add ice. shake as long as you can, stop just before the explosion. Add a lemon garnish. 10000+ score Got 10195 on first try
>> [_] Anon 1048564 1 drop of vodka, 1 drop of lime, rest cranberry with ice to top it. Shake and got 8888.
>> [_] Anon 1048566 I got 8969 can anyone get over 9000?
>> [_] Anon 1048573 gin and tonic is lethal.
>> [_] Anon 1048575 Half vodka, half cranberry juice with some ice and he treats it like a holy relic.
>> [_] Anon 1048584 >># I fuckin lol'd at this result.
>> [_] Anon 1048593 >># followed this advice dang whoever rote this is a pro 9100
>> [_] Anon 1048618 8519 dude likes absinthe.
>> [_] Anon 1048625 apparently he is allergic to cranberry juice or something
>> [_] Anon 1048671 3 lemons and some ice, followed by a lemon garnish after shaking. "A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking, as opposed to a 16 ton weight after drinking." 465 I can't take this game seriously.
>> [_] Anon 1048676 >># >># i fukken lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1048689 Calvados Lime Juice Creme de Cacao and Cointreau will knock the prick out cold
>> [_] Anon 1048690 i gave him nothing but ice, too. he spit fire. thats what i call ironic.
>> [_] Anon 1048692 Managed to get a score of 2 by putting in the smallest drop of gin and not shaking it
>> [_] Anon 1048701 I have him nothing but a pure glass of regular every day ORANGE JUICE and he DIED!

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[_] [G] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 985440 Killing someone with a glass full of ice? you bet! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 985446 Fuck you, Miguel, my cocktail was fucking awesome. You're just a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 985448 I used all ice and he still breathed fire
>> [_] Anon 985453 i served OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 985455 that's some badass ice
>> [_] Anon 985456 A little more ice perhaps?
>> [_] Nii Nii~ !!BVpw/T8Sq4A 985458 Cranberry Juice + Vodka + Ice = Win
>> [_] Anon 985468 cranberry + lime + ice + triple sec + lemon garnish = win
>> [_] Anon 985469 wtf whiskey doesn't explode if you shake it... And whiskey on it's own i lush.
>> [_] Anon 985470 Fucking lightweight.
>> [_] Anon 985512 you'd think everything mixed together would be awesome
>> [_] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 985516 >># KAMIKAZEééé!! Alright!!
>> [_] Anon 985517 i gave his a cup of lemons and he dropped a weight on his head, then asked for a lemon garnish I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>> [_] Anon 985518 I MADE SOMETHING GOOD
>> [_] Anon 985519 Cranberry + Lime + Triple Sac + Ice = Guitar Hero
>> [_] Anon 985521 made him air guitar, fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 985544 I gave him champagne and he died
>> [_] Anon 985546 Fucker can't even handle champagne by itself.
>> [_] Anon 985548 champagne = wtfbbq
>> [_] Anon 985550 He can't even handle tonic water What a pussy
>> [_] Anon 985553 I gave him Orange juice and Ice. COLD ORANGE JUICE KILLED HIM.
>> [_] Anon 985562 Bitch can't handle a Gin and Tonic
>> [_] Anon 985563 He can't even pour Tonic right.
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 985565 I gave him all the juices + a little whisky and vodka and I got around 6.2k score and "Surprisingly adequate".
>> [_] deleted 985571 >># I think anything plus vodka and ice is win. He's a cold, hard ruskie
>> [_] Anon 985574 I added nothing but ice to it and filled it to the top but he still breathed fire and suggested adding a little ice to it. What a cunt.
>> [_] Anon 985575 I poured a speck of orange juice and commenced shaking.. it exploded! WTF
>> [_] deleted 985584 >># This is like Goldeneye for th N64, but with liquids.
>> [_] Anon 985588 I just filled my cup up with vodka like I do in real life, and he liked it.
>> [_] Anon 985592 negative 35. BEAT THAT!
>> [_] Anon 985594 Your score: 6629
>> [_] %WINRAR 985621 Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!!! > Your score is 9740. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/205/ove r9000.jpg
>> [_] Anon 985623 7340.. That guy was right. He loves vodka! A Vodka with cranberry juice and triple sec with some ice did the trick.
>> [_] Anon 985635 My ice exploded O.O

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[_] [G] Anon 865273 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 865276 Vodka + Cranberryjuice 8660 points
>> [_] Anon 865277 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Absinthe = ROCKIN' COSMOPOLITAN 7869 points ...
>> [_] Anon 865283 Vodka 75% + Cranberry Juice 15% + Ice 8820
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 865285 Try giving him a cup full or orange juice or just straight ice. What a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 865289 Made him a martini. He died. Drunken Masters is much better.
>> [_] Anon 865291 Triple Sec, Vodka, Cranberry Juice, ice. 7888
>> [_] Anon 865293 Cranberry juice is considered essential? I put a dash in there like you're supposed to. Make us make a decent drink for you goddamn
>> [_] Anon 865297 A proper cosmo only gets you around 8300 for some odd reason.
>> [_] sage 865319 I gave him a shot of whiskey with the rest filled with ice, his mouth erupted into fire and the pansy asked for more ice.
>> [_] !0KKcRnf.FI 865322 Dash of Cranberry Juice, a fucklot of vodka, a piece of ice, 9 shakes, and a lemon garnish: 9305
>> [_] Anon 865324 I made him a champagne cocktail (minus the bitters because his shitty bar doesnt have any). He proceeded to shake it! then it burned his mouth. The man has no taste and is not worth attempting to please.
>> [_] Anon 865328 I threw some random shit in, shook it up, and killed the poor fucker. oh well
>> [_] Anon 865341 a score of OVER 9000 like 2/3 vodka, then fill up the cup almost to the top w/ cranberry juice, then just a quick splash of lime juice. didnt garnish w/ lemon
>> [_] Anon 865373 I got a godly drink by adding Gin, Vodka, Cranberry and Lime Juice, some Tonic and Ice. On my firsy try too.
>> [_] Anon 865375 I got a heaven drink by adding some cranberry, lots of vodka (up to 3/4 of the glass), a dash of lime, some absinthe and just before 100% some ice.
>> [_] Anon 865383 >># I gave him full glass of ice, he spit fire and told me to add more ice
>> [_] Anon 865421 lol i spotted efg
>> [_] Anon 865436 FUCK I BLEW HIM UP
>> [_] Anon 865452 VODKA WITH CRANBERRY JUICE IS NOT A GODLY DRINK fucker has no taste
>> [_] Anon 865497 100% Cranberry juice, 4080 points. The message? "I'd like to tell you that was good, but it wasn't. Cranberry juice is considered essential." WAT.
>> [_] The Guru !!GUJgcWVW8Zk 865499 I got some message in french. and this holy light with him holding my drink up to it.
>> [_] Anon 865550 Lime + Lemon + Tonic = "A dash of lime next time might help settle my tum..." LOL WUT
>> [_] Anon 865555 he drank whiskey, and died.
>> [_] Anon 865565 25% triple sec, 50% vodka, splash of lime, ice, lemon garnish. 8028
>> [_] Anon 865567 You're making a cosmopolitan y'know.
>> [_] Anon 865583 I had a full drink of lemon and he told me to add lemon garnish. Yeah
>> [_] Anon 865601 ALL ICE AND HE ASKS FOR MORE ICE ALL ICE AND HE ASKS FOR MORE ICE ALL ICE AND HE ASKS FOR MORE ICE ALL ICE AND HE ASKS FOR MORE ICE ALL ICE AND HE ASKS FOR MORE ICE
>> [_] Anon 865617 Yea, failed me hard on a Gin and Tonic with a lemon garnish...
>> [_] Anon 865647 Gave him a Zombi and he has spat fire after drinking it.

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[_] [G] Bartending Anon 862240 Make me a goddamn drink Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 862242 vodka cranberry juice lime juice ice garnish with lemon if you feel like doing so
>> [_] Anon 862261 I just killed the bartender, and yet my score is 1480.
>> [_] Anon 862265 I killed him with Orange juice. Just orange juice. What a weenie.
>> [_] Anon 862269 It seems he doesn't care for Mimosas
>> [_] Anon 862274 >># cuz maybe all he wants is a cosmo?
>> [_] Anon 862284 Didn't recognize a Hemingway (Absinthe with Champagne instead of water). Fail
>> [_] Anon 862285 Cranberry Juice Lime Juice Vodka Then a hint of Triple Sec and Absinthe plus one Ice Cube = GOD LIKE
>> [_] Anon 862286 my best is 8016
>> [_] Anon 862287 is there any score increase for longer shake times
>> [_] Anon 862288 i made him a perfect Gin'n Tonic and he fucking caught on fire, fuck you drinking game
>> [_] Anon 862293 Man loves his vodka, so make sure to add only the tiniest portions of the other required ingredients. I think it's possible to break 10,000 in this game if you do it just right.
>> [_] Anon 862300 I just served him ice. And he spat fire.
>> [_] Anon 862301 Motherfucker doesn't like white russians. What's wrong with him!?
>> [_] Anon 862302 >># obviously extremely cold things burn, lern to science geeze
>> [_] Anon 862305 >># ICE BURN
>> [_] Anon 862309 looool cup full of ice, just held down shake and it exploded haha wtf
>> [_] Anon 862312 got 9560 with vodka and just a splash of cranberry
>> [_] Anon 862313 wow I gave him a green vesper and he flipped out. My mouth is angry with my head and its your fault.
>> [_] Anon 862314 equal parts whiskey and creme de menthe made him vomit that was pretty hilarous. usually he just breathes fire.
>> [_] Anon 862315 Well I made a Kamikaze- which he started to air guitar and called it a cosmo- I still scored 7k
>> [_] Anon 862319 Nothing but tonic will make him commit suicide by dropping a 16 ton weight on himself.
>> [_] Anon 862323 I made him a Screwdriver and got 7680 and an air guitar solo
>> [_] Anon 862362 Vodka+absinth+cranberry juice(for fun)+lime juice(for stomach)=MON DIEU! [9028] You can also try chocolate cream,champagne,cointreau and passion fruit juice.
>> [_] Anon 862367 10129. That's my best.
>> [_] Anon 862383 I just got OVER 9000!!!
>> [_] Anon 862392 i gave him a straight shot of tequila and he dropped dead. waht a fucking nigger.
>> [_] Namefag 862419 I just got the "holy" animation. Is there another one for doing even better?
>> [_] Namefag 862422 Also, winning recipe: Drop of lime, literally. Vodka until glass on the bottom looks full. Ice. Shake for 5 movements. Click lemon to add garnish.
>> [_] Anon 862438 none among you can convince me that he's not jerking his dick around when he cuts the lemon up...
>> [_] Anon 862537 Made him a Hanky-Panky and he died!!!
>> [_] Anon 862540 >># only only one I've ever seen that didn't kill the pussy
>> [_] Anon 862551 when i gave him nothing but ice he shot fire out of his mouth and said "My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice perhps?" lol
>> [_] Anon 862559 >># I know...I made him a perfect white russian and this bitch passes out
>> [_] Anon 862594 i got -6... is that possible?
>> [_] Anon 862598 >># How did you do that?
>> [_] Anon 862628 9147 is the best I've done.
>> [_] Anon 862633 I KILLED HIM
>> [_] Anon 862634 I gave him all lemons, shook it up a bunch and made him drink it. He killed himself with an anvil. I got a -185 That's a NEGATIVE(-) 185

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[_] [G] Bartend Anon 829708 So far the only thing I've made that HASN'T resulted in him throwing up or otherwise dying is vodka+lime with a lemon on the side. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ÂÂ 829715 If you put ice in the shaker and nothing else, you get a faintly yellow-colored liquid. My hypothesis is that the ice is made out of wee-wee.
>> [_] Anon 829742 I made a margarita, fuck yes.
>> [_] Anon 829749 I tried to make sprite with lime juice, lemons, and tonic. It didn't work.
>> [_] Anon 829754 I got surprisingly adequate with Vodka, Champagne and lime. sweet-ass pwn.
>> [_] Anon 829762 To get the best combo here, fill it up with about 75% vodka, and the remaining bit should MOSTLY be cranberry juice. Then add ice, shake for a count of seven, and serve with lemon. Works every time.
>> [_] Anon 829770 >># Hey, you're right
>> [_] Anon 829773 90% Vodka 10% Cranberry Juice 1 Ice Cube Score: OVER 9000!
>> [_] Anon 829777 >># I love the reaction on that one. Simply divine~!
>> [_] Anon 829788 a real cosmopolitan is usually 2 parts vodka 1 part cranberry juice 1 part lime juice 1 part triple sec + ice and a good shaking.
>> [_] Anon 829809 In b4 50 replies
>> [_] Anon 829810 >># all ice = fire breath and perhaps more ice?
>> [_] Anon 829834 55% vodka 35% cranberry juice the rest ice shake 2 sec Godly Cocktail
>> [_] Anon 829841 All Orange Juice. Didn't know that shit could kill someone Lame, to the point being lethal All Tonic He dropped a fucking 16 ton weight on his head
>> [_] Anon 829863 Absinthe Lime Juice Cranberry Juice Triple Sec Ice Shake and serve with lemon Result: it's like a boring party in the mouth
>> [_] Anon 829908 Fucker's crazy. So what, you just drank a couple of lemons. That's no reason to drop a 16 ton weight on your head.
>> [_] Anon 829917 Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!