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[_] = 08/16/16(Tue)10:56:08 No.3133702
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:02:35 No.3133704
>make a glass of straight orange juice
>he fucking dies
whats this guy's problem? too good for orange juice?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:09:20 No.3133705
>>3133704
This comment made me burst out laughing like an idiot. Thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:12:19 No.3133706
>straight vodka
>guy goes green
Fucking pussy.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:20:03 No.3133707
>a little bit of everything
>needs more ice
you just can't please some people
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:26:44 No.3133710
gave him straight juice and he threw up... this guy
>> [_] = 08/16/16(Tue)11:34:03 No.3133716
You're supposed to make a cosmopolitan, people
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:50:21 No.3133718
>>3133702
>make a glass of NOTHING but ice
>spits hot fucking fire out of his mouth
and I shit you not, the exact words out of this dick nipple's mouth afterwards were
>My mouth is angry with my head, and that's your fault. A little more ice, perhaps?
gg
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:55:37 No.3133719
>>3133718
>this still gets a better score than orange or cranberry juice
I mean he really seems to hate juice
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)11:57:22 No.3133720
>>3133719
What an asshole.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:05:08 No.3133724
>add lemons untill the thing is full
>keep shaking untill it just about doesn't explode
>then add a lemon
>-50
Is this the lowest possible score?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:10:33 No.3133726
>>3133724
>Pure lemon
>Barely shook, didn't add garnish
>Score: -185
Top that, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:11:04 No.3133727
>add nothing but lemons
>get told "A nice finishing touch might be a lemon garnish applied after shaking"
>-200
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:18:08 No.3133730
>Mix orange juice and lemon juice 50/50 nothing else added
>2127 points
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:28:18 No.3133734
>>3133702
>adds all the things he wants
>triple sec, ice, cranberry juice, a dash of lime and add garnish
>Throws up
well fuck you too then
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:43:31 No.3133736
>Tonic and gin, a classic
>Kills himself with a 16 ton weight
>Billy Joel pls
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:50:14 No.3133741
>>3133736
ice and whiskey.
kills him.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:56:06 No.3133743
I think I found what he wants. Mix equal parts vodka and cranberry juice and add some ice.
Score: 8555
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:56:28 No.3133744
>pour whiskey
>hold shake
>explodes
???????
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)13:04:37 No.3133747
>>3133743
>8620
Let's add onto this, triple sec, lime and garnish.
>8623
well that doesn't seem to work...
maybe his advise doesn't mean anything and he just wants vodka and cranberry juice?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)13:15:05 No.3133752
>>3133743
got 8945 with that here
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)13:16:02 No.3133753
>>3133747
He has said to add ice, a lemon garnish, lime juice, vodka, and cranberry juice, but I never saw
anything about triple sec. The instructions said to try making a cosmopolitan, and I got a score
of 8613, which is a bit better than only vodka and cranberry juice. Then I tried omitting the
triple sec because he never said anything about it and got a score of 8307.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)13:26:17 No.3133755
>>3133743
Got 9430 doing that.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)13:51:58 No.3133759
I filled it with lemons and it exploded when I shook it
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)14:01:34 No.3133763
>fill it with nothing but ice
>yellow liquid comes out
>guy dies
>2000
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)14:35:44 No.3133776
>>3133753
try making a drink as boring as possible, then he says add triple sec.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)14:44:28 No.3133778
>>3133776
>>3133753
try mixing equal parts of vodka and orange juice to get this result.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)14:53:12 No.3133781
>pure whiskey
>Fucker drops dead.
Guess I've been doing it right all these e=years.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)15:16:16 No.3133789
>fill with just lemons
>hold shake
>explodes
Was this flash made by Cave Johnson?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)15:20:08 No.3133791
>>3133789
I was waiting for somebody to say this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)15:36:56 No.3133799
This was way more fun that I thought.
Thanks.
>> [_] Jkat 08/16/16(Tue)17:43:58 No.3133834
[Vodka+Cranberry+lemon]
A gay Russian
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)17:50:56 No.3133839
Literally just pour vodka until it's almost full (~98% or so of pure vodka, unless you can fit
even more), then leave a tiny amount of room for whatever (I used Absinth and Triple Sec on two
separate occasions), and for some ice. Shake until right before you can hear the beginning of the
"triple clunk" for the third time. Click on a lemon.
Got 9900+ with that.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)18:13:57 No.3133843
Half lime juice
Quarter cranberry juice
Quarter vodka with juuust a little room left
An ice cube
8200+
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)18:29:16 No.3133847
>Ice
>That's it, just ice
>Breathes fire
>"more ice next time"
The fuck do you want from me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)18:43:33 No.3133859
1/3 lime juice
1/3 Triple Sec
1/3 Vodka
Garnish with lemon
8400+
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)19:13:34 No.3133870
>Do what >>3133743 says
>Get told its a wailing cosmopolitan
>Make screwdriver consisting of 1/4 vodka, 3/4 orange juice with a little bit left for ice
>Get told its not great and cranberry juice isn't considered essential
What is he drunk??
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)19:24:32 No.3133874
>>3133702
>make gin and tonic
>it literally explodes
fucking what?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)19:26:37 No.3133876
>just a fucking drop of orange juice
>serves more than what was added in the shaker
>fucking kills himself
>71 points
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)19:29:58 No.3133879
>Gin and Tonic, ice, lemon wedge
>shakey until almost explode
>fucker dies
>1599
Go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)19:33:21 No.3133882
>Manhattan
>Whiskey Vermouth Ice and splash of Orange
>Throws up
>3089
Well, it wasn't Rye Whiskey and I'm assuming the Vermouth was dry
