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ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/8 -2023 12:58:33 Ended: 19/10 -2023 13:19:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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>> Святослав 99440 Jerry.swf This is Jerry [IMG] Jerry.swf (4.15 MiB) 665x380, Compressed (Deflate). 5872 frames, 15 fps (06:31). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 99464 Damn it, stop leaving your wallet at home Jerry! But I guess that could have been symbolic.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/7 -2016 05:29:16 Ended: 16/7 -2016 17:54:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 57
File: Jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, 665x380, Other)
[_] Anon 3115174 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3115177 well this helped with my depression...
>> [_] Anon 3115185 >># Jerry needed a hobby and he needed a passion. Jerry just skated through life doing nothing. Why did Jerry keep watching TV? He was doing nothing to progress his life. Hell, Jerry didn't even try learning new things, or working at a different place. Maybe he'd like doing Landscaping or Construction. Jerry wasn't getting anything out of his life. In fact, all he did is make more problems for himself by avoiding the problems.
>> [_] Anon 3115190 The rest of the series. B94BDB660AE73331
>> [_] Anon 3115191 >># >Maybe he'd like doing Landscaping or Construction. >being a wagecuck in the first place >not living free as nature intended
>> [_] Anon 3115195 >># >going outside this is for you senpai _TA
>> [_] Anon 3115200 >># Fucking Jackie.
>> [_] Anon 3115207 At least when I kill myself I'm going to shoot up something or divebomb a crowd.
>> [_] Anon 3115209 >># If you make plans or notes before your suicide, you don't really want to die. Otherwise, you'd just do it.
>> [_] Anon 3115215 >># Don't involve innocents in your worthless life, just down some pills and be done with it.
>> [_] Anon 3115220 >># leave hints of your conversion to islam beforehand and declare jihad while you do it that way at the very least we can use you for anti-muslim sentimentality
>> [_] Anon 3115226 >># >that very last part why >># Nigga Jerry didn't deserve that. >># You don't want to be remembered for that, especially if any relatives are alive.
>> [_] Anon 3115228 >># Jerry's life was the product of the decisions he made.
>> [_] Anon 3115232 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3115236 >># Which is all the more depressing. Suicide is the inevitable result of no longer being able to delude yourself regarding that.
>> [_] Anon 3115242 >># Well suicide can be one result of that, or one can exercise a little agency and start changing the decisions they're making. If you're considering suicide, then you have no reason to fear anything else. If you want to go to war, what's the worst thing that can happen? You die? That's what you already wanted to do. You want to quit your job? Okay so maybe you end up homeless or dead, at least you tried instead of just killing yourself like some pathetic little bitch. You always have options. Life is about knowing what resources you have available to you and managing them well. When you're on the brink of suicide, you have no reason not to completely expend every resource available to you, and you have no reason to fear failure since the worst thing that can happen is nothing for you to fear anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3115245 >># why the fuck does jerry leave his wallet in his drawer when he goes to work why the fuck did he take care of the kid when he KNEW he used a condom?
>> [_] Anon 3115247 >># suicide is the result of being unable to take responsibility for your own life and work to improve it. People who commit suicide are quick to blame others/the world for what ails them, and never do anything about it. Life sucks for everyone, the difference between those who kill themselves and those who don't is the will to do something about it.
>> [_] Anon 3115248 >># You're right on the wallet thing, but condoms break, brah.
>> [_] Anon 3115249 >># what if i don't want to die at all?
>> [_] Anon 3115251 >># Then don't kill yourself. If you don't want to die, you clearly are doing enough to see a reason to continue with your life. If you don't like certain aspects of your life, then start working on ways to improve them. It's not rocket surgery.
>> [_] Anon 3115252 >># the animator blatantly included the condom scene though. He easily could have left that out. I think it just further reinforces that Jerry is a cuck who never stood up for himself. Even when whores repeatedly steal his money and ask him to raise another man's child, he just rolls over and takes it.
>> [_] Anon 3115253 >># but i'm still aging and it makes me sad
>> [_] Anon 3115255 >># That's outside of our control, at least for now. Time stops for no man. If your youth is all you have, maybe you should learn new skills and develop more interests.
>> [_] Anon 3115257 >leaves his wallet at home >fucks black chicks >forgives exes wew lad
>> [_] Anon 3115258 >># He blatantly included the condom scene so the comments wouldn't be filled with "LOL WHAT AN IDIOT SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM LOLOLOLOL" The fact that he had a child anyways isn't to show that he's a cuck, but that he's extremely misfortunate.
>> [_] Anon 3115259 >># >fucks black chicks check your glasses, she was mexican
>> [_] Anon 3115261 >># You´d think he would learn about leaving his wallet in his house.
>> [_] Anon 3115263 >># i live in mississippi. i have a PhD in niggers. mexicans dont have hair like that. that was a nog
>> [_] Anon 3115265 >># >curly hair >brown skin >THAT CAN ONLY BE A BLACK PERSON BECAUSE MISSISSIPPI
>> [_] Anon 3115266 >># nappy. its nappy hair. also yes
>> [_] Anon 3115267 >># 8dE >What's the deal with f*ckin' a mexican chick?
>> [_] Anon 3115268 >># I dunno how many Mexicans you've been around, but a lot of them have curly, nappy hair.
>> [_] Anon 3115270 >># some mexicans may have curly hair, but ALL niggers have curly hair. say you have a box, and theres a 10% chance theres a million dollars, and a 90% chance theres a million wasps. im gonna play it safe and say there are wasps up in that there box >># do i trust a man thats dumb enough to leave his wallet at home and forgive exes with "guess the minority"? i dont think so
>> [_] Anon 3115272 >># >being this mad lmao
>> [_] Anon 3115274 >># >do i trust a man thats dumb enough to leave his wallet at home and forgive exes with "guess the minority"? No, you trust the guy who drew the mexican chick.
>> [_] Anon 3115277 >># yeah but i can because my parents aren't cucks
>> [_] Anon 3115283 >># sure thing jerry ;^)
>> [_] Anon 3115333 Yeah it gets kind of depressing after the first few thousands days. vNA I don't miss it, but I do wonder how the hell I broke the cycle. It had to end and it did. rZ4
>> [_] Anon 3115396 Why did he leave his wallet in the drawer in the first place?
>> [_] Anon 3115397 Jerry was a moron. No one is surprised at his ending. You should only ever trust 2-D. If you're gonna trust 3-D, she's gotta be religious or you gotta walk.
>> [_] Anon 3115399 >># Trust nobody not even yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3115421 >># "No, you trust the guy who drew (and quartered) the mexican chick." > fix'd also, who leaves there wallet at home while they go to work (realized that i do this right after typing it, but my excuse is that i work on a boat.)
>> [_] Anon 3115422 >># what the living fuck are you babbling about now? > religion makes whores and psycho bitches.
>> [_] Anon 3115429 This is my life but without the girls and beer. >># checked >># >just develop interests >just learn new skills >just improve your life >just b urself Also checked by the way
>> [_] Anon 3115430 >># >C-conservative women are wh-whore and bitches... I w-want a liberal woman who wants me to watch her get fucked by a black b-bull..... Religious people tend to be more conservative. Conservative women are family based and will do whatever they can to keep the family together. Not even that guy. >># >he will never just be himself lmao
>> [_] Anon 3115438 >># If it were a simple choice everyone would have something they loved to do. Sadly that is not the case, and some people just have nothing.
>> [_] Anon 3115439 >># Good on you anon. Don't let your K:D ratio go tits up just because you suicide.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3115440 This is Jerry He never scored
>> [_] Anon 3115442 >># Just make sure they're muslims anon See how they like it for once
>> [_] Anon 3115443 >># but anon.... there WERE 2D...
>> [_] Anon 3115445 >># dun dun DUN
>> [_] Anon 3115446 >># yes, but so was he 3d guys should only trust 2d girls thus 2d guys should only trust 1d girls
>> [_] Anon 3115447 >># Living is easy, living is the default state. Suicide, at least rational and measured suicide, takes much more willpower than just living day to day. It's just how evolution made us. I mean over millions of years, any of our potential ancestors that didn't fear death or found killing themselves easy would have ended up evolutionary dead ends.
>> [_] Anon 3115448 >># Man, 4D girls must be awful then. Thank goodness we are just 3D
>> [_] Anon 3115455 MFW I live Jerry's life cept no QT Mexican bitch to let me ride bareback.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/12 -2013 13:46:43 Ended: 4/12 -2013 17:08:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: 384664_jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, 665x380, Other)
[_] Anon 2207078
>> [_] Anon 2207081 PLEASE NO!
>> [_] Anon 2207089 pff lazy ending
>> [_] Anon 2207098 FFFuck off mom and dad! want me to stop eating fruit rollups? well fuck off!
>> [_] Anon 2207100 >># want me to stop watching tv when there's a street sharks marathon? FFFFFFFUCK OFF
>> [_] Anon 2207107 Moral of the story? Don't bother with bitches.
>> [_] Anon 2207152 >># *moral of the story man the fuck up and fuck bitches and enjoy the spreading of your semen OR dont fuck bitches at all.
>> [_] Anon 2207159 This flash was pretty easy to follow with no sound. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2207170 >what christians actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2207175 oh fuck not again
>> [_] Anon 2207188 saw that coming
>> [_] Anon 2207196 what a shit ending so predictable also that nigga needs to man up if he want to fuck bitches
>> [_] Anon 2207201 >Leaving wallet in drawer at home >GOD DAMNIT SHE TOOK MY MONEY FOR THE 11TH TIME I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>> [_] Anon 2207207 >pregnant for 9 months >she says nothing >shows up with baby >he still accepts that No wonder he killed himself.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/7 -2013 21:46:09 Ended: 20/7 -2013 00:08:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: 384664_jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, 665x380, Other)
[_] Anon 2043652
>> [_] Anon 2043656
>> [_] Anon 2043673 Well holy fuck, long as fuck but my god i fear this happening to me.
>> [_] Anon 2043683 >># Check out the whole series /playlist?list=PLB94BDB660AE73331
>> [_] Anon 2043692 Jerry, the story of a man with the cleanest left nipple in all the world. And his life was kinda shit
>> [_] Anon 2043695 go to college kids
>> [_] Anon 2043697 >># I did. That BTEC in IT did fuck all for me.
>> [_] Anon 2043719 >># We might have stolen the jobs from you. Love India & Mexico
>> [_] Anon 2043748 Poor old Jerry
>> [_] Anon 2043777 Seems like a normal day
>> [_] Anon 2043801 Bitter as fuck and not at all uplifting. i want my 10 minutes back newgrounds.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/3 -2013 10:59:10 Ended: 13/3 -2013 22:19:08Flashes: 1 Posts: 29
File: jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1912619 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1912641 Dumb motherfucker left his wallet at home each time. I mean... what's the point of even having a wallet if you're going to leave it at home?
>> [_] Anon 1912668 >># >animator logic don't search for logic here, just enjoy the stupidity
>> [_] Anon 1912686 >># watched the whole thing .. .. made me so sad :(
>> [_] Anon 1912689 Loved it.
>> [_] Anon 1912693 Wait didn't he use a condom?
>> [_] Anon 1912701 Is this the Seinfield version where he won't shut up about everything? Especially at the end... >Corpse hanging AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE MOON?
>> [_] Anon 1912718 they never did one for the baby momma?
>> [_] Anon 1912723 >># He bit the wrapping off with his teeth.
>> [_] Anon 1912748 Man he is loving the fuck out of that Quisp
>> [_] Anon 1912752 Kinda ruins the feel to have him go to hell at the end. That came out of fucking nowhere.
>> [_] Anon 1912768 This is shit
>> [_] Anon 1912772 I get that it's because he has to be facing Jackie's at work for the plot but still, it bothered me that his check-out station is facing the wrong way. I've never seen one like that.
>> [_] Anon 1912773 >># >1912768 agreed
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 1912785 I want my hour back!
>> [_] Anon 1912811 >># nobody gives a shit
>> [_] Anon 1912819 >># And? I do that shit all the time, the condom is fine unless your biting and ripping it instead of the wrapper.
>> [_] Anon 1912834 a tale of woe...
>> [_] Anon 1912872 From the guy who brought you the PONY.MOV series.
>> [_] Anon 1912880 >># He really needs to stop making things.. he really does
>> [_] Anon 1912889 I am Jerry, every time I turn my back some bitch steals my wallet. Thats why Im gay now.
>> [_] Anon 1912890 >># that's the point. jerry is a normal human being who gets pushed too far over a long stretch of time and is somewhat justified in killing himself. but christianity says that anyone who commits suicide goes to hell, so he burns, meaning that the awful life he tried to escape never leaves. it's meant to show the absurdity of life and the absurdity of christianity's ideas of the afterlife.
>> [_] Anon 1912897 piece of shit. this author needs to die
>> [_] Anon 1912907 this is why i hate relationships
>> [_] Anon 1912908 Good job jerry. This is why you shouldn't fk women, buy a fkn blow up doll.
>> [_] Anon 1912913 Ok, so he drove to work each day, but didnt bring his wallet? thats my only problem with this. Unless its different elsewhere, its a good idea to have your id with you at all times
>> [_] Anon 1912917 >># These were before those btw
>> [_] Anon 1912918 >># It's okay if you curse online, your mother isn't watching.
>> [_] Anon 1912920 That moon didn't change

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/3 -2013 23:06:12 Ended: 4/3 -2013 03:02:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 26
File: Jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, Other)
[_] Why so much Pony? Stop it. Anon 1902722 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1902727 What's the moral of this story?
>> [_] Anon 1902728 >># No moral, just a guy like you and me living an uneventful life, try to stop life from slipping by.
>> [_] Anon 1902744 Wow man... felt so bad at the end... but lol'd so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1902747 You realize this stuff is made by a guy who makes shit tons of pony flashes now right?
>> [_] Anon 1902751 >># >ho shit we were tricked, we can't like this flash now, guise!
>> [_] Anon 1902753 >># Why would that matter? The crafts they sell at the convict rodeo are still nice even though rapists and murderers made them.
>> [_] Anon 1902767 Air Guitar, off the Katawa shoujo OST and this /f/lash just mash perfectly. gonna try and upload kenjis peace.
>> [_] Anon 1902769 >I hit on this girl I work with everyday >She stole my money >Not like I give a fuck looking for her even though we work at the same place >After month or so she came to me and apologize >Have sex with her again >She stole my money again >Not like I give a fuck looking for her again WTF I just watched again?
>> [_] Anon 1902779 >># a weak man with nothing going on in his life..hell take what he can get.
>> [_] Anon 1902839 good animator
>> [_] Anon 1902851 A steaming pile of shit like every other flash from this guy. Refrain from posting this on the future.
>> [_] Anon 1902861 Wait, we saw him use a condom with the brunette. How is babby formed? And does he leave his wallet at home while he's at work?
>> [_] Anon 1902889 >># tear in the condom maybe? and i would assume no.
>> [_] Anon 1902904 >># >DON'T use your fingernails or teeth when opening a condom wrapper. It's written in the DUREX instruction manual >inb4 he needs a fucking manual to use a fucking condom
>> [_] Anon 1902906 Very relatable...
>> [_] Anon 1902908 >># >reading a condom manual Why would you even?
>> [_] Anon 1902913 >># Fuckin' condoms, how do they work?
>> [_] Anon 1902956 >># >># >thinking max gilardi actually likes my little pony or bronies haw
>> [_] Anon 1902970 i remember this before even opening it. i never cared for this, it's not super grimdark nor is it really a dark comedy, it's just mildly sad and takes forever to get to... nothing. it's a big waste of some pretty good animation. i guess maybe that's the point, but still.
>> [_] Anon 1902971 >># Well you open the package, then, like lube yourself up, or something. use vaseline or petroleum jelly or baby oil of you're okay with that. Slip the condom over the head of your dick. It won't stay on by itself so you need to use tape, or a rubber band. Stop sex every five minutes to re-aply tape. Repeat as needed.
>> [_] Anon 1902974 >># >good animation have we seen the same flash?
>> [_] Anon 1902975 I see no ponyfags here
>> [_] Anon 1902978 >># Not him, but as far as actual animations go, this is pretty good for a flash animation. The images being lower quality doesn't make it bad animation, just shitty imagery.
>> [_] Anon 1903004 >># well the character design is good, well, comical, but that's it. there are like 5 scenes which are repeating like hundred times the whole time

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/10 -2012 04:07:12 Ended: 29/10 -2012 13:33:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 26
File: 384664_jerry.swf-(4.15 MB, Other)
[_] This is Jerry Anon 1795425
>> [_] Anon 1795440 Whoa thats 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 1795445 After a year of unemployment, I would love Jerry's life. Except the whole sleeping with a woman thing, that's gay.
>> [_] Anon 1795454 Youd think he'd keep his wallet on him after the first two times no? Hell i keep my wallet on me when iam out at all times, in case i need it.
>> [_] Anon 1795459 loved it!
>> [_] Anon 1795490 My life. (Minus the sex, job, and money of course.)
>> [_] Anon 1795505 But he used a condom when he banged the mexican chick...
>> [_] Anon 1795509 I could tell from the very start of this that he was going to kill himself
>> [_] Anon 1795510 The worst part is; he has nobody to blame but himself.
>> [_] Anon 1795512 >has stable job and lives in a house >fucks it up and kills himself What a beta bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1795516 I knew this was going to happen. But then again every time a routine flash is posted I always wonder when is the dude gonna kill himself.
>> [_] Anon 1795519 >leaves his wallet at home Nigga what
>> [_] Anon 1795592 Superior Jerry:
>> [_] Anon 1795601 >># >implying condoms are 100% safe
>> [_] Anon 1795611 Do you have the other flashes that go with this one?
>> [_] Anon 1795622 Just as boring as I remember, maybe Jerrys life would've sucked less if he ever left the house for any other reason than work. Also lock up yo cash nigga damn, how many times you gotta be ripped off before you learn.
>> [_] Anon 1795623 >Random former one night stand walks up to the door with a kid and says this is yours Jerry and he doesn't demand a blood test. Stupid bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1795629 >># >Former one-night stand who you know stole your money walks up to the door and asks for another chance and you let her Stupid bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1795631 The lesson was don't have sex with strangers they might steal your money or break your condom and steal your money. Don't trust everybody they can ruin your life.
>> [_] Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti !.kY34XtGRg 1795636 moral of the story, girls are bitches
>> [_] Anon 1795644 8dE&feature=relmfu
>> [_] Anon 1795646 Lol saw girl with baby and i thought 2 things "Has it really been 9 months?" Then "Wait didn't you specifically use a condom on this one?"
>> [_] Anon 1795658 >># THANK YOU. Why the fuck doesn't he have his wallet on him?
>> [_] Anon 1795665 2 close 2 home. Except I am not Jerry. I was his closest friend.
>> [_] Anon 1795670 >sleep on a mattress without pillow or sheets wut ?
>> [_] Anon 1795688 >># >stable >nope

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/8 -2011 04:07:24 Ended: 13/8 -2011 08:59:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File[jerry.swf] - (4.15 MB)
[_] [?] prequel to >1548972 Anon 1549117 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1549227 Looks like he finally got that change of pace.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/10 -2010 07:34:11 Ended: 2/10 -2010 23:19:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[jerry.swf] - (4.15 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1386972 This is Jerry. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1387017 I was going to save it. And then the very ending came with theistic shit.
>> [_] Anon 1387050 so real....makes me sad
>> [_] Anon 1387064 Should've taken his fucking wallet to work, dumb shit
>> [_] Anon 1387066 also I was going to complain about the abrupt and unsatisfying ending, but I guess that's basically life in a nutshell really... you sit through a whole bunch of tedious bullshit with the occasional interesting bit thrown in to keep interest, and then at the end it's just over without a whole bunch of hoopla
>> [_] Anon 1387069 >># was alright other than the hell bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1387233 well that made me feel a shit load better... an hero immanent
>> [_] Anon 1387241 I was really hoping that it would suddenly turn into a song near the end. It was making a pretty good beat with baby crying and all.
>> [_] Anon 1387247 >># FUCK YES
>> [_] Anon 1387258 This is the most depressing thing I have ever seen in my life.
>> [_] Anon 1387263 1st: Take your wallet with you, dumbass, 2nd: lol'd at: bored in Car->Police "incident" -> grumpy in bus 3rd: the "no glove no love" chick brought a baby back home, WTF? 4th: the end serves you right for being so dumb. even though you were An hero. also /r/ ing Goth bitch part of the story

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/9 -2010 02:01:34 Ended: 17/9 -2010 05:55:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File[jerry.swf] - (4.15 MB)
[_] [?] 4chan life Anon 1375247 Long but worth it Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1375255 Old. He hangs himself. Now nobody has to watch this.
>> [_] Anon 1375264 Glad i don't have a shitty life like that.
>> [_] Ayumiu !Cqlxh6n4PA 1375266 god..why did i watch it anyways...
>> [_] Anon 1375293 morale of this story is children ruin your life
>> [_] Anon 1375295 Jerry: AKA: I couldn't think of an ending, because I am a decent editor, but a terrible writer.
>> [_] Anon 1375297 Thank god I'm stupid and disgusting enough to keep my used condoms for that kind of shit. Paternity test HO! Stay in school, get a reputable job, avoid this flash becoming your life.
>> [_] Anon 1375300 Well, he gets more pussy than people on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1375303 op, ignorant, lies, language of fool
>> [_] Anon 1375309 Who the fuck leaves there wallet in there.
>> [_] Anon 1375316 theres a version where its from the first girls point of view some where
>> [_] Anon 1375354 >># You mean this > ortal/view/487393
>> [_] Anon 1375361 if this guy had fapped to shit on 4chan instead of fucking bitches,it would have fukken saved his life.
>> [_] Anon 1375378 >># No, because that is nothing.
>> [_] Anon 1375383 >># Gotta take the space out of the "p ortal." There's "Jackie" "Junior" and "Jerry: The End."
>> [_] Anon 1375398 Cool Story, Bro
>> [_] Anon 1375404 >># Nice fail, bro.
>> [_] Anon 1375412 >># Also, "Jerry and the Closet"
>> [_] Anon 1375413 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1375415 bitchesandwhores.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1375435 oh, and someone here ought to figure out how to prevent going to Hell. Jerry is burning like that FOREVER, you know.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/9 -2010 05:12:05 Ended: 12/9 -2010 13:33:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 27
File[jerry.swf] - (4.15 MB)
[_] [?] Jerry. OP 1371199 Jerry. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1371206 long, but nice
>> [_] Anon 1371207 This was long, but was worth it.
>> [_] Anon 1371210 too long, he shuolda got a paternity test, cause i remember him using a rubber.
>> [_] Anon 1371211 >># this, also fuck religion
>> [_] Anon 1371246 he waited too long to kill himself. also he didnt take the bitches with him
>> [_] Anon 1371251 entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 1371265 well, this was depressing to say the least.
>> [_] Anon 1371272 this could have been more interesting near the end.
>> [_] Anon 1371279 Really, another one of these? Hurr Durr! My life is going no where, it sucks so hard to be me way is life so turrible? Why does everyone have this outlook on life? If you don't like where you're at then change it, don't sit in repretition and expect things to get better.
>> [_] Anon 1371283 I remember this. Watched all the other episodes, too. Depressing shit.
>> [_] Anon 1371285 >># It's supposed to be a comedy, dipshit.
>> [_] Anon 1371293 ahem...FAGGOT. SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1371296 Jerry was an alcoholic and didn't heed the warnings. He got what he deserved.
>> [_] Anon 1371359 >># >repretition don't sit in stupid imo
>> [_] Anon 1371360 >># Fucking This I'm a bit pissed now.
>> [_] Anon 1371373 this was fucking sad :( here i kept thinking it was going to get better
>> [_] Anon 1371393 wtf did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 1371429 >># Let me guess.... You don't live on your own yet do you?
>> [_] !N1toQkxgzc 1371430 >># make more excuses fbf.jpg fail at life
>> [_] Anon 1371463 >># Life.
>> [_] Anon 1371466 Good flash. Sad but true for many people.
>> [_] Anon 1371472 me. But I put my wallet in the crisper.
>> [_] Anon 1371488 Jerry was an hero.
>> [_] Anon 1371494 Was anyone else shocked to realize this wasn't about werewolves?
>> [_] Anon 1371519 that was depressing. very eye opening though... thank you and fuck you op.
>> [_] Anon 1371550 fuckking faggot shit, i don't want to listen to some POS chew on his fucking SHIT FOOD.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/9 -2010 12:36:15 Ended: 4/9 -2010 23:10:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
File[jerry.swf] - (4.15 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1364454 An uplifting tale. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1364456 Ah, yes, I remember this. Good stuff.
>> [_] Popsicle HxC !wMR/R5mXNo 1364468 Oh god, that baby, reminds me of my share of pregnancy scares o.e
>> [_] Anon 1364472 That was incredible. I loved every second of it, I smiled, I laughed, and I saw a little bit of myself in his repetitious life.
>> [_] Anon 1364476 Damn, Jerry lets laid more often than most people.
>> [_] Anon 1364520 I have no idea how it could hold my attention long enough for my screensaver to kick in.
>> [_] Anon 1364524 Isn't there an alternate version to this? I thought there was. It's not really any happier, though.
>> [_] OHNO !!tQHLxyClmN+ 1364525 I enjoyed watching this.
>> [_] Anon 1364530 Bitches and whores, man.
>> [_] Anon 1364557 If only he knew why a man kicks them bitches to the curb when he's done, none of this would've happened.
>> [_] Anon 1364559 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># fucking bitches
>> [_] Anon 1364562 cool story jerry
>> [_] Anon 1364571 7393 Here is the second one featuring Jackie.
>> [_] Anon 1364649 Who sleeps on a bare mattress without a mattress pad, duvet, and pillow!
>> [_] Anon 1364653 hey wait ... he used protection ... wtf?
>> [_] Anon 1364654 Take your fucking wallet with you Jerry.
>> [_] Anon 1364673 damn it, i wished for an awesome and blazing BITCHES AND WHORES- kind of story, but instead i got this. at least the hell-scene caught me off guard.
>> [_] Anon 1364677 jerry is a waste of space, i bet he is a christian
>> [_] Anon 1364684 >># it's not his. the bitch is scamming it off on him like a fucking nigger
>> [_] Anon 1364700 I like the crisping, munching sound of his breakfast wish it'd sound like that

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[_] [?] Anon 1186953
>> [_] Anon 1186957 So there suppose to be a moral? Other than condoms caused babies and suicide?
>> [_] Anon 1186960 >># Nope. It's just a slice of life sort of thing.
>> [_] Anon 1186969 isnt there a slowpoke flash with the same content
>> [_] Anon 1186972 Why the fuck did he leave his wallet at home to begin with?
>> [_] captain stupendousness! 1186980 Ah, nostalgia.
>> [_] Anon 1186982 Yeah, why'd he get the girl he used a condom with pregnant and not the other?
>> [_] Anon 1186983 >># Either the condom had a hole in it, or more likely she was trying to pin another dudes baby on him. As for goth chick, how do you know he didn't use a condom?
>> [_] Anon 1186985 Man, at least Jerry is getting some. Virginfag here is jealous
>> [_] Anon 1186994 You have no idea how long I've been looking for this, OP. It probably didn't help that I kept thinking it was "This is Bob"
>> [_] Anon 1186998 >># Don't know, but its pretty intent on showing him opening one with her and not the goth.
>> [_] Anon 1187002 >># Oh. Well. Happy to help, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 1187003 >># My jew detector is going off. I think you are a jew.
>> [_] Anon 1187010 Oh boy, it's a 'grind of life is unbearable' message. Never heard that before.
>> [_] Anon 1187011 I am going b e virgin 4ever O_O T_T
>> [_] Anon 1187066 only moral i could see was not sharing your cereal and beer made baby cry. that and trust women you lose your money, life and freedom.
>> [_] Anon 1187072 why did Jerry go to hell?
>> [_] Anon 1187079 this stuff only happens if your a fucking retard
>> [_] Anon 1187099 why the fuck did i watch that all.
>> [_] Anon 1187115 That sure was one long ass joke for a punchline you could see coming a mile away. Poor Jerry, you just can't win.

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[_] [L] Enjoy your meaningless existance Anon 931997 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 932026 Serve the Emperor today, for tomorrow you may be dead.
>> [_] Anon 932038 I LOVED IT ;A;
>> [_] Anon 932050 OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
>> [_] Anon 932058 R.I.P. Jerry Jhonson.
>> [_] Anon 932072 One of the longest flashes I've seen. Is it the longest so far on 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 932084 he was a pushover anyway
>> [_] Anon 932089 Too bad he was too stupid to improve his station in life. Seriously the guy has things going well enough for him to at least get laid. No reason to be a buttfucking quitter.
>> [_] Anon 932093 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 932094 Moral of the Story: This is what happens when you don't have friends and girlfriends are too expensive.
>> [_] DanHimself 932097 i want all sequels posted nao!
>> [_] Anon 932114 condoms fail 100% of the time
>> [_] Anon 932133 Funny how the mexican chick got pregnant NO MATTER WAT.
>> [_] Anon 932141 fuck, it was as long as a longcat.
>> [_] Anon 932146 I wish someone would alter the ending so that Jerry kills his family, instead.
>> [_] Anon 932164 Man, that ending pisses me off to high hell. Jerry clearly knocked that bitch up. What right does he have to be a buttfucking quitter.
>> [_] Anon 932167 Makes me glad I'm not able to get laid on demand.
>> [_] Anon 932185 That has to be the longest flash I've ever seen. For some reason I want Jerry's life... =/
>> [_] Anon 932202 >># Loops are the longest flashes.
>> [_] Anon 932228 >># There's a prequel (sorta) on Newgrounds frontpage.
>> [_] Kizzy 932240 Poor Jerry, i wanted him to have a good ending
>> [_] Anon 932254 the hell part in the end relly ruins the flash >># so true man
>> [_] Anon 932257 >># let me introduce you to cartoon_movie.swf it is 30 minutes long, give or take a few minutes
>> [_] Anon 932259 >># >># the fucking sequal is on /f/ RIGHT NOW. jesus christ
>> [_] Anon 932277 Fairly entertaining, but it sucked and was meaningless at the end. I wish it didn't take the typical LOL SUICIDE or LOL HE GO CRAZY route.
>> [_] Anon 932287 Oh god... that was awesome...
>> [_] Anon 932293 Fuck man...I feel like I had really gotten to know Jerry. I felt like I was watching a friend sink into depression. I was talking to him. 'Jerry, man, you've got to put in for that promotion.' 'Jerry, dude, come work with me at the bank, I can get you a good job.' 'Jerry, whats up? Want to come play pool?' 'Jerry! Get a paternity test! Don't you trust that beaner whore!' He I'm fucking sad...thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 932308 >># Same here... :(
>> [_] Anon 932342 you guys are all fucked in the head if you find anything from newgrounds entertaining. This entire thread is underage B& and needs to be removed, except me and the others who saged this junk.
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