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[_] Why so many Zeitfag threads? Anon 3485632 What the fuck is up with that? It´s been like this for over a year at least, the first few times were funny in some animations but it´s just retarded now.
>> [_] Anon 3485635 >># Started working on a history of the zeitgeist shit flash where it shows Wojak happy in in 2007 and gets increasingly angry from 2009 onwards from when zeitgesit first appears to the present.
>> [_] Anon 3485636 >># Unrelated, but the flash you works and feels rather nice to use on mobile.
>> [_] Anon 3485641 >># >wojak please god no
>> [_] Anon 3485644 >># >flash on mobile fuck, that's a thing?
>> [_] Anon 3485646 >># SWF Player Free works in new version Android OS.
>> [_] Anon 3485648 >># yes, it has worked on my last 3 phones.
>> [_] Anon 3485649 >># As cringe as it may be on paper I would like to see it. >># I fucking hate apple so much it´s unreal, jobs can suck a thousand cocks in hell just because of what he did to flash.
>> [_] Anon 3485657 >># Alphabet (Google) also played a big part. The flash video player was required to use YouTube up until I dunno, 2010 or something, and the flash player was supported until 2015. https://www.webpronews.com/youtube-depre cates-flash-embeds-flash-api/ (published January 28, 2015) Yet they STILL absolutely refused to allow flash animations on YouTube even though it would have saved them 90% bandwidth. It's easy to make a parser that strips away all ActionScript from uploaded files except explicitly allowed simple stuff like gotoAndPlay() and button-click-logic. We can only dream of an interactive YouTube and how far that would have taken flash and the field of vector animation as a whole. Imagine the motivation Adobe would have felt to improve flash if they saw such a bright future for it.
>> [_] Anon 3485670 >># >flash on mobile I seriously hope you guys don't do this. >># >wojak inb4 cringe screaming wojak shitpost (don't let it get to you, anon. Every OC is better than no OC) >># Yeah, apple just NOPED flash from the start, but Google&co is what actively purged it from the internet. HTML5 just provided way more power to them instead of Adobe who wasn't even too hot about handling the liabilities that came with a severely underdeveloped flash environment (as in they gave 0 fucks about improving it). Add in that the web was chock full of flash game sites which equal app games in purpose and quality, but instead of buying them for 50cents you just get 'em for free oti. It was just a matter of time after the chrome web era began really, though I won't forgive them for playing extremely dirty with the OMG FLASH IS VIRUZ at the end.
>> [_] Anon 3485675 >># The 0th layer of hell where steve jobs is eternally spitroasted by hitler and stalin.
>> [_] Anon 3485682 >># perhaps the worst part is the swf format is actually open and people are free to develop their own flash players. so browsers could have developed their own capability to render flash, just like they can render a jpg without a special plugin. if chrome/firefox could render swf on their own they probably would get to have a big say on how the format would progress as well, you have to wonder why they insisted on pushing html5 with canvas rendering instead of building on the media format that has already dominated the web for 10 years. come to think of it, chrome already had their own flash solution in "pepper flash". they didn't even use adobe's plugin. https://wiki.debian.org/PepperFlashPlayer unless the "pepper" was just adobe's plugin in a capsule, but they say their player provided newer features so sounds like that isn't the case. why force-kill flash after all this effort, i never read a good reason. their posts just say "time to sunset flash". but why exactly? if they had their own flash player it couldn't have been about adobe's security.
>> [_] Anon 3485683 >># > their posts just say "time to sunset flash". but why exactly? Because flash is evil and will kill your family in your sleep. You wouldn't stand in the way of development for all humankind by playing old ass free internet games, now would you? I know, because my gradma told me so.
>> [_] Anon 3485695 >># How dare you, Flash is a good guy! He's the fastest download there is!
>> [_] Anon 3485702 >># I have an android 2 sony ericson that I use to browse /f/ in bed (and as an alarm clock).
>> [_] Anon 3485703 >># Webdev community bought the "FLASH IS VIRUS" thing hook line and sinker, possibly due to high proportion of macfags, but now I'm speculating. Towards the EOL date a few tech sites ran articles lamenting its immanent switch-off and all I could think of was how a few years back they were all calling for its destruction in unison. Journalists man...
>> [_] Anon 3485705 >># >># the unfortunate Zeitfag history is almost done. I've added the wojaks now I need to add images for every single flash referenced. it'll use Hatred's music, seems approprite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGRpMM55 pjc
>> [_] Anon 3485713 i bork it https://files.catbox.moe/bfwz6h.png

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[_] special delivery! Anon 3463565 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3463573 FBI! OPEN THE DOOR!
>> [_] Anon 3463574 >shadman
>> [_] Anon 3463656 I lol'd hard when I realized their was multi-door slamming physics.
>> [_] Anon 3463675 >># У этoй хyйни ecть кoнeц?

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[_] *Knock Knock Knock* Anon 3425141

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[_] Anon 3410490 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3410493 >># Doorbell rings, open door, see another door, slam door shut and walk away.
>> [_] Anon 3410591 Sometimes I wonder if there is a combination required in this flash; something perhaps hidden and revealed only after a correct number of opened and closed doors in a specific direction.

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[_] Anon 3397691
>> [_] Anon 3397747 Don't just click on the door, drag it across the screen. Then drag the new door around.

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[_] it's for you Anon 3389954
>> [_] Anon 3389981 This is fantastic.
>> [_] Anon 3389984 is there an end to this?
>> [_] Anon 3389985 One time you will surely find a girlfriend, you just have to open the right door.
>> [_] Anon 3389987 >># I don't think it ends. Could be something that was designed for autistic people
>> [_] Anon 3390001 >># there will never be an end to suffering
>> [_] Anon 3390006 I enjoy slamming ten doors together at once.
>> [_] Anon 3390007 ayy https://gyazo.com/e32508753e7b69bec9611e 5ad35f0b6a
>> [_] Anon 3390013 so stacking a bunch of doors then trying to slam them all at once causes flash to crash for me 10/10
>> [_] Anon 3390034 Day 37: I can't find the door I am suppose to open, all the doors, they have filled a perfect cylinder, doorknob to doorknob, I'm losing my mind, pushing and tugging, I can't remember the last time I slept, I try to get out but it's just more doors. More doors. More doors. And the screaming of doorknobs hitting doorknobs ad infinitum. They scream in endless repetition, metal on metal. I join them in this endless scream.
>> [_] Anon 3390075 I opened eight, then I closed them all. and walked away.
>> [_] Anon 3390079 >># It is oddly satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 3390087 This should be an SCP

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[_] smugfu 3050610 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3050613 it's just a fucking neighbor saying hello and then leaves fucking bitch making me open all of my goddamn doors
>> [_] Anon 3050629 broke it, got a ton of doors that nolonger move
>> [_] Anon 3050742 this is amazing

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[_] Anon 2303283
>> [_] Anon 2303286 WHY DID I INSTALL SO MANY DOORS
>> [_] Anon 2303324 BUT!? WHO IS DOOR?
>> [_] Anon 2303326 >># >WHY DID MY MOM AND DAD INSTALL SO MANY DOORS ftfy
>> [_] Anon 2303328 >># >WHY IS MY DICK SMALL ftfy
>> [_] Did I win? Jax0k 2303347 http://i.imgur.com/Yl9qIEr.png I can't move them anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2303349 >># I do this all the time when I see this flash. You can, just expect a lot of slamming, a lot of lag, and sitting there for a few minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2303365 I cant believe this shit... http://i.imgur.com/SZLijG9.png

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[_] [G] It's for you, /f/ Anon 1546191 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1546196 Needs hooded version.
>> [_] Anon 1546198 Best way to IRL troll policemen yet.
>> [_] Anon 1546205 HOW DO I BEAT THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 1546207 I remember a version of this which appeared on /f/ about 3 years ago. It had sound.
>> [_] Anon 1546211 >># ...but this does have sound.
>> [_] Anon 1546214 >># Not on Linux it doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 1546216 >># Well fuck your linux shit
>> [_] Anon Maid !p0nymaIdY2 1546237 >># Using Linux here, and it has sound.
>> [_] Anon 1546266 lol i remembered some old tex avery cartoon with the same kind of stuff... nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 1546267 OMg, it's like I'm playing halflife 2!
>> [_] Anon 1546274 >># Newfag detected
>> [_] Anon 1546277 >># wat?
>> [_] Anon 1546319 Oh shit I found the end >no more doors can go to the left and they just stack till they reach the right door
>> [_] Anon 1546364 >># >mfw there is no end
>> [_] Anon 1546367 also using linux and there is sound.

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[_] [G] It's for you, /f/ Anon 1225079 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1225094 Holy shit the last door made me jump
>> [_] Anon 1225096 I broke it.
>> [_] Anon 1225100 how many doors are there?
>> [_] Anon 1225101 >># At least 100
>> [_] Anon 1225102 >># Over 9000
>> [_] Anon 1225103 >># reported
>> [_] Anon 1225104 >># For what, jackass?
>> [_] Anon 1225105 >># I'm at around 250 >.>
>> [_] Anon 1225121 OH SHIT UBOAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 1225128 OH SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1225129 i broked it D:
>> [_] Anon 1225130 explain yourselves
>> [_] Anon 1225147 >Open a couple of doors >Quickly swing another door into the others >Shit brix as they make an unholy closing noise
>> [_] Anon 1225169 it won't open seriously the door will not open... i has a fail door
>> [_] Anon 1225173 >># >tried it >tried it with as many doors that could fit >head exploded
>> [_] Anon 1225181 i remember when i posted this and got 0 replies
>> [_] Anon 1225206 >># You didn't post it right.
>> [_] Anon 1225222 what is this from?

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[_] [?] Pizza's here! Ren 1193809 Well, hurry and open the door for him
>> [_] Anon 1193816 fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1193826 ffffuuuuuuuuu!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1193828 let me out, let me in!!
>> [_] Anon 1193829 DAMMIT IMMA GET THE DOOR ONE SECOND HOLD ON GODDAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 1193834 *ding dong* Come in!
>> [_] Anon 1193840 Open as many doors as you can, not all the way, lining them up with some space between them. Then grab the newest door and drag your mouse to the left as fast as you can for huge amounts of noise.
>> [_] Anon 1193843 Does it have an end? cause it has a defined start
>> [_] Anon 1193847 Oh fucking hell the pizza will be cold by the time I get all these doors open.
>> [_] Anon 1193849 the cylinder of doors is actually pretty cool-looking. screenshot + saved
>> [_] Anon 1193905 DAMMMIT I WANT MY PIZZA!!! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1193908 >># You forgot the part where you turn your speakers up as high as they'll go and 5 minutes later the cops show up and arrest you for disturbing the peace.

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[_] [G] Anon 1126226 It's for you Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1126229 fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1126230 Somebody divided by zero again, didn't they?
>> [_] Anon 1126232 So how many doors are there?
>> [_] Anon 1126234 I have to hurry up and answer the door damnit!
>> [_] Anon 1126235 HOLD ON IM GONNA GET THE DOOR DAMMIT HELLO
>> [_] Anon 1126251 I wonder what would happen if you lit one on fire...
>> [_] Anon 1126253 Did anyone else just take a bunch of doors and slam them into each other?
>> [_] Anon 1126256 >># this IS an INTERNET ANIMATION!!! so yea i opend all the doors, it was a pizza man asking for his money from the pizzas i squeezed through the door... i told him: 'FUCK YOU'
>> [_] Anon 1126257 GODDAMMIT, HOLD ON I'M COMING!! FUCKING DOORS!!
>> [_] Anon 1126263 OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER!
>> [_] Anon 1126268 hey im looking for an evolution game. its not really a play game but its cool to say the least anyone have it?
>> [_] Anon 1126269 *ding dong* GO THE FUCK AWAY!
>> [_] Anon 1126272 *ding dong* come in!
>> [_] Anon 1126276 Come through the window!
>> [_] Anon 1126278 I heard you liked opening doors, so I put some doors in your doors, so you can open while you open?
>> [_] Anon 1126307 i fucked up the flash, i tried to slam as many doors as i could at the same time and now it's tripping and making a horrible sound
>> [_] KCJ 1126335 theres nothing behind the last door...
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1126352 How many doors are doors in the doors, door doors doors, doors doors doors.... ... ... NIGGAH!
>> [_] Anon 1126358 couldn't get through the first door
>> [_] Anon 1126390 What If I open the other direction?
>> [_] Anon 1126400 http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3600/ 28354941.jpg Did I win?
>> [_] Anon 1126422 >># I did that too! ... Mine broke after that though If you do that, don't try to use the first door to push all the others... It will most likely either lag the fuck out of your comp, break the flash, make your ears bleed, or fuck something else up
>> [_] Anon 1126426 >># Did that then shut the very last door, holy fuck, sounded like a giant gay orgy of dick-whippings.

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[_] [?] .. Anon 1047575
>> [_] Anon 1047577 they prolly went away by now ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1047593 HOW DO I BEAT IT
>> [_] Anon 1047594 >># You don't, moron. Eventually you get to a point where all the doors are colliding in front of you, and you can't open any more.
>> [_] Anon 1047595 but then... who was door?!?!
>> [_] Anon 1047600 >># Thanks Mr. Cantrealizesarcasm
>> [_] Anon 1047672 is this just me or did anyone have resident evil nostalgia from this I think i just jizzed my pants
>> [_] Anon 1047692 http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2141/ doors.jpg Oh god what have I done
>> [_] Anon 1047713 >># it can be done a little more actually... you haven't done anything
>> [_] Anon 1047737 it was pretty funny what was behind the last door!

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[_] [G] where will this madness end Polysynchronicity 996797 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 996806 HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT
>> [_] Anon 996808 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 996877 WTF I COULDN'T FIND MY LOLI
>> [_] Anon 996878 goddamit i got to the last door but couldnt open it cuz the other doors where being faggots and wouldnt get teh fuck outta the way... GRR
>> [_] Anon 996880 >># UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Friendsofsandwiches 996893 i feel like I'm at home depot or somewhere checking out doors.
>> [_] + 996919 This.... is strangely hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 996929 how many fucking doors are there?
>> [_] Anon 996935 i think i broke mine by have a crap load of door right next to each other then trying to move them all.
>> [_] Anon 996945 there better be some tits at the end of this
>> [_] Anon 996953 well, at least it has an end.
>> [_] Anon 996986 Worth it.

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[_] [?] Doors Anon 906435 Doors
>> [_] Anon 906439 And here i was thinking that it was a jumper
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 906443 Oh cool, I made it to the end.
>> [_] Anon 906448 >># That's actuarly funny you said that because alot of people think there is no end.
>> [_] Anon 906487 >># Yeah funny that -_-
>> [_] Anon 906517 please...
>> [_] Anon 906578 ...I'll bite. Relaly?
>> [_] Anon 906581 pics or it didn't happen
>> [_] Anon 906583 >># here I just got to a point where I can't close the doors all the way to the left anymore. Now I have a huge cascade of doors.
>> [_] Anon 906634 >># Same... :(
>> [_] Anon 906664 >>#