File: Cyber UF2.swf-(4.79 MB, 640x400, Game)
[_] /r/ inside Anon 3264988 Can anyone post the .swf that is just a picture with a sea shanty esque song playing in the background about a man who wants to be a prostitute? The chorus goes something like "i want to be a harlot, a hooker or a whore, i want to be a prostitute a floozy and what's more"
>> [_] Anon 3264991 wtf is this game, why can't I start with my gun already out?
>> [_] Anon 3264992 >B R O K E N . S W F THANKS FOR WASTING MY 56K BANDWIDTH, FAGGOT.
>> [_] Anon 3265019 >># Because you can't. Hit s then click to draw, it is part of the challenge. You need to draw it first. >># >broken Seems to work for this anon >># It is from 2003 and contains that cell shaded 3d shit that people used to use sometimes. maybe you need some extra shockwave bullshit
>> [_] Anon 3265029 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3265031 >bullseye >bullseye >FAIL as I draw next bullseye What the fuck is this garbage?
>> [_] Anon 3265036 >># Thank you kind sir.
>> [_] Anon 3265037 >># The game used to be a lot easier back in the day because computers were a lot worse. In 2003 90% of people couldnt run this game at full speed, i doubt the creator even could. The speed was enhanced to curb the FPS drop, similar to older arcade games like metal slug 2 and shit.
>> [_] Anon 3265038 you can tab into the locked levels and hit space to play them
>> [_] Anon 3265092 >># Exactly this. I remember this game being significantly easier, but also laggier. It made the clock go down much more slowly. I'm struggling to get passed the first fucking level.
>> [_] Anon 3265123 >his S >draw gun >fire one shot >FAIL
>> [_] Anon 3265135 >tab to the last stage >hit S >chose a gun to the right >double uzi >Icandealwiththis.jpg >shoot and reload constantly aiming at one place I don't even know what's going on
>> [_] Anon 3265137 >have to draw the gun >while choosing the gun the sight also moves, fucking up where you previously aimed >explosions so big it covers all targets behind it >have to wait explosion gif to shoot target behind >reloading takes HALF of the available time >it's the first level. Yeah, i call bait.
>> [_] Anon 3265148 >># I managed to do the first level. As one guy said, it probably lagged computers when it first came out.

File: Cyber UF2.swf-(4.79 MB, 640x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2205819 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2205906 >># Holy shit, its almost as hard as attack on winnie the pooh
>> [_] Anon 2205923 i cant even do the very first thing
>> [_] Anon 2205928 it takes way too much time to draw the gun imho when it comes to shooting you can just click like a maniac and then reload with space but taking out the gun takes half of my time I did the first three missions for pistol
>> [_] Anon 2205968 What the hell kind of stupid design was that? I get it's a speed test, but what the fuck kind of shooting speed test makes you draw your gun from a menu?!
>> [_] Anon 2206018 this game sucks....