File: Cyber UF2.swf-(4.79 MB, 640x400, Game)
[_] /r/ inside Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)01:49:40 No.3264988
Can anyone post the .swf that is just a picture with a sea shanty esque song playing in the
background about a man who wants to be a prostitute?
The chorus goes something like "i want to be a harlot, a hooker or a whore, i want to be a
prostitute a floozy and what's more"
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)02:05:52 No.3264991
wtf is this game, why can't I start with my gun already out?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)02:12:17 No.3264992
>B R O K E N . S W F
THANKS FOR WASTING MY 56K BANDWIDTH, FAGGOT.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)02:51:05 No.3265019
>>3264991
Because you can't. Hit s then click to draw, it is part of the challenge. You need to draw it
first.
>>3264992
>broken
Seems to work for this anon >>3264991 It is from 2003 and contains that cell shaded 3d shit that
people used to use sometimes. maybe you need some extra shockwave bullshit
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)03:03:34 No.3265029
>>3265028
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)03:09:18 No.3265031
>bullseye
>bullseye
>FAIL as I draw next bullseye
What the fuck is this garbage?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)03:30:39 No.3265036
>>3265029
Thank you kind sir.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)03:31:58 No.3265037
>>3265031
The game used to be a lot easier back in the day because computers were a lot worse. In 2003 90%
of people couldnt run this game at full speed, i doubt the creator even could. The speed was
enhanced to curb the FPS drop, similar to older arcade games like metal slug 2 and shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)03:33:49 No.3265038
you can tab into the locked levels and hit space to play them
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:56:26 No.3265092
>>3265037
Exactly this. I remember this game being significantly easier, but also laggier. It made the
clock go down much more slowly. I'm struggling to get passed the first fucking level.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)11:39:26 No.3265123
>his S
>draw gun
>fire one shot
>FAIL
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)12:44:42 No.3265135
>tab to the last stage
>hit S
>chose a gun to the right
>double uzi
>Icandealwiththis.jpg
>shoot and reload constantly aiming at one place
I don't even know what's going on
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)12:51:30 No.3265137
>have to draw the gun
>while choosing the gun the sight also moves, fucking up where you previously aimed
>explosions so big it covers all targets behind it
>have to wait explosion gif to shoot target behind
>reloading takes HALF of the available time
>it's the first level.
Yeah, i call bait.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)13:36:03 No.3265148
>>3265137
I managed to do the first level. As one guy said, it probably lagged computers when it first came
out.
