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>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247832 Well there's something I never thought I'd see on 4chan. Christian music. iamokaywiththis.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1247833 nice post anon. i wonder how much of a difference it made... inb4 "christfag" and other flames x3
>> [_] Anon 1247834 i hope more people watch this lawls
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247836 Actually, this makes me wonder how many Christians actually frequent 4chan. I can't be the only one. >># Not sure if sarcasm.
>> [_] The Shermanator !!5ldwieKdHTG 1247840 >># Most of them won't openly admit it. Religion isn't hip right now.
>> [_] Anon 1247841 >># not sarcasm, also Christian
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247845 >># I don't think it's so much "Religion isn't hip" as it is people getting the wrong impression. They think Christian and imagine some bastard on a street corner with a bull horn condemning people to hell unless they repent. Organizations like God Hates Fags spreading messages of complete intolerance and the like. The world treats religion like Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation treats video games: finds a few bad parts of the whole and condemns the entire lot.
>> [_] Anon 1247848 made me feel empty...
>> [_] Anon 1247853 >># I think Christian and imagine some bastards decimating entire cultures because their God has a bigger dick than the other people's deities'.
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247867 >># Ah, you are thinking of Catholics... and Bush. Seriously, the Crusades were a long ass time ago.
>> [_] The Shermanator !!5ldwieKdHTG 1247873 >># Unfortunately Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity whether we like it or not.
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247875 >># Barely...
>> [_] Anon 1247881 This shows about the only thing any religion is good for. Charity. If anyone wants to believe they can show up on their own. Otherwise, just do the good work.
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247884 >># One thing I've learned in life is that people who share their religion with you generally don't want you to share your beliefs with them, so I can kind of understand where you are coming from. People who are in a religion, however, see it differently. Those who do not subscribe to whatever the religions demands for salvation are are destined for an eternity of suffering. This is true for Christians, Muslims, Jews and pretty much any religion with concepts of "sin" and "hell." To you, they are pushing their beliefs. To us, we're trying to save your life.
>> [_] Anon 1247892 That was surprisingly touching, all be it in an exceptionaly wussy way.
>> [_] Anon 1247896 What i learned from this: -Gangsters can be bribed into manual labour by coke cans -giving a double cheese burger to a dirty black girl is the epitome of charity. -you must be Christian to actually give a shit about the rest of mankind. -Christians make godawful flash's
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247898 >># The last one I can agree with. Despite the message, this is a really poorly made flash.
>> [_] Anon 1247903 wat I did not expect to see this after watching Maxwell Edison
>> [_] Anon 1247908 Y'know within the first 30 sec I thought "This looks like something they'd show at a Baptist camp". Sure enough... The flash is cheesy and campy. Also is it me or are most of the comments samefag? Not that I disagree with them, but I hate when people try to comment like 12 different people. >># "Religion isn't hip right now" Rly? "Hip"? Gives me the same feeling that every guy that becomes a Baptist grows a goatee and then later a beard.
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247909 >># I at least have only posted in here under my trip.
>> [_] Anon 1247910 HOW DID HE KNOW THEY ALL LIKED COKE?
>> [_] Anon 1247911 >># you at least deserve to die horribly in a sea of your so wanted attention :)
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247913 >># Hm? I just do it so I can find my posts. >># Because Pepsi is shit in comparison? Coca Cola is more American, whereas Pepsi is decidedly European.
>> [_] Anon 1247914 >># That is the worst excuse ever. Just letting you know mate!
>> [_] Anon 1247919 ITT Troll Country
>> [_] Pickapok the Bard !!faQwmPF5xv3 1247920 >># Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Additionally, when I clicked on this flash the first time I was expecting the song DARE from the old Transformers Movie.
>> [_] Anon 1247924 Oddly not a screamer/Hood/whatever. Huh.
>> [_] Anon 1247934 what an evil christian, he gave the black girl mcdonalds. not only is mcdonalds unhealthy, he is jesting her with MCD while he should have gotten her KFC. bastard should go to hell
>> [_] Anon 1247939 >Depending on your computer's graphical capabilites, this animation may have trouble running properly. If you are on a slower computer, set quality to medium or low. then you play it and it's shitugly
>> [_] Anon 1247942 >># >Coca Cola is more American, whereas Pepsi is decidedly European. i'd say that pepsi is more asian, in europe there's just as much coca cola as there is pepsi, if not more coca cola. here in sweden coca cola is a lot bigger
>> [_] Anon 1247955 lol what a trap go to the city.. CHANGE THE WORLD more like get stabbed randomly
>> [_] Anon 1247963 sweet flash!
>> [_] Anon 1247976 Did anyone else notice him running backwards during the football part?
>> [_] Anon 1247977 >># yeah, if you went to a niggergang in a dark allay and gave them coca cola i wonder what would happen
>> [_] Anon 1247989 Seemed okay...kept expecting funny to haoppen though...THEN the Bible showed up and I thought "God Dammit, a God Poker." Sorry but Christianity has too much of a negative image left on me to feel any fuzziness from this flash. And no i wasn't molested, just had an asshole for a priest.
>> [_] Anon 1247990 This is now a meme. Anyways, the evolutionary explanation for his generosity: reciprocal altruism. Simply put, but hardly complex enough to take into account all the minutiae, "I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine." What we see in the animation is a kind of altruism that is undoubtedly returned, in the example of the big, gangsta, black guy. With the help of some of that brawn, our hero becomes an influential philanthropist. And let's face it, the most influential philanthropists are well respected, and many, many women of the highest caliber would love to have their babies, assuming these selfless people are men.
>> [_] Anon 1247992 Part 2 (cont.) Very believably, his chief motivator in addition to "God" was an attractive (in the standards of this poor animation) girl named Ellie. Let's even suppose it was a completely platonic relationship. Successful transmission of ones own genetic code to offspring and subsequent grandchildren is how humans have become and continue to be a viable species.
>> [_] Anon 1247994 Part 3 (cont.) Yes, the second part of the equation - women. Women in general are pickier than men due to the nature of their physiology. It is far more taxing on the female to produce offspring in a few respects. Even menstruation draws precious blood to release the largest cell of the human body with a finite supply, the egg, in the hopes of catching a sperm (which is one of the smallest cells in the human body, and are virtually unlimited). Studies clearly show that most attractive women are quite choosy with their mates, and will exploit their looks in the quest for the acquisition of resources. Conversely, those women who aren't as attractive are better off to be promiscuous if they want to have a more level chance of having viable offspring. Where the hottie can be picky for a good child, the nottie increases the probability.
>> [_] Anon 1247995 Part 4 (final) Ellie is attractive, smart, and profound with a succinct message: "I dare you to move." Okay, it's a quote from a mediocre Christian band. Nevertheless, it's the impetus to action for this cartoon. She was attractive and thus picky, giving the main man inspiration to tap into his potential and present his resources to Ellie. They may or may not have married and copulated before he died, but most likely, he did have some great sex and lots of children if he indeed was a hardcore Christian and didn't believe in contraception. ~Anon
>> [_] Anon 1247996 >># Not a meme. Like Milhouse.
>> [_] Anon 1247998 >># He is too!
>> [_] Anon 1247999 >># No he isn't faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1248003 ppffffffftttttt, this flash is not for this site
>> [_] Anon 1248004 >># wtf
>> [_] Anon 1248006 fuck this shit nevar on 4chan i accidentally Christianity
>> [_] Anon 1248010 HOLY SHIT, NOBODY IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE A HOMELESS DUDE $5 COFFEE.
>> [_] Anon 1248013 This is just really, really bad. The moment the bible comes into it it just gets worse. It's basically ruined this song for me.
>> [_] Anon 1248014 >># What the hell are you talking about? Switchfoot is a fucking Christian rock band.
>> [_] Anon 1248016 JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, HOW COME NOBODY ELSE NOTICED HOW THE DIRTY NIGGER STARTED TO GO DOWN ON THE DUDE AFTER THE BLATANT PRODUCT PLACEMENT. Also, hobos want drugs/booze, not machiatos. It would be more likely the white hobo would just throw the fru fru beverage at the dude and scald his face forever.
>> [_] Anon 1248022 RULE 34
>> [_] Anon 1248033 LOL this is so fucking horrible and anyone who thinks this is good is literally a child
>> [_] Anon 1248040 The Beautiful Letdown was a great album. I don't care if you are or are not religious. Although I vastly preferred Meant to Live to Dare You To Move, though.
>> [_] Anon 1248042 >># Uh.
>> [_] Anon 1248044 >># Would you like to explain?
>> [_] Anon 1248051 I wasn't exactly expecting that from the video. Anyways it was cool to watch even though I'm not religious.
>> [_] Anon 1248052 Switchfoot is pretty scattered musically. They've made little contribution to the progress of music, and pretty much skim off various alternative artists. Sure, they're catchy and pretty, but catchy hardly constitutes great. Lady Fucking Gaga is catchy. Ricky Martin was catchy. Catchy can be horrible for the ears of the average American, since catchy is a lazy way of listening to music. Great albums are few and far between, and transcend catchy. Switchfoot has definitely not accomplished a great album. A better name for the album should be The Superficially Pretty Letdown.
>> [_] Anon 1248056 it sorta burns my soulz
>> [_] Anon 1248058 for all the reasons Christianity sucks Christian music sucks. it's propaganda for faggots
>> [_] Anon 1248061 >># >># >># >># tl;dr in before thread 404, score
>> [_] Anon 1248076 I see we have another 'guaranteed replies' flash
>> [_] Anon 1248084 saw this on newgrounds