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[_] [?] Its power is maximum. Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)21:44 No.941076
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)21:46 No.941079
Its a robot.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:18 No.941108
its a metal gear prototype
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 04/02/09(Thu)22:20 No.941111
the more i watch this the more scary it becomes..
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:26 No.941114
kicking it only makes it angrier
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:30 No.941117
OH MAN THIS THING IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
Why have troops carry supplies and maintaining some level of stealth, when we can give them a
walking mule that makes more sound then chainsaws mating?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:36 No.941120
>>941117
lol because the final will definitely be EXACTLY like the prototypes in every way.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:39 No.941123
It's called "big dog". As I understand it DARPA is funding it to be basically like a robotic
beast of burden. I've seen scarier shit than this like autonomous hovering armed shit that tasers
you, bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:44 No.941127
Next thing you know it'll be shitting radioactive waste and making loud obnoxious MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sounds.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:47 No.941130
its one big metal gear-ish step tward death by robots
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:51 No.941135
>>941123
Wrong this is big dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)22:58 No.941137
>>941117
Because that robot is carrying 20 times more weight than any soldier could carry
>> [_] Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)23:08 No.941140
METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 04/02/09(Thu)23:45 No.941155
>>941135
i laughed.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)00:17 No.941175
Hideo Kojima was right D:
>> [_] That Guy 04/03/09(Fri)00:26 No.941180
No mater how many times I see the Big Dog, it still makes me feel very uncomfortable : (
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)00:29 No.941181
>>941180
i know what you mean..
that feeling you get.. way down.. in your pants..
its indescribable.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)00:38 No.941185
Thats fucking BigDog
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)00:39 No.941187
This is one of our future overlords
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)00:48 No.941189
amazing engineering
>> [_] HughesDePayens !oTR3FXiLNE 04/03/09(Fri)00:55 No.941194
Now they just need to make this 100x bigger and add 2 huge lasers...it'll be perfect to take out
a snowy regime's base.
>> [_] Mary !GJ6gTl.OZ. 04/03/09(Fri)00:55 No.941195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G59zTXVHHU
This is creepier
Looks like something you'd see in the citidel or something
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:04 No.941198
BigDog will come to your house and step on your face in your sleep
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:13 No.941206
>>941195
That's not creepy, that's cool. Weird noncartesian positioning systems are always cool.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:19 No.941209
O shi-! War is over, guys. Humanity lost.
>>941195
This is not scary.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:19 No.941210
Made in the USA. By robots.
>> [_] Mary !GJ6gTl.OZ. 04/03/09(Fri)01:36 No.941217
>>941206
>>941209
Kindaa
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:38 No.941218
That looks like something right out of the H.P. Lovecraft universe.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:41 No.941220
>>941185
Your MOM is fucking BigDog!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)01:51 No.941227
BigDog
>> [_] As requested Brosuke !2RPe8qY0aw 04/03/09(Fri)02:29 No.941247
>Funded by DARPA
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)02:33 No.941249
We've come a long way baby
notice when he kicks it and it automatically tries to gain its own balance? thats fucking amazing
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)03:16 No.941272
This thing is utterly terrifying for some reason. The grating sound of its mechanisms, it is like
the moaning of a soul-less yet living creature damned to be our slave. Also the way it moves,
though intuitive movement mimicing natural balance is the goal, is absolutely unnerving.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)03:26 No.941273
>>941272
I agree
>> [_] As requested Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)03:36 No.941277
>>941272
sounds and moves like two Metal Gears mating to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)03:39 No.941278
Metal Gear: Big Dog
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)03:47 No.941283
omg fucking awesome, i was astounded when that thing didn't tip over when kicked, and also at the
ice part.
fitting file name too
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)04:01 No.941289
I for one welcome out new buzzing self-righting overlords.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)04:05 No.941292
>>941272
The buzzing sound is from a tiny gasoline generator because batteries suck.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)04:51 No.941306
Big dog always makes my jaw drop. This thing is fucking amazing.
>> [_] Alcoholic Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)05:02 No.941307
I thought it was a gigantic fly at first from the sound of it!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)05:07 No.941312
It's a Hunter from HL2 in real life
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)05:53 No.941323
It's certainly an incredible feat of engineering, but thankfully humans are also quite clever at
engineering simple ways to outsmart robots like that.
As in, PRIMITIVE tools to combat cutting edge shit like that. Tripwire, beartrap... big fucking
magnet. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)05:56 No.941325
Reminds me of when two guys dress up as a horse.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:18 No.941334
millions of dollars and they design a walking robot, big deal ive been doing that for years
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:32 No.941336
>>941334
Good luck making one that can walk on practically all terrain and posses genuine balance.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:35 No.941337
>>941336
i meant walking ( ._.)
ive been walking for years..... (*._.)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:46 No.941343
>>941323
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
gb2/b/
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:49 No.941344
>>941337
>( ._.)
gb2/gaia/
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:57 No.941346
>>941344
ECKS DEEE
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)06:59 No.941348
moar like bigdick HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>> [_] 04/03/09(Fri)07:07 No.941352
It must have been an Imperial Droid, if they didn't know that we were here, they do now!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)07:35 No.941369
ah Big dog, Possibly one of the sexiest displays of robotics stability algorythems.
I'd hit it.
>> [_] Doomzzg 04/03/09(Fri)07:41 No.941374
>>941352
It's a trap!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)08:40 No.941391
Creepiest thing for me was when he kicked it. That's some uncanny fucking valley right there.
>> [_] !FalosJ9ma6 04/03/09(Fri)08:47 No.941393
Lifelike tex-- motion? Guess that's cool.
Depending on the land it's used, the legs might not need to be so long, a lower center of gravity
is easier cost/gain for a lot of factors 'n variables 'n shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)09:39 No.941427
Technology rocks
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)09:50 No.941433
snake!! Snnaaaakkeee! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)09:56 No.941437
Must kill the fucking Pope with this thing!
"Away Lucifer! Stay back foul one wh-"
"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)10:10 No.941444
>>941283
>>941249
>notice when he kicks it and it lurches towards the viewer, emitting a scream full of soulless,
abiding anger born from the tearing and grinding of metal upon vengeful metal
>> [_] Anonymous 04/03/09(Fri)10:15 No.941449
I want to see a fucking TANK made out of this.
In after Metal Gear prototype.
