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[_] [?] KILL IT WITH FIRE Anon 1020104 something out of doom or resident evil Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Ghosts !!enj5gmsbIpN 1020108 It's a military vehicle. We found this out like a year ago. They're developing them to carry supplies to soldiers during battle. Forgot what they're called.
>> [_] Anon 1020117 How long before the first real life metal gear?
>> [_] Anon 1020118 SILENT HILL
>> [_] Anon 1020141 Search robotic mule on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1020152 OH GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING ROBOT EVER BUILT, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IT MAKE THAT NOISE HAHAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT EVERY SECOND OF THIS
>> [_] Anon 1020153 METAL GEAR?!
>> [_] Anon 1020156 i would like to build robots like those... (yes hire me as developer muthafuckers)
>> [_] Anon 1020160 Fuck yeah BigDog robotic cargo-carrier
>> [_] Anon 1020174 >># still in develpment . . . body isn't enclosed to contain the sound of the motor running >_> Well at least I'd hope they were intending to silence it with an outer shell if the whole bit about it being for military use to carry supplies . .if not it'd give away positions rather easy wouldn't it? as for the look makes me think of those tree cutters that look like giant bugs so they could scale up hillsides grab a tree cut it and as it's falling move the tree through the grabber stripping off branches then cut it into sections.
>> [_] Anon 1020175 The most impressive part is where it slips on the ice and still recovers
>> [_] Anon 1020219 guys its metal gear!
>> [_] Anon 1020220 Silent Metal Gear Hill. ._.
>> [_] Anon 1020230 METAL GEAR!
>> [_] Anon 1020251 >># Silent Gear
>> [_] Anon 1020272 >># Nothing silent about that.

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[_] [?] Anon 943338 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 943341 The beginning of the end.
>> [_] Anon 943347 OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE looks like a demon out of DOOM or something, im gunna have nightmares now
>> [_] Anon 943348 Looks like mobile internet
>> [_] Pineapple !mUMmCCw6Lc 943349 And the rise of the machines commences.
>> [_] Anon 943350 FUCKING EPIC, DID you see how it jumped? LETS mount claws , teeth , and chainsaws on this thing and use it to kill people
>> [_] Anon 943353 Who's that Pokemon?!
>> [_] Anon 943363 Its not a Army implementation for Recon, maybe more like a Light Transport for Munitions ( ammo, Food, Supplies like razors and shit. ) Definately too loud to be recon. and definately too expensive for battle. it looks so damn fragile and elegant. i would actually love to have one :P
>> [_] Anon 943364 okay, first thing I thought with the noise was Silent Hill creature WUT. But this is pretty cool despite how "smart" it is.
>> [_] Anon 943365 What the hell? People seriously don't know about this old news?
>> [_] Anon 943368 METAL GEAR!
>> [_] Anon 943438 im scared guys
>> [_] Anon 943445 I will never sleep again.
>> [_] Anon 943478 http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/se c.php?section=BigDog WE ARE DOOMED
>> [_] Anon 943504 >># Look at the end. It's DARPA. Metal Gear is moving. God help us.
>> [_] Anon 943525 I want to buy one, and make it my stead. HIGH HO BIGDOG!
>> [_] Sin 943534 Watching this thing makes me so sad :/
>> [_] Anon 943536 I think its kinda cute. BUT WHY DID THAT ASSHOLE KICK IT? I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM IF I SEE HIM!!
>> [_] Anon 943537 Strap a bomb to it.
>> [_] Anon 943540 BigDog is old news, guys... but the sound it makes still freaks me out. MERRARRARRRARRRARRRARRRARRRARRRRRRARR... Like some kind of psychotic sheep.
>> [_] Anon 943541 WTF LAWN MOWER
>> [_] Anon 943544 When it slipped on the ice.. D:
>> [_] Anon 943548 i lol'd when it slipped in the ice XD
>> [_] Anon 943549 wtf?
>> [_] Anon 943550 I have always had the suspicion that BigDog was fake, has anyone ever had confirmation either way?
>> [_] Anon 943566 Its like a hunter from HL2:e2 except it sounds like a fucking giant bee.
>> [_] Anon 943573 old big dog, is old!

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[_] [?] Its power is maximum. Anon 941076 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 941079 Its a robot.
>> [_] Anon 941108 its a metal gear prototype
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 941111 the more i watch this the more scary it becomes..
>> [_] Anon 941114 kicking it only makes it angrier
>> [_] Anon 941117 OH MAN THIS THING IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! Why have troops carry supplies and maintaining some level of stealth, when we can give them a walking mule that makes more sound then chainsaws mating?
>> [_] Anon 941120 >># lol because the final will definitely be EXACTLY like the prototypes in every way.
>> [_] Anon 941123 It's called "big dog". As I understand it DARPA is funding it to be basically like a robotic beast of burden. I've seen scarier shit than this like autonomous hovering armed shit that tasers you, bro.
>> [_] Anon 941127 Next thing you know it'll be shitting radioactive waste and making loud obnoxious MOOOOOOOOOOOOO sounds.
>> [_] Anon 941130 its one big metal gear-ish step tward death by robots
>> [_] Anon 941135 >># Wrong this is big dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRF Jc
>> [_] Anon 941137 >># Because that robot is carrying 20 times more weight than any soldier could carry
>> [_] Anon 941140 METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 941155 >># i laughed.
>> [_] Anon 941175 Hideo Kojima was right D:
>> [_] That Guy 941180 No mater how many times I see the Big Dog, it still makes me feel very uncomfortable : (
>> [_] Anon 941181 >># i know what you mean.. that feeling you get.. way down.. in your pants.. its indescribable.
>> [_] Anon 941185 Thats fucking BigDog
>> [_] Anon 941187 This is one of our future overlords
>> [_] Anon 941189 amazing engineering
>> [_] HughesDePayens !oTR3FXiLNE 941194 Now they just need to make this 100x bigger and add 2 huge lasers...it'll be perfect to take out a snowy regime's base.
>> [_] Mary !GJ6gTl.OZ. 941195 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G59zTXVH HU This is creepier Looks like something you'd see in the citidel or something
>> [_] Anon 941198 BigDog will come to your house and step on your face in your sleep
>> [_] Anon 941206 >># That's not creepy, that's cool. Weird noncartesian positioning systems are always cool.
>> [_] Anon 941209 O shi-! War is over, guys. Humanity lost. >># This is not scary.
>> [_] Anon 941210 Made in the USA. By robots.
>> [_] Mary !GJ6gTl.OZ. 941217 >># >># Kindaa
>> [_] Anon 941218 That looks like something right out of the H.P. Lovecraft universe.
>> [_] Anon 941220 >># Your MOM is fucking BigDog!
>> [_] Anon 941227 BigDog
>> [_] As requested Brosuke !2RPe8qY0aw 941247 >Funded by DARPA SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>> [_] Anon 941249 We've come a long way baby notice when he kicks it and it automatically tries to gain its own balance? thats fucking amazing
>> [_] Anon 941272 This thing is utterly terrifying for some reason. The grating sound of its mechanisms, it is like the moaning of a soul-less yet living creature damned to be our slave. Also the way it moves, though intuitive movement mimicing natural balance is the goal, is absolutely unnerving.
>> [_] Anon 941273 >># I agree
>> [_] As requested Anon 941277 >># sounds and moves like two Metal Gears mating to me.
>> [_] Anon 941278 Metal Gear: Big Dog
>> [_] Anon 941283 omg fucking awesome, i was astounded when that thing didn't tip over when kicked, and also at the ice part. fitting file name too
>> [_] Anon 941289 I for one welcome out new buzzing self-righting overlords.
>> [_] Anon 941292 >># The buzzing sound is from a tiny gasoline generator because batteries suck.
>> [_] Anon 941306 Big dog always makes my jaw drop. This thing is fucking amazing.
>> [_] Alcoholic Anon 941307 I thought it was a gigantic fly at first from the sound of it!
>> [_] Anon 941312 It's a Hunter from HL2 in real life
>> [_] Anon 941323 It's certainly an incredible feat of engineering, but thankfully humans are also quite clever at engineering simple ways to outsmart robots like that. As in, PRIMITIVE tools to combat cutting edge shit like that. Tripwire, beartrap... big fucking magnet. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> [_] Anon 941325 Reminds me of when two guys dress up as a horse.
>> [_] Anon 941334 millions of dollars and they design a walking robot, big deal ive been doing that for years
>> [_] Anon 941336 >># Good luck making one that can walk on practically all terrain and posses genuine balance.
>> [_] Anon 941337 >># i meant walking ( ._.) ive been walking for years..... (*._.)
>> [_] Anon 941343 >># >ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH gb2/b/
>> [_] Anon 941344 >># >( ._.) gb2/gaia/
>> [_] Anon 941346 >># ECKS DEEE
>> [_] Anon 941348 moar like bigdick HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] 941352 It must have been an Imperial Droid, if they didn't know that we were here, they do now!
>> [_] Anon 941369 ah Big dog, Possibly one of the sexiest displays of robotics stability algorythems. I'd hit it.
>> [_] Doomzzg 941374 >># It's a trap!
>> [_] Anon 941391 Creepiest thing for me was when he kicked it. That's some uncanny fucking valley right there.
>> [_] !FalosJ9ma6 941393 Lifelike tex-- motion? Guess that's cool. Depending on the land it's used, the legs might not need to be so long, a lower center of gravity is easier cost/gain for a lot of factors 'n variables 'n shit.
>> [_] Anon 941427 Technology rocks
>> [_] Anon 941433 snake!! Snnaaaakkeee! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee!
>> [_] Anon 941437 Must kill the fucking Pope with this thing! "Away Lucifer! Stay back foul one wh-" "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! !"
>> [_] Anon 941444 >># >># >notice when he kicks it and it lurches towards the viewer, emitting a scream full of soulless, abiding anger born from the tearing and grinding of metal upon vengeful metal
>> [_] Anon 941449 I want to see a fucking TANK made out of this. In after Metal Gear prototype.