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[_] [G] don't shit your pants fags Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:02 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:06 No.

  I'm not wearing any pants.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:12 No.

  play
  pull door
  go to toilet
  shit

  shit

  take off pants
  shit

  kill self

  (wait until timer runs out)

  pull door
  go to toilet
  shit

  missing 6, 7, 8 and final.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:17 No.

  shit before typing play

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:21 No.

  I AM THE SHIT KING

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:27 No.

  take pills, fart lightly, then wait

>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 05/26/09(Tue)00:29 No.

  I'm the king of shit!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:41 No.

  take pills
  fart lightly

  wait for it

>> [_] King of Shit 05/26/09(Tue)00:59 No.

  Someone called me?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:00 No.

  >>987660
  Not that I recall, but welcome anyway!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:10 No.

  take off pants
  shit

  I WIN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:21 No.

  Take the pills

  Fart lightly

  THEN WAIT UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS DOWN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:29 No.

  I AM THE SHIT KING. LOOK AT MY FUCKING CROWN.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:35 No.

  http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants/

  If you want to rate or comment to the creator. I lol'd so I gave him 5/5

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:40 No.

  >>987687
  some faggots gave him 1/5 because they couldn't work out how to start the game? fucking morons.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:40 No.

  Take off pants

  commit suicide

  win???

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:43 No.

  Survival horror at its best.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:57 No.

  best game ever

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:03 No.

  I still think the ability to shit your pants before the game begins is the best feature of this
  game.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:11 No.

  take off pants
  put pants back on

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:13 No.

  I laughed so hard I nearly blacked out. Unfortunately, I just took a shit before finding this :(

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:32 No.

  I refuse to conform to society. I shall shit my pants forever.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:53 No.

  Award spoilers:

  1- pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit

  2- tell him to take his pants off and shit. do not open the door or sit on the toilet

  3- tell him to shit right at the start, without doing anything else first

  4- pull door, sit on toilet, shit, but don't take pants off

  5- tell him to kill himself

  6- type "fart gently" in the box at the start, then immediately type "take pills". wait around
  and you'll get the award.

  7- You get this as a byproduct of completing 6

  8- Tell him to shit at the starting menu before the game even begins (the one where you have to
  type play / awards/ delete)

  9- let time run out without telling him to shit

  10- completeion award, you get it by finishing 1-9.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)03:48 No.

  Just right click and hit play a bunch of time, lol

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)05:00 No.

  SHIT KING WOOOO

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)06:37 No.

  Does anyone feel the need to shit after playing this game?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)07:17 No.

  how to start the game!?! wtf

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)07:54 No.

  Shit King and i have the crown to prove it!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)09:22 No.

  Being the shit King... Feels good man.

>> [_] CHAD WARDEN !YNW..KR/is 05/26/09(Tue)09:29 No.

  suk dick gay niggas like a dildo

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)10:49 No.

  EASTER EGG:

  Type "use your splash attack"

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)11:25 No.

  >>987902

  You can just type the word "attack" along with anything else, such as "heart attack".

>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)11:47 No.

  TEE-HEE! I AM THE SHIT KING!