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[_] [G] don't shit your pants fags Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:02 No.987615
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:06 No.987620
I'm not wearing any pants.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:12 No.987628
play
pull door
go to toilet
shit
shit
take off pants
shit
kill self
(wait until timer runs out)
pull door
go to toilet
shit
missing 6, 7, 8 and final.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:17 No.987633
shit before typing play
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:21 No.987634
I AM THE SHIT KING
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:27 No.987640
take pills, fart lightly, then wait
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 05/26/09(Tue)00:29 No.987642
I'm the king of shit!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)00:41 No.987650
take pills
fart lightly
wait for it
>> [_] King of Shit 05/26/09(Tue)00:59 No.987660
Someone called me?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:00 No.987661
>>987660
Not that I recall, but welcome anyway!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:10 No.987668
take off pants
shit
I WIN
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:21 No.987678
Take the pills
Fart lightly
THEN WAIT UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS DOWN
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:29 No.987685
I AM THE SHIT KING. LOOK AT MY FUCKING CROWN.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:35 No.987687
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants/
If you want to rate or comment to the creator. I lol'd so I gave him 5/5
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:40 No.987690
>>987687
some faggots gave him 1/5 because they couldn't work out how to start the game? fucking morons.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:40 No.987693
Take off pants
commit suicide
win???
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:43 No.987694
Survival horror at its best.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)01:57 No.987700
best game ever
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:03 No.987703
I still think the ability to shit your pants before the game begins is the best feature of this
game.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:11 No.987707
take off pants
put pants back on
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:13 No.987708
I laughed so hard I nearly blacked out. Unfortunately, I just took a shit before finding this :(
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:32 No.987716
I refuse to conform to society. I shall shit my pants forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)02:53 No.987724
Award spoilers:
1- pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit
2- tell him to take his pants off and shit. do not open the door or sit on the toilet
3- tell him to shit right at the start, without doing anything else first
4- pull door, sit on toilet, shit, but don't take pants off
5- tell him to kill himself
6- type "fart gently" in the box at the start, then immediately type "take pills". wait around
and you'll get the award.
7- You get this as a byproduct of completing 6
8- Tell him to shit at the starting menu before the game even begins (the one where you have to
type play / awards/ delete)
9- let time run out without telling him to shit
10- completeion award, you get it by finishing 1-9.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)03:48 No.987741
Just right click and hit play a bunch of time, lol
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)05:00 No.987769
SHIT KING WOOOO
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)06:37 No.987793
Does anyone feel the need to shit after playing this game?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)07:17 No.987802
how to start the game!?! wtf
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)07:54 No.987833
Shit King and i have the crown to prove it!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)09:22 No.987851
Being the shit King... Feels good man.
>> [_] CHAD WARDEN !YNW..KR/is 05/26/09(Tue)09:29 No.987855
suk dick gay niggas like a dildo
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)10:49 No.987902
EASTER EGG:
Type "use your splash attack"
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)11:25 No.987922
>>987902
You can just type the word "attack" along with anything else, such as "heart attack".
>> [_] Anonymous 05/26/09(Tue)11:47 No.987928
TEE-HEE! I AM THE SHIT KING!
