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[_] Anon 3506043
>> [_] Anon 3506046 wut if u ate door huehuehue
>> [_] Anon 3506061 i shitted

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[_] Scaturday Anon 3503565 It's scaturdday! Let's take a shit everyone! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3503566 >shit 4 times before i tried the door lol
>> [_] Anon 3503575 Arguably one of the best text based adventure games out there.
>> [_] Anon 3503587 >># and it's shit!
>> [_] Anon 3503602 I never thought a lets play could make me this horny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulqwbmq4 jDs I guess just hearing a woman say "I need to shit" is enough to get me off
>> [_] dedo 3503607 >># try touching grass maybe that will get you off too
>> [_] Anon 3503634 >># That was a shitty joke you just made there XD
>> [_] Anon 3503649 >># I'D RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO POUR SOME DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR!
>> [_] Anon 3503671 reminder to >take pills

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[_] Anon 3500214

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[_] Anon 3489066 This shouldn't be too hard
>> [_] Anon 3489073 I shitted and fartted
>> [_] Anon 3489089 Open door Sit on toilet Shit Yay, I shat my pants.
>> [_] Anon 3489100 >># take your pants off before you shit, dummy
>> [_] Anon 3489113 Open door get on floor everybody shit the dinosaur
>> [_] Anon 3489116 >># Don't tell him how to live his life.
>> [_] Anon 3489118 >># Virgin Poo in loo Chad Street shitter Thad mart sharter!

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[_] Anon 3475172

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[_] Anon 3449264 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3449274 It really sucks that I can remember exactly how to 100% this game after years but can't seem to remember simple instructions from an hour ago
>> [_] Anon 3449338 This purple Dwight D Eisenhower can't do anything, except shit his pants
>> [_] Anon 3449345 >># its very important to not shit your pants, it could be considered a social suicide
>> [_] Anon 3449355 >># He also shits on the floor. That's why they call him the Shit King.
>> [_] nog !z8fdBecnvI 3449359 shit my pants

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[_] Anon 3445584 IT'S TIME (to not shit your pants) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3445588 I'm sorry, I failed.
>> [_] Anon 3445590 >># it's not working.
>> [_] Anon 3445591 >># typed Shit, Shit my pants
>> [_] Anon 3445592 real life lessons
>> [_] Anon 3445596 HOW DO I WIN TOO HARD
>> [_] Anon 3445597 >># >play >wait to see what to do >shit pants >play >die
>> [_] Anon 3445600 i've never beat this game over the 11 years of seeing it yes i "newfag"
>> [_] Anon 3445601 >successfully open door >successfully sit on toilet >successfully shit >forgot to take pants off damn.
>> [_] Anon 3445609 How do you get awards 6 and 7?
>> [_] Anon 3445614 >># fart softly, eat pills
>> [_] Anon 3445629 >># Click to the right of the '>' at the bottom Pretty proud of myself /f/. Just beat my any% speedrun: 0.637 seconds of shitting on the floor. Pretty sure that's a world record.
>> [_] Anon 3445630 >># That's nothing. I can do it without opening the flash
>> [_] Anon 3445633 >># >># I KNEEL
>> [_] Anon 3445653 >># kek
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3445662 Best game ever, dont @ me
>> [_] Anon 3445664 >># it's still not working.
>> [_] Anon 3445665 how do i get award 4 and shit king
>> [_] Anon 3445676 >># shit's fine on my computer >># Sit on the toilet and shit with your pants on. The last award is just getting all the other rewards

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[_] Anon 3437741

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[_] Old flash The_Kuns 3434938
>> [_] Anon 3434940 Drop Pants Shit.
>> [_] Anon 3434973 >># I like to sit on the toilet and shit my pants
>> [_] Anon 3434977 >># Die is also a good one.

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[_] shid Anon 3425921

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[_] Anon 3413278
>> [_] Anon 3413314 Neat, I was just thinking about this game the other day.
>> [_] Anon 3413317 >he doesn't shit his pants before the game starts plebs all of you

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[_] well it's a game Anon 3379460
>> [_] Anon 3379497 Bes gam
>> [_] Anon 3379509 >type "play" to play WUT >types "fart" as first command BAD ENDING Prolly a 10/10 gaem, but I can't tell
>> [_] Anon 3379527 >suicide
>> [_] Anon 3379561 >take off pants >fart.
>> [_] Anon 3379573 How do I get awards 6, 7 and the final one?
>> [_] Anon 3379575 >># You get the final one by BEING THE SHIT KING BOW TO ME PEASANT check your pockets

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[_] Anon 3347473
>> [_] Anon 3347538 >># OOOHHHH SHIT!! FINALY!!!
>> [_] Anon 3347552 kill self works lol

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[_] Don't shit your pants Anon 3326503
>> [_] Anon 3326608 shit play shit play take pills fart softly >wait for timer play remove pants shit play die play >wait for timer play pull door sit on toilet shit play pull door remove pants sit on toilet shit

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[_] Anon 3323063
>> [_] Anon 3323088 Drop pants Take a shit THAT'S ALL FOLKS
>> [_] Anon 3323118 >># how do I get 6 and 7?
>> [_] Anon 3323132 >># >take pills >fart softly >wait until time runs out.

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[_] Anon 3307321
>> [_] Anon 3307326 Oops.
>> [_] Anon 3307400 how do i get the inevitable trophies
>> [_] Anon 3307401 Award #1: Thinking (and shitting) inside the box play pull door remove pants enter toilet shit Award #2: Mr. Efficient play remove pants shit Award #3: Shitting 101 play shit Award #4: So close and yet so far play pull door enter toilet shit Award #5: Sep-poo-ku play die Award #6: Holding off for the inevitable play fart light look pants take pills pull door remove pants enter toilet followed by Award #7: the inevitable Award #8: Shitting at the starting gun shit Award #9: Slow typer play remove pants take pills

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[_] Anon 3293098
>> [_] Anon 3293200 >look at hair >you shed a single tear lawl

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[_] [A][M][E] Anon 3280253 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3280257 >no masturbate command shit game
>> [_] Anon 3280331 Achievements: 1. Take off pants --> shit 2. Fart 3. pull door --> sit on toilet --> shit 4. kill yourself 5 and 6. check pockets --> take pills --> fart gently --> [wait] 7. type "shit" instead of "play" 8. take off pants --> [wait] And, of course, actually shit on the toilet
>> [_] Anon 3280391 what a shit game

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[_] Anon 3260134
>> [_] Anon 3260138 oh yes, I'm the king of shit pants now :D
>> [_] Anon 3260173 >># You must have a higher IQ than me then.
>> [_] Anon 3260176 >># yeah, figuring out numerous ways how to shit myself is truly a blessing of having a higher IQ
>> [_] Anon 3260205 1) type: pull door , pants off , sit on toilet , shit 2) pants off , shit 3) just type : shit 4) pull door , sit on toilet , shit 5) type : suicide 6) fart gently , take pills , and then just wait 7) u get it automatically with 6) 8) before u start the game type shit 9) pants off , wait for the time to end
>> [_] Anon 3260208 >># >fart gently kek fart lightly is what I used
>> [_] Anon 3260215 >># >5) type : suicide I used "die"
>> [_] Anon 3260219 >># I said softly.

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[_] WINTERBALL Anon 3177705 Regarding the coming event, we asked /t/ >>>/t/744599 and looks like they already rejected. Should we ask another board? Also, a lot of other boards have remade their -tan, I think we could give a try to make another /f/-tan. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3177714 1) type: pull door , pants off , sit on toilet , shit 2) pants off , shit 3) just type : shit 4) pull door , sit on toilet , shit 5) type : suicide 6) fart gently , take pills , and then just wait 7) u get it automatically with 6) 8) before u start the game type shit 9) pants off , wait for the time to end Final) complete all other awards
>> [_] Anon 3177722 what are some other text based games that have a funny vibe to them?
>> [_] Anon 3177736 >># man, nobody cares about us. we're the fucking wallflower of the board. also, who the fuck is gonna draw a /f/-tan, all the content creators are long gone
>> [_] Anon 3177739 >># I have a couple more I could post later >># doesn't matter if it gets draw or not, let's just discuss if it has potential or anything. Give ideas and so, I think we could be part of this autism at least to participate as a whole website.
>> [_] Anon 3177746 >># You know, I'm not sure if that poll was accurate because a lot of the people seemed to not like the idea of the ball in the first place, so there might be people who voted for people /t/ to go with someone else when they really don't like the whole board-tan thing in the first place. I don't think we should make another poll though. >># /i/ or /ic/ have people who draw, maybe they'd be willing to have /f/ there. Someone in >># drew something newer (I think, I haven't seen it on the shimmie out of the few pictures of /f/-tan at all)
>> [_] Anon 3177751 >># Whops >>>/i/485076
>> [_] Anon 3177753 >># we should go just to stay alive, this board is pretty dead and little OC comes by. I was not aware of the poll, but if no one wants to then maybe next year
>> [_] Anon 3177800 >># I think I'll ask /i/
>> [_] Anon 3177816 its because >winterball is complete auti sm and noone rea lly giv es a shi t
>> [_] Anon 3177817 >># dubs says do it
>> [_] Anon 3177854 >># Thank you
>> [_] Anon 3177860 >># Crossboarder here, in my opinion you guys have one of the best-designed board-tans. Good luck with finding a date! You can do it!
>> [_] Anon 3177862 >># We should ask /ck/ and link them the swf of beefu stronganffu as a gift
>> [_] Anon 3177864 >># or ask /v/, since their shit gets posted here all the time
>> [_] Anon 3177867 >># >># /ck/ is married to /co/, and /cock/ is basically unbreakable. /v/ has had every single one of their threads except for one deleted this year.
>> [_] Anon 3177877 >># what about /gif or /s4s
>> [_] Anon 3177883 >># [s4s] is going with /c/ fuck /gif/, webm was a mistake
>> [_] Anon 3177885 >># /gif/ doesn't seem to have had any threads on it so far (so they're either apathetic, haven't realized it's time, or have been getting their threads deleted like /v/). [s4s] asked /c/ already. /w/ and /wg/ don't seem like they're doing anything, and both those board-tans are female.
>> [_] Anon 3177888 >># OR how about /hm? I think this board board should just come out as gay already, what with thursgay and all or even better, we could ask /fit
>> [_] Anon 3177891 >># /fit/ with /lit/ Let's ask /news/ since they have no images too.
>> [_] Anon 3177892 >># >># or /jp?
>> [_] Anon 3177910 >># That's who I suggested on our first thread. Or /wsg/.

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[_] first flash Anon 3157609
>> [_] Anon 3157695 Always loved this simple flash, thanks OP By the way, you have a command that's "eat pills" and I don't think the game ever hints at that.

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[_] Anon 3108972 become the shit king
>> [_] Anon 3109026 How do I become shit king??? I need this!
>> [_] Anon 3109031 >># eat pills
>> [_] Anon 3109036 >># then what?
>> [_] Anon 3109088 >># ... dont shit your pants.. remove pants = win
>> [_] Anon 3109089 >># kill self
>> [_] Anon 3109098 >># Fart lightly

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[_] Anon 3054345
>> [_] Anon 3054449 got all the achievements because i am the best at pooping
>> [_] Anon 3054450 >># shitting

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[_] Anon 3008470 Don't shit your pants
>> [_] Anon 3008479 It's been years. Thank you anon- what a true survival horror.

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[_] Anon 2922263
>> [_] Anon 2922387 pills
>> [_] Anon 2922396 This game is hard :(
>> [_] Anon 2922403 >># awards guide: 1) pull door, drop pants, sit on toilet, shit 2) drop pants, shit 3) shit 4) pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5) die 6) take pills, fart softly 7) wait 10 seconds after getting 6 8) type "shit" instead of "play" 9) wait until the timer runs out

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[_] Anon 2906020
>> [_] Anon 2906023 best
>> [_] Anon 2906026 don't know how to 6 or 7
>> [_] Anon 2906029 >># fart lightly then take pills, wait for time to run out.
>> [_] Anon 2906039 5 & 9?
>> [_] Anon 2906040 >># kill yourself and don't type anything.
>> [_] Anon 2906055 what's 8?
>> [_] Anon 2906057 >># instead of typing "start", type "shit"
>> [_] Anon 2906059 What's 4? Got all of them except that, and final award unless that's given by getting 4.
>> [_] Anon 2906060 >># Nevermind. Got it.

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[_] Anon 2844288

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[_] Anon 2757432
>> [_] Anon 2757472 pull door remove pants enter toilet fart soft shit
>> [_] Anon 2757555 This was always the best game.

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[_] Anon 2755832

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[_] Your pants Anon 2748776 Don't shit them.
>> [_] Anon 2748871 don t tell me what to do
>> [_] Anon 2748877 >># clench ass cheeks
>> [_] Anon 2748885 1,2,3,4, and 9? How do I get the other achievements?
>> [_] Anon 2748889 >># For 8 type shit at the title screen
>> [_] Anon 2748913 >># 5: Kill yourself 6: Check your pockets 7: Fart softly 8: Shit at the title screen
>> [_] Anon 2748967 1. do it right 2. take off pants -> shit 3. shit your pants 4. shit on toilet w/ pants on 5.kill yourself 6 +7. search pockets, eat pills fart softly 8. shit on starting screen 9. take off your pants and let time run out

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[_] 10/10 - IGN Anon 2697911 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2697925 It was made by the guys who also created Rogue Legacy, for anyone interested.
>> [_] Anon 2697935 how the fuck do you get the mister efficient achievment
>> [_] Anon 2697937 >># Shit on the floor
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 2697942 do "fart softly" give you more time
>> [_] Anon 2697992 >># no "SHIT" sherlock xD
>> [_] Anon 2697993 Oh shit i just got banned from twitch for telling someone to delete SYSTEM 32 via MEATSPIN.FR in a 4chan raid.
>> [_] Anon 2697994 >># Don't shit your pants.
>> [_] Anon 2697995 Try ending your commands with a space xD
>> [_] Anon 2697998 >># >raiding Is this even still a thing?
>> [_] Anon 2698006 how to get achievement 4.
>> [_] Anon 2698007 >># never mind
>> [_] Anon 2698013 >># ∆ ∆ ∆
>> [_] Anon 2698025 What's the deal with 6?
>> [_] Anon 2698043 >># Check your pockets
>> [_] Anon 2698045 >A survival horror game Every time
>> [_] Anon 2698204 FUKC
>> [_] Anon 2698206 I must commit sep-poo-ku! How?
>> [_] Anon 2698213 >># die
>> [_] Anon 2698214 eat shit and die
>> [_] Anon 2698243 ▲ ▲ ▲ <-- what exactly is it that causes this to happen when you copy/paste the triforce?

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[_] dont shit your pants Anon 2691111
>> [_] Anon 2691200 immediately typed "shit"
>> [_] Anon 2691222 >Type in dont shit pants >shit in pants anyway FUCK THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 2691236 I love this game. So many fond memories. I see I still remember how to get everything.
>> [_] Anon 2691242 >># Nice quads.
>> [_] Anon 2691248 >># Fantastic game. I remembered everything except the pills
>> [_] Anon 2691256 >># >># >># YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS COULD HAVE GONE SUPER SAIYAN

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[_] Old but gold v4 LOL 2664566
>> [_] Anon 2664570 nice
>> [_] Anon 2664628 shit
>> [_] Anon 2664669 >># fucking meta
>> [_] Anon 2664670 >break door
>> [_] Anon 2664677 never gets old...i am still the shit king

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[_] Anon 2653043 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2653062 I AM THE SHIT KING BITCHES!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2653064 >># By the creators of Rogue Legacy
>> [_] Anon 2653065 pull
>> [_] Anon 2653157 I can't figure out awards 4, 6, and 7
>> [_] Anon 2653167 >># 4 is beating the game but forgetting we wear clothes. 6&7 are take pills but you should do it after a weak fart of some kind.
>> [_] Anon 2653174 >you forgot to take your pants off god dammit
>> [_] Anon 2653175 award 5?
>> [_] Anon 2653176 >># "die" >># Cant figure out the Pill B.S. Took them but nothing happened. Never saw some "Weak fart of some kind"
>> [_] Anon 2653180 >># >fart softly >take pills
>> [_] Anon 2653182 >># Ah. Was looking for some sort of notification like the "THE HEAD IS APPEARING" when you get down to 3 seconds.

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[_] DrLight !lOid4jFxV2 2581865 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2581870 i lost
>> [_] Anon 2581874 shit - you shit your pants fart - shit your pants stand - stand taller than you were before That's all i've been able to figure out
>> [_] Anon 2581875 >># suicide - kill yourself then shit yourself
>> [_] Anon 2581876 >># fart slowly gives you more time
>> [_] Anon 2581877 pull door take off pants sit on toilet shit you win
>> [_] Anon 2581882 hardest one to get: type shit where you're supposed to type "start"
>> [_] Anon 2581896 just the image of his hands raised, dead on the floor, pants off, pile of shit nearby... and a crown. what the fuck, says the police.
>> [_] Anon 2581903 >remove pants >kill self >woohoo
>> [_] Anon 2581918 How the fuck do you hold off the inevitable?
>> [_] Anon 2581929 check pockets, take pills, fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 2581947 slow typer?
>> [_] Anon 2581976 how do you get mr. efficient?
>> [_] Anon 2581979 >># take off pants and shit on the floor
>> [_] Anon 2581981 >># huh, I coulda sword I did that. Thanks anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2582033 >Kick Door Open The exertion causes you to shit your pants.

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[_] survival horror game Anon 2578300
>> [_] Anon 2578330 how to get all the achievements?
>> [_] Anon 2578339 I can't even open the door.
>> [_] Anon 2578347 >># pull the door
>> [_] Anon 2578391 Winrar here. You get a crown if you win.
>> [_] Anon 2578410 >># 3: Type "shit" to shit self 5: Type "kill self" 8: Instead of typing "play," type "shit." 9: Type everything very slowly. I remember having more than these when I first played this a few weeks ago, but I can't recall how to get all the achievements.
>> [_] Anon 2578411 >># Oh yeah, and 1 is to successfully shit in the toilet.
>> [_] Anon 2578420 >># Actually, I think award 9 just needs you to run out of time.
>> [_] Anon 2578421 >># 1. do it right 2. take off pants, poop 3. I forgotm already 4. open door, sit on toilet with pants on, poop 5. type kill yourself 8. type shit instead of play 9. run out of time need 6 and 7
>> [_] Anon 2578422 >># "fart lightly", "check pockets", "take pills" and wait
>> [_] Anon 2578423 >remove pants >kill self >woohoo
>> [_] Anon 2578429 >># this for 6 and 7 gents
>> [_] Anon 2578440 >># That's hilarious. Moreso with the crown.
>> [_] Anon 2578446 http://i.imgur.com/MOvyQ3P.png
>> [_] Anon 2578455 >># gold
>> [_] Anon 2578457 Minor easter eggs: >Look hair >Look shirt At the title type "play" including the quotation marks
>> [_] Anon 2578458 >># type light fart

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[_] survival horror game Now Go Home and get your FUCKING shinebox 2573376
>> [_] Anon 2573380 >># It's made by the guys who developed Rogue Legacy.
>> [_] Anon 2573471 average day in the life of someone with IBS

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[_] DrLight !lOid4jFxV2 2562026 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2562031 >># Wasn't this made by the guys who also made Rogue Legacy?
>> [_] Anon 2562156 I AM THE SHIT KING!
>> [_] Anon 2562207 fuck how do i do this? i tried "rotate door knob", "grab door knob", "rotate door handle", "grab door handle" nothing works
>> [_] Anon 2562209 >># protip: pull
>> [_] Anon 2562210 >># pull door nigger
>> [_] Anon 2562214 >># nevermind, now i realized how dumb i am

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[_] Anon 2548906
>> [_] Anon 2549011 10/10 an artistic indie masterpiece that really makes you reflect on humanity
>> [_] Anon 2549012 .

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[_] DrLight !lOid4jFxV2 2529505 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2529509 shit
>> [_] Anon 2529543 >zip off pants >shit
>> [_] Anon 2529556 dafuq is dis shit(pun intended)
>> [_] Anon 2529652 >># The King of Shit. Bow to me.
>> [_] Anon 2529660 >># Can't get the last two achievements (holding off the inevitable and the inevitable). What do
>> [_] Anon 2529663 >># You gotta take your daily dose.
>> [_] Anon 2529691 Fart softly and carry a big shit
>> [_] Anon 2529695 take off pants, die. fave one
>> [_] Anon 2529698 just type shit instead of play and you get one
>> [_] Anon 2529704 >># look pants, take pills, fart light, take off pants, pull door, go toilet, wait

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[_] Anon 2477775 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2477808 >># can't work out how to get awards 5, 6 and 7 but still this is hilarious to play thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 2477815 >># You have to type "seppuku" for 5.
>> [_] Anon 2477816 >"play" >You're an idiot. Gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 2477823 >># for 5: play die for 6 and 7: play fart gently look pants take pills pull door enter toilet now you wait. You will get both awards.
>> [_] Anon 2477838 best. game. ever.
>> [_] Anon 2477859 Too late
>> [_] Anon 2477875 CRAP!!!! …… I shit muh pants...
>> [_] !SuB7awfUCk 2477939 how to get 4 and final?
>> [_] Anon 2477947 >># shit on toilet without taking pants off
>> [_] !SuB7awfUCk 2477950 >># Awesome I am a king of shitting

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[_] Anon 2454033 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2454037 remove pants shit 10/10 game would shit on floor again
>> [_] Anon 2454038 >># >love >"I don't know how to love"
>> [_] Anon 2454091 >># push door pull door go to bathrrom sit up sit on toilet stand up remove pants close door put pants on shit
>> [_] Marc 2454118 This is not true 4chan form there are no poop jug options
>> [_] Anon 2454124 how do you get awards 6 7 and 8?
>> [_] Anon 2454137 >># 8. type "shit" before you even type "play"
>> [_] Anon 2454141 >># 6 & 7 look in pocket take pills fart lightly then wait.
>> [_] Anon 2454204 >"play" >You're an idiot. fucking lmao
>> [_] Anon 2454211 >># >># pull door take pants off go toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 2454212 how do i get 5
>> [_] Anon 2454213 >># suicide
>> [_] Anon 2454214 >headbutt door. >you've shit your pants! Well there's that.
>> [_] Anon 2454221 >># you are the shit king and have a crown to prove it.
>> [_] Anon 2454226 >remove pants, sit on toilet >wait >he shits on the floor this game is shit.

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[_] Anon 2450750 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2450808 remove pants shit win
>> [_] Anon 2450908 >># pull door, remove pants, sit on toilet, shit
>> [_] Anon 2450926 Made by the guys who made rogue legacy
>> [_] Anon 2450957 i cant get "shitting at the starting gun" or "you are the king of shit" pls respond
>> [_] Anon 2450960 >># before you type play, type shit
>> [_] Anon 2450961 >># thanks

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[_] Anon 2395540

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[_] Anon 2390493 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2390514 This is the struggle some of us live with every day.
>> [_] Anon 2390542 Finally solved all of it Sep-poo-ku was hardest to find out..
>> [_] Anon 2390602 >># the thing about video games is that they can explore such a wierd proposition, yet it tells you, you can do it and for a second you follow it. to think outlandishly as to not seep for once that brown shit on your own denin jeans while I listen to kanye west, makes me wonder what will the come up with next?
>> [_] Anon 2390667 I cannot seem to even start even though I typed in "play".
>> [_] Anon 2390711 >># How do i even do this

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[_] Anon 2387841 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2387847 WHOOPS, too late got shitting 101 first time :D
>> [_] Anon 2387858 Anyone figure out Awards 6, 7 & 8?
>> [_] Anon 2387867 >># 8 requires you type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 2387869 >don't shit >you shit your pants anyway fuck
>> [_] Anon 2387870 1) remove pants, pull door, sit toilet, shit 2) remove pants, shit 3) shit 4) pull door, sit toilet, shit 5) kill self 6) and 7) look pants, eat pills (wait until timer runs out) 8) (in the title screen, type "shit" instead of "play") 9) (do nothing until the timer runs out)
>> [_] Anon 2387874 >># 6 & 7 are to do with eating the pills, but I can't get the conditions right for it, it seems.
>> [_] Anon 2387882 >># to gaisn more time fart gently
>> [_] Anon 2388048 This is surprisingly entertaining
>> [_] Anon 2388077 >># >eat pills >fart lightly then wait

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[_] Anon 2375260 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2375277 >can't open door >cursing >say 'shit' >lost game That's a 10
>> [_] Anon 2375283 cant figure out 6 and 7. did everything else. good enough.
>> [_] Anon 2375284 >I don't know how to masturbate Welp
>> [_] Anon 2375286 >># >fart gently >type take pills >wait
>> [_] Anon 2375287 >Remove pants >Sit on toilet >Wait
>> [_] Anon 2375290 hint: He said he couldn't PUSH the door…
>> [_] Anon 2375294 >Remove pants >pull Door >sit on toilet *time ends* You shitted on the floor...WTF??
>> [_] Anon 2375295 >># Btw someone know any other games like theese?
>> [_] Anon 2375299 >># http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-u tterly-insane-games-you-can-play-at-work/
>> [_] Anon 2375306 >># I mean...just command line games...
>> [_] Anon 2375331 "You really need to shit" Well, obviously if I have to shit, then I'm going to shit. >shit "You shit your pants"
>> [_] Anon 2375365 >># Zork for singleplayer, Hellmoo for multiplayer.
>> [_] Anon 2375369 >die gets me everytime.
>> [_] Anon 2375378 >># a_small_talk.swf uploading now >># enjoy
>> [_] Anon 2375422 Not able to type on first menu
>> [_] Anon 2375430 >># It's a box you click on.

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[_] Anon 2306745 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2306752 u wot
>> [_] Anon 2306773 >># doing pretty well so far
>> [_] Anon 2306779 >># Can't get awards 6-8
>> [_] Anon 2306782 >># take pills small fart then just wait
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2306783 >># I've always loved this game. The people who made this went on to make Rogue Legacy.
>> [_] Anon 2306784 >># damn
>> [_] Anon 2306798 How the fuck do I get Acheivments 8 and 9
>> [_] Anon 2306801 >># 9 is literally the easiest literally there's your hint
>> [_] Anon 2306802 >># No wait, 8 and 10
>> [_] Anon 2306809 http://a.pomf.se/umhzbh.png GG, I DID IT
>> [_] Anon 2306810 Just got all the achievments fucking casuals need to get on my level
>> [_] Anon 2306812 >># fellow shit king feels shitpatrician amirite
>> [_] Anon 2306821 What a shit game rite guos
>> [_] Anon 2306823 type suicide for award 5
>> [_] Anon 2306854 wtf is achievement #2 ??
>> [_] Anon 2306863 >># remove pants, shit
>> [_] Anon 2306929 >># >sees "the flashbulb" playing i like your taste, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2306997 >># Appreciate it mang, I'm a huge IDMfag but I just got into Flashbulb. Can't believe it took me this long to hear the marvels of this man.
>> [_] Anon 2307000 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2307008 You get a special achievement for putting in "play" exactly.
>> [_] Anon 2307011 >># dat Autumn Insomnia,
>> [_] Anon 2307017 well damn http://i.imgur.com/oWtHvMy.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2307033 >># clean up your desktop ya pig
>> [_] Anon 2307037 >I don't know how to get a gf ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2307040 >># >Yet another Roguelike Why do devs have such a hard-on for this genre nowadays?
>> [_] Anon 2307042 >># I will if I ever use it for anything on a regular basis
>> [_] Anon 2307046 >># I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 2307061 are there any optional little easter egg actions you can do unrelated to the achievements?
>> [_] Anon 2307062 >># > you can "lightly fart" to buy yourself some more time
>> [_] Anon 2307090 >># >How to get rid of sad panda http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/815/exhenta i-chrome-plugin-get-past-sad-panda/ Really good plugin. Just click the panda on the upper right, enter your e hentai login, and refresh.
>> [_] Anon 2307094 >># Oh, wait..requires Chrome though, sorry man
>> [_] Anon 2307098 >># >># >One of the other tabs is 'how do I stop being gay' >Still takes the tabs seriously

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[_] /f/avorites Anon 2291423 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2291433 hmm let's see... >shit pants haha
>> [_] Anon 2291440 >sit on toilet >forget to remove pants >shit anyways fucking hate it when that happens
>> [_] Anon 2291444 just took off the pants and shat on the floor feels good
>> [_] Anon 2291458 >don't shit pants shit pants anyway
>> [_] Anon 2291477 >Die darn right
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2291486 >intro screen >type 'shit' >>you lost the game before even starting Now that's a shitty feel
>> [_] Anon 2291489 >you are the king of shitting y-yay
>> [_] Anon 2291494 what kind of bathroom has a pull to open door? the fuck
>> [_] KING OF SHITTING 2291498 AHAHAHAA I AM THE KING OF SHITTING http://imgur.com/oJnTjKv http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvd nk
>> [_] Anon 2291528 >># The bathroom in my house has a pull to open door.
>> [_] Anon 2291550 >># A pull door would make possible to have a more compact toilet room because you don't need to have room for a door to open inwards.
>> [_] Anon 2291552 >remove pants >kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2291560 what other commands are there?
>> [_] Anon 2291564 >># you can type "dont shit". he shits anyway
>> [_] Anon 2291601 This game is amazing. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2291610 >># Try things. >check 'x' >shit >suicide >open door >kick door >punch door >remove pants >sit toilet >get up >fart and finally >shot web
>> [_] Anon 2291626 holding off the inevitable the inevitable shit king ???

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[_] Anon 2122017
>> [_] Anon 2122041 >># >I don't know how to piss >I don't know how to breathe >I don't know how to masturbate >My sides
>> [_] Anon 2122052 This is beautiful, anyone figured it out though?
>> [_] Anon 2122054 type shit instead of play...type shit immediately after starting...type suicide after starting...check pants, take pills and wait...remove pants, shit...pull door open sit on toilet, shit...pull door open, remove pants, sit on toilet, shit
>> [_] Anon 2122060 don't forget to fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 2122079 >># Ha. >Remove Pants >Pull door >Enter Toilet >Shit >???? >Profit
>> [_] Anon 2122080 >># Or just >Remove Pants >Shit More efficient.
>> [_] Anon 2122083 >># How do I award number 2?
>> [_] Anon 2122084 >># >Remove pants >shit
>> [_] Anon 2122086 How about Awards 6 & 7?
>> [_] BOB 2122087 has anyone kicked the door?
>> [_] Anon 2122090 type Fart
>> [_] Anon 2122092 For Awards 6&7, PLAY FART SLOWLY CHECK PANTS TAKE PILLS
>> [_] Anon 2122095 >remove pants >suicide
>> [_] Anon 2122096 If you remove pants, fart lightly, take pills and wait your pants are still here mad ?
>> [_] Anon 2122100 Got em all :>
>> [_] Anon 2122106 >># me too :^)
>> [_] Anon 2122118 Award number 8 ?
>> [_] anonymous 2122125 >># Type shit in the starting field.

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[_] A classic. Anon 2096183
>> [_] Anon 2096191 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peq07JQZd AI
>> [_] Anon 2096203 Yay, I'm the shit king again. Now what?

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[_] Anon 2004378 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2004452 >play >take off pants >shit
>> [_] Anon 2004453 >type shit at start screen
>> [_] Anon 2004459 Can't figure out the 'hold off inevitable' and 'the inevitable', and the shit king one. I found the damn pills, but how da fuk do I get enough time?
>> [_] Anon 2004460 pull door take off pants sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 2004462 >># fart softly
>> [_] Anon 2004464 >># Oh. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2004469 what pants? http://i.imgur.com/Lj1NeB4.png
>> [_] Anon 2004510 Wahay! http://i.imgur.com/0WUFeKk.png
>> [_] Anon 2004538 >play >remove pants >die
>> [_] Anon 2004544 >># hooray! That is glorious.
>> [_] Anon 2004565 >look >look hair
>> [_] Anon 2004569 >throw baby

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[_] Anon 1982222 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1982255 fun and informative 10/10 oops i shit my pants
>> [_] Anon 1982266 10/10 would shit
>> [_] Anon 1982269 Shit, I won.
>> [_] Anon 1982271 Well shit, that was alright.
>> [_] Anon 1982291 wasn't sure how to get 6,7, or 8...
>> [_] Anon 1982297 >># 6 and 7 play fart lightly check pants take pills 8 shit (before play)
>> [_] Anon 1982356 you can also type die
>> [_] Anon 1982419 >># also: open door unlock door kick door (you will shit your pantbecause of the experience)

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[_] Anon 1923279 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1923288 Can't figure out what 6 and 7 are
>> [_] Anon 1923293 >># check pockets for pills take pills you win
>> [_] Anon 1923298 I dont know the first one. Thinking outside the box..
>> [_] Anon 1923299 >># Wow. I must be retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1923302 >># pull door, remove pants, sit on toilet, shit can't figure out sep poo ku anyone get that one?
>> [_] Anon 1923305 >># type "suicide"
>> [_] Anon 1923307 >># facepalm.jpg god damn it
>> [_] Anon 1923310 >># I used "die"
>> [_] Anon 1923322 How do you get 8?
>> [_] Anon 1923327 >># Instead of typing play at the title screen, type shit
>> [_] Anon 1923328 How do you get 9?
>> [_] Anon 1923330 >># Let the timer run out.
>> [_] Anon 1923332 got al rewards
>> [_] Anon 1923336 >># "kill self"
>> [_] Anon 1923341 >># Got all but 6&7 pills don't kick in....
>> [_] Anon 1923344 >># nevermind I figured out how to fart
>> [_] Anon 1923352 What do you do after you eat the pills?
>> [_] Anon 1923354 >># We wait.
>> [_] Anon 1923355 HOW YOU GET NUMBER 4
>> [_] Anon 1923358 HOW YOU GET 6 AND 7
>> [_] Anon 1923359 >># Sit on toilet with pants
>> [_] Anon 1923363 >># fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 1923369 >># look at>># fart gently
>> [_] Anon 1923433 How do number 2?
>> [_] Anon 1923435 >># Kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1923440 >"Play" >you're an idiot
>> [_] Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade 1923442 how to get your crown: achievement 1: play>remove pants>pull door>sit on toilet>shit achievement 2:play>remove pants>shit achievement 3:play>shit achievement 4:play>pull door>sit on toilet>shit achievement 5:play>kill self achievement 6:play>take pills>fart gently achievement 7:see previous achievement 8:shit(do not start the game) achievement 9:play>wait till time runs out congratulations, you're the king of shitting.
>> [_] Anon 1923459 OK, I'm sitting on the toilet, what now? >Wipe off ass >>You stand up What?

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[_] Anon 1917099
>> [_] Red 1917119 I shit my pants. Do I win?
>> [_] Anon 1917131 this game really is pretty shitty...
>> [_] Anon 1917194 known commands: pull door,take off pants, die, go in bathroom, shit
>> [_] Anon 1917209 How to get all the awards?
>> [_] Anon 1917218 Fart,fart silently,take pill Go nuts
>> [_] Anon 1917219 >># Award 1: Shit in the toilet Award 2: Remove your pants, then shit on the floor Award 3: After starting the game, enter 'shit' as your first command Award 4: Sit on the toilet and shit but don't remove your pants Award 5: Type 'die' after starting the game Awards 6 and 7: Type 'small fart' 'check pockets' and 'take pills' in that order, then wait. Award 8: Type 'shit' at the title screen Award 9: After starting the game, wait for time to run out Award 10: Get the other 9 awards

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[_] Anon 1906246 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1906280 type "shit" instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1906310 Just the inevitable and holding it off left to go
>> [_] Anon 1906326 type "eat the pill" + "fart lightly" and wait.
>> [_] Anonymouse 1906348 so close, yet so far away
>> [_] Anon 1906366 how do I think and also shit inside the box?
>> [_] Anon 1906368 how do you do the Mr. efficient one?
>> [_] Anon 1906369 >># kick door
>> [_] Anon 1906371 take off pants + shit
>> [_] noko Anon 1906439 >># just take off pants and shit
>> [_] Anon 1906440 the only one im missing is award 5. how is that done
>> [_] Anon 1906445 how to award no.1?
>> [_] Anon 1906448 pull door -> take off pants -> sit in toilet -> shit
>> [_] Anon 1906450 I am the shit king.
>> [_] Anon 1906459 Got all the awards and became the shit king. Today was a productive day.
>> [_] Anon 1906461 >># nice, when you replay after becoming shit king, you're wearing a crown

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[_] Anon 1890756 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1890764 here we go.
>> [_] Anon 1890770 >># Having trouble with a couple awards
>> [_] Anon 1890786 how bout proper naming?! you might drop that (2)
>> [_] Anon 1890826 much more fun irl
>> [_] Anon 1890940 how to open the door??? i mean: there is a solution without opening the door.. but.. any advive? is there a key?
>> [_] Anon 1890950 >># pull door remove pants sit down toilet shit afaik
>> [_] Anon 1890985 6 & 7 fart light check pants take pills
>> [_] Anon 1890995 thanks, guys
>> [_] Anon 1891002 put off pants shit
>> [_] Anon 1891046 http://wikigameguides.com/Dont_Shit_Your _Pants
>> [_] Anon 1891048 > (2) Dude, you've saved this on your computer two times too many.

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[_] let er rip Anon 1885710
>> [_] Anon 1885723 Achievements! 1: play, pull door, take off pants, sit down, shit. 2: play, take off pants, shit 3: play, shit 4: play, pull door, sit down, shit. 5: play, kill yourself. 6 & 7: play, take pills, fart lightly (let timer run out) 9: play (let timer run out) 10: ^ fulfill all of the above.
>> [_] Anon 1885733 >># Thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 1885740 Pills? What the fuck how could I know he had pills I demand more reasonable puzzles in my crappy flash games.
>> [_] Anon 1885749 >># what about 8?
>> [_] Anon 1885750 >># "check pockets" would be one way
>> [_] Anon 1885755 >># type "shit" at the start screen where you type "play" that crown was totally worth the shitting

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[_] Anon 1873792 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1873820 >fart lightly >take pants off >pull door open >sit on toilet >shit >??? Profit
>> [_] Anon 1873825 >shit >play >shit >play >pull door >take off pants >sit on toilet >shit >play >suicide >play >take pills >fart lightly >let timer run >play >do nothing That should be all of them.
>> [_] Anon 1873855 Oh god, this again...
>> [_] Anon 1873869 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1873963 >># what about so close yet so far and the shit king?
>> [_] Anon 1873966 >># Sit on the toilet and shit with your pants on.
>> [_] Anon 1873971 >># GOTY with Hi-Res Map-pack and unlockable hero class: BARD.

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[_] Let it rip Anon 1867955 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1867992 how do you get 6 & 7?
>> [_] Anon 1868001 Type "Take pills", then "Fart soft", then wait. How do you get 4 & 8?
>> [_] Anon 1868002 for 4 Sit on the toilet with pants on and shit 8 you enter Shit instead of Play at the menu
>> [_] Anon 1868072 >># how do you get in the bathroom?
>> [_] Anon 1868075 1) type: pull door , pants off , sit on toilet , shit
>> [_] Anon 1868090 how to 5?
>> [_] E1B 1868092 >># kill self
>> [_] Anon 1868094 >># for #4 you must shit w/ pants on
>> [_] Anon 1868110 how to get 2?
>> [_] Anon 1868145 take ff pants, shit
>> [_] Anon 1868212 shitting 101, what do?
>> [_] Anon 1868243 >># play, remove pants, shit
>> [_] Anon 1868247 >># play, shit
>> [_] Anon 1868258 King of shitting
>> [_] Anon 1868261 How to 6 and 7?
>> [_] Anon 1868266 >># Step one, read the thread before posting
>> [_] Anon 1868281 >># shut the fuck up that didnt work how do i get 6 and 7 and 9

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[_] keep cool Anon 1863187
>> [_] Anon 1863201 >Sit on toilet >Shit >You forgot to pull down your pants this nigga
>> [_] Anon 1863218 GOTY ALL YEARS.
>> [_] Anon 1863237 >remove pants >take a shit What a great game.
>> [_] Anon 1863243 Every time this is posted, I have to complete all the scenarios.
>> [_] Anon 1863252 >right click >play
>> [_] Anon 1863266 How do I get the "inevitable" ones? The two on the top right.
>> [_] Anon 1863270 >># Take pills Fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 1863297 how do you open the door?
>> [_] Anon 1863300 >># pull door
>> [_] Anon 1863319 Did I win? http://i50.tinypic.com/k4uma9.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1863322 >># how to get 5?
>> [_] Anon 1863323 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1863349 >># this is one of the rare times where "kill yourself" was the answer
>> [_] Anon 1863376 How do we get 2 and 8 guys?
>> [_] Anon 1863383 >You don't know why you put your pants back on.
>> [_] Anon 1863389 how do get 4 and final?
>> [_] Anon 1863393 AWARD 1 1. Play 2. Fart lightly 3. Pull door 4. Remove pants 5. Go to bathroom 6. Shit AWARD 2 1. Play 2. Remove pants 3. Shit AWARD 3 1. Play 2. Shit AWARD 4 1. Play 2. Pull Door 3. Enter Toilet 4. Shit AWARD 5 1. Play 2. Die AWARD 6 AND 7 1. Play 2. Use Pills 3. Fart Lightly 4. Wait until the time runs out AWARD 8 1. Shit AWARD 9 1. Play 2. Take Pills 3. Remove Pants AWARD 10 Get Every Award
>> [_] Anon 1863400 >drop pants >sit on toilet >shit pants Damn it!
>> [_] Anon 1863427 try "kick door" if you haven't
>> [_] Anon 1863449 Makes me want to play the 4chan adventure game again. Shame it was text-based and didn't have visuals.

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[_] Anon 1853388
>> [_] Anon 1853408 I am the shit fucking king
>> [_] Anon 1853416 For a balding fat guy in a wife beater and sweatpants who regularly shits his pants, he's quite adorable.
>> [_] Anon 1853425 How do I get achievements; two, four, six, seven and final?
>> [_] Anon 1853428 >># Hint: Try many combinations and other things you could do, and the final award is for getting all the others.
>> [_] Anon 1853430 >># 2 - remove pants and shit 4 - open door, sit down and shit, but don't remove pants 6 - fart gently, take pills, then wait 7- find out yourself Final - find out yourself
>> [_] Anon 1853449 how do you get 5?
>> [_] Anon 1853458 >># commit sudoku
>> [_] Anon 1853505 >># type "die"
>> [_] Anon 1853524 >># >shit fucking king thats disgusting
>> [_] Anon 1853542 how get 8
>> [_] Anon 1853548 >># instead of typing play type shit
>> [_] Anon 1853554 >># an hero
>> [_] Anon 1853558 >># an hero > eh my bad, that's 5
>> [_] Anon 1853559 >># >greentext mastah
>> [_] Anon 1853648 Called 'Don't shit your pants' First thing i type 'shit your pants'

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[_] Anon 1840210 For /v/.
>> [_] Anon 1840212 >don't shit your pants You shit your pants anyway! Game over!
>> [_] shitking 1840234 first do >remove pants >pull door >go in bathroom
>> [_] Doctor Sage 1840265 OH GOD
>> [_] Anon 1840271 You can shit on the floor to win too. You can also fart to release pressure.
>> [_] Anon 1840281 >Open door >Get on floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur >Doesn't know how to walk the dinosaur Truly we live in the darkest of days.
>> [_] Anon 1840285 >take pills >type "take shit" before play >alternate pantaloon configuration >right click and keep clicking play until you win
>> [_] Anon 1840287 Fuck yeah I am the shit king, eat that haterzz

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[_] A ClassicAverageJoe !9kvMaEA9QI07/02/12(Mon)16:48No.1711557 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:12No.1711573 5/10 achivements so far
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:13No.1711576 >># make that 6
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:54No.1711608 Got all the achievements. Fun game.
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:56No.1711611 >># Got a hint for 6 and 7?
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:58No.1711612 >># Suicide and look in pants/take pills
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:59No.1711614 type in "take pills", fart softly, and type in shit before typing play
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)17:59No.1711615 >># Suicide was 5. Got them all though.
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)18:39No.1711644 >suicide >type shit before you type play >fart softly, take pills >just shit pants >shit on floor >open door, sit down, shit >open door, remove pants, sit down, shit. Is that all of them?
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)20:37No.1711701 >># how do you open the door?
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)20:45No.1711704 Can I get a clue for number 8?
>> [_] Anonymous07/02/12(Mon)22:08No.1711729 whats 9?
>> [_] nokoAnonymous07/02/12(Mon)22:14No.1711730 >"don't shit your pants" > challenge accepted > shit pants

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[_] Anon 1694586 Marked for deletion (old).
>> Deregise !JjOmAIyMyM 1694590 [_]Deregise!JjOmAIyMyMNo.169459006/08/12 (Fri)22:04 1694590 I love this game
>> Anon 1694591 [_]AnonymousNo.169459106/08/12(Fri)22:04 1694591 Pretty tame game to be honest, thought as soon as I typed "play" I was going to get fucked over but everything turned out better than expected.
>> Anon 1694592 [_]AnonymousNo.169459206/08/12(Fri)22:06 1694592 >102 kb K.
>> Anon 1694596 [_]AnonymousNo.169459606/08/12(Fri)22:19 1694596 srs how do u open the door also type kill to kill urself
>> Anon 1694599 [_]AnonymousNo.169459906/08/12(Fri)22:23 1694599 >># It's not hard...
>> Anon 1694602 [_]AnonymousNo.169460206/08/12(Fri)22:29 1694602 >># try pulling durrr
>> Anon 1694605 [_]AnonymousNo.169460506/08/12(Fri)22:32 1694605 How the hell do you get 6,7,8 and the final award?
>> Anon 1694606 [_]AnonymousNo.169460606/08/12(Fri)22:33 1694606 I AM NOW THE SHIT KING But I would never have gotten 6 & 7 if I hadn't been spoiled.
>> Anon 1694610 [_]AnonymousNo.169461006/08/12(Fri)22:37 1694610 >># [spoiler]take pills [spoiler]shit instead of play
>> Anon 1694612 [_]AnonymousNo.169461206/08/12(Fri)22:39 1694612 >># Get a loada this guy. It's not a screamer, it's just not a very complicated game. Not everybody sucks at optimizing flash. Even if it was, do you not open everything on /f/? Half of it isn't what it says it is, so I do...Just to make sure I don't miss something good.
>> Anon 1694615 [_]AnonymousNo.169461506/08/12(Fri)22:43 1694615 >># You're some sort of /f/ Master.
>> Anon 1694622 [_]AnonymousNo.169462206/08/12(Fri)22:58 1694622 >kick in the door >The exertion cause you to shit your pants you should have seen my fucking face
>> Anon 1694644 [_]AnonymousNo.169464406/08/12(Fri)23:35 1694644 >># same fucking here. I type in break down door.
>> Anon 1694650 [_]AnonymousNo.169465006/08/12(Fri)23:47 1694650 How do I used pills?
>> Anon 1694659 [_]AnonymousNo.169465906/08/12(Fri)23:58 1694659 *don't read if you want to figure it out yourself* "slow fart" "search pants" "eat pills"
>> Anon 1694660 [_]AnonymousNo.169466006/09/12(Sat)00:02 1694660 >># uhh, okay whatever. It's not a screamer.
>> Anon 1694664 [_]AnonymousNo.169466406/09/12(Sat)00:11 1694664 >># You just blew my mind. He doesn't even seem to have pockets...
>> Anon 1694688 [_]AnonymousNo.169468806/09/12(Sat)01:03 1694688 Thinking and shitting inside the box >Shit in the toilet Mr. Efficiant >Shit on the floor Shitting 101 >shit yourself so close yet so far >Sit on toilet, shit pants Sep-puu-ku >Kill yourself Holding off the inevitable + The inevitable >Fart Softly, Take pills Shitting at the start of the gun >Shit before typing start Slow typer >take off pants, wait...
>> Anon 1694698 [_]AnonymousNo.169469806/09/12(Sat)01:40 1694698 I don't know how to eat pants
>> Anon 1694700 [_]AnonymousNo.169470006/09/12(Sat)01:53 1694700 >remove pants >kill yourself
>> Anon 1694731 [_]AnonNo.169473106/09/12(Sat)03:25 1694731 i've done them all except 4? how to achieve it??

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[_] [G] /f/ is awesome tonight. Anon 1678581 Let's make it a tad bit awesomer.
>> [_] Anon 1678584 scary game, but I managed to win
>> [_] Anon 1678591 trying for all the achievements any tips?
>> [_] Anon 1678601 type die, pull door,
>> [_] Anon 1678607 softly fart, then take pills
>> [_] Anon 1678610 type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1678623 type take off pants, open door, sit on toilet, fart softly, shit
>> [_] Anon 1678625 for humor take off pants die
>> [_] Anon 1678660 I am the Shit King, and so can you!
>> [_] Anon 1678672 1) take off pants 2) shit 3) ?????? 4) Profit! Efficiency at it's finest brilliant.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1678684 this has been the funnest game i have ever played
>> [_] Anon 1678694 I felt so let down the first time I had gotten far enough to pull open the door and then sit on the toilet... Then I shit my pants sitting on the toilet. Thanks for the post OP

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[_] [G] Anon 1661379
>> [_] Anon 1661391 I finished this for the first time just now
>> [_] Anon 1661392 play remove pants pull door enter bathroom shit Extra: fart fart lightly suicide dont shit pants remove pants shit
>> [_] Anon 1661400 >># >remove pants >pull door Do you always pull down your pants before entering the bathroom?
>> [_] Anon 1661402 >># also: type "shit" instead of play at menu and take pills [?]
>> [_] Anon 1661403 "sit on toilet" works as well also lol @ typing shit in the menu
>> [_] Anon 1661407 for the final 2 awards: take pills fart lightly then just wait out the timer
>> [_] Anon 1661411 how do u get the forth award
>> [_] Anon 1661412 >># sit on toilet and shit with your pants still on
>> [_] Anon 1661414 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 1661417 >># you're welcome
>> [_] Anon 1661425 I can never win.
>> [_] Anon 1661475 I love this game so much
>> [_] Anon 1661479 rage quit kept typing pull door open kept saying cant push door open
>> [_] Anon 1661480 Remove pants Die best end ever
>> [_] Anon 1661486 i am the shit king
>> [_] Anon 1661497 I feel like a computer hacker right now
>> [_] Anon 1661498 1: remove pants pull door sit on toilet shit __ 2: remove pants shit __ 3: __ 4: pull door sit on toilet shit __ 5: remove pants kill yourself __ 6+7: check pockets eat pills fart gently remove pants pull door sit on toilet >let time run out __ 8: >'shit' instead of 'play' __ 9: > let time run out
>> [_] Anon 1661538 Police burst down down due to neighbors filing a complaint about the smell, find crown, shit pile, and naked corpse with its arms raised up.
>> [_] Anon 1661539 >># Show me how to do this
>> [_] Anon 1661556 >># you get the crown, remove pants, and kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1661557 >># 3: simply fart

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[_] [G] Dont shit your pants Not_The_Bees !mBo/c4a8g. 1618921
>> [_] Anon 1618925 1. take off pants 2. kill yourself lol
>> [_] Anon 1618926 damn, how do you get the starting gun again ? it's not by hitting the door nor typing shit really fast.
>> [_] Anon 1618928 >># instead of typing play at the start, type shit
>> [_] Anon 1618930 1: remove pants pull door sit on toilet shit __ 2: remove pants shit __ 3: __ 4: pull door sit on toilet shit __ 5: remove pants kill yourself __ 6+7: check pockets eat pills fart gently remove pants pull door sit on toilet >let time run out __ 8: >'shit' instead of 'play' __ 9: > let time run out
>> [_] Anon 1618932 forgot 3 3: shit
>> [_] Anon 1618933 >># 3. >start >shit who gives a single fuck anyways
>> [_] Anon 1618940 If you sit on toilet without pants and fart gently 3 times you will shit pants anyway.
>> [_] Not_The_Bees !mBo/c4a8g. 1619047 >># if you take off your pants and kill yourself you get the master shitter award

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[_] [G] Pewp Anon 1586591 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1586643 > Open game > Type "Shit Pants" > Close game > feelsgoodman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1586677 im only missing award 6, award 7 and the final award...
>> [_] Anon 1586678 >># Type in take pills, then just wait. You'll get both.
>> [_] Anon 1586682 >># when? ive tried that like 4 times. it says im taking pills but then i just shit my pants when the times up
>> [_] Anon 1586684 >># fart gently.
>> [_] Anon 1586686 >># lightly fart first, then take the pills. i cant figure out award 8 though. "shitting at the starting gun".
>> [_] Anon 1586690 just type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1586692 >># cant believe i didnt think of that...
>> [_] Anon 1586706 how in the hell do I do award 5?
>> [_] Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 1586714 >># die
>> [_] Anon 1586738 how do i get 4?
>> [_] Anon 1586751 >># >Take off pants >Shit
>> [_] i did it! Anon 1586757 hell yeah! i did it!
>> [_] Anon 1586770 >># isnt that mister efficiency?
>> [_] !FURRY.3ap. 1586833 suicide for sep-poo-ku
>> [_] Anon 1586844 I'm the shit king!
>> [_] Anon 1586874 >># HOW!! >5
>> [_] Anon 1586887 >># type:kill self >># type: shit
>> [_] Anon 1586900 remove pants die best end ever
>> [_] Anon 1586920 >># I can't get 4
>> [_] Anon 1586930 >1586920 sit on toilet and poop with your pants on

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[_] [G] Anon 1517416 need moar [G] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1517435 i always forget how to get one of the awards, this times its Shitting 101
>> [_] Anon 1517437 nevermind im an idiot
>> [_] Anon 1517443 how do you get 6 7 and 8?
>> [_] Anon 1517449 1: pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit 2: take off pants, shit 3: shit 4: pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5: die 6, 7: take pill, fart lightly 8: before the game begins type shit 9: do nothing
>> [_] Anon 1517483 remove pants die VICTOLY
>> [_] Anon 1517497 simple answer: don't shit
>> [_] Anon Ymous 1517546 hehehe...i've gotten a few of the awards...but i can't figure out the rest. can someone post how to achieve them?
>> [_] BearKiller 1517606 I am the shitting king
>> [_] Anon 1517640 >># You shit your pants anyway. GAME OVER.

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[_] [G] well.. shit Anon 1504339 > shit pants Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1504344 HOW DO I EVEN....
>> [_] Anon 1504351 how do u get 'delaying the inevitable' and 'inevitable'?! TELL ME
>> [_] Anon 1504355 >># this + how do I shit king? D:
>> [_] Anon 1504358 >># Check your pockets. You should have some pills in there... will they work in time?
>> [_] Anon 1504359 >># Take peels Fart Lightly.
>> [_] Anon 1504361 >># >fart a little >eat pills wait
>> [_] Anon 1504363 >Type, "eat shit and die" >Actually DO die
>> [_] Anon 1504374 >># shit king = all other awards unlocked
>> [_] Anon 1504376 >shit instead of >play bad times
>> [_] Anon 1504379 My favourite is sitting down on the toilet without taking off your underwear. And I mean in real life. www.wetpantsboy.com
>> [_] Anon 1504390 how do you get mr efficient
>> [_] Anon 1504393 >># Take off your pants and shit on the floor.
>> [_] Anon 1504417 FUCK. THIS IS SO HARD. BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED THE LINK I LOST.
>> [_] Anon 1504431 Can't get "thinking and shitting inside the box" and "so close and yet so far"
>> [_] Anon 1504437 >># First one:Try to win. 4th One: Try to almost win.
>> [_] Anon 1504446 >># This doesn't help.
>> [_] Anon 1504465 Jesus, are you guys really so retarded? Awards: 1: Take off pants, pull door, sit on toilet, shit. 2: Take off pants, shit. 3: Type shit upon starting the game. 4: Same as one only don't take off pants. 5: Kill/die/suicide. 6: Check pockets, take pills, fart LIGHTLY. 7: The above, then wait. 8: Type shit instead of play. 9: Do nothing. 10: Get all other awards.
>> [_] Anon 1504526 >you don't know how to masturbate
>> [_] fortresscraft vs minecraft 1504543 >you don't know how to "fuck" lol
>> [_] ishitunot Anon 1504567 i did it hahah number one i didnt shit my pants great success
>> [_] Anon 1504569 hahahahaha i am thinking and shitting inside the box

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[_] [G] Don't Shit Your Pants! Anon 1491250 best game ever!
>> [_] Anon 1491256 Best end: "remove pants" "die"
>> [_] Anon 1491304 "take off pants" "shit" winner
>> [_] Anon 1491393 You really need to take a shit... "Don't take a shit" You just shit your pants! Game Over!
>> [_] Anon 1491408 pull door...
>> [_] Anon 1491430 "look pants" "take pills" "pull door" "sit toilet" "dont think about shit"
>> [_] Anon 1491438 "fart" "fart lightly" sit on the toilet without taking off your pants die before you shit
>> [_] Anon 1491442 A shitty crown? Just what I've always wanted.
>> [_] Anon 1491452 -take off pants -punch self in dick
>> [_] Anon 1491495 instead of "play", just "shit".
>> [_] Anon 1491497 I'm the king of everything!

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[_] [G] do you have what it takes? Anon 1420454
>> [_] Anon 1420512 fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1420513 i dont know how to rape... XD
>> [_] Anon 1420522 what were those pills?
>> [_] Anon 1420534 >pull door >take off pants >sit on toilet >shit it's not that hard guys
>> [_] Anon 1420545 i won the crown!
>> [_] CaptainFaggotry !!bvzRmt2SDHt 1420548 Thinking (and Shitting) Inside the Box: >Pull Door >Remove Pants >Sit on Toilet >Shit Mr. Efficient: > Remove Pants > Shit Shitting At the Sound of the Gun: >Type Shit at Title screen Shitting 101: >Shit So Close And Yet So Far...: >Pull Door >Sit on Toilet >Shit Sep-poo-ku: > Die > You can keep your pants on > Or remove them, your choice Slow Typer: > Let time run out Holding off the inevitable: > Fart Gently > Use Pills > Wait until time runs out The Inevitable....: > Do "Holding off the Inevitable" > Wait at the victory screen for a little bit. YOU ARE NOW THE SHIT KING!
>> [_] Anon 1420552 shit
>> [_] Anon 1420581 >a survival horror game lol
>> [_] Anon 1420630 Had me cracking up. "So Close and Yet So far" os the best.

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[_] [G] SURVIVAL HORROR Cheetos !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1351028 Every repost is a repost is a repost is a repost, but at least this one's fun. GET ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS AND BECOME THE SHIT KING!
>> [_] Anon 1351055 >remove pants >die YAAAAY!
>> [_] Anon 1351061 i got all but the inevitable ones
>> [_] Anon 1351065 >># Same
>> [_] Anon 1351080 >># >fart lightly >take pills then just wait.
>> [_] Anon 1351082 Pull door faggots
>> [_] Anon 1351087 how get sep-poo-ku?
>> [_] Anon 1351089 >># Kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1351090 >># thank you I AM NOW THE SHIT KING
>> [_] Anon 1351116 How do I get the shitting at the starting gun one? I've typed in shit immediately after play but that's not it.
>> [_] Anon 1351118 took about 5min to get all the awards.
>> [_] Anon 1351140 start fart lightly drop pants pull door go in bathroom shit
>> [_] Anon 1351154 >># dont type play. just type shit.
>> [_] Anon 1351159 how do I get nr 4?
>> [_] Anon 1351160 dude, wtf is this
>> [_] Hot hardcore Hentai videos - hot hentai girls pissing download zzsmoljarick 1351168 <a href=http://vertigggo.com>Hentai videos, download and watch online</a>
>> [_] Anon 1351184 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPKqDgNT3 H4

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[_] [G] ⒸⓁⒶⓎⒸⓄⓇⓃ 1327207 DONT SHIT YOUR PANTS OR YOU FAIL Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1327211 shit is a word tht works
>> [_] Anon 1327227 Wow i cant believe it took me 10 tries to figure out what the fuck to do.
>> [_] Anon 1327228 you can also fart
>> [_] Anon 1327230 "little fart" helps you
>> [_] Anon 1327232 take pants off
>> [_] Anon 1327252 pants off die
>> [_] Anon 1327255 pull door
>> [_] Anon 1327256 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEAHK9SD3 FA
>> [_] Anon 1327286 very tiny vocabulary: pull door pants off / off pants shit toilet take pill little fart die shit for 1.73Mb I was expecting more. Maybe a way to spray diarrhea all over the wall? Pissing? Masturbate? Order pizza?
>> [_] Anon 1327414 Lol woo! I got a crown to shit my wants with
>> [_] Anon 1327415 >># *pants
>> [_] Anon 1327427 >># you dont know what to expect. i cant imagine how much you would have expected if this was... wait, where did you get 1.73 MiB from?

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[_] [G] !!OASN9x6PvT0 1314725 dont shit your pants
>> [_] Anon 1314737 i dont think there is any way not to shit the pants i type fart, die. they all result in shitting the pants. odd game
>> [_] Anon 1314739 I've got all but 2 achievements. I can't remember how to get the delay the inevitable, or the inevitable. I thought it had to do with farting, but I was wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1314741 fart lightly..
>> [_] Anon 1314743 how do ?
>> [_] Anon 1314744 >># Did you try opening the bathroom door and fucking using the toilet, genius?
>> [_] Anon 1314745 >1314737 here. Did that. Got no achievement, even after properly completing a shit.I also farted lightly, and then let the timer run out.
>> [_] Anon 1314748 >># it doesn't open?
>> [_] Anon 1314749 Pull door.
>> [_] Anon 1314750 doors are complex, but here's a handy tip. if you cant PUSH a door, you can usually PULL it
>> [_] Anon 1314753 take pills, remove pants.
>> [_] Anon 1314754 pretty sure nobody said "push door" idiot. typing "open door" automatically thinks you are pushing it.
>> [_] Anon 1314755 Award 1: Actually shit in the toilet Award 2: Shit on the floor Award 3: Shit Award 4: Shit your pants ON the toilet Award5: Kill yourself with honor. Award 6: ? Award 7: ? Award 8: Shit before the game even begins Award 9: HURRRRR Not sure how to get 6 and 7. Deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 1314756 >># deal with it? no, fuck your shit attitude.
>> [_] Anon 1314757 >># >shit attitude dohohoho
>> [_] Anon 1314758 >># Fart lightly, take pills, wait.
>> [_] Anon 1314759 >># Fart lightly Take pills ... PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1314760 >># >># Where did you figure out the pills?
>> [_] Anon 1314762 Award 1: remove pants, pull door, sit toilet, shit Award 2: Remove pants, shit Award 3: shit Award 9: remove pants, open door, let time run out
>> [_] !!OASN9x6PvT0 1314765 >># 6 AND 7 REVIELD TAKE PILLS, FART LIGHTLY SIT AND WAIT FOR TIME TO RUN OUT
>> [_] Anon 1314775 newfags can't shit properly
>> [_] Anon 1314857 >># "check pockets."

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[_] [G] !!OASN9x6PvT0 1310424 DONT SHIT YOUR PANTS
>> [_] !!OASN9x6PvT0 1310434 oh ya have to right click and click play to play it. dont worry its not a download
>> [_] Legalize !wq3.sTB8Hk 1310438 no you dont, you can just play normally. I did, anyways, i beat it, but don't have all the achievements
>> [_] Anon 1310449 I love you
>> [_] FurFag !ZJ/IQFurrY 1310450 try "dont shit"
>> [_] Anon 1310451 God damnit... I can beat it but I can't figure out some of the achievements.
>> [_] Anon 1310452 how do you get "the inevitable", "holding off the inevitable" and "shit king"?
>> [_] op likes !sEyoVt5aA2 1310454 AWARD 1 Step 1 – Type play Step 2 – Fart lightly Step 3 – Pull door Step 4 – Remove pants Step 5- Go to bathroom Step 6 – Shit AWARD 2 Step 1 – play Step 2 – remove pants Step 3 – shit AWARD 3 Step 1 – play Step 2 – shit AWARD 4 Step 1 – play Step 2 – pull door Step 3 – go to washroom Step 4 – shit AWARD 5 Step 1 – play Step 2 – kill yourself AWARD 6 + 7 Step 1 – play Step 2 – use pills (where the hell did pills come from) Step 3 – fart lightly Step 4 – wait Step 5 – wait after the finish AWARD 8 Step 1 – shit AWARD 9 Do nothing Congrats you are the SHIT KING!
>> [_] op likes !Cock/4O/lE 1310456 btw it works
>> [_] Anon 1310463 after pulling open the door type "break toilet" the exertion will cause you to shit your pants :D
>> [_] Anon 1310499 how to win: 1. fart lightly 2. pull door 3. drop pants 4. go to washroom 5. shit
>> [_] Anon 1310500 funny thing: 1. drop pants 2. kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1310526 I shat myself.
>> [_] Anon 1310530 this shit is old like my pants with shit in them
>> [_] Anon 1310580 type "play" including the "
>> [_] Anon 1310581 Try "check hair"
>> [_] Anon 1310582 Also the pills come from your pockets; try "check pockets" to see the backstory here.

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[_] [G] Anon 1302771 I shat. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1302779 >you don't know how to suck your own penis i am dissapoint
>> [_] Digifag 1302836 I am the shit king!
>> [_] Anon 1302848 >You don't know how to masturbate damn, well i can't quite figure out how to get all the endings then
>> [_] Anon 1302857 >># There's something in your pockets, and you can provide temporary relief by doing something. But lightly.
>> [_] Anon 1302858 >># CP?
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1302860 Oh shit, not this crappy game again, are people just dumping anything in /f/?
>> [_] Anon 1302864 YOU JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR CONGRATULATIONS
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1302870 >># Best one: >play >take off pants >die Shame the achievement is the same if you take off your pants or not.
>> [_] Anon 1302872 >I don't know how to love. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1302906 Look at hair
>> [_] Anon 1302933 SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1302943 >># more entertaining than your weeaboo shit
>> [_] Anon 1302944 >># Wrong. It's Touhou Tuesday, and you'll deal with it. Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1302971 >look in pocket >take pills >fart softly you win kind of you shit your pants in a cutscene
>> [_] Anon 1302989 How do I become the king?
>> [_] Anon 1302995 >># HEH CRAPPY HEH DUMPING HEH
>> [_] Anon 1302997 > pull off pants > pull door > sit on toilet > SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1303018 >># get all of the awards silly.
>> [_] Anon 1303034 Shitting at the starting gun: type shit before you type "start" at the menu screen. Shitting 101: type shit before doing anything else. So close and yet so far...: Pull door, sit on toilet, shit. Don't take off your pants. Sep-poo-ku: type "die" Slow typer: let time run out. Thinking (and shitting) inside the box: pull door, remove pants, sit on toilet, shit Mr. Efficient: Remove pants, shit Holding off the inevitable: type "fart lightly" The inevitable: Type "check pockets" (not strictly necessary), "take pills" and fart lightly to give yourself enough time for the pills to work. Wait 45 seconds. Final award: get all of the above.

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[_] [G] Anon 1298972 dont shit your pants right click click play to activate it
>> [_] Â Â 1298975 :play :take off pants :play :poo two awards down, 10 to go,
>> [_] Â Â 1298976 dont know what i did but i got the slow typer award too, =D
>> [_] Anon 1298981 hellp
>> [_] Anon 1298984 6 and 7 elude me
>> [_] Â Â 1298988 get as far as you can and type "punch door" and watch what happens =D
>> [_] Anon 1298989 >># two words: fart gently
>> [_] Anon 1298990 1: play, pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit 2: play, take off pants, shit 3: play, shit. 4: play, pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5: play, suicide 6: play, take pills, fart lightly, wait for timer to run out 7: Do 6. 8: Shit. 9: let time run out 10: do all of these.
>> [_] Anon 1298995 play shot web ? profit
>> [_] Anon 1299000 >># yeah he can't http://imgur.com/qlS2Z.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1299007 I dont know how to why are you pink?
>> [_] Anon 1299011 Type "look at hair"
>> [_] Anon 1299014 http://tinypic.com/r/335eil2/6 Lol
>> [_] Anon 1299016 how do i get 4?
>> [_] Anon 1299095 play, pull door, take pants off, sit on toilet, suicide
>> [_] Anon 1299113 play sit look for pills fart gently take pills "wait 45 seconds" "wait 10 more seconds" ??? profit x2
>> [_] Anon 1299126 HOW DO I GET 8 Shitting at the stating gun
>> [_] Anon 1299130 >># oh I see don't say play, just shit. lolol
>> [_] Anon 1299167 remove pants kill self
>> [_] Anon 1299178 /r/ing more dos like games

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[_] [G] filling /r/equest Anon 1267632
>> [_] Anon 1267636 damn this takes me back 12 years playing the "Hugo" games.
>> [_] Anon 1267642 How the fuck do you get "the Inevitable" and "Holding off the inevitable"?
>> [_] Anon 1267644 >># type "take pills" and "small fart"
>> [_] Anon 1267649 hint: take off your freaking pants!
>> [_] Anon 1267663 How to Sep-poo-ku?
>> [_] Anon 1267680 >># die.
>> [_] Anon 1267681 >># suicide anyone kno how to get mr efficient?
>> [_] Anon 1267687 >># take off pants shit
>> [_] Anon 1267701 how to you get the starting gun one??
>> [_] Anon 1267705 >># type shit at the start instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1267708 KING OF SHITTING RIGHT HERE
>> [_] Anon 1267710 >># holy shit you just nostalgialized me
>> [_] Anon 1267717 How do I become king?
>> [_] Anon 1267727 i like to type eat shit and die to achieive Sep-poo-ku
>> [_] Anon 1267731 award 1: pull door, pants off, sit on toilet, shit 2: pants off, shit 3: fart 4: pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5: kill yourself 6-8: dunno 9: do nothing
>> [_] Anon 1267734 8: type shit not play at the start
>> [_] Anon 1267737 6-7: take pills, small fart and wait
>> [_] Anon 1267741 >># 6-7 small fart take pills
>> [_] Anon 1267749 >># right click, press "play" until it says you shit on the floor lol
>> [_] not OP 1267752 http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9297/ crowni.jpg OMG I GOT CROWN! http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8885/sh iiiittt.jpg AND OMG ALL ACHIEVEMENTS!

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[_] [G] Anon 1260753
>> [_] Anon 1260757 This is the greatest game ever.
>> [_] Anon 1260759 THIS FUCKING GAMEe
>> [_] Anon 1260761 shit, i forgot the shit secretes
>> [_] Anon 1260762 post a guide
>> [_] noko 1260768 slow typer is all I need, how get?
>> [_] Anon 1260775 Awards, type these after typing play 1: Pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit 2:remove pants, shit 3: shit 4: pull door, sit toilet, shit 5:kill 6:fart lightly, take pills 7: same as 6 8:replace "play" with shit 9: don't type anything Aww yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1260855 damn, i lost the game
>> [_] Anon 1260866 1. type until you run out of time 2. fart lightly, take pills and wait til time runs out 3. pull door, remove pants, sit, shit 4. remove pants, shit 5. shit 6. die 7. replace play with shit 8. pull door, sit, shit.

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[_] [G] For Peanut Butter :3 Anon 1233493
>> [_] Anon 1233498 how the fuck do i play this the only two things that gave me anythis was fart and shit
>> [_] Anon 1233499 afaik fart fart lightly pull door take off pants sit toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 1233500 Take off Pants Shit Win
>> [_] Anon 1233501 type in shit instead of play check pants take pills fart lightly (wait)
>> [_] Anon 1233508 I got all the rewards but one...
>> [_] Anon 1233516 AHAHA SUICIDE
>> [_] Anon 1233524 >># I got all need help?
>> [_] Anon 1233526 >># yes. i need award 4 and final award
>> [_] Anon 1233527 >># I would like it
>> [_] Anon 1233530 >># >># hrm... what was #4 again?
>> [_] Anon 1233531 >># so close and yet so far
>> [_] Anon 1233533 How do you get #5 and final?
>> [_] Anon 1233535 r>># 5=suicide
>> [_] Anon 1233536 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 1233537 oh, pull door sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 1233539 >># may need to lightly fart before all that.
>> [_] Anon 1233540 4 Pull door sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 1233541 so, after I take the pills and fart lightly what do I do wait the whole timer?
>> [_] Anon 1233542 remove pants die VICTOLY!
>> [_] Anon 1233543 I still think my favorite is Remove pants Kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1233546 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEAHK9SD3 FA walk through
>> [_] Anon 1233595 >breathe I don't know how to breathe
>> [_] Anon 1233604 how are you supose to know that you can take pills?
>> [_] Anon 1233605 >># check pants ~or~ check pockets
>> [_] Anon 1233625 haha final is removing pants then fart. i loled the whole way through

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[_] [G] re. robot unicorn attack Anon 1196388 Does anybody have a copy of robot unicorn attack? post if you do plz. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] More on the way Mr. Cheat 1196398 " shit ", " crap ", " dump ", " plop ", " poo ", " poop ", " defecate ", " expel ", " expunge ", " loaf ", " log ", " shat "" toilet ", " loo ", " lavatory ", " latrine ", " outhouse ", " can ", " throne ", " john "" pants ", " jeans ", " bloomers ", " sweats ", " boxers ", " knickers ", " underwear ", " briefs ", " boxers ", " slacks ", " trousers ", " pantaloons ", " underpants ", " shorts ", " denim ", " britches ", " drawers "" remove ", " drop ", " shed ", " discard ", " rid ", " unload ", " withdraw ", " off "" on ", " wear ", " dress ", " equip "" fart ", " flatulate "" lightly ", " easy ", " gently ", " light ", " slowly ", " slow ", " soft ", " softly ", " little ", " small ", " tiny ", " micro "" take "" open ", " unlock ", " push "" break ", " attack ", " damage ", " hit ", " punch ", " kick "
>> [_] Mr. Cheat 1196399 " entranceway "" sit "" stand "" floor ", " ground ", " carpet "" around ", " room ", " area ", " space ", " place ", " surroundings ", " environment ", " location ", " setting "" washroom ", " bathroom ", " restroom "" pills ", " drugs ", " medicine ", " pill "" eat ", " consume ", " use "" pull ", " yank "" don\'t ", " do not ", " dont "" die ", " kill ", " suicide ", " seppuku ", " kill "" yourself ", " self "" quit ", " menu "" up ", " off "" shirt "" clothes "" hair ", " head "" move ", " go ", " walk ", " enter "" shoes ", " feet ", " sandals ", " toes ", " slippers "" headbutt ", " smash ", " bash ", " crash "" check ", " search ", " look ", " dig ", " examine ", " see ", " inspect "" pocket ", " pockets "" close ", " shut ", " slam "" door ", " entrance ",
>> [_] Anon 1196500 How the hell do you get the 8th?
>> [_] Anon 1196515 I got it all :P #8 is instead of typing "play" at the beginning, type "shit" And to get sep-poo-ku, just type die. If you need more help, then boo hoo. Oh, and type Check Pockets, Take Pills, and Fart Lightly. Just wait and all.
>> [_] Anon 1196516 >># type "shit" when you are supposed to type "play"
>> [_] Anon 1196524 How do I get 6 and 7?
>> [_] Anon 1196527 >># Type slowly fart then type take pills
>> [_] Anon 1196618 Mr. Efficient?
>> [_] Anon 1196624 type in "triforce"
>> [_] Anon 1196633 "remove pants" "die" VICTOLY!

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[_] [G] gotta poop Trikky 1184872
>> [_] Anon 1184874 Take pills.
>> [_] Anon 1184875 hao 2 fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 1184880 >># By typing "fart gently"
>> [_] Anon 1184881 Hm, if you run out of time while sitting on the toilet with your pants off, you shit on the floor....
>> [_] Anon 1184888 got them all shit pants instead of typing play
>> [_] Anon 1184899 Don't shit. Oops.
>> [_] Anon 1184930 how do I get at the starting gun?
>> [_] Anon 1184950 1: remove pants, pull door, go in bathroom, shit 2: remove pants, shit 3: shit 4: pull door, go in bathroom, shit 5: die 6 & 7: take pills, fart gently (wait) 8: type "shit" instead of "play" to start 9: (wait)

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[_] [G] Classic Adventure Game Anon 1164069 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1164070 why did i lol so much at this
>> [_] Anon 1164090 The one where you shit on the floor is the best.
>> [_] Anon 1164117 i got shit king in 59 seconds, can you beat me?
>> [_] Anon 1164197 HOW DO YOU GET 6 AND 7!!?!?!
>> [_] Anon 1164198 >># look at pants eat pills fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 1164252 How does I get 5 and 8?
>> [_] Anon 1164266 Here's a hint. Type "break fourth wall" after you start a game. You will shit bricks.
>> [_] Anon 1164270 >># That happens if you type in "break" anything.
>> [_] Anon 1164274 How do I get 2, 8 and final?
>> [_] Anon 1164275 I actually did shit my pants today during a long bus ride. It was one of the worst, most humiliating days of my life. Funny game.
>> [_] Anon 1164283 >># 8) type shit before game starts
>> [_] Anon 1164296 I still need five, guys.
>> [_] Anon 1164297 how do you get 5?
>> [_] Anon 1164299 >># >># >># Type in 'suicide'.
>> [_] Anon 1164301 LOL i typed in eat shit and die and got it
>> [_] Anon 1164305 10 take off pants shit
>> [_] Anon 1164306 >># COOL STORY BRO
>> [_] Anon 1164318 Protip: pull door
>> [_] Anon 1164320 still need 4 and 8
>> [_] Anon 1164334 59 secs ...? The pill and zero typer part alone takes this amout of time bitch

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[_] [G] Don't Shit Your Pants Anon 1159338
>> [_] Anon 1159351 i got all the aachievements yay
>> [_] Anon 1159360 >># hoooow :(
>> [_] Anon 1159361 how do you get Holding off the inevitable The inevitable shitting at the starting gun and Sep-poo-ku
>> [_] Anon 1159363 for the seppuku just type in die or suicide
>> [_] Anon 1159364 shitting at the starting gun instead of play, type shit and Sep-poo-ku kill self
>> [_] Anon 1159367 I still need award 6 and 7
>> [_] Anon 1159369 >># fart and check your pockets
>> [_] Anon 1159370 >># holding off the inevetible, and the inevitable are the same thing, first type take pills, then fart lightly... then wait 40 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1159371 gently fart gives you a lot more time but not the holding off the inevitable award
>> [_] Anon 1159374 >># >># >># this
>> [_] Anon 1159375 >># >># >># thanks I am the shit king now
>> [_] Anon 1159382 award 2?
>> [_] Anon 1159385 1)Take off pants 2)Shit 3)??? 4)PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1159387 >># This >>#
>> [_] Anon 1159388 i need awards 1 and 4
>> [_] Anon 1159403 How do I get the first award?
>> [_] Anon 1159406 >># >># pull door
>> [_] Anon 1159429 award 4? anyone?
>> [_] Anon 1159430 award 4?
>> [_] Mr. Green !!KKJ98NkDC3B 1159433 Award 4, sit on the toilet, but don't take off your pants.
>> [_] Anon 1159434 thank you sir.
>> [_] tutorial Anon 1159447 pull door take off pants sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 1159449 needs 7 and 8
>> [_] Anon 1159451 Easy
>> [_] Anon 1159480 type kill self
>> [_] Anon 1159494 I said take off pants pull door GO IN THE GODAMN BATHROOM shit :]
>> [_] Anon 1159541 I. Hate. This. Game.
>> [_] Anon 1159610 how do you get 8 and 9?
>> [_] Anon 1159619 How do you get slow typer?
>> [_] The real Slim Shady !2lUaBTuaUc 1159620 >># 9: don't do anything 8: i dunno lol
>> [_] The real Slim Shady !2lUaBTuaUc 1159621 >># 8:just type shit, don't even type play
>> [_] Anon 1159625 what's slow typer?

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[_] [G] DON'T SHIT YOUR PANTS Anon 1142010 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1142012 inb4 stupid fucker spoiling the game for everyone.
>> [_] Anon 1142017 it doesnt work ;-;
>> [_] Anon 1142021 I AM THE KING OF SHITTING!
>> [_] Muteboy !ctWgNMWp5M 1142025 I thought the game was going to scare me.
>> [_] Anon 1142026 Man, I have shit in my pants, outside of my pants, on the toilet and off. What else is there?
>> [_] Anon 1142028 how to get award 5-8?
>> [_] S_D 1142031 >># Type shit before play Take pills then do nothing
>> [_] Anon 1142032 i farted lightly
>> [_] Anon 1142035 1. poop normally 2. poop with door closed (on floor, but not in your pants) 3. shit your pants 4. shit your pants - while on the toilet 5. type "kill" or "die" 6. fart lightly. eat pills. wait. 7. automatically get it from doing #6 8. type shit before the game starts. 9. run out of time 10. get all 9 other awards. main commands: take off pants pull door sit on toilet fart light fart eat pills kick
>> [_] Anon 1142036 how do i get 5?
>> [_] Anon 1142037 >># Refer to: >># HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1142046 `KILL YOURSELF`
>> [_] Anon 1142047 >># The rest of us learned to tell time in kindergarten, why didn't you?
>> [_] Anon 1142063 Apparently, light farting three times in a row will stain your pants - even if you have them off and are sitting on the toilet. Damn, man, what did you eat?!
>> [_] Anon 1142171 Best command = "don't shit"
>> [_] Anon 1142200 that's weird, after i played the game i felt like taking a shit
>> [_] Anon 1142226 God, I really hope this was someone's school project.
>> [_] Anon 1142265 >look hair
>> [_] Anon 1142266 take off pants die

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[_] [G] BECOME THE SHIT KING Anon 1118040 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] lluukkee !nEk8pJ61Lk 1118055 pull door
>> [_] Anon 1118063 commit suicide.
>> [_] Anon 1118064 i shat on the floor
>> [_] Anon 1118074 i shat my pants :(
>> [_] Anon 1118089 ugh. my supper tonight was an entire can of blackeyed peas and some cornbread, so I've already narrowly won this game at least three times in as many hours.
>> [_] Anon 1118109 >># you shit your pants thrice? that's fucking effort
>> [_] Anon 1118113 fart lightly
>> [_] Anon 1118131 how do you get holding off the inevitable...and the inevitable
>> [_] Anon 1118145 >># Fart lightly, then take pills
>> [_] Anon 1118150 I don't know how to shit bricks
>> [_] Anon 1118155 Someone's been browsing 420chan.
>> [_] Anon 1118171 how to become shit king? i got all others
>> [_] Anon 1118179 >># Then you are the shit king.
>> [_] Anon 1118182 how so i shit at the starting gun? i do it as fast as i can...
>> [_] Jyu.Ichi !zWpDOhpQ2s 1118186 >># instead of typing "play" type "shit"
>> [_] Anon 1118187 >># you gotta do it alot sooner as in before you even "play"
>> [_] Anon 1118189 "You forgot to pull your pants down!" I cracked up
>> [_] Jyu.Ichi !zWpDOhpQ2s 1118193 Who knows how to get award 4?
>> [_] Anon 1118194 Best ending: -Remove Pants -Shit
>> [_] KCIN !nEcw8UBlRU 1118196 I am now the shit king.
>> [_] Anon 1118200 How do you get award four?
>> [_] Anon 1118202 how to get #5 Se-poo-ku?
>> [_] Anon 1118204 >># Type "die" Try it with your pants off.
>> [_] Anon 1118205 Try some of these commands >don't shit >kick door >punch door >pull door >look head >look shirt >look pants >fart >fart lightly >take pills >die >quit
>> [_] Anon 1118210 best ending. Take off pants, die.
>> [_] Anon 1118239 >># shit on the toilet with pants on
>> [_] Anon 1118241 how do get efficiant shitter?
>> [_] Anon 1118242 >># remove pants, shit
>> [_] Anon 1118253 take off pants. kill self.
>> [_] Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 1118259 Earned my crown
>> [_] Namefag 1118303 Take off pants. Fart lightly three times. Pants magically appear on your legs, you shit them.
>> [_] Anon 1118321 I am the Shit KING!
>> [_] Anon 1118324 >># You can also lose by magic reappearing pants with the Holding Off [The Inevitable] even if you removed them.
>> [_] Anon 1118325 >># What's more, it happens even if you have no pants and are sitting on the toilet.

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[_] [G] Ren !qBlG.j6noM 1111078
>> [_] Anon 1111097 Oh god, I can't stop playing.
>> [_] Anon 1111110 How I get achievement 6 and seven?
>> [_] Anon 1111112 YES Im the shit king.
>> [_] Anon 1111116 Ok, so I did a small fart to increase my time, but how do I get 6/7?
>> [_] Anon 1111120 Try pills
>> [_] Anon 1111121 /r/ing too many ninjas
>> [_] Anon 1111124 this is a shitty game
>> [_] Anon 1111143 >># YES! I AM THE SHIT KING! THANK YOU!
>> [_] Anon 1111186 You really need to take a shit... ok You don't know how to ok.
>> [_] Anon 1111187 >># You can type "7" here. This isn't /b/. >># To get both: >fart lightly >take pills Wait for the pills to take effect.
>> [_] Anon 1111194 I'm missing award 5 and 10 helps
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1111197 hacks please, it's impossible to not shit my pants. This game is too realistic (i.e. hard)
>> [_] Anon 1111198 1/2/3/4/5/8/ and 10
>> [_] Anon 1111199 try committing suicide
>> [_] Anon 1111200 i'm missing one two four and eight
>> [_] Aboutksgda Gundosoob 1111201 Aloha!jhjn! http://drqaiemy.com jhlyp edzzj http://yrgmbrse.com cmpvy gkosf http://izgchjuo.com pknif xcuqg http://kllrxmhy.com gcxph cptzh http://uxfziiua.com rexwj dylwk
>> [_] Anon 1111203 1. Play > pull door > remove pants > shit in toilet 2. Play > remove pants > shit 3. Play > shit 4. Play > pull door > shit in tiolet 5. Play > kill (Remove pants first if you don't want to shit them) 6. Play > fart lightly > take pills 7. Same as 6 8. Type shit instead of play 9. Do nothing 10. Get all other awards
>> [_] Anon 1111206 wooohooo! shit king!

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[_] [G] Push Know your Destiny off the board! Anon 1106522 It's a shitty fucking flash.
>> [_] Anon 1106698 pull door remove pants sit on toilet poo
>> [_] Anon 1106702 remove pants kill self
>> [_] Anon 1106705 how do you get the inevitable achievements?
>> [_] Anon 1106711 >># Fart lightly Take pills Wait for timer to run out
>> [_] Anon 1106716 >># how about the starting gun and king achievements?
>> [_] Anon 1106717 >># nevermind, got 'em

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[_] [G] /r/ Acid Star.swf Anon 1097666
>> [_] Anon 1097683 spoiler: type "shit" at the beginning prompt
>> [_] Anon 1097697 http://zip.4chan.org/v/res/40619682.html
>> [_] Anon 1097698 >Play >Take off pants >Kill self
>> [_] Anon 1097704 I don't understand how to hold off the inevitable... what is the inevitable? waiting for the timer doesn't help... softly farting puts more time on the timer tho.
>> [_] Anon 1097711 >># nvm, fart softly, take pills, wait for timer to run out.
>> [_] Anon 1097712 >># >Play >Search pants >Fart lightly >Take Pills And then wait.
>> [_] Anon 1097716 I AM THE KING OF SHITTING
>> [_] Anon 1097780 wait until the last second and type shit, for mr efficiency
>> [_] Anon 1097782 >># No no. You get that from taking off your pants, then shitting on the floor.
>> [_] Anon 1097826 Are there any more (good) flash games like this? I love typing in actions and having my dudes carry them out.
>> [_] Anon 1097838 I'm laughing so hard at this game, I'm crying. Srs.
>> [_] Anon 1097856 I AM THE KING OF SHITTING! I never been so proud of myself. Gold star for me.
>> [_] Anon 1097872 how do you get shitting at the starting gun?
>> [_] Anon 1097879 >># type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1097886 TYPE REMOVE PANTS SHIT
>> [_] DeadLeaves !l9EQiPXVhU 1097893 >># h2g2

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[_] [G] Anon 1092562 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1092572 Oct. 12, 2009 Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements
>> [_] Anon 1092707 use the walkthrough to become the king of shitting!
>> [_] Anon 1092807 Walkthroughs are for fags
>> [_] Anon 1092846 in their defense, how do we know we have pills?

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[_] [G] Anon 1089949 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1089959 fucking love this game
>> [_] Anon 1089968 /r/ing help
>> [_] Anon 1089974 >># with what? some useful commands: fart shit pills open door
>> [_] Anon 1089975 look look in pockets
>> [_] Anon 1089978 type "shit" before starting
>> [_] Anon 1089979 Can't figure out the trick behind six and seven...I are noob
>> [_] 𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝒀𝑴𝑶𝑼𝑺 1089982 an hero is always the answer
>> [_] Anon 1089983 >># Yeah, this. >># Sorry I didn't specify.
>> [_] Anon 1089985 >># take pills fart lightly then just wait out the timer
>> [_] Anon 1089988 how i gets 8 and 9? :(
>> [_] Anon 1089990 >># type shit at the start screen start game and wait for time to run out
>> [_] Anon 1090011 type "break down door" it helps
>> [_] CACTUAR 1090013 >># type kill myself and lul
>> [_] Anon 1090104 How do I get 1 2 and 4?
>> [_] Anon 1090120 Take off pants Pull door Go in bathroom Shit
>> [_] Anon 1090131 Need 6 and 7.
>> [_] Anon 1090166 >># See >>#
>> [_] Anon 1090169 How do you get 2 and 10?
>> [_] Anon 1090175 >># 2 by farting Just fart 10 - it's the last one, i guess? you'll get that if you get all the previous.
>> [_] Anon 1090185 remove pants shit SUCCESS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1090187 howto get 4
>> [_] Anon 1090193 How to 1?
>> [_] Anon 1090207 >># sit on toilet, but pants still on btw i've got 10 ^^
>> [_] Anon 1090234 I am the shit king. This game never ceases to make me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1090236 >># 5.) just type kill 10.) you get once you get all of them.
>> [_] Anon 1090359 >># I FUCKING LOL'D
>> [_] Anon 1090376 How do I get 9?
>> [_] Anon 1090382 for #4 open door sit toilet shit done.
>> [_] Anon 1090383 Also. Remove pants open door sit toilet kill
>> [_] Anon 1090394 remove pants PULL door go in bathroom SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1090397 /start /take off pants /kill self then laugh

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[_] [G] Anon 1076519 Dont do it /f/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1076544 k
>> [_] Anon 1076546 dunno how 2 paly D:
>> [_] Anon 1076547 how does one hold off the inevitable?
>> [_] Anon 1076549 I won the game. Its not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 1076551 take off pants. poop.
>> [_] Anon 1076552 >play >take off pants >pull Door >enter bathroom >shit
>> [_] Anon 1076553 >># You sir are a liar and will spend eternity on this boat!
>> [_] stuck! Anon 1076578 i cant get awards 2, 6 & 7
>> [_] Anon 1076583 >># tell him to kill himself.
>> [_] Anon 1076584 type fart
>> [_] Anon 1076585 SHOW THEM ONLINE: 1 - Shit in toilet 2 - Shit on the floor 3 - Shit your pants intentionally. 4 - Sit on toilet. Shit pants. 5 - Kill yourself, or 'Die' 6 - ????? 7 - ????? 8 - ????? 9 - Let the time run out. Final - ?????
>> [_] Anon 1076586 Oh here we go. Copy/pasted from dagobah.biz Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, ( ... ) 2. Flatulate 3.type "poop" instead of "shit" 4."look"
>> [_] I AM THE SHIT KING Anon 1076588 And I got a crown to prove it!
>> [_] Anon 1076687 Bah, if I fart lightly, take off my pants, take the pills, then wait I still somehow shit my pants, my crown floats above my head too.
>> [_] Anon 1076688 Also, try taking off your pants THEN dying
>> [_] Anon 1076691 >># 8. type shit instead of play
>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 1076707 Newfags can't shitking All the awards are(in no order) >Type 'shit' when you're supposed to type 'play' once you start playing... >type shit >type take off pants then type shit >type take off pants then type pull door then type shit >type take off pants then type pull door then type sit on toilet THEN type shit >type soft fart then type take pills, wait for the effects of the pills to kick in. You get one award for waiting, and then another award straight after for... shitting yourself >don't do anything, just wait for the timer to run out >type suicide enjoy
>> [_] Anon 1076750 no awards (should have been) but typing don't shit makes you shit anyway
>> [_] Anon 1076762 trying to hit/punch the door makes you shit

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[_] [G] Are you man enough? Vidyaman !COWBELLw8U 1052955 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1052967 Shit.....I gotta shit now.
>> [_] Anon 1052993 I got the crown, motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 1052996 no clue how to get Award 6, 7 and 8 :(
>> [_] Anon 1052998 Too hard. Impossible to not shit your pants. Cheats please.
>> [_] Anon 1052999 >># learn to King's Quest
>> [_] Anon 1053000 i love this game. classic text-based adventure.
>> [_] Anon 1053005 How can you sad fuckers not know how to do this? The commands are as follows, experiment to find new achievements... shit take off pants eat pills fart fart lightly kill self open door pull door close door put on pants sit down look at head Play with it a bit...
>> [_] Anon 1053009 i like the command "don't shit"
>> [_] Anon 1053010 "attack grue"
>> [_] Anon 1053033 >># Type take pills, then fart lightly. Just wait, you'll get awards 6 and 7 at the same time. For 8, type shit at the menu.
>> [_] Anon 1053112 >># Fail, sit on tiolet
>> [_] Anon 1053116 >># Or "sit on can"

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[_] [G] Anon 1044948 Dumpin Sum Shyt Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1044954 >># LITERALLY....
>> [_] Anon 1044969 HOW DO I DO THIS?
>> [_] Anon 1044970 >># get the medals i only remember a few i know typing "shit" before play is one and doing it right is another
>> [_] Anon 1044974 So far I have everything but Holding off the inevitable and The inevitable. This game is funny as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1044975 How do I shit king?
>> [_] Anon 1044979 I AM THE SHIT KING! take pills fart lightly wait ????? PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1044984 Words that yield results: Suicide Open Door Pull Door Close Door Sit on Toilet Fart Lightly Fart Shit Dont Shit Remove Pants Mix these and you'll get most of the achievements. Type shit instead of play to get Award 3. Who knows the rest of 'em? I can't get Final achievement, or 6 and 7
>> [_] Anon 1044991 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 1044993 Anyone know how to get 4?
>> [_] Anon 1044994 >># dude i just posted the way to get both 6 and 7 at once
>> [_] Anon 1044996 to get four pull door sit on toilet shit ?????? profit (DO NOT REMOVE PANTS)
>> [_] Anon 1044997 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 1044998 TAKE PILLS
>> [_] Anon 1045003 Woot, just got them all slow typer is basicly let the clock run out with something typed in but dont hit enter
>> [_] Anon 1045005 >># POKEMON! CANDLEJACK I CHOOSE YO-
>> [_] Anon 1045007 >># Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1045009 how can i get the 2nd award?
>> [_] Anon 1045010 woot i just got shit king
>> [_] Anon 1045013 >># newfags cant candlej-
>> [_] Anon 1045020 how do i make him cry a single tear? i remember it had to do with his baldness
>> [_] Anon 1045022 Ok, I have got all of them: Number 1: Pull Door, Remove Pants, Sit on toilet, Shit. Number 2: Remove Pants, Shit. Number 3: Shit. (Play First) Number 4: Pull door, Sit on toilet, Shit. I'm too lazy to type the rest, figure it our yourself :)
>> [_] Anon 1045029 Here's a list of all the commands and their synonyms found in the string parsing code. I don't know if all of them are used or not. http://pastebin.com/m29662172
>> [_] Anon 1045030 >># look at hair
>> [_] Anon 1045043 take off pants - die -
>> [_] Anon 1045044 >># no if you only say part of it it doesnt happen
>> [_] Anon 1045053 >># it was posted >>#
>> [_] Anon 1045055 I DON'T WANNA SHIT BRICKS I'M A TOYS-R-US KID!
>> [_] Anon 1045080 How do you get "shitting at the starting gun"
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 1045097 take off pants die lol
>> [_] Anon 1045103 >># type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1045107 /r/ing 6 and 7
>> [_] Anon 1045125 how to get 9
>> [_] Anon 1045135 type very, very, slowly

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[_] [G] Anon 1017312
>> [_] Anon 1017336 any idea how to get awards 5-8 and 10?
>> [_] Anon 1017339 type shit instead of play And then promptly kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1017340 For five, type in "kill yourself."
>> [_] Anon 1017345 Six: Type 'take pills' (you can see them if you type 'look pants' and then 'fart lightky' wait for the timer to run out. Seven: Just say on the screen without pressing anything for a bit after you get 6. Ten: Get 1-9
>> [_] Anon 1017351 goole works nicely: http://www.google.com/search?q=don%27t+s hit+your+pants
>> [_] Anon 1017403 >># -Type 'play' to begin! >shit
>> [_] Anon 1017526 Can't get 4
>> [_] Anon 1017541 got em all
>> [_] Anon 1017573 ok, i cant get any of it
>> [_] Anon 1017642 >># Holy fuck that's sad.

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[_] [G] DON'T SHIT YOUR PANTS Anon 1011506 Best game ever!
>> [_] Anon 1011512 Hello! I am the Shit King!
>> [_] Anon 1011514 I can't figure out six and seven...
>> [_] Anon 1011515 >># 1. take pills 2. fart lightly 3. ???? 4. profit
>> [_] Anon 1011518 1. drop pants 2. kcik door or 1. drop pants 2. pull door 3. sit on toilet 4. shit
>> [_] Anon 1011530 How do I do number 8?
>> [_] Anon 1011531 How do I become the shit king?
>> [_] Anon 1011536 >># Pull door remove pants take pills fart lightly sit on toilet then wait for the timer to run out
>> [_] Anon 1011541 this game sooo needs to be ported over to the wii just think! the sequils could be "Don't shit your pants: road trip edition" or "Dont shit your pants: daughters birthday" or "Dont shit your pants: At the office" after you beat the game you'd unlock a cinematic of what happened before the game. something like "EL GRANDE'S BURRITO BUFFET" =D
>> [_] Anon 1011543 i am the shit king of the north kingdom
>> [_] Anon 1011570 How I shit web?
>> [_] Anon 1011574 >># type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 1011577 Yay I got all of them now
>> [_] Anon 1011580 WTF is Se-poo-ku?
>> [_] Anon 1011583 >># yeah, i don't get this one either
>> [_] Anon 1011586 >># Type in 'Die'
>> [_] Anon 1011589 how do I do number 4 & 5?
>> [_] Anon 1011594 how do you do number 4?
>> [_] Anon 1011595 how do i number 4
>> [_] Anon 1011597 4 is fucking hilarious The name is a pretty heavy clue, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out
>> [_] Anon 1011598 number 4: Pull door Sit on toilet poop
>> [_] Anon 1011600 Got them all.
>> [_] noko Anon 1011602 this game is fucking win.
>> [_] Anon 1011603 numbah 56 see- poo -ko?
>> [_] Anon 1011606 >># thanks dude, I'm now the shit king!
>> [_] Anon 1011607 >># suicide
>> [_] Anon 1011609 I'm having trouble with #8. Halp plox.
>> [_] Anon 1011616 fuck yeah i have a crown
>> [_] Anon 1011620 anybody tried typing in "Don't shit your pants"?
>> [_] Losttrap !!MBG5QZB5y8W 1011624 This is brilliant. This generation needs more text adventures, specifically on the DS.
>> [_] Losttrap !!MBG5QZB5y8W 1011625 First try I took a shit on the floor since I couldn't figure out how to open the door, and when I did I sat down with my pants on, freaked out, stood up, removed pants, then crapped on the carpet. Second time I did it easily. Trying to figure out what else I can do on my own~ :3c
>> [_] Anon 1011630 1 play 2 take off pants 3 die
>> [_] Anon 1011650 Type in Look at hair
>> [_] Anon 1011655 1 shit on the can 2 shit on the floor 3 shit ur pants 4 shit on the can with ur pants on 5 sepuku -> Japanese word for suicide 6 u can fart and there's something in ur pocket 7 if u got 6 u can get 7 8 shit b4 the timer starts 9 the timer runs out 10 u are crowned the shit king! hurray 4 u!
>> [_] Anon 1011700 there was another game like this involving bathroom stalls and collecting toilet paper, anyone have it?
>> [_] Anon 1011707 Damn this game is an EPIC WIN
>> [_] Anon 1011740 >># lulz
>> [_] Anon 1011803 >># LOL

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[_] [G] Anon 996897 oh yeah! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 996900 I AM THE SHIT KING
>> [_] Anon 996904 how do u get the achievements
>> [_] Anon 996905 fart lightly, take pills, pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit
>> [_] Anon 996907 I shit my pants before the game even started :( Then when the game did start I took my pants off and shit on the floor :(
>> [_] Anon 996908 take pills, fart lightly, then wait for the timer to run out for double award
>> [_] Anon 996909 >># You just shit on the floor! Congratulations!
>> [_] Anon 996921 award 1: pull door, pants off, sit on toilet, shit 2: pants off, shit 3: fart 4: pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5: eat shit and die 6: take pills, fart, then do nothing 7: Also gotten above 8: type shit instead of play at the beginning. 9: do nothing
>> [_] Friendsofsandwiches 996936 I don't know how to fuck that shit
>> [_] Anon 996947 >># A SURVIVAL HORROR GAME
>> [_] Anon 997124 I'M THE KING OF SHITTING
>> [_] Anon 997158 This game is awesome.

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[_] [G] Survival Horror at its best!!!! Anon 992237
>> [_] Anon 992250 how do i play the game?
>> [_] Anon 992254 i won
>> [_] Anon 992255 I AM THE SHITTING KING! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY FECES!
>> [_] Anon 992278 HOW DO I GET TEH SHIT KING ACHIEVEMENT??
>> [_] Anon 992284 >># Get all the others.
>> [_] Anon 992292 I AM ALSO THE SHIT KING!!!!
>> [_] Anon 992326 I am the shit king as well!
>> [_] Anon 992353 How to win Pull door take off pants sit on toilet take shit
>> [_] Anon 992357 I'm stuck on award 6&7
>> [_] Anon 992358 >># little fart
>> [_] Anon 992359 >># I've done that like 6 times and nothing.
>> [_] Anon 992362 1. pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. 2. remove pants, shit. 3. shit with pants on. 4. pull door, sit on the toilet and shit. 5. suicide. 6. Haven't figured this out, probably has to do with taking the pills in your pocket, but you don't get 45 seconds. 7. Unknown 8. Trying to figure this one out. 9. type while the timer's running out. 10. Assumably getting all achievements.
>> [_] Anon 992363 8- instead of typing "play" type shit
>> [_] Anon 992364 type shit instead of start
>> [_] Anon 992365 HA! I AM THE SHIT KING!
>> [_] Kenred2 992366 Yawn... then what's the point of even playing this game?
>> [_] Anon 992367 >># namefags don't understand
>> [_] Anon 992369 992362 here, I've got 6 & 7, at first I thought 8 was impossible, but not so. 6. typing little fart gave me the extra time, take pills and you'll also gain 7. thanks to >># 8. Type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 992377 to get 6 and 7 1. eat pill 2. fart slowly 3. ???? 4. ACHIEVEMENT!
>> [_] Kenred2 992378 8. Shit *at the beginning before you type play
>> [_] Kenred2 992381 Anon... when someone posts all the answers, there's no point in playing, correct?
>> [_] Anon 992385 It was more entertaining for me to find the commands on my own.
>> [_] Anon 992386 >># then don't read the replys until you finish it
>> [_] Kenred2 992389 Whoops... too late for that, lol
>> [_] Anon 992390 There should be an "Elvis end" if you sit on the toilet and then die.

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[_] [G] don't shit your pants fags Anon 987615
>> [_] Anon 987620 I'm not wearing any pants.
>> [_] Anon 987628 play pull door go to toilet shit shit take off pants shit kill self (wait until timer runs out) pull door go to toilet shit missing 6, 7, 8 and final.
>> [_] Anon 987633 shit before typing play
>> [_] Anon 987634 I AM THE SHIT KING
>> [_] Anon 987640 take pills, fart lightly, then wait
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 987642 I'm the king of shit!
>> [_] Anon 987650 take pills fart lightly wait for it
>> [_] King of Shit 987660 Someone called me?
>> [_] Anon 987661 >># Not that I recall, but welcome anyway!
>> [_] Anon 987668 take off pants shit I WIN
>> [_] Anon 987678 Take the pills Fart lightly THEN WAIT UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS DOWN
>> [_] Anon 987685 I AM THE SHIT KING. LOOK AT MY FUCKING CROWN.
>> [_] Anon 987687 http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/don t-shit-your-pants/ If you want to rate or comment to the creator. I lol'd so I gave him 5/5
>> [_] Anon 987690 >># some faggots gave him 1/5 because they couldn't work out how to start the game? fucking morons.
>> [_] Anon 987693 Take off pants commit suicide win???
>> [_] Anon 987694 Survival horror at its best.
>> [_] Anon 987700 best game ever
>> [_] Anon 987703 I still think the ability to shit your pants before the game begins is the best feature of this game.
>> [_] Anon 987707 take off pants put pants back on
>> [_] Anon 987708 I laughed so hard I nearly blacked out. Unfortunately, I just took a shit before finding this :(
>> [_] Anon 987716 I refuse to conform to society. I shall shit my pants forever.
>> [_] Anon 987724 Award spoilers: 1- pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit 2- tell him to take his pants off and shit. do not open the door or sit on the toilet 3- tell him to shit right at the start, without doing anything else first 4- pull door, sit on toilet, shit, but don't take pants off 5- tell him to kill himself 6- type "fart gently" in the box at the start, then immediately type "take pills". wait around and you'll get the award. 7- You get this as a byproduct of completing 6 8- Tell him to shit at the starting menu before the game even begins (the one where you have to type play / awards/ delete) 9- let time run out without telling him to shit 10- completeion award, you get it by finishing 1-9.
>> [_] Anon 987741 Just right click and hit play a bunch of time, lol
>> [_] Anon 987769 SHIT KING WOOOO
>> [_] Anon 987793 Does anyone feel the need to shit after playing this game?
>> [_] Anon 987802 how to start the game!?! wtf
>> [_] Anon 987833 Shit King and i have the crown to prove it!
>> [_] Anon 987851 Being the shit King... Feels good man.
>> [_] CHAD WARDEN !YNW..KR/is 987855 suk dick gay niggas like a dildo
>> [_] Anon 987902 EASTER EGG: Type "use your splash attack"
>> [_] Anon 987922 >># You can just type the word "attack" along with anything else, such as "heart attack".
>> [_] Anon 987928 TEE-HEE! I AM THE SHIT KING!

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[_] [G] Don't shit your pants Anon 961424 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 961433 got 3 achev. how do you get the othetrs ?
>> [_] Anon 961435 I can't get the inevitable or holding off the inevitable
>> [_] Anon 961436 i've only gotten 2 so far
>> [_] Anon 961438 someone should list the actions
>> [_] UTF !qjX8en2eHk 961440 >># look pills
>> [_] Anon 961442 got 6 so far
>> [_] Anon 961446 still missing 2 - 6& 7 you got 40 sec but the pils take 45..
>> [_] Anon 961450 I got em all, hooray
>> [_] Anon 961451 >># small fart gives you more than 40 seconds
>> [_] Anon 961453 >># thanks found a faq >.>
>> [_] Anon 961454 shit king hurraaaa
>> [_] Anon 961461 to get #8 instead of typing play type shit
>> [_] Kain 961473 #3 type shit #5 type suicide #6 take pills #7 take pills #8 let the timer run out #1/2/4/King = idk, u figure it out
>> [_] Anon 961476 1 = finish the game =) 2 = take off pants, shit 4 = pull door, go to bathroom , shit
>> [_] Anon 961485 I AM THE SHIT KING!!!
>> [_] Anon 961487 >># mmhm sure
>> [_] Anon 961491 >># THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO THE SHIT KING!!!
>> [_] Anon 961494 #1 pull door, remove pants, shit #2 remove pants, shit #3 shit #4 pull door, shit #5 suicide #6,#7 fart slowly, take pills, *let time run out* #8 type shit instead of play at beginning #9 *let time run out* king: get 1-9
>> [_] Anon 961496 got em all. Pretty easy, but makes me giggle all the same.
>> [_] Anon 961498 http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6150/sc heibe.png
>> [_] Anon 961549 this game makes me giggle
>> [_] Anon 961601 still crownan from a while back
>> [_] Anon 961625 "People who take screen shots of flash games are terrorists" -George W. Bush, 2003
>> [_] Anon 961631 jizz in my pants! GAME OVER!
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 961632 God damn man this game is so fucking hard. I can't not shit my pants, how do you not shit your pants man, this is too hard.
>> [_] Anon 961637 >># U SO FUNNY ME RAFF RONG TIME
>> [_] Anon 961653 HAHAHAHAHA GOD DAMN /Pull Door /Sit down /Shit "YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS" I shit myself
>> [_] Anon 961657 this game is the shit
>> [_] Anon 961659 Lets get nostalgic here guys, anyone got some more funny text-based games. In .swf or not does not matter?
>> [_] Anon 961666 type in "Don't shit your pants"
>> [_] Anon 961705 >># to bad quest for glory 2 is to big, that was an awesome text-based game
>> [_] Anon 961707 >># Ive never played it sadly, is it available easily?
>> [_] Anon 961736 oh wow, made my night

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[_] [G] The greatest game ever made. Anon 946236
>> [_] Anon 946243 Can't get the "Inevitable" ones. Got all the rest though.
>> [_] Anon 946247 "shit" at start screen "shit" "remove pants" "shit" "pull door" "sit on toilet" "shit" "pull door" "remove pants" "sit on toilet" "shit" "die" "take pills" "fart lightly" "take pills"
>> [_] Anon 946250 walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", "shit". 2="remove pants","shit". 3= "shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", "shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly", "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type "shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, die 2. Flatulate
>> [_] Anon 946270 Still the Shit King
>> [_] Anon 946275 wow.... this game seriously made my day. I never unlocked all achievements in a video game. You've boosted my confidence greatly.
>> [_] Yugi !lY/06spwzA 946299 yay a crown
>> [_] Anon 946362 easter egg 3. Kick door.
>> [_] Anon 946377 I shat my pants playing this game
>> [_] Anon 946388 a good 4th easter egg would be "use butt plug"
>> [_] Anon 946392 >># also: punch door look at hair type "play" with quotations at start
>> [_] Anon 946543 Still crownin' from like 4 months ago

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[_] [G] Anon 931351 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 931357 What.
>> [_] Anon 931362 still have my shit crown
>> [_] Anon 931369 how do i do the two inevitable awards?
>> [_] Anon 931373 >># take pill and fart lightly then just wait for the timer to run out
>> [_] Anon 931386 What's the "Shitting at the starting gun" achievement?
>> [_] Anon 931394 >># type 'shit' before starting.
>> [_] Anon 931397 Just need "Mr. Efficient" achieve...
>> [_] Anon 931400 For Mr. Efficient take off your pants and shit on the floor.
>> [_] Anon 931401 >># type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 931402 how do i shit king award?
>> [_] Anon 931410 >># You get Shit King by getting all the other achievements. :P
>> [_] Anon 931460 One of the best games ever.
>> [_] Anon 931477 How come I am somehow the king, and I have never played this game in my life... Only people who use this Macintosh is me, and my girlfriend...
>> [_] Anon 931526 >># you have your answer right there
>> [_] Anon 931538 how do i get sep-poo-ku and the two inevitables?
>> [_] Anon 931541 >># sep-poo-ku: type "die" inevitables: already explained
>> [_] Anon 931549 'kill yourself' also works. just need so close and yet so far now...
>> [_] Anon 931551 Just missing Outside the box and So close...
>> [_] Anon 931561 >># same
>> [_] Anon 931562 >># take off pants, pull door, sit on toilet, shit
>> [_] Anon 931567 its inside the box, and its done by taking off pants, pull door, sit on toilet, and shit

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[_] [G] Anon 926740 Kick door for lulz Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 926745 Can't get 5-8.
>> [_] Anon 926747 fart fart lightly take pills die remove pants pull door sit on toilet kick door poop shit look
>> [_] Anon 926752 shit (before starting game) take pills (and sit on toilet till time is up) die or suicide
>> [_] Anon 926755 I got all the awards!
>> [_] Anon 926756 I AM THE SHIT KING
>> [_] Anon 926774 the crown makes it ALMOST worth playing after you have all the achievements. Keyword almost.
>> [_] Anon 926776 Still got my crown from 4 reposts ago!
>> [_] Anon 926789 how does one get mr effecient?
>> [_] Anon 926791 >># >take off pants >shit
>> [_] Anon 926796 Right click Play Right click Play Right click Play etc. etc. etc. Result: All rewards. You get a crown. Woop dee doo
>> [_] Anon 926868 well that was fun while it lasted, thanks guy
>> [_] Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs 926922 Protip: falcon punch.
>> [_] Anon 926973 fart lightly twice on toilet with pants off BUG
>> [_] Anon 927000 Awesome game
>> [_] Anon 927051 Can't get the so close and yet so far award
>> [_] Anon 927063 >># Pull door, sit on toilet with your pants on and shit.

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[_] [G] Can you manage? Vidyaman !!g6C2feaBybE 916305 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 916308 what the fuck.... how do i win?
>> [_] Anon 916309 play pull door pants off sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 916310 I forgot to take off the pants. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 916311 >># >sit on toilet >shit Or you could just type: "shit in toilet" to save time.
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 916312 hahaha type shit instead of play at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 916313 How do I get the "Holding off the inevitable" and "The Inevitable" awards?
>> [_] Anon 916314 I'm guessing that sitting on the toilet with pants off and letting the time run out will get you the "the inevitable" but I'm not sure how to get the other one... or Se-poo-ku
>> [_] Anon 916315 how do you get achievement #6 and #7
>> [_] Anon 916316 scratch that, just got se-poo-ku. Did it both with and without pants. Both give different lulz-worthy endings
>> [_] Anon 916317 if you want to get se-poo-ku type "kill myself" after you type play
>> [_] Anon 916318 ohhh, don't forget to check your pockets :D And kick the door. ahaha
>> [_] oodlez !4/uEWtrwHc 916319 >># or die.
>> [_] Anon 916320 yay, I has crown
>> [_] Anon 916322 >>#how does 6 and 7
>> [_] Anon 916323 type fart gently
>> [_] Anon 916324 >># aaaaaah
>> [_] Anon 916325 yay
>> [_] Â 916333 take pills for greater justice
>> [_] Anon 916335 I am king of shit.
>> [_] Anon 916338 How do you get #8?
>> [_] Anon 916342 How does I 2 and 4?
>> [_] Anon 916346 Can't figure out 8
>> [_] Anon 916347 >># Don't worry, anon... I worked it out :)))
>> [_] Anon 916355 protip: type 'falcon punch'
>> [_] Anon 916356 for 6 and 7 type "take pills" then type "fart gently"
>> [_] Anon 916358 how do you get 8?
>> [_] Anon 916364 >># type shit instead of play
>> [_] Anon 916366 How do you get number 2?
>> [_] Anon 916367 >># pants off shit
>> [_] Anon 916369 >># Haha, thank you.
>> [_] Anon 916370 >># thank you.
>> [_] Anon 916374 1) Pull door, remove pants, sit on toilet, shit 2) Remove pants, shit 3) Shit as soon as the game starts 4) Pull door, sit on toilet, shit 5) kill yourself 6) fart gently, check pockets, take pills 8) I think you have to be typing something in the midst of it explaining you're about to fail Final Award) Collect all other rewards
>> [_] Anon 916400 >># 8: "shit" on the title screen 9: Have a half-finished sentence in the command line when the time runs out
>> [_] Great Game SilentJack 916480 So awesome, i'm playing it IRL!!
>> [_] Anon 916504 Faggot wont it on the toliet.
>> [_] Anon 916505 sit** ...And no that's not why he won't sit.
>> [_] Anon 916506 ... Apparently "Sit loo" works. So I'll do that.
>> [_] Anon 916548 Even when I'm sitting on the toilet with my pants off, I end up shitting on the floor when the time is up?
>> [_] Anon 916552 it's cool how this always makes this many comments :)
>> [_] Anon 916615 >># complicated games always generate many comments.

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[_] [G] Can you become the pants shitting king? Anon 909718 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 909724 i shat my pants :(
>> [_] Anon 909727 wow that was awesome
>> [_] Anon 909730 how do you win?
>> [_] Anon 909733 How do you get awards 5-8
>> [_] Anon 909735 pull door take off pants enter bathroom shit
>> [_] Anon 909738 >># just wait and do nothing for one of them.
>> [_] Anon 909740 SPOILER! to win: 1. Remove pants 2. Pull door 3. Shit in toilet 4. ????? 5. Profit
>> [_] Anon 909741 how the fuck do you make it start? I typed play and it does nothing
>> [_] Anon 909742 >># 5-8 not any of them, just 5-8
>> [_] Anon 909743 commands are: play, die, pull door, take off pants, take pill, fart lightly, shit in toilet and so on
>> [_] Anon 909744 type shit in the main menu for epic
>> [_] Anon 909747 The game hasn't started yet but you just couldn't help yourself.
>> [_] Anon 909750 >># 5> kill 8> write shit instead of play still working on 6,7 and final
>> [_] Anon 909752 die is #5
>> [_] Anon 909753 >># this
>> [_] Anon 909756 >># yeah I can't get 6 and 7... It has something to do with waiting for it to say "Find a way to surpress the poo" or whatever.. but.. Idk..
>> [_] Anon 909758 type pills
>> [_] Anon 909760 I need 4
>> [_] Anon 909761 Apparently, sitting on the toilet with your pants off makes you shit on the ground if the time expires.
>> [_] Anon 909762 6 7 and final how?
>> [_] Anon 909764 type take pill, and then "fart lightly"
>> [_] Anon 909765 >># take pill fart lightly wait
>> [_] Anon 909767 Anyone know how to do 4?
>> [_] Anon 909768 Got them all! Bwhahahahaha Shit King! wait...
>> [_] Anon 909770 >># pull door sit on toilet shit
>> [_] Anon 909771 how do you get shit king?
>> [_] Moose !!QUAmHZYYCzW 909775 1. Pull door, take off pants, enter bathroom, shit 2. Take off pants, shit 3. Fart 4.Pull door, enter bathroom, shit 5. Die 6.Take pills, Fart lightly 7.Take pills, fart lightly 8. Type shit instead of play at the menu 9. Don't do anything Final. Get all preceding awards.
>> [_] Anon 909776 i need 1
>> [_] Anon 909777 Fuck yes I am the shit king! And I got a crown to prove it! This game is awesome OP, got some source?
>> [_] Anon 909796 Where the hell are you guys finding pills, anyway?
>> [_] Anon 909801 Write "Shit" for insta win lolololo
>> [_] Anon 909802 for the dumb people: you have to click the text box in order to type in commands (so to play you first click to the right of "> THEN type "play" and hit enter)
>> [_] Anon 909805 >># type "look pants"
>> [_] Anon 909808 >># judging by http://images1.swfchan.com/10/49302b.jpg the source seems to be Decade Studios dot com
>> [_] Anon 909813 whitey cant dance
>> [_] Anon 909848 >># and blacks cant make something useful in the history of man
>> [_] Anon 909850 >># Peanut butter is very useful.
>> [_] Anon 909856 This game is GOLDEN! Where shitting your pants is rewarded
>> [_] Anon 909862 lol type shot web
>> [_] Anon 909871 >Dont know how to fuck you
>> [_] Anon 909880 >I don't know how to shot web
>> [_] g 909886 >># I shot the web? (Hold's gun clueless)
>> [_] Anon 909887 dang i haven't delted my cookies since last time i played this on /f/, still got mah crown on
>> [_] Scruffy... the janitor. 909895 suicide is a command
>> [_] Anon 909902 >># WHY do I shot web?
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 909904 >># how do I shit web?
>> [_] Anon 909906 I FUCKING WIN. FUCK YOU , PANT SHITTTER.
>> [_] Anon 909928 www.decadestudios.com is the sauce.
>> [_] Anon 909929 >># site seems to be down though
>> [_] Anon 909945 Best ending. 1.Take off pants 2. Die.
>> [_] Anon 909955 WHO POOP RAST?!?!?!!?
>> [_] Anon 909960 My crown floats.
>> [_] Mister Efficient Doctor Dick !!dKiknH62i9K 909965 I shat on the floor
>> [_] Anon 909975 >># Yeah, that's why the Incas were eating it thousands of years ago.
>> [_] Anon 909982 >># Taking off your pants is such hard work, though!
>> [_] Anon 909986 SHit king here
>> [_] Anon 909991 Bricks were shat!!!
>> [_] Anon 909996 still got mah crown from last time.
>> [_] Anon 910018 "Defecate" works as a command. I lol'd.

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[_] [G] Don't shit your pants : The game Anon 901055 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 901058 >I don't know how to breathe. interesting
>> [_] Anon 901060 this is actually pretty fucking funny and somewhat thought out
>> [_] Anon 901062 now how do you get the final award? also, hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 901065 not working for me :(
>> [_] Anon 901068 >># right click 'play'
>> [_] Anon 901069 >># Right click > play
>> [_] Anon 901070 how do I do holding off the inevitable and the inevitable?
>> [_] Anon 901071 You don't have to right click and hit play, you just click in the text box at the bottom and type the word play in Also, I'm now the Shit King and I've got the crown to prove it.
>> [_] Anon 901073 >># type fart lightly, then type take pill.
>> [_] Anon 901076 >># ty
>> [_] Anon 901077 how do i get the final award?
>> [_] Anon 901081 I can't figure out shitting at the starting gun.
>> [_] Vidyaman !!g6C2feaBybE 901082 Award 4 made me lol greatly
>> [_] Anon 901084 >># Type shit instead of play.
>> [_] Anon 901085 >># don't right click and hit play, click in the text box at the very bottom by the >, and type in "shit" also if you type in "play" with the quotes there the game calls you an idiot
>> [_] Anon 901088 Oh my GOD. I didn't know what to do so I typed in "don't shit your pants" "You shit your pants anyway! Game over!" Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
>> [_] Anon 901089 >># I don't get it...
>> [_] Anon 901090 >># Oh god, now I typed in "kick door" "The exertion causes you to shit your pants! Game Over!" HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
>> [_] Vidyaman !!g6C2feaBybE 901092 >># pull door, sit toilet, shit do it now
>> [_] Anon 901093 >># Get all the other awards.
>> [_] Anon 901097 >># Punching does that too.
>> [_] Anon 901098 >># oh I already got that one. What are the funny ones?
>> [_] Anon 901100 Don't look at your hair.
>> [_] Anon 901101 how do I get award #1? Just be real fast?
>> [_] Anon 901102 How to get award 2?
>> [_] Anon 901103 I AM the shit king!
>> [_] Anon 901108 >># nevermind, I figured it out
>> [_] Anon 901117 >># >># I don't get it, I take pills and just let timer go down? Then I lightly fart and let it count down?
>> [_] Anon 901118 How do you get the 5th reward? Thats the only one I dont get
>> [_] Anon 901121 >># You have to kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 901125 award 6/7 help?
>> [_] Anon 901126 >># pants off shit
>> [_] Thread 16's personal guardian 901131 This is awesome. Awards 1-2-3-4-5 down, going for the rest now.
>> [_] Anon 901135 Award 1 Take off pants, pull door, shit in toilet Award 2 Take off pants, shit Award 3 Shit your pants Award 4 Pull door, shit in toilet Award 5 Kill yourself Award 6 and 7 Fart lightly, take pill Award 8 Type shit instead of play Award 9 Fail to shit tah dah
>> [_] Anon 901136 >># dammit 6/7 explain more please. do you do just one for each? or do both and let time count down?
>> [_] Anon 901138 >># nevermind got it now I have a crown :3
>> [_] Anon 901139 how do you get 4th reward?
>> [_] Anon 901143 How do I an hero?
>> [_] Anon 901144 >># You can get both in one go. Type "fart lightly" to get extra time and then "take pills" and let the timer run down. Eventually it'll give you the award.
>> [_] Anon 901148 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 901187 >># Make sure to take your pants off first.
>> [_] Anon 901239 how do I become the shit king?
>> [_] Anon 901260 I laughed so hard playing this I had to shit.
>> [_] Anon 901261 i dont get it how do you do number 9
>> [_] Anon 901268 >># don't do anything
>> [_] Anon 901274 I am the Shit King! This is my greatest achievement today.
>> [_] Anon 901290 type shit instead of play for lols
>> [_] Anon 901307 If you sit on the toilet and wait, you shit on the floor?
>> [_] Anon 901371 >># absolutely. apparently you can't just let the shit come out into the toilet on its own. you have to force it out. or else you SHIT YOUR PANTS.
>> [_] Anon 901372 Any idea what fuckhead made this game?