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[_] [G] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)20:23 No.

  Dumpin Sum Shyt

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>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)20:34 No.

  >>1044948
  LITERALLY....

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)20:58 No.

  HOW DO I DO THIS?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:01 No.

  >>1044969
  get the medals

  i only remember a few

  i know typing "shit" before play is one and doing it right is another

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:06 No.

  So far I have everything but Holding off the inevitable and The inevitable.
  This game is funny as fuck.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:07 No.

  How do I shit king?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:09 No.

  I AM THE SHIT KING!

  take pills
  fart lightly
  wait
  ?????
  PROFIT!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:14 No.

  Words that yield results:
  Suicide
  Open Door
  Pull Door
  Close Door
  Sit on Toilet
  Fart Lightly
  Fart
  Shit
  Dont Shit
  Remove Pants
  Mix these and you'll get most of the achievements. Type shit instead of play to get Award 3.
  Who knows the rest of 'em? I can't get Final achievement, or 6 and 7

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:17 No.

  >>1044984
  see
  >>1044979

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:18 No.

  Anyone know how to get 4?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:18 No.

  >>1044979

  dude i just posted the way to get both 6 and 7 at once

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:21 No.

  to get four

  pull door
  sit on toilet
  shit
  ??????
  profit

  (DO NOT REMOVE PANTS)

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:23 No.

  >>1044996
  thanks

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:30 No.

  TAKE PILLS

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:38 No.

  Woot, just got them all

  slow typer is basicly let the clock run out with something typed in but dont hit enter

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:42 No.

  >>1045003
  POKEMON! CANDLEJACK I CHOOSE YO-

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:44 No.

  >>1044979
  Thanks!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:46 No.

  how can i get the 2nd award?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:48 No.

  woot i just got shit king

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:49 No.

  >>1045005

  newfags cant candlej-

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:54 No.

  how do i make him cry a single tear? i remember it had to do with his baldness

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:08 No.

  Ok, I have got all of them:

  Number 1:

  Pull Door, Remove Pants, Sit on toilet, Shit.

  Number 2:

  Remove Pants, Shit.

  Number 3:

  Shit. (Play First)

  Number 4:

  Pull door, Sit on toilet, Shit.

  I'm too lazy to type the rest, figure it our yourself :)

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:18 No.

  Here's a list of all the commands and their synonyms found in the string parsing code. I don't
  know if all of them are used or not.

  http://pastebin.com/m29662172

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:19 No.

  >>1045020
  look at hair

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:31 No.

  take off pants -
  die -

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:31 No.

  >>1045013
  no if you only say part of it it doesnt happen

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:42 No.

  >>1045044
  it was posted
  >>1045005

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:44 No.

  I DON'T WANNA SHIT BRICKS
  I'M A TOYS-R-US KID!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:45 No.

  How do you get "shitting at the starting gun"

>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 08/09/09(Sun)00:16 No.

  take off pants
  die

  lol

>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:27 No.

  >>1045080
  type shit instead of play

>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:30 No.

  /r/ing 6 and 7

>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)01:00 No.

  how to get 9

>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)01:15 No.

  type very, very, slowly