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[_] [G] 4CHAN ADVENTURE GAME YOU NIGGER Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)00:25 No.932829
GOOD LUCK
YOU'LL NEED IT
DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING GATEWAY
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>> [_] the promendus 03/25/09(Wed)02:17 No.932910
ok seriously.. this doesnt go anywhere does it?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)02:44 No.932925
OK, I just got into youtube and I can't figure out what to do. I have the codes to /v/ and habbo
hotel, and /jp/, and the proxy as well.
My inventory is:
[Gateway][Ramen][Butter][Fake ID][Hypodermic Needle][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][Shii's
Box][Shii][Proxy][Briefcase][Battletoads][Triforce of Power][Fire][Lakitu Cloud][Monkeys][Hammer
Bros. Hammer][ITTY BITTY BABY][Can of Powdered Toast][Powdered Toast]
What the fuck do I do once I get to youtube?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)02:45 No.932926
>>932925
Oh, and I just found the MYSQL_ERROR but don't know what the hell to do with that either,
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)02:56 No.932936
Yes it does go somewhere, it has a definate end, and not a cop-out either. You just have to keep
at it to get there.
Head back to /v/. Still have some work to do there. If you want, I can be more specific.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:03 No.932944
OK, I made the buttered toast and figured out to use it on Shii, but I can't figure out which
item I need to complete the contraption.
I also found grandfather the guy but I have no clue what to do about him.
There are some items I left behind at the start because the game didn't tag them as needed (I
have enough trouble even with the game's help), those are:
[Sheets] [Sheets] [Dust] [Dust] [Shit] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Fire] [Fire] [Fire]
[Hypodermic Needle] [Triforce of Power] [Monkeys] [Hammer Bros. Hammer] [Shirt]
What the hell am I doing wrong? Feel free to be specific.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:05 No.932946
>>932944
Shit, figured out what to do with the closet as soon as I posted this...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:08 No.932948
>>932944
You need the fire and the ramen for later, and also that barrel. take your battletoads, and use
them on that big machine in /v/. You will get an apple (really more like a cherry)... if you have
ever played "I wanna be the guy" you know that these things are downright deadly. Use it on the
grandfather to do him in. Take his gun. Then, head into his closet. You will come upon the house
from zork! a farfetch'd is also there, use the pokeball on it and take the leek. get inside the
house. open the trophy case inside and get the wii trophy, you'll need it. Then go into the
basement and turn the lights on to kill the grue. Go back to the main hub, and use the wii trophy
to go into the wii online thing. Beat up the sandbag to get something in it you need, don't
remember the exact name. And that should catch you up. Specific enough for you nigger?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:13 No.932950
Protip: Remember there are a few hidden commands in the game, but they are pretty normal things,
if you explore logicly based on 4chan. For instance, for shits and giggles try typing in the
command "become an hero"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:19 No.932955
You all realize already that "look" and "examine" are very different commands, right? look
surverys the room, examine gives details about an object. Good idea to examine everything.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:21 No.932957
>>932948
Ahh, damn. I would have figured it all out if I just realized to use the battletoads game on the
machine, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:26 No.932960
>>932957
Yeah, that's kinda what this game is like. You will encounter parts where you are stumped,
seemingly, but you catch up pretty quick.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:39 No.932970
>>932960
Fuuuck, stuck in /a/ now.
Figured out how to make the anti-graviy device.
Also did the schoolbook thing and got the bike.
Do I need the silver monkey for anything?
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 03/25/09(Wed)03:44 No.932971
Wow, people still play my game! Hi guys!
I totally got too lazy to ever finish putting a picture for everything in the world, it wasn't
worth the humongous effort. I'm glad to see people still enjoy it anyway and repost it
occasionally though.
How many gateways have been forgotten in recent times?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:46 No.932973
>>932971
I think the promendus might have not taken his, judging by his ideas of the game not going
anywhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:50 No.932975
OK, so I got the leek, then I got the sexyjutsu, then I got the spincock.
Now I'm stuck again. Can't figure out what to do with the Caramel dancers. Do they have something
to do with Jim Carrey?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)03:55 No.932976
>>932975
Indirectly, yes. You have to overpower their catchy and annoying music with a more powerful song.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:05 No.932978
>>932971
So Zeta, how have you been? what have you been up to?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:07 No.932980
>>932976
I got the chocolate rain, just can't figure out how to shut them up with it. If that's what I'm
supposed to be doing.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:19 No.932981
>>932980
Wrong music. Did you use the wifi trophy at the main hub? That seems to be a problem for most
people.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:19 No.932983
WOO! Just beat the game again, looks like I still got it. Nothin to do now but kick back and take
in the kick assome ending music.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:21 No.932986
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN /jp/!? I GOT THE FUCKING MACHINE CODE AND EVERYTHING!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:26 No.932992
>>932986
BUT DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING GATEWAY LIKE YOU WERE TOLD TO YOU STUPID NIGGER?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:29 No.932995
>>932992
wat?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:36 No.932998
>>932995
DERP! DURR HURR! IM GONNA GO THROUGH A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE WITHOUT GRABBING SOMETHING OF
IMPORTANCE! DURR HURR!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:38 No.932999
>>932998
You'd be surprised. If you want to leave, just use the gateway.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:50 No.933007
This flash game seems to have a habit of creating huge threads for some reason.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:58 No.933008
dunno if you guys are still reading this, but I managed to get myself stuck in the /d/ ovary part
and can't figure out what to do.
Right now I have:
[Gateway][Fake ID][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Lakitu Cloud][ITTY BITTY BABY][MYSQL_ERROR][WiFi
Trophy][Fire][Gun of The Guy][Bike][Anti-Gravity Device][Sexyjutsu][Spincock][Chocolate
Rain][White House Trophy][Bottle of Pheremones][Bridget][Con Badge][Teh Rei][Vaginal Juices]
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)04:59 No.933010
>>932978
Games, thousands of them! I've been trying out every oldschool game ever made one at a time, plus
actually good games on occasion. Played Okami for the first time last month and loved every
moment of it. Gears of War 2 was also surprisingly fun, I don't usually like third person
shooters.
I still lurk now and then, but still spend most of my time on /v/ when I do.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 03/25/09(Wed)04:59 No.933012
>>933010
whoops forgot my tripcode as usual
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)05:00 No.933013
>>933008
You have the items you need. There are some people in /d/ with problems, help them.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)05:01 No.933015
Well, I'm glad you were here one of the nights your game was posted again then.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 03/25/09(Wed)05:05 No.933016
>>933015
when i first posted it I never once had the thought that it would last past the night with more
then a glance, it's cool everyone loved it so much.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)05:24 No.933024
Now /b/ has me stumped... I tried using everything in my inventory on what's available but no go.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)05:38 No.933031
Shit, do I have to go to fox news at all? I just noticed it magically disappeared from my portal
list... I hope there's nothing I had to do there, because if there is I might be fucked
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)05:50 No.933035
>>933031
Anyone? It would really blow ass if I have to do this all over again.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)07:41 No.933067
>>933035
OK, I'm absolutely stuck. I've made my way inside /b/ although i can't do anything, and I can't
figure out what to do for happy negro and chris hansen to advance the story. Nor can I figure out
how to get into Fox because their security is keeping me out. Absolutely positively stumped, so
if you know the answer just go spoil it for me.
I have:
[Gateway][Fake ID][Proxy][Barrel][Lakitu Cloud][Gun of The Guy][WiFi Trophy][White House
Trophy][Sexyjutsu][Can of Powdered Toast][Anti-Gravity Device][Bottle of Pheremones][Con
Badge][Bitchin' Ride][Mah Lazer][Nigger][Shii's Box][Butter][ITTY BITTY BABY][Teh
Rei][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][MYSQL_ERROR][Web][Bridget][Copypasta][Fire][Sage][Wad of
Cum][Steroids]
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)08:28 No.933083
Ok. I'm a complete retard. How do I get into /jp/?
