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[_] [L] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)18:51 No.1001477
I hope she puts you all to shame.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)18:53 No.1001484
Just because she can disassemble and reassemble it doesn't mean she can shoot it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:00 No.1001489
She'd have trouble trying to put it back together with my cock in her mouth and my fist in her
pussy and asshole.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:02 No.1001493
>>1001484
I assume shooting it was the first lesson, because why would you learn how to disassemble it for
repair and cleaning if you didn't know how to shoot it first?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:02 No.1001494
>>1001489
oh god I love 4chan
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:03 No.1001496
>>1001493
Because her dad could be lazy and makes the women do it for him.
You can also guess what else he has her do. ;)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:07 No.1001498
>>1001496
Cook
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:09 No.1001501
I would assume I could take down and reassemble a gun i'd practiced taking down and reassembling
faster than that
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:10 No.1001505
Bitch would fall down with the first bullet that came out of that thing. And then she'd be in
just the right position. Er, or at least one of just the right positions.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:15 No.1001510
there's a 100% chance of crazy jesus freak in that family
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:22 No.1001519
>>1001505
meh, small small caliber
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:26 No.1001523
That's hot
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:52 No.1001552
in 10 years she'll fuck like a minx
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:57 No.1001556
Mmmmm...dexterous little hands...
>> [_] Cute little bitch 06/09/09(Tue)20:01 No.1001559
>>1001505
kick back really aint that bad
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)20:04 No.1001564
>>1001552
Why wait 10 years for the fruit to spoil and rot when you can pluck it from the vine now and
sample it in its prime?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)20:15 No.1001570
It would have been cooler if we didn't find out someone else taught her.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)20:24 No.1001577
thats kinda fucked up that a kid knows that
kids at that age should be raped and scared for life
makes them have interesting sex lives later on
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)20:34 No.1001581
Kids like that should have people try to rape them. Then I can laugh as the little girl shoots
their asses.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)21:39 No.1001638
id let her assemble my gun, if you know what i mean
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:29 No.1001675
I'd let her polish my glock, if you know what I mean.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:33 No.1001677
>>1001675
no I don't could you please explain?
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)22:41 No.1001681
Very impressive.
I can disassemble and reassemble my mossberg 500 in the dark if I have to, and I once had to. But
that's another story.
>>1001501
You would assume wrong. It really is nowhere near as easy as this talented girl makes it look.
>>1001496
It's her rifle. Not her dad's.
>>1001510
100% of people who make sweeping generalizations are always wrong. /irony.
Seriously: You'd be dead wrong. The gun owning community is extremely diverse. Ranging from the
gay, to lesbian, to the black, white, men and women, of all religious groups.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:44 No.1001683
>>1001681
Yawn. There's always one preachy moron that wanders in from the outside. /f/ IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
AND REQUIRES LONG AND DULL LECTURES.
You're in the wrong place, faggot.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)22:47 No.1001685
>>1001683
I thought I'd do something nice and provide you with knowledge so you wouldn't have to remain
ignorant.
There is a word for willful ignorance you know.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:50 No.1001687
>>1001685
No, you thought you'd be a preachy moron so you could boost your ego and bang your drum. You're
not doing anybody a favor by being a bore.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:51 No.1001689
I have a hard time deciding which I hate more; practicing pedophiles, smug douchebags who think
posting crap makes them kewl anti-pedo superheroes, or NRAssholes.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)22:52 No.1001692
>>1001687
Cool fallacies bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:55 No.1001695
ITT: Boss's childhood videos
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:56 No.1001696
Seriously. Just lighten up, folks. I (and I know others) joke about pedobear and other non-PC
stuff here. That's the whole point of this place. You've got real life for all the dull
politically correct people to worry over.
If you're barging into the place to feel superior and give boring moral speeches or politically
correct info then you are doing it wrong and in the wrong place to boot.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)22:57 No.1001697
>>1001696
Funny, I don't remember saying anything about pedophilia one way or another.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:57 No.1001698
>>1001692
Cool hollow denial, bro.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)22:58 No.1001699
>>1001698
Would you feel better if I enumerated the logical fallacies you used in that post and showed you
where your logic was flawed?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:58 No.1001701
>>1001697
How odd, I hold up a general garment and you claim it to be tailor-made. Don't be stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)22:59 No.1001702
>>1001699 BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Feel free. No one will care and you'll still be pathetic.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)23:01 No.1001704
>>1001702
Yes, how pathetic is it for me to ask that you use -logic- in your arguments!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:02 No.1001706
>>1001689
Liberals
>> [_] EX-OP 06/09/09(Tue)23:04 No.1001709
>>1001704
Are you new to the internet or are you one of those poor perma-newbs? Get a grip. You're arguing
about nothing with nobody you know in a board about FLASH ANIMATIONS, mostly designed for comedy
and amusement and to top it all off the thread will die in minutes or an hour at most anyway.
Grow up, the lot of you. Nothing worse than trying to see what fun is going on and there's
nothing but whining and trolling like you guys are doing.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:06 No.1001711
I nearly came when she started wagglin' that thing around on the left side part, all dildo-like
I imagined her just stopping at that point and masturbating with it. Came. So. HARD
okay, so sue me, I'm SCA not ROTC.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)23:07 No.1001712
>>1001709
That's the first time I've seen the word "newb" used genuinely in over 4 years.
I thought that word died with spelling with numbers and calling leet?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:08 No.1001713
this flash is about the father that wished he had a son
>>1001489
lol'd
>>1001681
>and I once had to
by all means tell that story, i cant believe you actually had to disassemble and reassemble it in
the dark without further info on that. i mean, is "dark" dark as in "blind" or as in "not
daylight". and still, when the hell did you have to do it?
>>1001696
insightful
>> [_] EX-OP 06/09/09(Tue)23:09 No.1001714
>>1001712
How sad.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:10 No.1001716
>>1001706
You, sir, sound like a very confused individual, but after the past ten years or thereabouts I
suppose it can't be held against you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:13 No.1001720
>>1001712
Says Mr. "Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2"
L-O-L! Irony.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 06/09/09(Tue)23:13 No.1001722
>>1001713
Not nearly as interesting as it sounds.
Dark as in not daylight, in a closet.
Was half asleep, woke up early in the morning, like, 5 or 6 am and couldn't get back to sleep.
Decided to see if I could disassemble and reassemble my mossberg from memory.
So I did. Pulled it out of the closet, didn't even bother turning the lights on. Then again, it's
really not all that hard. The only tough part is making sure you get that bolt carrier to line up
with the action bars properly in low light, so you just gotta kinda feel for it until it kinda
pops into place. Had to fumble around for the cartridge stop a few times since that kept dropping
into the receiver.
Oh yeah. And sorry for derailing the thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:16 No.1001726
>>1001720
Woah man, we've got a genius on our hands here.
Not that I'm on anybody's side in particular here, but wow, clue up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)23:16 No.1001727
>>1001709
thing is mr ex-op, what good are threads if no one posts in them?
seriously, do you realize how boring /f/ would be if all threads had 0 comments, or 1 or 2 that
said "i like the hair of the main character in this flash animation". the threads needs to be off
topic and they need to get out of hand for this place to stay interesting.
i mean take this post for example, it might be the last one in this thread and i dont even know
if you are going to see it, but god damn it i'll post it anyway. we have to pretend that our
posts aren't meaningless or else /f/ would suck
