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[_] [H] Instructions for Lulz Inside Anon 1497969 When the second multiple choice appears, click on "if you like i can read you poetry?" and read what she says. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1497971 YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1497972 What the fuck man? It's as if everyone who uses the same gameplay style as MnF is... 1. Retarded 2. Underaged 3. Same Russian Fag 4. Not native to the english language 5. All of the above
>> [_] Anon 1497990 So knowing poetry makes you a botanist? Hot Damn, I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
>> [_] Anon 1497998 >># Which goes along way toward explaining why they all suck horribly.
>> [_] Anon 1497999 >># lulz and why does she get angry if i ask the time?
>> [_] The nuances of seducing women Anon 1498009 1. Hi, my name is Dick. 2. Can I rub your boobs? 3. Sex.
>> [_] Anon 1498065 Why does she get pissed if I grope the right tit, but the left tit is fine?
>> [_] Anon 1498071 i need a sex
>> [_] Anon 1498079 >># This
>> [_] Anon 1498123 i liked this, now i need a sex
>> [_] Anon 1498132 She said I'm a botanist for choosing poetry. I can't fap to this now
>> [_] Anon 1498145 WTF! She steals your dick and sticks it in her body when you cum on the home segment. Game...way to kill my boner :(
>> [_] Anon 1498218 oh my god this is so horrible it rules
>> [_] Anon 1498230 botanist interesting
>> [_] Anon 1498236 >do you know what time it is? I DON'T HAVE A WATCH! >random introduction after awkward social encounter HI! I'M LUCY! >if you like can I read you poetry GO AWAY! BOTANIST! Wait, what? >if you like I can do a very relaxing massage on your beautiful breasts YOU ARE SO KIND! LET'S TRY IT OUT NOW! >clothes off >massage breasts THIS IS BAD! But why? I thought you... >massage one breast OH, YES! Oh. >massage other OH, YES! >massage both OH, YES! >finger OH, YES! THIS IS NICE! AND NOW I NEED A SEX! Seriously, what the fuck, this lady is fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1498262 >># "OH SHIT. That girl is fucking hot. I'll just introduce myself. Nothing weird about that." >"Hi! I'm Luci!" "Wow, that went well. Shit, she's so hot. Look at them breasts. They can't be real. She'd never fall for a guy like me... Well, where's the harm in asking? It's not like she'll say yes anyway..." >"You are so kind! Lets try it now!" "OHMYFUCKINGGODYES.jpeg. Am I in heaven? Am I a wizard? Okay so how do I go about this? Slowly? Fuck it." >Off bra. >Off pants. >Massage tits. >Finger roughly. >"Oh! Yes!" "Jesus CHRIST. I AM a wizard! a SEX wizard!" >"I liked this! And now I need a sex!" "OH FUCK YEAH. FUCK. YEAH. ... But... Wait... Do I... Do I fuck her here? Or do I take her inside? If I take her inside will she think I'm unadventurous? If I try and fuck her here will she be offended? OHNOOOOOO"
>> [_] Anon 1498278 If you take her home and cum...it looks like she's a trap
>> [_] Anon 1498282 >># girls are wierd.
>> [_] Anon 1498304 >># The answer is 5. This includes MnF as well.
>> [_] Anon 1498320 If you like, I can read you poetry GO OUT!BOTANIST!