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[_] [H] Instructions for Lulz Inside Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:08 No.1497969
When the second multiple choice appears, click on "if you like i can read you poetry?" and read
what she says.
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:18 No.1497971
YEAH
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:18 No.1497972
What the fuck man? It's as if everyone who uses the same gameplay style as MnF is...
1. Retarded
2. Underaged
3. Same Russian Fag
4. Not native to the english language
5. All of the above
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:44 No.1497990
So knowing poetry makes you a botanist? Hot Damn, I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:53 No.1497998
>>1497972
Which goes along way toward explaining why they all suck horribly.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)21:54 No.1497999
>>1497969
lulz
and
why does she get angry if i ask the time?
>> [_] The nuances of seducing women Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)22:07 No.1498009
1. Hi, my name is Dick.
2. Can I rub your boobs?
3. Sex.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)23:44 No.1498065
Why does she get pissed if I grope the right tit, but the left tit is fine?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/11(Sat)23:50 No.1498071
i need a sex
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)00:04 No.1498079
>>1498071
This
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)01:52 No.1498123
i liked this, now i need a sex
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)02:03 No.1498132
She said I'm a botanist for choosing poetry. I can't fap to this now
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)02:25 No.1498145
WTF! She steals your dick and sticks it in her body when you cum on the home segment. Game...way
to kill my boner :(
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)08:11 No.1498218
oh my god this is so horrible it rules
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)08:55 No.1498230
botanist
interesting
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)09:04 No.1498236
>do you know what time it is?
I DON'T HAVE A WATCH!
>random introduction after awkward social encounter
HI! I'M LUCY!
>if you like can I read you poetry
GO AWAY! BOTANIST!
Wait, what?
>if you like I can do a very relaxing massage on your beautiful breasts
YOU ARE SO KIND! LET'S TRY IT OUT NOW!
>clothes off
>massage breasts
THIS IS BAD!
But why? I thought you...
>massage one breast
OH, YES!
Oh.
>massage other
OH, YES!
>massage both
OH, YES!
>finger
OH, YES! THIS IS NICE! AND NOW I NEED A SEX!
Seriously, what the fuck, this lady is fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)10:48 No.1498262
>>1497969
"OH SHIT. That girl is fucking hot. I'll just introduce myself. Nothing weird about that."
>"Hi! I'm Luci!"
"Wow, that went well. Shit, she's so hot. Look at them breasts. They can't be real. She'd never
fall for a guy like me... Well, where's the harm in asking? It's not like she'll say yes
anyway..."
>"You are so kind! Lets try it now!"
"OHMYFUCKINGGODYES.jpeg. Am I in heaven? Am I a wizard? Okay so how do I go about this? Slowly?
Fuck it."
>Off bra.
>Off pants.
>Massage tits.
>Finger roughly.
>"Oh! Yes!"
"Jesus CHRIST. I AM a wizard! a SEX wizard!"
>"I liked this! And now I need a sex!"
"OH FUCK YEAH. FUCK. YEAH.
... But... Wait... Do I... Do I fuck her here? Or do I take her inside? If I take her inside will
she think I'm unadventurous? If I try and fuck her here will she be offended? OHNOOOOOO"
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)11:58 No.1498278
If you take her home and cum...it looks like she's a trap
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)12:05 No.1498282
>>1498065
girls are wierd.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)12:55 No.1498304
>>1497972
The answer is 5.
This includes MnF as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)13:36 No.1498320
If you like, I can read you poetry
GO OUT!BOTANIST!
