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[_] [G] the "sequel" to bang !bksFCWEVEQ 1502653 I told you I'd deliver, boys and girls! Here's a satire art game I made because the genre is becoming more popular and I hate it. The random-people-killing aspect from bang is here, but toned down a lot, so don't expect to be killing any 10 year old governors with 12 kids this time, but there's plenty of new content to make up for it. Enjoy! Or don't! I'm kind of hoping for the latter, actually! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1502662 I've been waiting on this game since the prior discussion. you, my fine chum, have done some good work here.
>> [_] Anon 1502677 I fucking love falling down the stairs. over and over.
>> [_] Anon 1502679 >># jump down those stairs, son. live the dream.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502685 glad to hear you guys like it so far. and the stairs are my favorite part, too.
>> [_] Anon 1502699 I like it. I actually like Artsy games. Why? Because I love games and Artsy games are like going through the checkout at the grocery store and eyeing that lone reduced price snack. It's shit food sure, but it's tasty for the time you enjoy it and cheap. Real games = Steak dinner Artsy/flash games = Snacks Also, I enjoyed the perspective part of the game. And the stairs. >And so it begins
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502702 >># I like art games, too, I just don't like shitty fucking art games. Ones that are all "I'M SO DEEP I'M CHINA MOTHERFUCKER" when in reality I could have shat out their message on the toilet. Which is pretty much what I did for this game.
>> [_] Anon 1502711 I still liked the perspective thingy. It'd be cool if you could do something more with that. Oh also, I liked the 'gaming is a art'. Oh and more stairs. I noticed a trend in some artsy games are falling. You could have like a thirty second section of a level be just falling down stairs. Also, do you have any more work?
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502713 >># I think one of the things I enjoyed the most about making this was that the ideas I used in this seem like they could be parts of much bigger projects on their own. For example, I now have some idea of how to implement a modified version of the perspective aspect into its own project; so if I ever get around to that feature'll see the light of day yet again. The stairs thing just seems like something I thought would be a minor thing when I thought it up but ended up being way too hilarious in its own way. Not much completed work, no. The "prequel" to this, bang, is basically just the shooting game from this with random name generation. I also made a just-for-/f/-and-/v/ game called mascara maiden 3. Both of those get reposted here from time to time.
>> [_] Anon 1502717 Did anyone actually play through to the shooting part? I can't hit shit.
>> [_] Anon 1502720 >># Cool, I'll have to keep an eye out then. If you ever do make some full stuff or at least complete demos you should fire up a blog and all that jazz. >># I got one, and got the message "The funeral will be held on Sunday" or something like that.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502721 >># Try using the machine gun. Easier to hit people, but with the downside of not having the satisfaction of hitting someone at point blank with a shotgun.
>> [_] Anon 1502729 how do i pass giant wall of faggot sucide bricks?
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502730 >># To defeat Monogamy, shoot it until it dies. PROTIP: Don't die before he dies, or you will be dead.
>> [_] Anon 1502731 >># ah nevermind over 9000 and TWO shots later it crumbled.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502733 Anyway, I'm going to pass out for 4 hours because I have 3 projects due for classes and one midterm coming up and I need SOME sleep. If this thread's still here by then, I'll answer any questions or comments or whatnot.
>> [_] Anon 1502737 WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAAAN Seriously though this has more depth than most fucking Newgrounds grade art games.
>> [_] Anon 1502753 I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
>> [_] Anon 1502762 Way better than I imagined! Glad you took the advice on changing key configs. 9000/10, OP
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502767 >># Yeah, that was one of the more fun parts to make. Some people who beta tested didn't like it, but I think it turned out well.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502775 >># Surprisingly enough, newgrounds likes it. It's got a 3.41/5 on there right now and the average review's an 8.4.
>> [_] Anon 1502801 The stairs are easily the best part of the game. But the writing was pretty nice too. I would have enjoyed more stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1502833 Well, what are some good "art" games then?
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502838 >># Personally I thought Don't Look Back ( http://www.kongregate.com/games/TerryCav anagh/dont-look-back ) was a very good one that did the minimalism thing well, and I feel might be one of the original good art games that got copied by all of the shit. Also I'd say No More Heroes (the first one) was a good art game. The sequel improved the GAME part significantly, but the bosses were more of a "what's going on lol" kind of thing, while the bosses in the first one felt like they were actually there for a reason.
>> [_] Anon 1502884 Should get a special message for getting to the bottom of the credits without being arrested/killed... I spent a good 10 minutes trying do that just to get nothing
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502891 >># You get the satisfaction of beating the game... and the bonus menu that you would have gotten anyway with a boss rush mode and a version of the shooting game without constantly changing keys. Gifts to be cherished forever.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502901 Some of the comments I'm seeing on Kongregate are just downright depressing. "WOW. Please try to be literate. Please. "a art"? "a art"?!?" Seems like you guys are the only ones who get that this is a satire... which is kind of depressing because it's pretty fucking blatant.
>> [_] Anon 1502905 >Chairs >Anger Is this a reference to something?
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1502908 >># Nah, I just named that boss Chairs because I felt like it.